In a recent excavation of my locker, this fanfic was discovered. BlairW_1 and I wrote back in October or November. We hope you like it!

Dear Blair,
I've decided to tell you my biggest secret. Before I tell you, you have to swear that you won't tell anyone. Please promise me. I really need to tell someone.
Thanks,
Jo
Blair,
All right. I trust you now. Okay... here goes. Remember, Blair, I swore to secrecy. If you tell anyone, you won't walk again. Don't make me hurt you. Well, you see, there was this party at the Chug-a-Lug one night. And there were boys at that bar. We had a few beers. Okay, a lot of beers, but I could handle it. But the boys just couldn't. One of them carried me out into the back alley. Blair, if you tell anyone I'm... I can't tell you. But, well... I'm knocked up. You know, pregnant. And, Blair, tell anyone and you die. I swear, Blair, I will kill you. You're the only person that knows. I'm gonna have to tell Mrs. Garrett eventually, but I don't have the guts to tell her yet. Will you go with me to tell her? Please, Blair... Please...
Jo

I have to go! What do you think?

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

thats wicked good! keep it going!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them

awsome! keep going!

Dear Jo,
How could you? You are, what 17? Have you thought about what it can do to you? Jo, you could die. Don't tell anyone, but I will sincerely miss you. I wouldn't have anyone to fight with. Jo, please make the right choice and get an abortion.
Blair

Dear Blair,
I'm still considering getting an abortion. No, I think that I should talk to Mrs. G first. Please go with me, Blair. I can't go by myself. I'm crying. I never cry. Please go with me. I need someone's advice. Consider it, Blair.
Jo

Dear Jo,
Jo, I'll go. Please don't cry. Jo, promise me, no matter what happens, we'll be friends forever, okay? And never let anything bad happen to you again.
Your BEST friend,
Blair

Dear Blair,
I told Mrs. Garrett. She's disappointed with me. I have the rest of the day off from classes. Blair, if the headmaster finds out, I could be expelled! If I get expelled I'll have to go home and tell my mom that I'm pregnant. I can't put her through that. I promised her that I wouldn't make the same mistakes she made. I'll have no place to go if I get expelled. Do you think that Mrs. Garrett will tell Mr. Harrison? If you want to come with me to beg her to not tell Mr. Harrison, I could sure use the moral support. Blair, I'm so scared. Maybe I will get an abortion. Even though I swore to let all of my children live and love for themselves. Blair, I want love my child. I'll be 18 when it's born. I won't be able to go to college. What am I saying? I'm not ready to be a mother. You're right, Blair. Something bad could happen to me. I'll always be your best friend. Blair, why do I keep crying? Blair, I'm sorry if I ever offended you. I didn't mean it. I better stop before I really start crying.
Jo

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

This is really good and I like the different format too!!

Dear Blair,
He found out! Mr. Harrison found out. Mrs. Garrett told him. Blair, I don't want to be expelled! I have two choices; I can get an abortion or be expelled and have my kid. Blair, I have to make up my mind by Saturday. Blair, I don't know what to do! This has never happened before. I mean, there's never been a situation where I never knew what to do. Blair, I'll tell you who the father is if you promise not to tell anyone. You're my best friend, Blair. I don't want to leave Eastland 2 months before we graduate. That's where all of my friends are. Blair help me decide what to do.
Jo

Dear Jo,
Get an abortion. Wait, no, don't get one. I don't know. Do whatever you feel is right. Jo, I can't belive this would happen to you. If you... If something goes wrong... Jo, I cried all last night thnking about you. Did you hear me? I'm sorry if I kept you up. I just can't take it.
Blair

Dear Blair,
I'm sorry that I ever told anyone. 've made up my mind. I'm getting an abortion. You're right, and I'm ready.
Joanna Marie Polniaczek

Dear Jo,
I'm worried about you. You're young almost too young in fact to have this happen to you. Do you know when your surgery is? Jo, I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! If you don't really want to get an abortion, but you want to stay in school, I'll quit and you can live with me! You can have your baby, and afterwards, we'll go back to Eastland. I am a genius! But, I'm only a suggestion. You do whatever you want to do. If you don't want ot do it... well, I can pull a few strings and get my daddy to rent you an apartment for yourself. I would do anything, but no matter what, live or die, that baby is my godchild. I've always wanted to be called a godmother. I feel... No, that's stupid. But, I feel like I'm related somehow. Maybe a distant cousin somehow.
Blair

Blair,
My surgery is tomorrow at 10:00. I'm going to spend the night at the hospital tonight. Blair, the father is... your older brother, Rich. I should have told you from the beginning, but I was scared. Can you forgive? Tell Tootie and Natalie that I went to New York for the weekend. Please forgive me, Blair!
Jo

Jo,
My brother!? Him? Wait... You and my BROTHER... I'm... I'm not a godmother! I'm an aunt! I never... YOU and my BROTHER? I don't know whether I should be mad, sad, glad, or MURDEROUS... No... It's your kid. But it's my niece or nephew. I can't deal with this right now. I have a head ache, and the English teacher is giving me the "evil eye" right now, so I had better stop writing or get an "F" in this class. Good luck,and thank you... for telling me, I mean...
Blair

Blair,
How did Tootie and Natalie find out where I was? Did you just happen to let it slip? Thanks a lot, Blair. Thanks for telling the whole school that Jo got knocked up by Blair's older brother. It's not all over school yet, but with Tootie and Natalie around, it will be by tonight. Thanks again for being my "best friend"!
Jo

Blair,
I'm sorry that I chewed you out. I got mad and lost my temper. Blair, did you tell anyone anything? I know Mrs. Garrett wouldn't tell. Niether would Mr. Harrison. Rich doesn't know... I don't intend to tell him. I know I should. Blair, why don't I have the baby and put him or her up for adoption? I won't get expelled and the child can live! Consider it!
Jo

Jo,
I'm SOOOO sorry. I didn't say a word, I swear! The only way anyone would know is if I talked in my sleep... Oh, dear... Maybe I did leak it. I'm all for having it naturally. But, whatever you want to do...
Blair

Blair,
Please, find out if you if talked in your sleep because I really need to know. Tell Tootie and Natalie not to tell anyone! (Am I too late?) I just wan tot have the abortion and let everyine forget it!
Jo

Dear Jo,
I asked Tootie and Natalie, and, yes, I talked in my sleep. But they said they would keep their mouths shut. I'm glad you're getting the abortion. Sort of. Well, I mean, you're the mother. But it would be nice to accually have a niece. Wouldn't it you just LOVE a daughter or son? I would... Jo, since you told me this... I'm getting married without anyone knowing but you. I... I want children as soon as possible... There, I said it. I promise they won't say a word.
Blair

Dear Blair, Don't do that. I mean, Eastland is supposed to teach us morals and values, and two of the best students are in a spot; I'm pregnant and you're engaged! Blair, if you get married, I'll really, miss you. I'm not going to hunt you down all over America miss you, but I will miss you.
Jo

Dear Jo,
I'm in jail! I've cried and begged but they won't let me out! They sentenced me to death! I killed someone. I was in a fist fight, and hit a guy in the his kidneys. It ruptured and he died instantly. I fainted, and when I woke up, I puked, like I had been for, what, the pst week? But anyway, the doctor told me that I was pregnant, and now I get the electric chair in 9 months! Jo, what am I going to do?
I haven't stopped crying ever since the trial. I'm, Jo...
Jo, I had a miscarriage. I cried too much, and all of the sudden I went into labor when I was wrinting. I would have been a girl... my little Joanna... Jo, pray for me, please! I can't take it! I want life to be normal. No going back, I guess. Tell Richard that I love, and Mrs. G and the others I'll miss them. I couldn't have gone through all of this without you, Jo. You're a sister to me. This is the last time that I'll be writing to you. Too bad that I won't live for my 18 birthday. Jo, I'm scared to die. I don't want to go... down there... I will, you know. I murdered someone. Two people, in fact. I murdered my daughter. Jo... you don't have to write back if you don't want to. Just, promise me that you won't forget me...
For the last time,
Blair Warner

Dear Blair,
Oh my gosh, Blair! I'm so sorry that... maybe your lawyer can appeal... I'll pull every string in the book if I have to. I'll get you out though! I promise...
Jo

Dear Jo,
Jo! You were right! My lawyer appealed and guess what... jail for 10 years! You may think that's bad. But it's much better than death! Oh, I feel like I'm 5 years old and opening Christmas presents! I just love everyone now! I can have kids, get married, go to a good college if I study... Oh! Come up and visit sometime next week if you can. If I get out on parole, I'll only be in the clinker for 7 years! So, what are you having? Boy or girl? Please, write back soon. It will be lonely here, but I'm back to my old self now, only not as picky. I can stand it. You can go ahead and get that house! By the way, I'm still alive!
Blair

Blair,
That's wonderful! And I dpn't know what I'm having yet. I really don't want to know. Not that much. I'm studying, so I have to keep letters short.
Jo

Dear Jo,
When my parole officer told me how long I'd be in jail, I heard hime wrong. I'm really going to get out one day before you're due, Jo! I can visit and take care of you! I'm so excited to be an aunt! You know, we're practically sisters! If you and Rich get married... why don't you, Jo? It would be fun, I promise. He's a nice guy. But don't let him get near alcohol. He can't handle it, as you know, and he always drinks as much as he can before he passes out. Just like my... Mom and Dad will kill me for this! Call them right after you get this letter and tell them that I'm on a trip to Europe. Have you told that to everyone so far? I miss you, Jo. I wish I was home. I feel so bad for the things I did. I don't know why you forgave me. I did horrible things... Jo, get me out of here! I'm scared! There are men in here, and one of them came on to me yesterday. He hurt me, and they didn't even do anything. Blair Warner, the jail bird. In a place like this, I can't protect myself. Well, Jo, I guess I'll keep my troubles to myself so you won't have a letter that's 30 pages long! Miss you and see you soon!
Blair

Dear Jo,
I'm sorry for not writing in so long. I got out of jail today! I hope your preegnancy has been going well. I'm at a diner eating my first real meal in 8 months, so I'm keeping this letter short. Coming home ASAP! Good luck with the kid!
Blair Warner the Ex-jailbird
Meanwhile in Peekskill...
( Jo is sitting on hr bed reading Blir's letter that she just got. When she gets done reading, she yawns loudly and smiles. Her unborn baby girl suddenly gave a kick. She stops smiling and starts whispering to no one in particular.)
J: I guess this letter means Blair will never see the baby. (she puts her hand on her stomach and lies down.) Should I give my child up for adoption? Blair w... Blair w... I'll name her Blair. (She starts crying and goes unnoticed for about 15 minutes, but then Tootie wakes up and hears her crying. She runs over to her bedside.)
T: Jo! Is the baby okay? Nat, wake up!
N: Huh? (Natalie gets up and walks over to Jo and Tootie. Jo reaches up and hugs her with som difficulty.)
J: Blair won't get to see... her niece.
N: Her niece? You mean...
T: Rich! I wondered why we hadn't seen him around lately... Oh, Jo...
N: It's okay, Jo. Blair should be coming back from that trip she took any time. SHe's been gone for 8 months.
T: Mrs. G. is worried...
J: She can't come... 7 more years...
N: What?
J: She's in... jail...
T: Why?
N: Blair?
J: Murder...

Soooooo sorry I gotta go... again... more later! I promise!
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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

[This message has been edited by AlexzBonner (edited 01-19-2001).]

[This message has been edited by AlexzBonner (edited 01-19-2001).]

Kenzie, hurry up and get to the part about... you know... I haven't seen that story in sooooooo long!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

Ok, I have to say I'm more than a little confused. Why are they writing letters to each other as if they never see each other? Obviously when she's in jail they don't see each other. And how is it that nobody knows Blair's in jail? Please don't be offended, I'm just confused.

WHAT THE HELL IS TIHS!?!?!?!?!? The Young and The Restless.. My GOD!!!!! You have one screwed up mind... Ya let's turn an innocent show into the lost souls of teenagers who screw their best friends bro's and get Pregnant!!!!! God Whoever is writing these needs to get the clear mind here!! This is totally STUPID!!!!! YUCK!!!!

i really like it!! keep it up!

allmightyone: whats your problem? yes, you are intitled to your opinion but that was kinda mean/harsh!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them

Almightyone, you must REALLY think that you're almighty. I think that you just don't like fan fics because this is the second post that I've seen where you're chewing somebody out! I HATE IT! If you could keep your rude comments to yourself, it would help us all! BTW, don't flaunt your ego! Do I have premission to continue? If not, then drop dead! You really should try Ego Watchers. I bet you could drop a few sizes!
Everybody else-- Now that that's all cleared up, do you want me to finish it?
I have an attitude like Jo's, can you tell? ::sweet smile::

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself?
B: Like what?
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"Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney

"What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James

Yes, please finish it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek

Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it?
Blair: Doing what?
Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews.

FOL 4EVa!!!!

Blair's B-Day Poem:
"If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

"Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet?

Blair--"Turn Blue!"

( )) (( )
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o(_('')('')_)o

Rick and Jo 4eva

Please finish it. almightyone or whatever your name is, people are taking a risk by posting something that they wrote and put effort into for others to read. Don't trample rudely on their efforts. Learn some tact.

[This message has been edited by lesliem14 (edited 01-20-2001).]

Thank you, lesliem14. I couldn't have put it better myself!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

thealmightyone or whatever the hell your name is... it's nice of you to voice your opinoin but you could be nicer about it! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif I mean... i agree that it isn't a very facts of life show... i mean it probably could have never been an episode... but besides the context it relates to "today" life... and if the person who is writing this is trying to make it like life today... then i think they are writing it perfectly... but thealmightyone get a grip... and be more sensitive to others... i mean even i had trouble when people just wail off and bitch at me... but whoever is writing this script KEEP it up! you are doing a great job with "Today" life.... (even though it does kinda sound liek the young and the restless it is still pretty good for trying to make it the way you have it) but IMO I prefer scripts that could ahve been a TRUE episode on the facts of life show and no offense but this probably couldn't...

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

[This message has been edited by FOL85NatandMrsGRock (edited 01-21-2001).]

Thank you for sticking up for us, Sarah Lynn! (Do you mind if I call you by your real name?) I admit, we didn't really do this script like the others, but it was the first one we wrote. Be thankful it wasn't set in the late 1800's! We were into Anne fanfics at the time, and just did this for fun one day in the middle of a test in reading!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

Well if you can't handle my so called EGO problem then don't read my posts!!! God you people are so snow blowed that all you think about is getting them nocked up and oh lets see what happens if we make jo screw blair's so called... BRO!! I don't fricken think soo... i mean this is GARBAGE... yes that is right GARBAGE... and i think you are ruining The Facts of Life all together... I mean... we have to deal with the screwed up shows of today with people all nocked up and having sex at like 12 why should we make a perfectly good show into a screwed up garbage of today shows!!! Stop it PLEASE!! i beg of you... don't make me thinkt hat they are all nocked up and screwing their best friends bro's or whatever it is you are doing with your script... its wrong... and i seem to be the only one here who will stand on this it is WRONG!!! GARBAGE GARBAGE.... trash day... please take this post outa here!!

yes you can call me sarah lynn and your welcome... oh and thealmightyone... yet again... we're getting a little bitchy and pissing some people off... not me... but some others... and wow... i totally agree with you about todays shows... i mean i like them, like dawsons creek the peopel there are like sleeping with eachother and blah blah blah... but i still liek it and yes they maybe ruining the facts of life just a tad... but they are expressing themselves... and again... you could be a little nicer about it... and about your ego problem... i think its just fine... you do have the right to express yourself freely and i respect that...

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

Hey TheAlmightyOne82, calm down. Its only a "Fan Fic", and a very good one at that, there is no reason to get all worked up over it!

BTW AB, keep it up, dont let TheAlmightyOne82 get to you.

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Stanley Roper: I'm sorry Jack

Jack Tripper: Oh, thats ok, what did you do?

Roper: Me? Nothing, I just thought I saw something that wasnt normal, because it was normal, but, now I can see it aint normal, so, everything's back to normal again.

Jack: oh, well, I'm glad for you.

TheAlmightyOne82, didn't your mother ever teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? If you don't agree with the story line, then DON'T READ IT! Better yet, why don't you write one yourself and post it up. People would pay more attention to your griping if you actually posted something up yourself. The only thing I've seen you post on this board is a bunch of bitchy remarks.

There's no need to be so angry and hostile towards these people who are trying to share something they've worked hard on.

If you don't like what they posted, then post something better! Otherwise, shut up!

Note to TJ - I don't mean for this to become a flame war. Please don't lock this topic, because I want them to be able to finish their story.

well i don't wanna get apart of this that much... but some people are just naturally bitchy and they only post the stuff that bothers them... i'm sure deep inside thealmightyone likes most of the scripts... but it's all fine!! just relax and keep posting... it's a free country and people can say what they want... and no offense but i personally hate that saying... if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all... it just always bugged me... cuz somethings to tell the truth you gotta be mean...

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

Originally posted by TheAlmightyOne82:
Well if you can't handle my so called EGO problem then don't read my posts!!! God you people are so snow blowed that all you think about is getting them nocked up and oh lets see what happens if we make jo screw blair's so called... BRO!! I don't fricken think soo... i mean this is GARBAGE... yes that is right GARBAGE... and i think you are ruining The Facts of Life all together... I mean... we have to deal with the screwed up shows of today with people all nocked up and having sex at like 12 why should we make a perfectly good show into a screwed up garbage of today shows!!! Stop it PLEASE!! i beg of you... don't make me thinkt hat they are all nocked up and screwing their best friends bro's or whatever it is you are doing with your script... its wrong... and i seem to be the only one here who will stand on this it is WRONG!!! GARBAGE GARBAGE.... trash day... please take this post outa here!!

almightyone, just read what you wrote. i'm sure you didn't really mean it the way u wrote it. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

okay... I am really sorry that I aven't written anymore, but there's this school thing on Thur. night and then there are contests in March, April, and May, and my schedule is pretty full at this moment and I'll post more as soon as I can! I promise! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

`~` Kensie `~`

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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T: What it is.
B: What is it?
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Ra: Is it what I think it is?
A: Well... if you think it is, what I think you think it is, it is what you think it is.
Ra: (confused) What is it?

does na Originally posted by FOL85NatandMrsGRock:
well i'm sure deep inside thealmightyone likes most of the scripts...

yes... as a matter of fact fol85 i do like people's scripts... like yours and kfoards... they are the only ones that have FOL the RIGHT way and not people all screwing people at age 16!! common! in the 80's that wasn't a very common thing! you were like this HUGE slut if you screwed people... oh ok... so you wnat to call jo a slut now... fine with me.. i never really liked her anyways... she's too bitchy at times... she needed to be nicer to people!!

Okay, Almightyone, I'm going to ask you this calmly...
WILL YOU GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE?

If you don't like my fan fics, fine. I have friends at school who HATE FOL. But, please, GET OFF MY BACK! Really, if you have a problem with this fan fic, then don't read it. You MUST like it, because you keep reading it! Or maybe you find some SICK pleasure in people chewing you out! FYI, I can get a lot meaner. This is my good side you're experencing. You can leave me and this fan fic alone and we'll let this slide, but if you insist...
Jo was always my favorite, and if you'd LET me FINISH the script you'd see what happens at the end! Give me a break!

Everyody else-- The credit is not all mine. BlairW_1 wrote the Blair letters and I wrote the Jo letters. She wrote the script part, too. But I gave her ideas. It was a group assignment, just like on The Perfect Stranger in Peekskill. (I helped her on that one, too!)

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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T: What it is.
B: What is it?
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Ra: Is it what I think it is?
A: Well... if you think it is, what I think you think it is, it is what you think it is.
Ra: (confused) What is it?
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J: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong. Oh, and please see that it doesn't happen again in our marriage.
R: Right. Hello, my baby, hello my darlin' (runs into door) Hello, my aching head!

You guys? Hello? Calm down! It's just a little insignificant story, no reason to hate each other and make life enemies is it? People are entitled to their ideas, no matter how mean. Even though, personally, I think they should keep those to themselves. And Kenzie? I've seen your badside. It's not pretty. You need to remember that when you say something to one person, you're letting everyone see it, and they may not like having to skim through all the posts you guys have typed byting each others heads off looking for the actual story! If you want to argue, I'm sure that's fine with everyone here, but I think a lot of people would prefer it if you did it off the board so we wouldn't have to read all this crap. Thank you for reading this. (If anyone could stand to read this long, boring thing!) I just want everyone to know I'm not trying to make enemies, just stating comments.

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

You're right. I mean, there's no reason fight. It's only a story. I'm gonna call a truce.

Anyway, I think that I'll try to type some more now... right after I find it...

~`~ Kenzie ~`~

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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T: What it is.
B: What is it?
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Ra: Is it what I think it is?
A: Well... if you think it is, what I think you think it is, it is what you think it is.
Ra: (confused) What is it?
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J: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong. Oh, and please see that it doesn't happen again in our marriage.
R: Right. Hello, my baby, hello my darlin' (runs into door) Hello, my aching head!

I found it!

(Tootie suddenly sits down beside Jo)
T: No... Blair wouldn't do that!
J: Look... under my bed.
N: Is this it? (Natalie holds up the box of Blair's letters. She sits down beside Toote and reads them aloud in order. When she gets to the part about the baby and Blair being sentenced to death, Tootie stands up and backs away.)
T: No... Blair wouldn't... I'm getting Mrs. Garrett! (Tootie runs out before Jo can say anything. Jo puts her head on Natalie's shoulder as tears run down her cheeks.)
N: Jo, stop crying! Blair lost her kid for doing it.
J: I can't helpit. All I do is think about her... (Jo starts crying again as Mrs. Garrett walks in and Natalie stands up and tells Mrs. Garrett what happened. She sits down by Jo. Jo looks at her.)
J: Mrs. G., I need to write Blair a letter... I've been writing her a while.
MG: Why didn't you tell me, Jo?
J: I... Blair was scared... I guess I was, too. Give me a piece of paper and a pencil and leave me alone... please...
MG: All right. (She gies Jo a piece of paper and a pencil. Everyone leaves the room and Jo starts writing a letter to Blair. In the middle of it she drops the pencil.)
J: Mrs. G! Mrs. G! I... oh, the water broke! (She lies back on the bed and looks toward the door and suddenly grimaces. Her stomach tightens.)
J: Mrs. Garrett, I'm having a baby here!
MG: Jo, Jo? What's wrong? (Mrs. Garrett walks in the dor. She looks at Jo and gasps.) Already?
J: It's been goin' on for a long time. About 2 hours. I'm having... (She grimacs as her stomach contracted again.)
MG: Tootie? Call the hospital, Jo's having a baby!
J: My contractions are around every thirty seconds now.
MG: Tootie! Natalie! Hurry up! Somebody?
J: I want Blair to live. I'd give my...
(She yells as a huge contraction shakes her body. She starts breathing hard and takes Mrs. Garrett's hand and squeezes as hard as she can. Mrs. Garrett grimaced.)
MG: Go ahead, Jo. Squeeze as hard as you need to. I've been through it twice.
J: I'd... I'd give my life for Blair. My baby, that is. I'd almost give as much for her... aunt... (She has another contraction and Mrs. G has tears in her eyes.)
J: Sorry... Write on that letter I started. Tell her that if the baby is a girl, I'm naming her Blai-(contraction)-r
T: What's the number for 9-1-1?
J: What do you think?
N: 9-1-1. (Tootie dials and hands the phone to Mrs. G. and she covers up the phone.)
MG: We need to get her to a hospital now! Nat, you drive. (She uncovers the phone and runs to her purse, pulls out her keys, and tosses them to Natalie. Jo has another contraction.)
9-1-1: Excuse me, are you there?
MG: Yes, we're heading to the hospital now. See, a girl just went into labor.
9-1-1: What about her contractions?
MG: (turns to Jo) How far apart are they?
N: Around 15 seconds.
MG: 15 seconds.
9-1-1: She needs to stop pushing until she gets to the hospital.
MG: She hasn't been.
9-1-1: Good, hurry to the hospital.
MG: Thank you. Goodbye. (Jo has another contraction. Mrs. G hangs up the phone and tries to pick up one side of Jo while Tootie gets the other side. Jo has tears running down her face.)
J: Oh, get it out! I don't want it anymore! (They all look at Natalie except Jo, who's too busy trying to remember lamaze. They put Jo down and pullNatalie over to her bedside.)
N: I'm not a doctor! I mean, just because my dad was one doesn't mean I'm one!
J: Nat, you gotta do this for me. Hurry! (They help Jo change into one of Blair's old gowns, and Tootie runs and and gets Mrs. G's dishwashing and some scissors. Natalie positions herself at the foot of Jo's bed. She puts on the gloves and stics her hands out like a football player.)
T: Natalie, it's a living thing, not a football.
N: Shut up! Now, Jo. I need you to take a deep breath and push real hard for me for about 10 seconds. Can you do that for me? (Jo takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and pushes as hard as she can. After about 10 pushes, Nat looks up at Tootie and smiles.)
N: I can see the head! (Tootie gasps and runs behind Natalie.)
T: You really can see it's little head! (After about 4 more pushes, Jo stops and waits a minute.)
N: One more. The shoulders are out. (Jo yells and gives one last push as the baby slides out. Tootie cuts the umbilical cord, and ands the baby to Nat.)
T: You got a baby girl. (Jo hands the baby to Mrs. G and gasps.)
MG: Jo... what's wrong?
J: I had another contraction... twins?
N: Push and we'll see. (Jo takes a deep breath and pushes. Nat looks at her and smiles. Jo loks at Nat.)
J: Well, what is it?
N: It's a head! Start pushing! (Jo pushes 13 more times, and Tootie cuts the cord again.)
T: Imagine... I helped deliver twin girls!
J: At least I'm not having triplets! ever again-- I think I spoke too soon! Here we go again...
N: You mean--
T: Triplets! Jo's gonna have triplets, Mrs. G!
MG: I hope she can take it all! Are you all right?
J: It hurts... but I'll be okay. (After a few minutes, Jo stops pushing and shakes her head.)
J: Somethin's wrong here...
N: Uhh... Mrs. Garrett... which way are baby's supposed to come out?
MG: Head first... why?
N: Jo... you got a baby with 2 heads and 5 little sticks sticking out of each of them... Is that good?
J: Idiot! Those are feet! I... don't feel so good...
MG: Jo, we have to get you to a hospital.
J: Can't you do it?
T: Can you walk?
N: Yeah, she's in labor with feet sticking out of her butt and she can walk just fine!
MG: Natalie!
N: Sorry, Mrs.G.
J: I can try. (Jo stands up and then suddenly lies back down.) No... it's not gonna work.
MG: Natalie... get on the phone with 9-1-1. Tell them that we have a breech baby. Also tell them that I'm a registered nurse, and can deliver the baby. Got it?
N: Right! (She grabs the phone and dials and explains the situation to the dispatcher.)
MG: Jo, all you're gonna have to do is cooperate with everything that I tell you to do, okay? (Jo nods and Natalie says)
N: Are you ready?
MG: Let's go!
N:Okay, we're ready. (Pause) Okay, Mrs.G, rotate the baby 180 degrees clockwise.
MG: Okay, Nat. Hurry.
N: Now, rotate the baby 250 degrees counter-clockwise.
MG: All right. Next! Nat! Give me the phone now!
N: Okay... (she hands Mrs. Garrett the phone.)
9-1-1: Are you there?
MG: Yeah, look, I think that the cord is wrapped around the baby's kneck.
9-1-1: Okay, what you're gonna have to do is grab the baby's kneck gently and force it out, got it?
MG: Yeah, could you send an ambulance to pick us up?
9-1-1: There's one on the way!
MG: Thank you!
J: Mrs. Garrett... what's goin'?

BlairW_1 has the rest!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
~`~ Kenzie ~`~

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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T: What it is.
B: What is it?
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Ra: Is it what I think it is?
A: Well... if you think it is, what I think you think it is, it is what you think it is.
Ra: (confused) What is it?
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J: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong. Oh, and please see that it doesn't happen again in our marriage.
R: Right. Hello, my baby, hello my darlin' (runs into door) Hello, my aching head!

Hey, the story is going good. It is different, but well written. Since most people like to have constructive criticisim, here'm mine to you all.... I think the story would be a little *happier*, for lack of a better word, if it was changed slightly to take place where they were in college. This is just my opinion, but it would be a little less far fetched then.
~Em

Very good "Fan Fic", but I must agree it is a little far fetched, by the fact that Jo only found out she was having triplets as she was giving birth.

But it is a great story, and I encourage you to keep writing.

wow... did i start a trend or waht? i think i was like the first person to have a fanfci that has one of the girls in labor (my reunion script) and now like i have seen 4 fanfics (beside mine) that have one of the girls in labor an di think they were all reunion scripts... but its kinda neat to see how everyone handled labor a little differently... but in everyone i see that poeple kinda did what i did... having mrs. garrett there and like one of the first couple people there to see the person's baby... weird... maybe we all know that mrs. garrett was really special... this is kind of a weird script... different then what we are all used to... but i have a few things... if natalie can drive then this would have to be LATE LATE season 4 or season 5 (which woudl be at edna's edibles) but since you want it at eastland then you'd have to make it LATE LATE season 4... and if it was season 4 then there is no mr. harriss... it's mr. parker... and i am also confused about one other thing... why is blair staying in jail if she's out of jail?? there was this one part where you said that blair was writing to jo from a diner... and she signed ex-jailbird.... so then how come jo is crying while reading Blair's letter about how Blair will never get to see her niece... i am VERY confused at this point!! hehe... I coudl REALLY use some clarification... becuase as of right now i do not liek this script BECAUSE i cannot understand it... i mean yes i LIKE it but i am meaning that i coudl liek ti a lot better if i knew the whole thing better.. thanks

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

Kenzie left out the part about Jo reading the letter BEFORE the last one she sent. Jo doesn't know that Blair's getting out.

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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~Danielle~

oh... that helps to know that...

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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!

Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!!

blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!

****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!****

~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~
*Sarah Lynn*

is there anymore to the story i liked the way you guys did this, good idea
-colleen-

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JO rocks!!!!!!!!
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J: i'm gonna loosen some teeth!
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AIM ssgoalie8

Yeah, this was one that I would have liked to have heard the end to. You really ought to finish it!

Bump for JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo. And no, we haven't written any more on it, I kind of gave up. It was the first FOL fanfic we wrote, and it was in reading during a test cuz we were the first ones done (as usual) and were bored. It's kind of a little... stupid, IMO. No offense, K.

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful!

I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob!

~*Danielle*~
<3 y'all!

Gosh, it is stupid. It doesn't make any sense at all. The ones we're writing now are much better! Read them instead. Like the YF stories. Now, those actually make sense!

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"In the words of Cyndi Lauper, girls just wanna have fun. What's the point in planning for the future? I wanna get the most out of today."
Jinny Exstead
http://thedivisionepisodepics.homestead.com/files/Ep12pic38JinTheo.JPG

Teddy's http://www.planettribes.com/hosed/smilies/s/s/otn/angels/littleangel.gif

You HAVE to finish this episode

I LUV IT!

This great you guys! Hurry up and finnish it!

Originally posted by coily2:
TheAlmightyOne82, didn't your mother ever teach you that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? If you don't agree with the story line, then DON'T READ IT! Better yet, why don't you write one yourself and post it up. People would pay more attention to your griping if you actually posted something up yourself. The only thing I've seen you post on this board is a bunch of bitchy remarks.

There's no need to be so angry and hostile towards these people who are trying to share something they've worked hard on.

If you don't like what they posted, then post something better! Otherwise, shut up!

Note to TJ - I don't mean for this to become a flame war. Please don't lock this topic, because I want them to be able to finish their story.


Your right Coily and to TheAlmightyOne, This is a fan-fic therefore we can make it any way we want. I mean me and some friends have 1 Role Play that In which I play Jo, but it's a cross between FOL and TD and We have Jo raped in an alley 1 night, and now she is scared ta be alone w/ a guy. I mean I know this has really nothin ta do w/ this topic but I mean as Nancy said in her intimate portrait "being the director you can craft the story in many different ways then just being the actor" I mean it's not like this stuff is really gona go on TV and this kinda stuff really does happen! I mean alot of ppl do get pregnent on mistake or at a party and at a young age. I'm 11 and I live in a bad neighborhood and that kinda stuff happens here all the time so it's not that far from the truth.... ok i think i'll end my point now.

~Kiera (AKA Jo)


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C-Ya!
-Kiera

tomboyjo, please don't bump up old posts that resulted in arguments. They just make people hostile and start fights.

Back on topic, is this story ever going to be finished? Why doesn't someone else take it over?

Keep up the good work

Hey, y'all, if I work really hard, I can get this done by Monday, do you still want it to be a comedic drama? It's kinda hard to write those now, but I could probably do it. And I'm suprised to see this, u see, K posted it, and I had no clue anyone was replying! :P lol, I'm signing off and working on it right now, buh-byezies!

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My mouth runs like the Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and going...

"You can't rehabilitate a man if he hasn't been habilitated already!" M.E

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Finished fanfics: "The Perfect Stranger in Peekskill", "Wounded Pride", "Love Conquers All: Jinny's Story", and "Blair Gets Hooked".

Fanfics in production:
"Blair's Secret", "The Healing Process: Magda's Story", "Second Chance on Love", and "Is That Your Final Answer?".

<3 u, Jacob!

We have a new sidekick! Now we have Susan, Kaitlyn, and me to be Off-Topic Royals, I believe the ranks are growing! Wish to join? Go off topic! or call 1-800-OFF-TOPIC! (Who cares that it's too many letters, I'm payin for it! lol, I wonder what that number really is... I DARE someone to call it!)

~*Danielle*~

yaw cant jus leave me hangin like dis!!! ok, pleez post more soon

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~Jinny (wel, muh real name is Jamie, but muh nickname is Jinny)

some time in the year 2007, My best friends Kiera (PA),Jessica (NC wit me), n Ana (NC wit me 2) r goin to Cali 2 meet Nancy McKeon!!!! i pikked the year 2007 cause thats wen I'm turnin 18, I CANT WAIT, oh ya, sry but nobody else can cum

please visit muh site at: http://www.jamies-nancy-mckeon-site.cityslide.com/contents/contents.cfm/780316

Ima Nancy McKeon n TD fanatic, u gots a problem wit dat? WELL SHOVE IT!!~Me

I am who I am, dont eva try 2 change me~Me

the truth hurts, but since wen did i say u cudn't still tell me it?!?!~Me

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puleez, e-mail or IM me at WishiniwasNancyM@aol.com or Jamiegirl2006@aol.com

PLEASE finish!!!I LOVE it!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Estelle:You're lucky I'm a lady, or I'd knock your teeth out!
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IM me using piggy2111 or The GGirls R Koo
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important!
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you have to admit, you CAN'T ARGUE WITH MRS.GARRETT!!

Whoa, dude, when I said I'd finish it by tomorrow, I didn't remember it being so far fetched and... well... sucky. And I haven't started writing on it yet, either, cuz I had to go to bed then, and the next day I went to my grandma's house to go to church with her... :X y'all, I'm getting off, calling Kenzie, and we're gonna discuss what to do with this fic, cuz right now I can't stand it... Plus it's both of ours, so that's only fair. Well, buh-byezies, hope to sign back on with good news!

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"You can't rehabilitate a man if he hasn't been habilitated already!" M.E

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Finished fanfics: "The Perfect Stranger in Peekskill", "Wounded Pride", "Love Conquers All: Jinny's Story", and "Blair Gets Hooked".

Fanfics in production:
"Blair's Secret", "The Healing Process: Magda's Story", "Second Chance on Love", and "Is That Your Final Answer?".

<3 u, Jacob!

We have a new sidekick! Now we have Susan, Kaitlyn, and me to be Off-Topic Royals, I believe the ranks are growing! Wish to join? Go off topic! or call 1-800-OFF-TOPIC! (Who cares that it's too many letters, I'm payin for it! lol, I wonder what that number really is... I DARE someone to call it!)

~*Danielle*~

Well, whoopedy-doodlezies, I got an answering machine... Well, until she gets back from swimming, watching a play, or doing something with Pookie- err... Rhianna, I'll just be editing my profile... grrr...

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My mouth runs like the Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and going...

"You can't rehabilitate a man if he hasn't been habilitated already!" M.E

Visit my site, www.danielles-teen-scene.cityslide.com! (http://www.danielles-teen-scene.cityslide.com)

Finished fanfics: "The Perfect Stranger in Peekskill", "Wounded Pride", "Love Conquers All: Jinny's Story", and "Blair Gets Hooked".

Fanfics in production:
"Blair's Secret", "The Healing Process: Magda's Story", "Second Chance on Love", and "Is That Your Final Answer?".

<3 u, Jacob!

We have a new sidekick! Now we have Susan, Kaitlyn, and me to be Off-Topic Royals, I believe the ranks are growing! Wish to join? Go off topic! or call 1-800-OFF-TOPIC! (Who cares that it's too many letters, I'm payin for it! lol, I wonder what that number really is... I DARE someone to call it!)

~*Danielle*~

I like this fic you can't just leave it! (can you) somebody should make some fan fic rules or somethin cause this is good, and I HAFTA hear the rest of it.

whoa, don't mind me, I'm just a little girl, wanting to read a fan fic.PLEASE POST MORE SOON!!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Estelle:You're lucky I'm a lady, or I'd knock your teeth out!
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IM me using piggy2111 or The GGirls R Koo
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important!
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you have to admit, you CAN'T ARGUE WITH MRS.GARRETT!!

Thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Well, here's the deal, and I only have five more minutes according to my clock to write it, cuz Kenzie wants me to call her back at 1:30... We've decided to let anyone that wants to post their idea of how the fanfic should end, in any format (letters, script, story, etc...), any style (comedy, drama, etc...), and any length. There will be a contest for the best ending, and for the one closest to our idea, which we aren't going to write. You need to come on this thread and post that you are going to submit a fanfic, because once everyone with their names on here saying they are going to post an ending has posted, we will go ahead and post the winners, and our ending to the story (which we have yet to write, lol.). The deadline of posting your ending is September 15th, so start writing! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif (I hope this works out, plz, someone post something so it's not a complete bust!)

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My mouth runs like the Energizer battery: It keeps going and going and going and going...

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Finished fanfics: "The Perfect Stranger in Peekskill", "Wounded Pride", "Love Conquers All: Jinny's Story", and "Blair Gets Hooked".

Fanfics in production:
"Blair's Secret", "The Healing Process: Magda's Story", "Second Chance on Love", and "Is That Your Final Answer?".

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You're coming back angrily from a Sunday service because all of your family tried to convert you into a true Christian. Yeah, you've been going to church, but you just don't buy all this Holy, Holy stuff. You take a bite of your peanut-butter sandwich, which is your breakfast. During the process of angrily honking your horn at a slow milk-truck in front of you, with about 40,000 bumperstickers on it, a wad of peanut butter gets stuck in your throat. You start coughing, and the car swerves uncontrollably. You run into the milk-truck, and it turns over on top of you, spilling milk all through your windshield and flooding your car. You stay there, almost drowning in milk, until you vaguely hear sirens and muffled voices. They carefully pull you out of the car, and place you on the strecher. One of the last things you see are two bumper stickers on a twisted piece of metal left from the truck, side by side. One of them says, "Got Milk?" the other says, "Got God?" As you are being loaded into the ambulance, you use the last of your strength to give out one final cry of pain. You close your eyes in prayer, asking the Lord to forgive you of your sins, thanking him for sending his Son to die on the cross for you. Suddenly some of what the strange man up in the pulpit has been preaching clicks in your mind, and you start to weep. You feel your strength flowing from you, but you stay calm, still mouthing, "Thank you, Jesus." You calmly take your last breath, knowing that you've finally figured something out, you've given your life to Christ, and you're going to Heaven...

Okay, was that too dramatic? Hmm, dunno, but I felt the need to type it, I've been in a witnessing mood lately. ?I intend to take this board for Jesus, well, if not at least one person, and all you have to do is do just what the person did in the story, that might be a real scenario someday, all I can tell you is be prepared. Well, TJ will kill me for this signature, buh-byezies! :)

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