The guy I met at the bus stop is named "Mark"(not his real name).......... Mark is a sweet guy, but he has money problems.... He's says that he would be interested in "selling" on the side(I don't know what though), and he plays some of his paycheck money on Poker(He tells me that it is not rent money that he plays, and I hope not, or I would urge him to get professional help). He confessed to me that he puts empty envelopes into the ATM, and says tells the machine that there is $100.00 in them. FRAUD! He went to a bank, and asked them to cash a "future" check. The date on the paycheck was days away. But, they cashed the check anyway. That bank's name is " "Regal"(not the real name) The reason they cashed the check was because their own bank name was on the check. Other than that, they would have told him to get lost with his "future" check(he told me another place basically told him to stuff the "future" check up his ass and get lost, but in polite words).



He wanted to check his account at the bank, and they told him that he had "suspected bank fraud" on his bank account, and he told them that he bounced checks! Lie! I wish he had bounced checks. What he did was WAY worse(empty envelopes) He already had another bank account, after his original bank "National American Bank"(Not real bank name)flagged him for the "SBF", and another bank ,"Money Bank"(not real bank name)foolishly let him open up an account with the SBF, because they didn't check his bank records! Dumbasses! Dee-dee-dee! But, he claimed to me and to that bank that he already paid his original bank back the frauded money, but they still had him flagged. They, (the one that cashed his check), said that he would have SBF on his account for 7 years!:eek: Later, he sheepishly said to me, "I'm a bank fraud. It's not going away for 7 years. I said, "Let's find a nicer word than fraud. Let's try "dishonest." He said, 'I'd rather be called a fraud than dishonest."

DUMP HIM , run away FASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This guy is bad news and by telling you about it, hes trying to drag you into his web! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, stop picking up men on buses. :eek:

Man, this guy sounds like major trouble. He may have done even worse things than what he's told you.

DUMP HIM , run away FASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This guy is bad news and by telling you about it, hes trying to drag you into his web! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, stop picking up men on buses. :eek:
As fast as you can!!! There is absolutely NO reason for him to tell you any of this except that he wants to get you involved or ask you for money (or scam you out of money) or he thinks you'll be impressed-- and none of those are any good. This one really is a no-brainer...go with your gut and get away fast.

run

Puts empty envelopes into the ATM and "tells" the machine there is $100 in it. WTF???? What the hell does that mean? Oy vey. :crazy:

Puts empty envelopes into the ATM and "tells" the machine there is $100 in it. WTF???? What the hell does that mean? Oy vey. :crazy:

i think it means he just fakes having money and deposits "100 dollars" and then withdraws it asap before the bank has time to process it and catch on.

either way, this guy is a douche and you should RUN FAST in the opposite direction. he'll probably start trying to steal money from you too.

i think it means he just fakes having money and deposits "100 dollars" and then withdraws it asap before the bank has time to process it and catch on.

either way, this guy is a douche and you should RUN FAST in the opposite direction. he'll probably start trying to steal money from you too.
Thank you for clearing that up. I had no idea the banks were that stupid. :eek: And the FBI hasn't caught up with this dude yet? I mean, that is more than fraud, that is a federal crime. :crazy:

What dumb-ass bank lets someone open up an account without checking that person's bank records!:lol: :rolleyes:

What dumb-ass bank lets someone open up an account without checking that person's bank records!:lol: :rolleyes:
Sweetie, why do you want to be with someone like THAT?

Hey, you guys are telling me that he is a loser for frauding the bank, but when I saw his paycheck, I almost CRIED!:( :eek: :o His paycheck is a joke, and not the funny kind of joke. I see why he has money problems. If that paycheck is what he survives on, he is in a dire situation........................

Hey, you guys are telling me that he is a loser for frauding the bank, but when I saw his paycheck, I almost CRIED!:( :eek: :o His paycheck is a joke, and not the funny kind of joke. I see why he has money problems. If that paycheck is what he survives on, he is in a dire situation........................

No excuse. He could get a second job, work extra hours.

Don't make excuses for him. Find better friends.

I agree with them RUN:eek:

Hey, you guys are telling me that he is a loser for frauding the bank, but when I saw his paycheck, I almost CRIED!:( :eek: :o His paycheck is a joke, and not the funny kind of joke. I see why he has money problems. If that paycheck is what he survives on, he is in a dire situation........................
Don't give him excuses for committing fraud. He committed a crime and I am sure there is more to this. If he robbed an old lady of her purse and took her rent money, would you be saying, "Well, he hardly gets any money from work?" If he beat up someone would you defend him? If he stole a car would you defend him? NO. So why defend his criminal actions? WAKE UP JANICE...LET GO OF THE LOSER.

Don't give him excuses for committing fraud. He committed a crime and I am sure there is more to this. If he robbed an old lady of her purse and took her rent money, would you be saying, "Well, he hardly gets any money from work?" If he beat up someone would you defend him? If he stole a car would you defend him? NO. So why defend his criminal actions? WAKE UP JANICE...LET GO OF THE LOSER.


But the thing is, he really is a sweet guy. He said that he did the fraud thing out of desperation,and promised to never do it again. He said that he's basically been put on probation anyway,so if he ever does the fraud thing again,he said that he will be arrested.

But the thing is, he really is a sweet guy. He said that he did the fraud thing out of desperation,and promised to never do it again. He said that he's basically been put on probation anyway,so if he ever does the fraud thing again,he said that he will be arrested.
Ted Bundy was said to be a "real nice guy" too. But that didn't stop him from killing women. Now, I know I am comparing a serial murderer to a guy who committed fraud, but the bottom line is, forget the fact that he is "sweet to you", he is STUPID AND DUMB for being so desperate to commit a crime. You know what desperate people do for money? They find a better job or they take another job. I worked two jobs when I got a divorce so I could pay bills. You do what you have to do to survive.

Ted Bundy was said to be a "real nice guy" too. But that didn't stop him from killing women. Now, I know I am comparing a serial murderer to a guy who committed fraud, but the bottom line is, forget the fact that he is "sweet to you", he is STUPID AND DUMB for being so desperate to commit a crime. You know what desperate people do for money? They find a better job or they take another job. I worked two jobs when I got a divorce so I could pay bills. You do what you have to do to survive.

Yeah, but the thing is that money is his only serious problem. And he only did it ONE day, and never did it again. He told me that he repaid that bank every cent that he frauded from them, and I believe him.. He told me he paid them back because he felt guilty about what he did.

Do what you want. It's your life. Just watch your butt, and don't let him "borrow" money from you.

Yeah, but the thing is that money is his only serious problem. And he only did it ONE day, and never did it again. He told me that he repaid that bank every cent that he frauded from them, and I believe him.. He told me he paid them back because he felt guilty about what he did.
He paid them back because HE HAD TO, NOT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART! The bank confronted him abt what he done and gave him no choice but to pay them back.

Mark has some good qualities and some bad qualities..

Bad Qualities- He frauded the bank

He is a JayWalker

He plays poker(for money)

He has a job that doesn't pay well

He's a forgetful doof!(I mean that affectionately):lol:

He has trouble with time(I don't mean that he's always late or anything, I mean, he's a bit too early)

Good Qualities-He's religious

He loves his family

He's sweet

He's a great listener

He likes the same kind of music I like.(Does this really count as a good quality)

He's nice to everyone around him.

He doesn't smoke

He rarely/seldomly drinks

He'a agreeable

You guys are saying that he's pretty much a scummy guy for frauding the bank, but it wouldn't really be fair for me to judge him because I've done some pretty dishonest and questionable things for money too................ *Hangs head, avoiding other people's eyes on SO...................*:blush::o

We can only judge him from what you tell us. Only you know what is best for you but on the surface it appears that he committed fraud because he lacks money from his job, not a good reason to commit a crime. If he will do that, what else might he do?

We can only judge him from what you tell us. Only you know what is best for you but on the surface it appears that he committed fraud because he lacks money from his job, not a good reason to commit a crime. If he will do that, what else might he do?

Well, I think I might know why he frauded the bank.......... He told me that he was robbed at gunpoint out of about $200.00, and coincidentally, that's how much money he frauded the bank for. I think he frauded the bank to compensate for the money that he got robbed for.

Well, I think I might know why he frauded the bank.......... He told me that he was robbed at gunpoint out of about $200.00, and coincidentally, that's how much money he frauded the bank for. I think he frauded the bank to compensate for the money that he got robbed for.
First you said he told you he took that money from the bank because he hardly makes money at his job. Now he is telling you he got robbed at gunpoint? I think this guy is a pathological liar...and you are falling for all his lies. Leave that loser QUICK!

And to make things worse, since hes telling you about his crimes, he's basically made you an accomplice, you may be being dragged down into his chasm of lies and deceit, and you might not be able to extricate yourself, if you dont leave him!

I don't know what you want us to tell you.

This is why I don't talk to people in public. Too many freaks.

Yeah, but the thing is that money is his only serious problem. And he only did it ONE day, and never did it again. He told me that he repaid that bank every cent that he frauded from them, and I believe him.. He told me he paid them back because he felt guilty about what he did.
Well, it's your life to live, and if you want to overlook a federal crime, so be it. But don't forget that a lot of people tried to warn you. One crime can easily lead to another, bigger crime down the road. Then where will you be? Hopefully not on a high speed chase.

He is religious, but he frauded a bank?

That's one crappy religion.

Well, it's your life to live, and if you want to overlook a federal crime, so be it. But don't forget that a lot of people tried to warn you. One crime can easily lead to another, bigger crime down the road. Then where will you be? Hopefully not on a high speed chase.
Beautifully said Dawson :clap :clap

Well, I think I might know why he frauded the bank.......... He told me that he was robbed at gunpoint out of about $200.00, and coincidentally, that's how much money he frauded the bank for. I think he frauded the bank to compensate for the money that he got robbed for.
i hate to say it but you seem very naive to believe something like that, and you need to get away from him before he starts taking advantage of the excessive faith you have in him.

First you said he told you he took that money from the bank because he hardly makes money at his job. Now he is telling you he got robbed at gunpoint? I think this guy is a pathological liar...and you are falling for all his lies. Leave that loser QUICK!

Well, he does have interesting things to tell..... He told me that his eyes turn into whatever color he looks at. He said that his eyes are like a chameleon. He said that if he looks into the sun, his eyes turn the color of fire. If he looks into as mirror, his eyes would turn into a mirror too, and he'd see a million of reflections of himself!:lol: (But, he of course said that he was joking):lol:

He is religious, but he frauded a bank?..no defense,Janice, but add, HYPEROCRITE to the list of "bad" qualities.

"Neither shall you steal."
(See Catechism 2401–2463.) ...

Well, maybe I exaggerated a bit. He isn't really that religious at all. I should have said, "He believes in God and prays to him.":blush:

Well, he does have interesting things to tell..... He told me that his eyes turn into whatever color he looks at. He said that his eyes are like a chameleon. He said that if he looks into the sun, his eyes turn the color of fire. If he looks into as mirror, his eyes would turn into a mirror too, and he'd see a million of reflections of himself!:lol: (But, he of course said that he was joking):lol:
Oy Vey. :crazy:

Sorry sweetie, I hope you realize you are wasting your time (and ours) with his tall tales. You asked our opinions and we gave them to you. I hope you can see that from what you have told us, he is not worth your time.

Reminds me of the BF of an ex friend of mine (The issue of that guy drove us apart), he'd tell her everything she wanted to hear, claimed to be in a gang and to have killed 3 guys (I knew for a fact it wasnt true), then when i caught him in the lie, it was his cousins that killed them...another time, he claimed to have MS and was in a wheelchair, and yet, six months later , he was recovered and had an invite to an NHL training camp (Strangely, that was the year the NHL was on strike! :crazy:) anyway, his stories constantly contradicted each other, but, she refused to believe he was anything but the greatest guy in the world...............If Janice isnt pulling all our legs here, I see the same thing happening, love isnt just blind, its blindING!

Well, he does have interesting things to tell..... He told me that his eyes turn into whatever color he looks at. He said that his eyes are like a chameleon. He said that if he looks into the sun, his eyes turn the color of fire. If he looks into as mirror, his eyes would turn into a mirror too, and he'd see a million of reflections of himself!:lol: (But, he of course said that he was joking):lol:
That seems like a really odd thing to say even for a joke. It makes me wonder if he is mentally unstable. Be careful.

Oh boy Janice. You really know how to pick em, don't ya? :rolleyes: :crazy: Let's see. Your last boyfriend(Ryan) was a nasty jerk. Your new boyfriend is a scammer. (You say he is a fraud, but he may as well be a scammer) I really don't know which one is worse......................

...If Janice isnt pulling all our legs here...
Ya think that's it? :lol: I kept seeing this topic pop back up but I hadn't looked in on it since I posted on page 1. At three pages, I thought for sure the convo must have veered off in some other direction. Imagine my surprise to look in here and see she's still talking about this loser guy and we're still telling her it's not a good idea. Is she joking?? Janice are you joking??

Well, I asked mark what he meant by "selling" (I hope he didn't mean drugs), and he said "Old radios and other things I don't need." I didn't want to ask him directly if he wanted to sell drugs, because that would be awkward. I said, 'Well, why don't you have a garage sale?" he said, 'Yeah, maybe I should try that." Later on, Mark told me what he spent the frauded money on, and he told me he spent it on Christmas presents for his family. I told you, that boy loves his family!:) But, I doubt they will like that he bought them presents with frauded money. :rolleyes: eek::( With this info, I've realized I am dealing with a mastermind!:eek: He's smart enough to withdraw the frauded money from the bank immeadiately. It tells me he's not a bumbling crook.

On a related incident, I happened to walk by the bank that he frauded from,(I'm not sure if it was the same bank,because that bank has thousands of chains across the country) and a sign on the ATM said, 'No more envelopes! No more envelopes needed to deposit money in to your account! We want to make it easier for you!" I had to think of Mark when i read that sign. I wonder, if they added that sign because of what Mark did.:crazy:

I watched a Fairly OddParents episode, and Timmy makes a wish that has disatrous consequences. The consequences were so bad, that Fairy World made a new rule to ban that wish forever! Cosmo says, 'Wow, Timmy, you have to mess up really bad to make them make a new rule!" When I read this sign, I also thought about the bank and Mark.

1:00 a.m. he wants to "hang out?" I am an adult and even I wouldn't want to hang out with someone at that hour if they called me. :crazy: He needs to get a life...a better one.

Ummmm.Yeah...I know, WHEN a guy calls at that hour, he wants more, than just, "HANGING OUT!"; it also shows that he does not have any class, because when a person respects you, HE DOES NOT CALL YOU AT ONE IN THE MORNING!. and let me guess, was he drunk, too?:rolleyes:

Well, I also call him that late too, but I don't call him to "hang out". I call him that late because with his spotty schedule, you never know what time he'll answer the phone. And when I get off at work, he is usually still at work. So, the only time I can talk to him is around 12-1AM. I usually ask him how his day went and we chat about what happened to us during the previous day.

And about him being "drunk," Hollywood chick, he did sound weird over the phone. Like he was a little out of it. (This was the first time he asked me to "hang out" with him, at 12:36 AM.) I don't think he was drunk, but I think he was half-asleep, half-awake.:lol: He almost sounded ready to sleep!:lol: Soon after I told him that I wouldn't hanng out with him that late, he told me that he was ready to go to sleep! So, if I had agreed to go "hang out" with him, I probably would have seen him snoring!:lol:

The second time he asked me to hang out with him, it was 1:AM. He sounded really disappointed that I wouldn't hang out with him.

And his voice on the phone! When he gets really intense, his voice gets really low and raspy like a cross between a psycho stalker and Freddy Krueger(the low-pitched Fredd, not the high-pitched voice)!:eek: He almost sounds ready to say, 'I'm gonna hunt you down!":eek:

And his voice on the phone! When he gets really intense, his voice gets really low and raspy like a cross between a psycho stalker and Freddy Krueger(the low-pitched Fredd, not the high-pitched voice)!:eek: He almost sounds ready to say, 'I'm gonna hunt you down!":eek:

And you are friends with this guy... because?

Janice, sweetie, may Iask you a personal question? I have a weird feeling that you are ready to date ANYBODY who you give your cell phone number /who gives their cell phone to you :( Are you really doing this? Y0ou said in another thread you gave your cell phone number to someone you met on the bus but quickly took it back when he said that he wanted tio have sex with you. I have the stangest feeling that you just want "A" boyfriend, mainly because you are despoerate/have low self-confidence. You seem to be the exact opposite of a sexual whore. You seem to be a romance fiend (ready to date ANYBODY). Sexual whores have sex with EVERYBODY. You probably think socieity looks down on 23 year old women who are single, but young single women in their 20's rock! :rock::p :)

About Mark, did you say that he bought his family Christmas presents with frauded money? Because if he did that, imagine that he buys you a birthday present, and you will have to wonder, 'Did he buy me this with frauded money?" Not a good feeling.

Another thing about Mark. You say that his voice gets um, "raspy." Why would you want to date a guy who sounds like a he could be a stand in voice for Freddy Krueger?:confused: :rolleyes: Unless the guy needs some Sucrests right away.

And about him asking you to "hang out" at 1 AM. Asking you to hang out with him at 1 PM would really be him asking to hang out with him in the literal sense. You know, watch some movies with him, maybe play video games with him. His asking you to hang out with him at 1 AM is him asking you to have sex with him. It's a booty call. Even a complete idiot wouldn't believe that he just wanted to chill with you at that time.

And you kind of seem to be dating Mark on the rebound. You were in a fruitless relationship with your ex-boyfriend, who left you sudddenly, but didn't end the relationship wioth you, so you waited for him to come back. When he did, he treated you like trash and soon finally ended the relationship. You said that you turned down countless offers from other guys while you were waiting for Ryan. So, naturally as soon as you were dumped by Ryan, you began looking for "A" boyfriend. Look at my first paragragh for more details. wait, can 5/6 months be considered rebound? I think you said that Ryan dumped you about 5 or 6 months ago. Can dating someone after being dumped 5/6 months ago still be considerted "rebound?"

Can dating someone after being dumped 5/6 months ago still be considered "rebound?" Deffinately, cause its not physical time, but emotional time that matters in this case.....the time it takes a specific person to forget someone....after I lost J, the love of my life in high school, I litterally didnt even TRY to find a new GF for about 15 years, cause i didnt want to be "attached" in case i "found" her again. (OK. That was a severe example, but, that's what i'm like #@_@# )

Well, it's your life to live, and if you want to overlook a federal crime, so be it. But don't forget that a lot of people tried to warn you. One crime can easily lead to another, bigger crime down the road. Then where will you be? Hopefully not on a high speed chase.

"High speed chase?" *Scoffs* :rolleyes: The guy takes the bus! I doubt he drives!:lol: I don't drive either.............

But, I can see him doing a crime and then running to my house to hideout. I can imagine him banging on my door, saying, 'Hide me Janice! The cops are hot on my trail!" But, my parents wouldn't let him hideout in my house! :lol:

As fast as you can!!! There is absolutely NO reason for him to tell you any of this except that he wants to get you involved or ask you for money (or scam you out of money) or he thinks you'll be impressed-- and none of those are any good. This one really is a no-brainer...go with your gut and get away fast.

I don't think he wants to scam me, because he warned me that he frauded a bank. Only a dumbass would let herself be frauded after being warned from the frauder himself. He most likely (if he is still interested in fraud) wants to make me an accomplice or a 'harborer"(someone who hides criminals/ suspects/fugitives in their houses/hideouts).

Frankly, you are making a big mistake staying with this guy, Janice, do yourself a favour, do the intelligent thing and break it off!

Any guy who would defraud a bank is a criminal, and small crimes eventually lead to large ones.

Frankly, you are making a big mistake staying with this guy, Janice, do yourself a favour, do the intelligent thing and break it off!

Any guy who would defraud a bank is a criminal, and small crimes eventually lead to large ones.

She's in love. She's not going to break it off with him. She kind of reminds me of Thelma in Thelma's Brief Encounter from Good Times, where Thelma didn't want to hear anything bad about Lloyd and was defending him after Willona and JJ warned her that Lloyd had a shady past. She said something like, "Weren't we all raised to forgive and accept a man for who he is, not judge him on who he was or who we want him to be?" I think that Janice has that same viewpoint. Forgive Mark for frauding the bank and forget the past.

Disclaimer: I am very pressed for time, so I have to make this thread as short as possible)You guys, I am not as naive as I seem. I was more in denial than naive. I didn't want to admit that i had found another loser. My first loser was my ex, Ryan. I basically wanted Mark just to have a boyfriend. I dated him, even though there were signs that he was no good for me from the beginning.

I am going to break up with him TODAY!

The signs were he was a bank fraud and a liar!

He plays poker with his paycheck!

He still contacted his ex-girlfriend after me!

He asked me to "hang out" with him, at 1 AM, and then pouted immaturely when I told him "No!" He hasn't called me or text me since, and that was almost 10 days ago! I'm the only one who calling and texting. He is ignoring me!

I got a text from someone that said , "Never make a man your priority when all you are to him is an option." That thread spoke to my heart. I need to follow this advice and DUMP this guy.

Everyone who knows about Mark told me to dump him, he is a loser! There is a sign that goes, 'Everybody can't be wrong." That advice I'm going to heed too.


This is an extremely condensced version of what i was going to write, so, forgive the shortness.

Sorry Janice, one thread per boyfriend problem, so I merged your new thread. I'm glad you're dumping the bum.

Thank the Lord! You are doing the right thing by dumping him.

Definitely get away from this guy asap. You may not think he's going to scam you by telling you stuff "up front' but he is. He'll find a way. He's been so nice and sweet because it's how they start the con on you. Glad you're seeing the light before you lose a dime on this scumbag.

Trust me, I'd rather be alone than with anyone like what this guy sounds like.

Disclaimer: I basically wanted Mark just to have a boyfriend. I dated him, even though there were signs that he was no good for me from the beginning.




I had a strong feeling that you were dating him just to have a boyfriend! And here, you adnmitted it! I knew it!

An Update

Well, I finally got to speak to Mark because we saw each other last week. He told me the reason he didn't call me or text me back is because his phone is virtually off all the time and he rarely uses it. He apologized for missing my calls(this is after I broke up with him over the phone, via voicemail), and told me he didn't mean to ignore me. (Well, my breakup voicemail was a little nasty, calling him a bank fraud)We kind of got reaquainted again..........:blush: I know what you guys are thinking, but I am keeping my eyes wide open. I am NOT going to let him scam me, and I will NOT get into any of his schemes.................

I realized that I do not want Mark just to have a boyfriend. I really like him. But, he tells me EVERYTHING! He keeps nothing from me! He tells me all the good and all the bad. He has two friends that he hangs out with that I don't like. They are a bad influence on him. Their names are Mary and Juana. read between the lines to see what I am trying to say about Mary and Juana.

An Update

Well, I finally got to speak to Mark because we saw each other last week. He told me the reason he didn't call me or text me back is because his phone is virtually off all the time and he rarely uses it. He apologized for missing my calls(this is after I broke up with him over the phone, via voicemail), and told me he didn't mean to ignore me. (Well, my breakup voicemail was a little nasty, calling him a bank fraud)We kind of got reaquainted again..........:blush: I know what you guys are thinking, but I am keeping my eyes wide open. I am NOT going to let him scam me, and I will NOT get into any of his schemes.................

I realized that I do not want Mark just to have a boyfriend. I really like him. But, he tells me EVERYTHING! He keeps nothing from me! He tells me all the good and all the bad. He has two friends that he hangs out with that I don't like. They are a bad influence on him. Their names are Mary and Juana. read between the lines to see what I am trying to say about Mary and Juana.

Hmm..... His friends are Mary and Juana?!!!!!! and they have a bad influence on him? Janice, are you trying to say that he is hooked on marijuana?:eek: Am i the only one who sees that Mary and Juana seems like Marijuana?

Janice, you already mentioned the marijuana thing, am I right? Anyhoo, we have seen this pattern with you where you want to have a boyfriend and whoever comes along is the lucky guy.
I hope you find the strength to know you don't need anyone simply to avoid being lonely.

As a 23 year old woman, you are old enough to make your own decisions. It looks like that's what you've done. Best of luck with that.

I see you're still making excuses for your decision to be with this guy......next time he defrauds a bank, I hope youll visit him in prison, where he's probably heading, if he doesnt get some professional help soon.

I see you're still making excuses for your decision to be with this guy......next time he defrauds a bank, I hope youll visit him in prison, where he's probably heading, if he doesnt get some professional help soon.


Exactly - STILL making excuses.

Well seems to me that these "two friends" are the most important friends in his life to him - he's constantly strapped for money, to the point he's now starting to commit crimes (and not petty ones at that - federal crimes), you can rarely contact him because he obviously can't afford to have his cell phone on all the time (gee, wonder where this money is going to) because he's too busy paying for his DRUG HABIT.

Sorry, but this guy's still nothing but trouble and a loser. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Ignore this post.

About Mark, am I the villain in our relationship?:confused: After Mark didn't talk to me on the phone for about a week,(again), I got FURIOUS and left him three messages. I recorded "You Keep Me Hanging On," by Kim Carnes, "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, and "Cold Hearted Snake," by Paula Abdul. When he got those messages, he was irked by me. He asked, "Why the hell would you leave those songs on my machine just because I didn't talk to you for a few days?:mad: :rolleyes: You're a mean girl. I want you to stop getting mad at me because I don't talk to you for a few days" I quickly made a resolution to stop getting angry with Mark because he doesn't talk to me every day.(at least not to his face,).

Another reason I might be the villain in our relationship is because I call him, and talk to him for a while, and then hang up when my father comes home.:o . Mark told me that it wasn't cool for a grown woman to have to hang up the phone on him because her daddy came home. I've done this to him quite a few times, and he is getting tired of it.(I really can't say that I blame him.). I sometimes just hang up on him out of the blue, while he's still talking, and other times, I say, 'Bye," as he is still talking,and close the phone. Then, I call him right back, when my dad leaves the house, or goes to a far part of the house. Mark gets pretty, :rolleyes: about it.

Who is he to get mad at you for anything?

Secondly, if you can't talk to someone because your father comes home, then that means you don't want your father to know who you are talking to and that is a clue that you should know Mark is not the kind of person you should be with. If you have to hide a boyfriend (and in this case I don't blame you) then that is telling you he is not worth it.

Wouldn't ANYBODY be irked by messages left like that or someone hanging up on them?

You both have a LOT of growing up to do. Until then, I'd worry more about finding out who I was and being happy with that before seeking approval from anyone else - especially male at this point.

Mark told me that it wasn't cool for a grown woman to have to hang up the phone on him because her daddy came home. I've done this to him quite a few times, and he is getting tired of it.(I really can't say that I blame him.). I sometimes just hang up on him out of the blue, while he's still talking, and other times, I say, 'Bye," as he is still talking,and close the phone. Then, I call him right back, when my dad leaves the house, or goes to a far part of the house. Mark gets pretty, :rolleyes: about it.

You are having to do way too many posts in a short amount of time about him being disrespectful to you. If i were you, i'd say bye and never call back. You see, when you're in a relationship, both parties dont go days without talking. He's probably got someone else and is hiding it from you or maybe he's just using his time away from talking to you defrauding banks. I think you deserve better than this.

Hmm. This time, I am asking for some relationship advice. Mark trusts me a lot......:( The sad face is because he's told me a lot of things about himself, and I didn't tell him quite a few things.He let me know his FULL Name, and he let me see his Social security card!(I didn't ask him to see it though)..... :eek: I remember three consecutive numbers of his SSN!:eek: He told me his address, too! it took me months to let him know my last name........ He once asked me for my middle name, and I was like, :confused: Who askes people for their middle names?:confused: I gave it to him, but months before I let him know my last name. I think the doof forgot my middle name by now anyway!:lol: I call him doof affectionately. I told Mark about this prototype of an invention I was working on, and Mark told me he would love to see it. I hesitated for at least two months before letting him see my prototype(you guys know why, right?;) ), but I finally let him see a glimpse of the prototype MONTHS later). He told me that it wasa good invention. (I'd better go get it patented,;) )

But, about Mark's memory, it's the dangerous kind. it's the kind where he forgets short-term things, but, months later, he can recall the thing to me in absolute recallation. It's the long-term memory kind. Mark has a fickle short-term, but a strong long-term. Which is why i thought he was a forgetful doof. Affectionately, though. It turned out that he seemed to have long term memory, instead of short-term memory.

Do you guys think i should trust mark more?

About Mark, am I the villain in our relationship?:confused: After Mark didn't talk to me on the phone for about a week,(again), I got FURIOUS and left him three messages. I recorded "You Keep Me Hanging On," by Kim Carnes, "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul, and "Cold Hearted Snake," by Paula Abdul. When he got those messages, he was irked by me. He asked, "Why the hell would you leave those songs on my machine just because I didn't talk to you for a few days?:mad: :rolleyes: You're a mean girl. I want you to stop getting mad at me because I don't talk to you for a few days" I quickly made a resolution to stop getting angry with Mark because he doesn't talk to me every day.(at least not to his face,).



Mark is lucky I didn't record, "You're No Good," by Linda Rondstant. I wonder how he'd like that!:lol: i seriously sometimes think of Mark when i hear this song.

So. When are you going to brake up with him?

So. When are you going to brake up with him?

LOL at Max's spelling of "brake" :lol: He's not a car, Max!:lol: But, seriously, I like Mark a lot, and there is a lot of chemistry betwen us. We like each other a lot. I sometimes think of "You're No Good," when he does bad things, like doesn't talk to me for a while because he hasn't paid his phone bills.and that bank fraud thing, but mostly, he's a good guy. I've begun to think of the song, "Solid" by Ashford and Simpson when I think of us.:)

He looks at me like I am the only girl the world, and it makes me feel warm. :blush::) The way he listens to my problems and confides in me with his problems makes me feel so good. The way he gives me good advice makes me feel I can confide in him about almost anything............:blush:

Do you guys think i should trust mark more?

DUMP HIM , run away FASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! This guy is bad news and by telling you about it, hes trying to drag you into his web! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, this guy sounds like major trouble. He may have done even worse things than what he's told you.

There is absolutely NO reason for him to tell you any of this except that he wants to get you involved or ask you for money (or scam you out of money) or he thinks you'll be impressed-- and none of those are any good. This one really is a no-brainer...go with your gut and get away fast.

run

this guy is a douche and you should RUN FAST in the opposite direction. he'll probably start trying to steal money from you too.


Janice, this idiot sounds like a total and utter, LOSER!!! Move on and find someone decent, before you are embedded into his web of chaos; no man (or woman) is worth this trouble.

Don't make excuses for him. Find better friends.

I agree with them RUN

WAKE UP JANICE...LET GO OF THE LOSER.

Janice, you sound like a sweet girl; please, for your own sake, move on and find someone who has a brighter future.

don't let him "borrow" money from you.

I think this guy is a pathological liar...and you are falling for all his lies. Leave that loser QUICK!

you may be being dragged down into his chasm of lies and deceit, and you might not be able to extricate yourself, if you dont leave him!

you need to get away from him before he starts taking advantage of the excessive faith you have in him.

Sorry sweetie, I hope you realize you are wasting your time (and ours) with his tall tales. You asked our opinions and we gave them to you. I hope you can see that from what you have told us, he is not worth your time.

Ummmm.Yeah...I know, WHEN a guy calls at that hour, he wants more, than just, "HANGING OUT!"; it also shows that he does not have any class, because when a person respects you, HE DOES NOT CALL YOU AT ONE IN THE MORNING!. and let me guess, was he drunk, too?

Frankly, you are making a big mistake staying with this guy, Janice, do yourself a favour, do the intelligent thing and break it off!


He is saying things and doing things that say: RED FLAG!


Definitely get away from this guy asap. You may not think he's going to scam you by telling you stuff "up front' but he is. He'll find a way. He's been so nice and sweet because it's how they start the con on you.

Sorry, but this guy's still nothing but trouble and a loser. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Sorry to sound so cruel, but take the hint. It's over. Move on.

Have self-respect. You deserve someone that will treat you like you exist. You don't deserve to be treated like ****, so move on. There are so many other men in the world that knows how to treat women so don't put up with it.

Trust me, take the ignore as you're closure.

just dump the guy, seriously. there's signs ALL AROUND YOU to end it.

Just kick him to the curb.

does it really sound like we want you to trust him?

Everyday its a new problem with this guy, and since that has been true lately, it'll probably be like that forever. There are millions and millions and millions of guys in this world, who can treat you good and the only reason you will come here to talk about him is to talk about him positively. In other words, i have to agree with safety pin's post with everyone's inputs in it..:lol:

Janice, if you *are* with this Mark character, I *strongly* encourage you to follow the advice of a significant number of this board's members and re-consider your relationship with him. He truly sounds like a bad seed, and I don't think any of us would want you to get hurt.

And if this is being made up for whatever reason (desire to have an interesting story, want for attention, whatever your reason may be) I strongly encourage you to stop *that* - if it be the case. There are a lot of people here in this community who care about your well-being, but who would feel hurt if they'd invested their energies into something that hasn't actually been occuring.

Nonetheless, I really hope you make the right choices, regardless of the situation. :-)

But, you guys don't understand................ Sure, he has a few bad things, but his good things outweigh his bad things...... He and I have deep conversations, he doesn't judge me, and he's so attentive and sweet. Sure, he was a bank fraud, but he's past that and over it....... One of the main things about him, he knows how to push me into a corner(not literally).......... When he askes me a question, and I hesitate and stall, he knows how to get me to answer......... :blush::o for example, Him: "Janice, why didn't you call me when you said you would?" Me: "Um, Mark, I, uh, uh, you wanna change the subject?" Him: "No, Janice, I don't want to change the subject. Why didn't you call me?' Me: Uh, let's really talk about something else." Him: No,, I don't want to talk ab out something else. I wanna know why you didn't call me. " After a little more hesitating and stalling, I finally end up telling him the truth.:blush: He just won't let up until I confess.:blush:

But, you guys don't understand................ Sure, he has a few bad things, but his good things outweigh his bad things...... He and I have deep conversations, he doesn't judge me, and he's so attentive and sweet. Sure, he was a bank fraud, but he's past that and over it....... One of the main things about him, he knows how to push me into a corner(not literally).......... When he askes me a question, and I hesitate and stall, he knows how to get me to answer......... :blush::o for example, Him: "Janice, why didn't you call me when you said you would?" Me: "Um, Mark, I, uh, uh, you wanna change the subject?" Him: "No, Janice, I don't want to change the subject. Why didn't you call me?' Me: Uh, let's really talk about something else." Him: No,, I don't want to talk ab out something else. I wanna know why you didn't call me. " After a little more hesitating and stalling, I finally end up telling him the truth.:blush: He just won't let up until I confess.:blush:

About him getting me to open about things I am hesitating about, does this make me seem like a stalker?:confused: I once went to his job, looking for him to give him something, and I gave one of his co-workers it for him ... I am not sure ifthe coworker gave it to him or not, but months later, Mark and I were casually talking about the place he works at, and he suddenly asked, "Janice, have you ever been to my job?"

I kind of lied so I wouldn't seem like a stalker, and said, "No, but I've walked by it, and I didn't really go in."(Okay, that's a bold-faced lie) :blush: He asked again,"You didn't go in?" I hesitated, and said, 'Why would I want to go to your job?" He asked again, "Are you sure you didn't go in?" After hesitating, "I said, 'Yes. I went in." He said, "How did you like it? I said, "It's a really nice place." He asked, "Did you talk to anyone?" I hesiatated again and said, "Um, um, um," He said, "Don't stall. Did you talk to anyone?" I reluctantly answered, "Yes." "Who did you talk to?"He answered. "Bob," I said, reluctantly.(Not his coworker's real name). "Oh, what did you guys talk about?" Mark asked.

I started laughing uncomfortably.... "Nothing much," I said. We just said "Hi." he asked, "Is that all? What else did you guys talk about?" I didn't want to tell him the truth and tell him I was there, looking for him. He asked, "Then why are you laughing?" I uncomfortably laughed more and then told him the truth about 30 seconds later and told him that I was there looking for him to give him the thing. He said, "You went to my job looking for me? Are you a stalker?" That was what I didn't want him to say. That's why I didn't want to tell him that I was looking for him at his job. I had a feeling that he might think i was a stalker. Would you guys say that I was a stalker?:confused:

No you're not a stalker, i've brought things to my fiance at work all the time. If you tell him the whole truth it doesnt look as bad as when you're hesitating to say something.

Janice, if you *are* with this Mark character, I *strongly* encourage you to follow the advice of a significant number of this board's members and re-consider your relationship with him. He truly sounds like a bad seed, and I don't think any of us would want you to get hurt.

And if this is being made up for whatever reason (desire to have an interesting story, want for attention, whatever your reason may be) I strongly encourage you to stop *that* - if it be the case. There are a lot of people here in this community who care about your well-being, but who would feel hurt if they'd invested their energies into something that hasn't actually been occuring.

Nonetheless, I really hope you make the right choices, regardless of the situation. :-)

No, I am not making this up. Mark is my real boyfriend, and the situations I am posting about are the truth.:) I promise.:)

ok....was Janice J using more than one username here? look at post #60 (And a few others) in this thread, shes arguing with herself!!! :lol:

ok....was Janice J using more than one username here? look at post #60 (And a few others) in this thread, shes arguing with herself!!! :lol:

You noticed that?:blush: I thought I could post under another username, and noone would find out...... I as another username, replied to "Janice Johnson's" posts, just like other posters would. I thought if I didn't post as Janice Johnson and then coincidentally post as the other poster, nobody would find out. I assumed if I posted under Janice Johnson but didn't post as the alter ego, and vice versa, it would be okay. But, Seth The Moderator found out, sent me a PM saying that he would put all of my alter ego's posts under Janice Johnson, and would erase the alter ego's posts.(That is why it appears that I am answering my own posts). he basically added, "You're lucky I don't ban your ass for having an alter ego on SO."

But, about Mark, Mark IS pretty weird....................... Mark asked me to promise him to leave him a message EVERYTIME I call him:X) . And, foolishly, I agreed.....:rolleyes:(It was a spur of the moment thing) So, when I call him by accident, I'm supposed to leave him a voicemail too?:rolleyes: What were he and I both thinking?:eek: Why did I agree to promise to leave him a voicemail everytime? (Oh, yeah, spur of the moment thing):rolleyes: Why did he ask me to in the first place?:rolleyes: :X):confused:

You noticed that?:blush: I thought I could post under another username, and noone would find out...... I as another username, replied to "Janice Johnson's" posts, just like other posters would. I thought if I didn't post as Janice Johnson and then coincidentally post as the other poster, nobody would find out. I assumed if I posted under Janice Johnson but didn't post as the alter ego, and vice versa, it would be okay. But, Seth The Moderator found out, sent me a PM saying that he would put all of my alter ego's posts under Janice Johnson, and would erase the alter ego's posts.(That is why it appears that I am answering my own posts). he basically added, "You're lucky I don't ban your ass for having an alter ego on SO."


You do realize that you're not supposed to discuss the pms with the mods or admins - especially that last quote. That's between you an Seth who had a very valid point.

Janice, I'm sorry, but you are a bit of a strange person with these alter egos, strange boyfriends, stories, etc..

You do realize that you're not supposed to discuss the pms with the mods or admins - especially that last quote. That's between you an Seth who had a very valid point.

Janice, I'm sorry, but you are a bit of a strange person with these alter egos, strange boyfriends, stories, etc..

I've only had a few alter egos, and I am done with them....... I am finished with alter egos.... They are too much work!(and they can get you banned too);)


Having a boyfriend who is a bank fraud and askes me to leave him a message everytime I call him isn't normal?;)

I don't know if anyone would call my fiction stories strange, especially the ones about Darryl........:cool:

I've only had a few alter egos, and I am done with them....... I am finished with alter egos.... They are too much work!(and they can get you banned too);)


Having a boyfriend who is a bank fraud and askes me to leave him a message everytime I call him isn't normal?;)

I don't know if anyone would call my fiction stories strange, especially the ones about Darryl........:cool:
Are you serious with this post? Re-read what you just said here!

I've only had a few alter egos, and I am done with them....... I am finished with alter egos.... They are too much work!(and they can get you banned too);)


Having a boyfriend who is a bank fraud and askes me to leave him a message everytime I call him isn't normal?;)

I don't know if anyone would call my fiction stories strange, especially the ones about Darryl........:cool:

Your fiction stories about Darryl are just fine! It's the real life that's strange.

I can't believe you typed that middle sentence and didn't read it over yourself for the answer.


I was thinking about you while watching yesterday's Dr. Phil. It was about con artists and how they manipulate people. It would have done you some good I think. That, or more excuses for this Mark character.

I can't believe you typed that middle sentence and didn't read it over yourself for the answer.





I was being facetitious and self-sarcastic in that quote, TripperFan!:lol: A guy who askes someone to leave a message everytime they call them is just....weird.... I wouldn't be surprised if Mark wrote on his stomach, "I love you, Janice!" with a sharpie!:lol: :eek: (slight reference to another thread;) )

i still hold the self-given award for the greatest online alter ego ever (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/member.php?u=15827). too bad they can get banned even here if you intentionally make it obvious that it's you, but maybe that's why i only got that one banned rather than both of my accounts, lol.

Just wondering, is anyone still taking this whole story serious?

Just wondering, is anyone still taking this whole story serious?
Seriously whacked, perhaps :rolleyes:

Just wondering, is anyone still taking this whole story serious?
"not i," said the duck.
"not i," said the goose.
"not i," said the cat.
"not i," said the pig.

Just wondering, is anyone still taking this whole story serious?


She lost moi a while back....:p

Seriously whacked, perhaps :rolleyes:


"not i," said the duck.
"not i," said the goose.
"not i," said the cat.
"not i," said the pig.

She lost moi a while back....

Good to know, This whole soap opera was getting worse and worse.

She lost moi a while back....:p
I agree. This whole thing's messed up!

"not i," said the duck.
"not i," said the goose.
"not i," said the cat.
"not i," said the pig.
:rofl:

I remember that story too. :lol:

She lost moi a while back....:p

Isn't it sad. The girl who cried wolf, I suppose.

Now it's hard to believe any of it. Well, she did want us to comment of her fan fictions. ;)

It's like watching an episode of Smallville, you never know what's going to happen next! :lol:

:rofl:

I remember that story too. :lol:
hah, really? i didn't think anyone would know what i was talking about. :lol:

hah, really? i didn't think anyone would know what i was talking about. :lol:
;)

Enjoy:

One summer day the Little Red Hen found a grain of wheat.
"A grain of wheat!" said the Little Red Hen to herself. "I will plant it."
She asked the duck: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the duck.
She asked the goose: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the goose.
She asked the cat: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the cat.
She asked the pig: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will plant it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.
Soon the wheat grew tall, and the Little Red Hen knew it was time to reap it.
"Who will help me reap the wheat?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will reap it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she reaped the wheat, and it was ready to take to the mill to be made into flour.
"Who will help me carry the wheat to the mill?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will carry it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she carried the wheat to the mill and the miller made it into flour, and she carried the flour home.
When she got there, she asked, "Who will help me make the flour into dough?"
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will make the dough myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she put on a white apron, and mixed the dough. Soon the bread was ready to go into the oven.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" said the Little Red Hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will bake it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

After the loaf had been taken from the oven it was set on the table to cool.
"And now," said the Little Red Hen, "who will help me to eat the bread?"
"I will!" said the duck.
"I will!" said the goose.
"I will!" said the cat.
"I will!" said the pig.
"No, I will eat it myself!" said the Little Red Hen.

And she did.

hah, really? i didn't think anyone would know what i was talking about. :lol:

Of course we do. We were all cool kids, you know!:lol:

;)

Enjoy:

One summer day the Little Red Hen found a grain of wheat.
"A grain of wheat!" said the Little Red Hen to herself. "I will plant it."
She asked the duck: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the duck.
She asked the goose: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the goose.
She asked the cat: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the cat.
She asked the pig: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will plant it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.
Soon the wheat grew tall, and the Little Red Hen knew it was time to reap it.
"Who will help me reap the wheat?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will reap it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she reaped the wheat, and it was ready to take to the mill to be made into flour.
"Who will help me carry the wheat to the mill?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will carry it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she carried the wheat to the mill and the miller made it into flour, and she carried the flour home.
When she got there, she asked, "Who will help me make the flour into dough?"
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will make the dough myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she put on a white apron, and mixed the dough. Soon the bread was ready to go into the oven.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" said the Little Red Hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will bake it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

After the loaf had been taken from the oven it was set on the table to cool.
"And now," said the Little Red Hen, "who will help me to eat the bread?"
"I will!" said the duck.
"I will!" said the goose.
"I will!" said the cat.
"I will!" said the pig.
"No, I will eat it myself!" said the Little Red Hen.

And she did.

:rotflmao: I used to love that story when I was little.

Believe it or not, Donald Duck made his debut in a 1934 Disney "Silly Symphonies" version of that tale!(shown here, faking a tummy ache, with Peter Pig)

Believe it or not, Donald Duck made his debut in a 1934 Disney "Silly Symphonies" version of that tale!(shown here, faking a tummy ache, with Peter Pig)

Donald was always a fool. He never learned.

Believe it or not, Donald Duck made his debut in a 1934 Disney "Silly Symphonies" version of that tale!(shown here, faking a tummy ache, with Peter Pig)
You really know your oldie cartoons Mikey. :wave:

I love this Porky Pig:

;)

Enjoy:

One summer day the Little Red Hen found a grain of wheat.
"A grain of wheat!" said the Little Red Hen to herself. "I will plant it."
She asked the duck: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the duck.
She asked the goose: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the goose.
She asked the cat: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the cat.
She asked the pig: "Will you help me plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will plant it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.
Soon the wheat grew tall, and the Little Red Hen knew it was time to reap it.
"Who will help me reap the wheat?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will reap it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she reaped the wheat, and it was ready to take to the mill to be made into flour.
"Who will help me carry the wheat to the mill?" she asked.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will carry it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she carried the wheat to the mill and the miller made it into flour, and she carried the flour home.
When she got there, she asked, "Who will help me make the flour into dough?"
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will make the dough myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

So she put on a white apron, and mixed the dough. Soon the bread was ready to go into the oven.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" said the Little Red Hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Not I," said the cat.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Then I will bake it myself," said the Little Red Hen.
And she did.

After the loaf had been taken from the oven it was set on the table to cool.
"And now," said the Little Red Hen, "who will help me to eat the bread?"
"I will!" said the duck.
"I will!" said the goose.
"I will!" said the cat.
"I will!" said the pig.
"No, I will eat it myself!" said the Little Red Hen.

And she did.
:rofl: oh man, i haven't read that since i was about four.

About the Disney version; the Wise Little Hen:

http://www.keyframeonline.com/Animation/The_Wise_Little_Hen/1224/

Donald was always a fool. He never learned.

Aww! I love poor Donald! His temper is hilarious! :lol:

http://www.toonstown.com/Donald%20Duck%203523d.jpg

Daffy Duck never learned either. :lol: I prefer Daffy:

:lol: You really know your oldie cartoons Mikey. :wave:
I've been studying cartooning & animation since I was 6 :)

Something I drew VVV

This turned into a cartoon thread. :rofl:

Daffy Duck never learned either. :lol: I prefer Daffy:

I love Daffy too, I guess I'm a duck person. :lol:

This turned into a cartoon thread. :rofl:
Wasn't it already? :eek: ;)

Wasn't it already? :eek: ;)

:rotflmao: :rofl: :lol:

Wasn't it already? :eek: ;)
:rofl:

Yeah, Janice Johnson is a cartoon, "The crazy adventures of posting girl" ;)

:rofl: This thread has gotten more interesting in the last hour than all 8 pages! :lol:

:rofl: This thread has gotten more interesting in the last hour than all 8 pages! :lol:
:rofl:

:rofl: This thread has gotten more interesting in the last hour than all 8 pages! :lol:
Yeah, all thats missing is a comment from "Cat" :lol:

Anyone else remember this children's song/story? I loved to sing it as a child:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

Anyone else remember this children's song/story? I loved to sing it as a child:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

I DO!!! OMG I didn't remember it until now haha!

that sounds familiar....makes one wonder how she ever managed to get old in the first place though, with THAT diet! :rolleyes:

that sounds familiar....makes one wonder how she ever managed to get old in the first place though, with THAT diet! :rolleyes:
:lol:

that sounds familiar....makes one wonder how she ever managed to get old in the first place though, with THAT diet! :rolleyes:
Or thin for that matter. The book I remember that had that story in it showed a SKINNY, old lady. :lol:

Well, I can't really be surprised that posters on SO are beginning to think that Mark isn't real, because when Mark and I were first dating, my own sister asked me if Mark was real or if he was one of my characters!:crazy: She asked, "Is he a real person, or is he one of the characters from your stories?":lol: She was finally convinced that he was real because I called Mark and let her listen to Mark's answering machine. You can't call a made up character in real life and have them talk on their answering machine.....:lol:

Oh Lord :rolleyes:

Oh Lord :rolleyes:


:lol: :thud

Well, I can't really be surprised that posters on SO are beginning to think that Mark isn't real, because when Mark and I were first dating, my own sister asked me if Mark was real or if he was one of my characters!:crazy: She asked, "Is he a real person, or is he one of the characters from your stories?":lol: She was finally convinced that he was real because I called Mark and let her listen to Mark's answering machine. You can't call a made up character in real life and have them talk on their answering machine.....:lol:
You know... I really don't know what to say anymore.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/llion9x/facepalmam3.jpg

My only advice would be to stay out of relationships like this before your the one that gets in trouble.

.... You can't call a made up character in real life and have them talk on their answering machine.....:lol:

Stranger things have happened... :happyface

You can't call a made up character in real life and have them talk on their answering machine.....:lol:
Wanna bet? ;)



Anyone remember the Brady Bunch episode when Jan had that "boyfriend" George Glass? :lol: Deja Vu...

Wanna bet? ;)



Anyone remember the Brady Bunch episode when Jan had that "boyfriend" George Glass? :lol: Deja Vu...


Oh Geez ya!

Oh Geez ya!
:brent
:rofl:

Where did I see him before? Refresh my memory please! :lol:

:brent
:rofl:

Where did I see him before? Refresh my memory please! :lol:


I think I used it recently on another one of Miss Johnston's threads...at least I get good mileage out of him. ;)

I think I used it recently on another one of Miss Johnston's threads...at least I get good mileage out of him. ;)
Yeah, I was trying to remember which thread I seen him. I am almost certain it is on Janice Johnson's thread. Wanna bet? ;) :lol:


God, I see that pic and I am :rofl:

Wanna bet? ;)



Anyone remember the Brady Bunch episode when Jan had that "boyfriend" George Glass? :lol: Deja Vu...
:lol: i remember that. now that i think about it, it seems like something that would give janice ideas to emulate.

I like that Jackie Gleason one better :lol:

I like that Jackie Gleason one better :lol:
I love that one, but it wouldn't work for this thread. That one was more of a "shock" pic, whereas this one says it all...:rofl:

I love that one, but it wouldn't work for this thread. That one was more of a "shock" pic, whereas this one says it all...:rofl:

Haha! :lol:

Mark is still a sweet guy, but he's still weird as hell. One day, he stood on top of a bus stop seat, and told me that he was looking for me while we were talking on our cellphones......(He didn't see me, so he told me he was doing that to get a better view). I was like, "Boy, get off of the bus stop seat!". He also told me that he was a jaywalker one day, and puroposely walked right in front of oncoming traffic! I was like, "Mark, do you have a death wish?" He told me that it just gave him a thrill to jaywalk. He askes me the weirdest things too. One day, he asked me, 'Janice, would you ever rob me?" I said "No." Then he asked me, "Would you ever take out a baseball bat and just start beating the hell out of me with it?" I said, 'No." I thought those questions were weird as hell.:eek:

One day, he asked me, 'Janice, would you ever rob me?" I said "No." Then he asked me, "Would you ever take out a baseball bat and just start beating the hell out of me with it?" I said, 'No." I thought those questions were weird as hell.:eek:


Geeeee - ya THINK?

Geeeee - ya THINK?


:rotflmao:

He also told me that he was a jaywalker one day, and puroposely walked right in front of oncoming traffic! I was like, "Mark, do you have a death wish?" He told me that it just gave him a thrill to jaywalk.

The thrill would be to see one of those drivers flooring it as he jaywalked. And then seeing his reaction as he crapped in his pants. ;)

The thrill would be to see one of those drivers flooring it as he jaywalked. And then seeing his reaction as he crapped in his pants. ;)



:lol:

Mark is still a sweet guy, but he's still weird as hell. One day, he stood on top of a bus stop seat, and told me that he was looking for me while we were talking on our cellphones......(He didn't see me, so he told me he was doing that to get a better view). I was like, "Boy, get off of the bus stop seat!". He also told me that he was a jaywalker one day, and puroposely walked right in front of oncoming traffic! I was like, "Mark, do you have a death wish?" He told me that it just gave him a thrill to jaywalk. He askes me the weirdest things too. One day, he asked me, 'Janice, would you ever rob me?" I said "No." Then he asked me, "Would you ever take out a baseball bat and just start beating the hell out of me with it?" I said, 'No." I thought those questions were weird as hell.:eek:
you're getting harder and harder to believe as this thread goes on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/bigsleep.gif

you're getting harder and harder to believe as this thread goes on.

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/bigsleep.gif
:rofl:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/botheredx/bigsleep.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/trapandhawksbaby/ohplease.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/trapandhawksbaby/ohplease.jpg
:rofl: Just add this caption: OY VEY! :crazy:

:lol:

Here ya go Irene :D :
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/trapandhawksbaby/ohplease-1.jpg

Here ya go Irene :D :
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/trapandhawksbaby/ohplease-1.jpg
THAT IS NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers: Thank you!!!!

You noticed that?:blush: I thought I could post under another username, and noone would find out...... I as another username, replied to "Janice Johnson's" posts, just like other posters would. I thought if I didn't post as Janice Johnson and then coincidentally post as the other poster, nobody would find out. I assumed if I posted under Janice Johnson but didn't post as the alter ego, and vice versa, it would be okay. But, Seth The Moderator found out, sent me a PM saying that he would put all of my alter ego's posts under Janice Johnson, and would erase the alter ego's posts.(That is why it appears that I am answering my own posts). he basically added, "You're lucky I don't ban your ass for having an alter ego on SO."
i was just remembering how you were warned a few years ago for having multiple screen names on here.

I am beginning to think that it's time that Mark and I broke up..... :( The relationship is going nowhere, oops, my bad, it is going somewhere.....DOWNHILL!:( . I don't know what Mark deserves, but I know what he needs.... he needs a girl who is independent, probably lives by herself, and is an adult in both the physical sense and the mental sense. I am way too clingy and sheltered for him. I am beginning to feel that I am holding him back...... I call him EVERY DAY, and expect him to talk to me every day. I got pissed off when he didn't call and talk to me every day.He told me he didn't like that I acted this way. Mark needs a girl who isn't that clingy, and can give him his space.

There were more realizations I came to that this might not be the best relationship to stay in. The other day, I told him that I wanted him to meet my parents, and he basically made it seem as if that was a burden.... he kept saying, "Maybe I shouldn't meet your parents.":( Even after I begged him to say yes. begging=clingy! Well, he did say okay, after a while, but made it seem reluctant, and kept asking WHY I needed him to meet my parents......:(

That same day, he asked me WHY I wanted to remain his girlfriend.....:( he was like, 'Janice, why do you want to continue dating me? I said,"Because you're a sweet, nice guy." he said, "I want the REAL reason you want to continue dating me. i was like, "Um, i already told you, you're sweet and nice." Is that the REAL truth?" he asked me. I said, 'yes." He told me,"You know, if we continue dating,you're gonna need to be sexually attracted to me." Gulp. I didn't tell Mark this, but the thought of having sex with him gives me the chills. I don't want to have sex with Mark......:eek:

That brings me to another point. There were so many times that Mark would tell me sexual innuendos, and I lied to him and told him I was comfortable with them. I laughed uncomfortably when he told me stuff like he wanted to kiss and lick me all over, and had "fun" with himself while he thought of me..... I felt wanted, but uncomfortable too.:( We've frenched kiss, but I am not really comfortable with that kind of kiss. i'd rather have a closed lip kiss. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, however.:( You see that? Mark needs a girl who wants to have sex with him and hook up with him(and who wants to french kiss him).......:(

He told me,"You know, if we continue dating,you're gonna need to be sexually attracted to me." Gulp. I didn't tell Mark this, but the thought of having sex with him gives me the chills. I don't want to have sex with Mark......:eek:

That brings me to another point. There were so many times that Mark would tell me sexual innuendos, and I lied to him and told him I was comfortable with them. I laughed uncomfortably when he told me stuff like he wanted to kiss and lick me all over, and had "fun" with himself while he thought of me..... I felt wanted, but uncomfortable too.:( We've frenched kiss, but I am not really comfortable with that kind of kiss. i'd rather have a closed lip kiss. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, however.:( You see that? Mark needs a girl who wants to have sex with him and hook up with him(and who wants to french kiss him).......:(

That's a little too much information, don't you think? :rolleyes:

You see that? Mark needs a girl who wants to have sex with him and hook up with him(and who wants to french kiss him).......:(
you're too naive to be in a relationship, get out of it.

I am beginning to think that it's time that Mark and I broke up..... :( The relationship is going nowhere, oops, my bad, it is going somewhere.....DOWNHILL!:( . I don't know what Mark deserves, but I know what he needs.... he needs a girl who is independent, probably lives by herself, and is an adult in both the physical sense and the mental sense. I am way too clingy and sheltered for him. I am beginning to feel that I am holding him back...... I call him EVERY DAY, and expect him to talk to me every day. I got pissed off when he didn't call and talk to me every day.He told me he didn't like that I acted this way. Mark needs a girl who isn't that clingy, and can give him his space.

There were more realizations I came to that this might not be the best relationship to stay in. The other day, I told him that I wanted him to meet my parents, and he basically made it seem as if that was a burden.... he kept saying, "Maybe I shouldn't meet your parents.":( Even after I begged him to say yes. begging=clingy! Well, he did say okay, after a while, but made it seem reluctant, and kept asking WHY I needed him to meet my parents......:(

That same day, he asked me WHY I wanted to remain his girlfriend.....:( he was like, 'Janice, why do you want to continue dating me? I said,"Because you're a sweet, nice guy." he said, "I want the REAL reason you want to continue dating me. i was like, "Um, i already told you, you're sweet and nice." Is that the REAL truth?" he asked me. I said, 'yes." He told me,"You know, if we continue dating,you're gonna need to be sexually attracted to me." Gulp. I didn't tell Mark this, but the thought of having sex with him gives me the chills. I don't want to have sex with Mark......:eek:

That brings me to another point. There were so many times that Mark would tell me sexual innuendos, and I lied to him and told him I was comfortable with them. I laughed uncomfortably when he told me stuff like he wanted to kiss and lick me all over, and had "fun" with himself while he thought of me..... I felt wanted, but uncomfortable too.:( We've frenched kiss, but I am not really comfortable with that kind of kiss. i'd rather have a closed lip kiss. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, however.:( You see that? Mark needs a girl who wants to have sex with him and hook up with him(and who wants to french kiss him).......:(

Where is that Jackie Gleason pic?

Where is that Jackie Gleason pic?
:rofl: This thread should have a "Read at your own risk" disclaimer :crazy:

Where is that Jackie Gleason pic?
..

:rofl: This thread should have a "Read at your own risk" disclaimer :crazy:

AKA "As The Stomach Turns"

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:rofl: Thank you Cathy. That pic NOW fits the thread, after reading that last post WITH TOO MUCH INFORMATION. :crazy:

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:lol: Cathy, you f***in rock! ;)

Good lord....!

Just when I thought it wouldn't get any stranger...

My goodness...! Good god...

Why!?

That question applies to every sentence you've ever written...:faint:

Good lord....!

Just when I thought it wouldn't get any stranger...

My goodness...! Good god...

Why!?

That question applies to every sentence you've ever written...:faint:
:lol: :rofl:

Good lord....!

Just when I thought it wouldn't get any stranger...

My goodness...! Good god...

Why!?

That question applies to every sentence you've ever written...:faint:
when i was reading the first paragraph, i was thinking it was mature of her to realize that she needs to be independent to be in a relationship (despite my irritation that she's with that ****ass to begin with), because many people don't.

by the time i read the last sentence, i was ready to slam my head through my monitor and electrocute myself.

when i was reading the first paragraph, i was thinking it was mature of her to realize that she needs to be independent to be in a relationship (despite my irritation that she's with that ****ass to begin with), because many people don't.

by the time i read the last sentence, i was ready to slam my head through my monitor and electrocute myself.

:brent ... Oh, Lordy! :lol:

:brent ... Oh, Lordy! :lol:

LMAO! :uplol: :lol:

Let me explain a bit more why i think that Mark and my relationship is in dire help. At my job, a couple of customers complained to me that I was going to slow. I told Mark about it, and he told me that if he were my customer, I could be as slow as I wanted with him. I could take all the time I wanted with him. That was sweet, but then I asked him what he would buy, and he said, 'Condoms." I said, "Would you buy them to use on me?" And he said, "No. Why would I do that?" Um, even if it's hypothetically, why is Mark buying condoms if they aren't for use on me?:confused: Does anyone find that suspicious and off-kilter?:confused:

And another thing, I've kept many things form Mark and have told him a few lies.:blush: :sad:. There was a time where Mark's phone was turned off,(Boy doesn't pay his phone bills sometimes) so i thought he was ignoring me, and I briefly chatted with another guy.:( That guy turned out to what me jsut for sex, and when i refused to have sex with him, he never spoke to me again. A few days later, Mark's phone was turned back on, and we were seeing each other again. I never told Mark about the other guy. I've also lied to Mark about wanting to become intimate, and told him i wanted to become intimate, jsut like he did(does). I don't and that's one of the biggest lies I've told him. I also kept my gambling addiction a secret from him. A couple of years ago, I had a serious lottery problem, and was "borrowing" money from my family to feed the addiction. I lost the lottery, but I changed for the better and my family forgave me. That's something big I've hidden from him too. I think he'd be disappointed in me if I told him about the lottery.... On top of that,, I've told him little "white" lies too. I haven't been honest to him about a lot of things, come to think of it.:(

You're either the best fiction writer on SO, or you seriously need to dump this guy, for BOTH your sakes! :faint:

Okay..stop...just STOP.

Let me explain a bit more why i think that Mark and my relationship is in dire help. At my job, a couple of customers complained to me that I was going to slow. I told Mark about it, and he told me that if he were my customer, I could be as slow as I wanted with him. I could take all the time I wanted with him. That was sweet, but then I asked him what he would buy, and he said, 'Condoms." I said, "Would you buy them to use on me?" And he said, "No. Why would I do that?" Um, even if it's hypothetically, why is Mark buying condoms if they aren't for use on me?:confused: Does anyone find that suspicious and off-kilter?:confused:

And another thing, I've kept many things form Mark and have told him a few lies.:blush: :sad:. There was a time where Mark's phone was turned off,(Boy doesn't pay his phone bills sometimes) so i thought he was ignoring me, and I briefly chatted with another guy.:( That guy turned out to what me jsut for sex, and when i refused to have sex with him, he never spoke to me again. A few days later, Mark's phone was turned back on, and we were seeing each other again. I never told Mark about the other guy. I've also lied to Mark about wanting to become intimate, and told him i wanted to become intimate, jsut like he did(does). I don't and that's one of the biggest lies I've told him. I also kept my gambling addiction a secret from him. A couple of years ago, I had a serious lottery problem, and was "borrowing" money from my family to feed the addiction. I lost the lottery, but I changed for the better and my family forgave me. That's something big I've hidden from him too. I think he'd be disappointed in me if I told him about the lottery.... On top of that,, I've told him little "white" lies too. I haven't been honest to him about a lot of things, come to think of it.:(

You need to stop making white lies, focus on your job and stay away from the opposite gender.:seeya:
Put your life together and do some maturing.

Okay..stop...just STOP.

:nod:

You need to stop making white lies, focus on your job and stay away from the opposite gender.:seeya:
Put your life together and do some maturing.
Your avatar of Desi Arnaz and his big ol' eyes should be enlarged so we can post that pic here on this thread!!!!! His eyes speak volumes abt all this whole thread.:lol:



I hope this is all fiction, just pure storytelling, because seriously, the information you provide in this thread is not necessary. I hope you realize you are giving us all a place to post, just like a community thread. :lol:

Your avatar of Desi Arnaz and his big ol' eyes should be enlarged so we can post that pic here on this thread!!!!! His eyes speak volumes abt all this whole thread.:lol:



I hope this is all fiction, just pure storytelling, because seriously, the information you provide in this thread is not necessary. I hope you realize you are giving us all a place to post, just like a community thread. :lol:


Irene this was a story that she made up from the get go. It's time to kill Mark off and end this sad sad story.

Irene this was a story that she made up from the get go. It's time to kill Mark off and end this sad sad story.



No Way! This is just getting good. I'd like to see Mark kidnapped by cannibal natives from an unknown communist country somewhere deep in South America or the Congo. She calls his cell phone, but doesn't get him (he hasn't paid those Verizon bills again!) but has phone sex with some Equadorian guy. The plot thickens as she starts buying lottery tickets again in order to finance a rescue with American's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

No Way! This is just getting good. I'd like to see Mark kidnapped by cannibal natives from an unknown communist country somewhere deep in South America or the Congo. She calls his cell phone, but doesn't get him (he hasn't paid those Verizon bills again!) but has phone sex with some Equadorian guy. The plot thickens as she starts buying lottery tickets again in order to finance a rescue with American's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

:rotflmao: :uplol: :rofl: :lol: :brent

No Way! This is just getting good. I'd like to see Mark kidnapped by cannibal natives from an unknown communist country somewhere deep in South America or the Congo. She calls his cell phone, but doesn't get him (he hasn't paid those Verizon bills again!) but has phone sex with some Equadorian guy. The plot thickens as she starts buying lottery tickets again in order to finance a rescue with American's Most Wanted's John Walsh.
:rotflmao: :brent :clap

man...so i met this weird creepy guy the other day and we totally hit it off. he told me about how he rapes and kills every girlfriend he has within days after hooking up with them, isn't that WEIRD? :eek: anyway, i feel a little guilty for keeping things from him like that i'm already married and the child i've been carrying since the day i met him is probably my husband's instead of his. :blush: i think it's kind of cute how he backs me into corners, not literally, but like how he holds a gun to my head while he ****s me and threatens to shoot if i don't make him ejaculate within 30 seconds. :lol: :wave: well he IS pretty strange sometimes and our relationship is kinda down, but that's ok because he's a really sweet guy. :D

:eek: :rofl: :roller: (hmmm Janice Johnson has competition!):lol:

you know what? The two guys DO sound alike ;)

No Way! This is just getting good. I'd like to see Mark kidnapped by cannibal natives from an unknown communist country somewhere deep in South America or the Congo. She calls his cell phone, but doesn't get him (he hasn't paid those Verizon bills again!) but has phone sex with some Equadorian guy. The plot thickens as she starts buying lottery tickets again in order to finance a rescue with American's Most Wanted's John Walsh.
:brent :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I am hoping that Mark would take that plunge off the sidewalk, jaywalk and then he would get wiped out by a couple of speeding cars. Ran over like a big, fat tumbleweed. ;)

I think this thread needs to be locked. It is becoming really nasty with members attacking other members. :( I don't know why Janice J. is saying these things (and if they are even true or not), but let's get over it people.

Your avatar of Desi Arnaz and his big ol' eyes should be enlarged so we can post that pic here on this thread!!!!! His eyes speak volumes abt all this whole thread.:lol:






Like this?

Mark and I decided to just be friends.:) He and I both agreed that the relationship wasn't working out...... Good thing it was mutual,(so he doesn't go all stalkerish and start stalking me everywhere I go because I broke up with him. That would be scary! :eek: )

(so he doesn't go all stalkerish and start stalking me everywhere I go because I broke up with him. That would be scary! :eek: )
the fact that he would likely do that under slightly different circumstances should be a clear indication that you shouldn't be friends with him to begin with.

the fact that he would likely do that under slightly different circumstances should be a clear indication that you shouldn't be friends with him to begin with.


Unless her favourite song is "Me And My Shadow" ;)


Besides, just the fact that he wouldn't call her for days makes me think that the chances of him stalking her are slim to none.

Best to move on to the next criminal....

I don't think that's weird at all - maybe a "little off kilter", but there's lot of guys like that. It helps keep the male/female population even and makes them so much more attractive to me.



Hey, don't be using my term, 'off-kilter", TripperFan!:snob::lol: :crazy: I love the term, 'Off-kilter!":lol:

lmao, im reading through the entire thread and laughing so hard, both at Janice J's post and the responses :rofl: this thread is awesome.

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5554/catomglolav2.jpg

ps, I sincerely believe that Janice Johnson is about 14 years old and laughing their ass off at everyone believing her stories.

Mark and I decided to just be friends.:) He and I both agreed that the relationship wasn't working out...... Good thing it was mutual,(so he doesn't go all stalkerish and start stalking me everywhere I go because I broke up with him. That would be scary! :eek: )
Stay tuned next week for JJs new thread "I just moved in with a fire-bombing anarchist, bolshevic French Poodle"

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GURL I AM TOTALLY FEELIN U ON THIS

Sara, I am saying this because I care, oh, my god, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run away from this self-confessed rapist and killer!:eek:
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Welcome to the J.J. community thread...

geez sarah, you really know how to pick 'em. :rolleyes: your last boyfriend, elad, dumped and attacked you a week after giving you an engagement bracelet, and now you're falling for THIS *******? :eek: seriously, you are one lonely and pathetic bitch. you're pretty ****ing stupid too for being with a self-proclaimed rapist and murderer. what the **** is wrong with you? do you WANT to get ****ing killed? you need to get your desperate ass into gear and find a guy who is actually worth your time you ****ing loser. :rolleyes:

:brent :lol:

geez sarah, you really know how to pick 'em. :rolleyes: your last boyfriend, elad, dumped and attacked you a week after giving you an engagement bracelet, and now you're falling for THIS *******? :eek: seriously, you are one lonely and pathetic bitch. you're pretty ****ing stupid too for being with a self-proclaimed rapist and murderer. what the **** is wrong with you? do you WANT to get ****ing killed? you need to get your desperate ass into gear and find a guy who is actually worth your time you ****ing loser. :rolleyes:

LOL at Sarah's parody of me!:lol: I wrote a similar post like this, but under a different username, thinking that noone would notice it was me, but of course, I was busted!:lol:

I think I can totally relate to these two gals. I met this guy last Thursday at the fire hydrant at the end of my street. He said he was just sniffing around but I think he was up to no good with the hydrant - like indecent exposure. :eek:

He's really sweet and loyal, but then says funny things like his mother was a champion bitch. I mean, what kind of a guy talks like that about his mother? :rolleyes: :crazy:
I'm also a little worried - I caught him uncovering bones his backyard Friday morning too when he was supposed to be a work. He says he's a fireman, but I think he just hangs around the station. He never has money, and the last restaurant he took me to, we ended up eating out of the dumpster out back. I mean, it wasn't bad, but my ice cream was melted everywhere! :lol:

Do you think I should be concerned about what I saw at the hydrant and in the backyard or does he just have odd hobbies???? :( :confused: :confused:

I think I can totally relate to these two gals. I met this guy last Thursday at the fire hydrant at the end of my street. He said he was just sniffing around but I think he was up to no good with the hydrant - like indecent exposure. :eek:

He's really sweet and loyal, but then says funny things like his mother was a champion bitch. I mean, what kind of a guy talks like that about his mother? :rolleyes: :crazy:
I'm also a little worried - I caught him uncovering bones his backyard Friday morning too when he was supposed to be a work. He says he's a fireman, but I think he just hangs around the station. He never has money, and the last restaurant he took me to, we ended up eating out of the dumpster out back. I mean, it wasn't bad, but my ice cream was melted everywhere! :lol:

Do you think I should be concerned about what I saw at the hydrant and in the backyard or does he just have odd hobbies???? :( :confused: :confused:


HEY!!!!! I KNOW THAT DUDE!!!! STAY AWAY FROM HIM, He's a dog!!!!!!!:mad: He's got toooooo many bitches!!!!!:crazy:

geez sarah, you really know how to pick 'em. :rolleyes: your last boyfriend, elad, dumped and attacked you a week after giving you an engagement bracelet, and now you're falling for THIS *******? :eek: seriously, you are one lonely and pathetic bitch. you're pretty ****ing stupid too for being with a self-proclaimed rapist and murderer. what the **** is wrong with you? do you WANT to get ****ing killed? you need to get your desperate ass into gear and find a guy who is actually worth your time you ****ing loser. :rolleyes:
you RULE :rofl:

This thread will live in infamy...

LOL at Sarah's parody of me!:lol: I wrote a similar post like this, but under a different username, thinking that noone would notice it was me, but of course, I was busted!:lol:

You didn't have enough people telling you to run from Mark? You had to add one more?

This thread is hysterical!!!!! :ufo: :rock:

This thread is hysterical!!!!! :ufo: :rock:

It was much better once I stopped taking it so seriously.

This isn't really TripperFan posting, it's her conjointed twin, FripperTan (not her real name).

Anyway, I just met a guy on the internet, Gary (probably not his real name). He's an Olympic swimmer, although right now he's not working and is living at his aunt's house. She won't let him use her computer so he has to go to the library to use the ones there.

He told me he was involved in some sort of "ring". I don't know if he means boxing, but I hope its not a drug or criminal ring! :eek: :eek: :eek:
He seems like a sweet guy but has a very short temper. I'd like to have sex with him but I'm a little afraid. He says he likes to pleasure himself to my posts while looking at these little men he met on some hill or something like that. :crazy:
I get upset when he doesn't contact me and he use excuses like he was "in a cave" and couldn't get in touch with me. I don't know - I'm sure I heard a voice in the background calling him her "Precious". I REALLY like this guy but I might be a bit young for him but I do trust me wholeheartedly.


If I were you, I'd make sure I had a ring on my finger before I got more involved with this guy.

Fripperfan...when are you going to learn? Of course when he talks abt "ring" he means the one around his bathtub!!!!!! His lack of hygeine is terrible. :puke:

Fripperfan...when are you going to learn? Of course when he talks abt "ring" he means the one around his bathtub!!!!!! His lack of hygeine is terrible. :puke:

You know, I thought I once saw him "moving the herd" in "that area"!! He told me it was just a case of poison ivy!! :eek:

You know, I thought I once saw him "moving the herd" in "that area"!! He told me it was just a case of poison ivy!! :eek:
Oy vey...:crazy: He is only telling you that because you believe everything he tells you!!!! You also said he has to use the library computer too. You know why??? Because he was caught at his aunt's house looking at porn...and although there was a couple in the video, there was also a large goat involved! :eek:

hey if you really like this guy, then GO FOR IT! :D :wave: he seems really sweet and passionate! :)


Do you really think? I mean, he's not like my some of my former guy friends where he eats raw meat or anything, but I mean, it IS a real ring and he hasn't hit me yet at least. It's got to be true love. He had me do his laundry for him last Saturday. :D

Do you really think? I mean, he's not like my some of my former guy friends where he eats raw meat or anything, but I mean, it IS a real ring and he hasn't hit me yet at least. It's got to be true love. He had me do his laundry for him last Saturday. :D
FripperTan, how many times do i have to TELL you, NEVER DATE A MEMBER OF THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!!?????? :rolleyes: :mad: :happyface

FripperTan, how many times do i have to TELL you, NEVER DATE A MEMBER OF THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!!?????? :rolleyes: :mad: :happyface


:rofl: Good One Mikey! Especially Ty Domi!!

TMI! TMI! *Throws computer*

Ditto! puke:

:rofl: Good One Mikey! Especially Ty Domi!!
:brent

:brent

Let's please keep it clean folks. Thanks.

Okay, Janice, i'll keep it clean.:) during our relationship, Mark seemed to be highly intelligent, like asking me thought-provoking questions, such as "If you were raped and got pregnant by the rapist, would you have the child or have it aborted..... That's a very good question. I said, 'I don't know." Then he asked me another similar question. "Would you allow the father to see his child?" I said, "Um, the guy who RAPED me?" he said, "Yes." I said, "Why would I ever want to contact some guy who raped me?" Mark said, "But he's the father of your child." Mark had a very good point, but I told him I wouldn't ever want to contact the rapist again and would keep the child from the father. He said, "Why would you keep the father from knowing his child?" I said, "He is a rapist. I wouldn't let the guy know the child.... Then I told Mark, "Hmm. If I got a new boyfriend around the time the child was born, I would probably tell the child that the new guy is the father. Mark said, 'And you wouldn't be honest if you said that." I said, "Well, my child knowing that he or she was born from rapew would scar the child for life." mark said, "Still. You should tell your kid the truth about their father." we went back in forth about rape and abortion for a while. We had a very good conversation.:)

But, there is another opposite side of Mark. I think Mark may be a little dumb.:eek: :( One day I casually asked him what his IQ number was, and he said, 'I don't know.What's yours?" He asked back. I answered, 485."(I was just playing. My IQ is nowhere near 485;) :crazy: .) He asked, "Is that good?":eek: I was like, "Yeah, it's good. That would mean I'm a super genius." I couldn't believe he asked me if 485 was a good IQ.:eek: I compared his answer to Paris Hilton's question, "What's Wall Street? Is that good?":eek: I couldn't believe someone who I could have a deep and meaningful conversations with would ask this about IQs.:eek: i think he also asked me "What does IQ mean?:eek:. And the other day, he asked me, ""What does frugal mean? I mean, come on, even I new that at a very young age! I answered him, (frugal means being cheap with money/saving money), and he said, "Thanks." I was like, "Okay, he doesn't know what an IQ is,, he doesn't know what frugal is, but I can have deep, intelligent conversations with him. Okay..... OFF-KILTER!"

Okay, Janice, i'll keep it clean.:) during our relationship, Mark seemed to be highly intelligent, like asking me thought-provoking questions, such as "If you were raped and got pregnant by the rapist, would you have the child or have it aborted..... That's a very good question. I said, 'I don't know." Then he asked me another similar question. "Would you allow the father to see his child?" I said, "Um, the guy who RAPED me?" he said, "Yes." I said, "Why would I ever want to contact some guy who raped me?" Mark said, "But he's the father of your child." Mark had a very good point, but I told him I wouldn't ever want to contact the rapist again and would keep the child from the father. He said, "Why would you keep the father from knowing his child?" I said, "He is a rapist. I wouldn't let the guy know the child.... Then I told Mark, "Hmm. If I got a new boyfriend around the time the child was born, I would probably tell the child that the new guy is the father. Mark said, 'And you wouldn't be honest if you said that." I said, "Well, my child knowing that he or she was born from rapew would scar the child for life." mark said, "Still. You should tell your kid the truth about their father." we went back in forth about rape and abortion for a while. We had a very good conversation.:)

But, there is another opposite side of Mark. I think Mark may be a little dumb.:eek: :( One day I casually asked him what his IQ number was, and he said, 'I don't know.What's yours?" He asked back. I answered, 485."(I was just playing. My IQ is nowhere near 485;) :crazy: .) He asked, "Is that good?":eek: I was like, "Yeah, it's good. That would mean I'm a super genius." I couldn't believe he asked me if 485 was a good IQ.:eek: I compared his answer to Paris Hilton's question, "What's Wall Street? Is that good?":eek: I couldn't believe someone who I could have a deep and meaningful conversations with would ask this about IQs.:eek: i think he also asked me "What does IQ mean?:eek:. And the other day, he asked me, ""What does frugal mean? I mean, come on, even I new that at a very young age! I answered him, (frugal means being cheap with money/saving money), and he said, "Thanks." I was like, "Okay, he doesn't know what an IQ is,, he doesn't know what frugal is, but I can have deep, intelligent conversations with him. Okay..... OFF-KILTER!"
i only learned what frugal meant a few weeks ago, it's not that common of a word.

But, there is another opposite side of Mark. I think Mark may be a little dumb.:eek: :( One day I casually asked him what his IQ number was, and he said, 'I don't know.What's yours?" He asked back. I answered, 485."(I was just playing. My IQ is nowhere near 485;) :crazy: .) He asked, "Is that good?":eek: I was like, "Yeah, it's good. That would mean I'm a super genius." I couldn't believe he asked me if 485 was a good IQ.:eek: I compared his answer to Paris Hilton's question, "What's Wall Street? Is that good?":eek: I couldn't believe someone who I could have a deep and meaningful conversations with would ask this about IQs.:eek: i think he also asked me "What does IQ mean?:eek:. And the other day, he asked me, ""What does frugal mean? I mean, come on, even I new that at a very young age! I answered him, (frugal means being cheap with money/saving money), and he said, "Thanks." I was like, "Okay, he doesn't know what an IQ is,, he doesn't know what frugal is, but I can have deep, intelligent conversations with him. Okay..... OFF-KILTER!"

Paris Hilton asked, "What is WALMART?" not "What is WALL STREET." Big difference there my dear. :lol:

I realize this story is pure fiction, but I had to let you know that bit of factual information. ;)

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:rotflmao: :brent :uplol: :rofl: :lol:

Welcome to SO's fantasy theatre, starring Lindsey Lohan as the fictional poster Janice Johnson, Gabrielle Miller as Ireneparalegal and Jennifer Lopez as "Safety Pin" today's episode, "Mark isnt all that smart!"

Welcome to SO's fantasy theatre, starring Lindsey Lohan as the fictional poster Janice Johnson, Gabrielle Miller as Ireneparalegal and Jennifer Lopez as "Safety Pin" today's episode, "Mark isnt all that smart!"
:brent :rofl:

"...but he is such a nice guy." ;)

:lol: Yeah, that too :rofl:

Okay, Janice, i'll keep it clean.:) during our relationship, Mark seemed to be highly intelligent, like asking me thought-provoking questions, such as "If you were raped and got pregnant by the rapist, would you have the child or have it aborted..... That's a very good question. I said, 'I don't know." Then he asked me another similar question. "Would you allow the father to see his child?" I said, "Um, the guy who RAPED me?" he said, "Yes." I said, "Why would I ever want to contact some guy who raped me?" Mark said, "But he's the father of your child." Mark had a very good point, but I told him I wouldn't ever want to contact the rapist again and would keep the child from the father. He said, "Why would you keep the father from knowing his child?" I said, "He is a rapist. I wouldn't let the guy know the child.... Then I told Mark, "Hmm. If I got a new boyfriend around the time the child was born, I would probably tell the child that the new guy is the father. Mark said, 'And you wouldn't be honest if you said that." I said, "Well, my child knowing that he or she was born from rapew would scar the child for life." mark said, "Still. You should tell your kid the truth about their father." we went back in forth about rape and abortion for a while. We had a very good conversation.:)

But, there is another opposite side of Mark. I think Mark may be a little dumb.:eek: :( One day I casually asked him what his IQ number was, and he said, 'I don't know.What's yours?" He asked back. I answered, 485."(I was just playing. My IQ is nowhere near 485;) :crazy: .) He asked, "Is that good?":eek: I was like, "Yeah, it's good. That would mean I'm a super genius." I couldn't believe he asked me if 485 was a good IQ.:eek: I compared his answer to Paris Hilton's question, "What's Wall Street? Is that good?":eek: I couldn't believe someone who I could have a deep and meaningful conversations with would ask this about IQs.:eek: i think he also asked me "What does IQ mean?:eek:. And the other day, he asked me, ""What does frugal mean? I mean, come on, even I new that at a very young age! I answered him, (frugal means being cheap with money/saving money), and he said, "Thanks." I was like, "Okay, he doesn't know what an IQ is,, he doesn't know what frugal is, but I can have deep, intelligent conversations with him. Okay..... OFF-KILTER!"
do you still think people believe you? just out of curiosity. :)

She knows we know it is a story. This is a fan-fiction thread. ;) THE OLD ADVENTURES OF MARK.

She knows that we know that she knows that I know that she knows that you know that she knows that we knows that they know that she knows that they know that she knows that we know that it's a story.

/Still makes more sense than this thread.

I couldn't help but think of these two characters as I read this thread:

Welcome to SO's fantasy theatre, starring Lindsey Lohan as the fictional poster Janice Johnson, Gabrielle Miller as Ireneparalegal and Jennifer Lopez as "Safety Pin" today's episode, "Mark isnt all that smart!"
:rofl: perfect title.

She knows that we know that she knows that I know that she knows that you know that she knows that we knows that they know that she knows that they know that she knows that we know that it's a story.

/Still makes more sense than this thread.
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as does this.

Okay, this is my real life!But I can see how posters can think I am making Mark up. I even once asked Mark, "Are you real?":lol: :crazy: I asked him that because he's a real life cliche!:lol: He's the stereotype you see on TV of an average male. He plays poker, he loves sports and politics, and he gives answers like, 'Uhh no no(I don't know)..... Where have Iseen this type of guy? Oh yeah, on a whole bunch of sitcoms! I told him straight up, "Mark you are a cliche." He was confused and I explained, "You're like the "typical" guy i see on TV! Are you sure you didn't walk off from some TV show?":lol: He said, dryly, "No, I'm real."

Paris Hilton asked, "What is WALMART?" not "What is WALL STREET." Big difference there my dear. :lol:

I realize this story is pure fiction, but I had to let you know that bit of factual information. ;)

I watched a how on VH1 called, "50 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes....Ever!", and they put both quotes up. They said something like, at number 28, Paris Hilton askes, "What's Walmart?" and at number 13, Paris Hilton says, "What's Wall Street? Is that good?" i remeber this quote more because some guy named Joel something says jokingly , 'No, Paris, Wall Street is bad. It's very bad.:)

Okay, this is my real life!But I can see how posters can think I am making Mark up. I even once asked Mark, "Are you real?":lol: :crazy: I asked him that because he's a real life cliche!:lol: He's the stereotype you see on TV of an average male. He plays poker, he loves sports and politics, and he gives answers like, 'Uhh no no(I don't know)..... Where have Iseen this type of guy? Oh yeah, on a whole bunch of sitcoms! I told him straight up, "Mark you are a cliche." He was confused and I explained, "You're like the "typical" guy i see on TV! Are you sure you didn't walk off from some TV show?":lol: He said, dryly, "No, I'm real."
your post lost all credibility with that sentence :/

your post lost all credibility with that sentence :/

With what sentence? "He's a real life cliche?":confused:

With what sentence? "He's a real life cliche?":confused:
oh woops, BOLDED IT

oh woops, BOLDED IT


Hey, Mark is my real life! Mark is as real as the sun!;) :)

She knows that we know that she knows that I know that she knows that you know that she knows that we knows that they know that she knows that they know that she knows that we know that it's a story.

/Still makes more sense than this thread.
:rofl: :roller:

Mark is a bank fraud!:eek: That's one of the first thoughts that came to my mind when I woke up! That's why I felt a 'creepy" feeling when I thought of him early in our relatuionship. The creepy feeling subsided, but it came "creeping" back when Mark wanted to get intimate...... I was thinking, "
"Eew." "Eew" is not the feeling a girl should have when thinking of getting intimate with her boyfriend. It took me a while to see that I felt uncomfortable getting close to Mark because of the bank fraud. That bank fraud is just something I cannot get over. It will always stand in between mark and I.:( Mark asked me if the bank fraud was a big thing to me, and I told him "No, I can get over that." it turns out, I can't. I've tried to overlook it, but it just glares right in front of my face. When i think of Mark, i try to think of all of the good things, but "Bank Fraud," pops up into my mind quickly. Like for example, "Mark is a really sweet guy, but he is a bank fraud." It SHOULD be "Mark, is a really sweet guy, period. But it's not.:(

I think I came to this ephiphany because I had been thinking about frauders and counterfeiters. It occured to me that Mark was no better than a counterfeiter of money, who copies hundreds of $20.00 bills. And, if he could fruad a bank, he could also fraud people, and tell them that he has a great "new" product that will enrich thier lives, and they send them money, and it turns out that the "new" product is hoax, and he runs off with their money.

If he could fruad a bank, I had the sneaking suspicion that I could be next..... Or at least his next scam victim. I have something to confess. You SO guys who were telling me, "How long will it before he fruads or scams you?" were kind of right........ Early in our relationship, he was short on cash, and he kind of flat-out asked me if I could pay his rent! A red flag went up, and I told him, "I don't have that kind of money. I was thinking, :rolleyes: :eek: :confused:. (I had money, but I was struggling myself, with a low bank account. If I gave him the rent money, I would be close to being in "Overdraft" in my account)I barely knew this guy! Why would I give my money that I needed to some guy I barely knew?:rolleyes: :confused: :eek: I didn't even know if he would pay me back!:rolleyes:. He got his money, however, at this bank.

It turned out that I didn't trust Mark. He told me that he wouldn't fruad banks anymore, and i believed him, but I was still suspicious. I still haven't told him my address, and I don't even think he knows my full name. Had I not known that that he was a bank fruad, i wouldn't be suspicious. I was fine with our relationship, until i found out that bombshell. then, my feelings toward him became more like denial, like, and suspicion. I say, "Like," because I did like him. he's sweet, nice, and I could have intelligent conversations with him. But, i was in denial because I kept "swallowing" the bank fraud thing.

It turned out, Mark didn't even need to be a bank fruad. he gets paid REALLY well,(EVERY week), at about 325.00) and he told me his take home paycheck was around 675.00. With that anmount, he gets about 150.00 more than I do, and I don't fraud banks. What's he spending his money on? Weed and poker, which is why he can;t afford his cellphone bill, which he says is near 100.00 because he talks a lot. Bill is almost 100.00, and he is playing poker and buying weed with his 325.00? Either he's a dumbass, or doesn't care about saving any money. If my cellphone was damn near a 100, I wouldn't be playing with my money like that. That's why his phone was turned off more than a couple of times in our relationship.:(

When you are smitten with somebody, you make the bad things minimal, and you max the good things. And, there was so much "swallowing" I had to do with Mark. I had to "swallow" the fact that he smoked weed, got drunk occasionally, wouldn't answer my calls for days, was a BANK FRAUD(ooh, boy, i "swallowed" that fact every day of our relationship), had a bit of a control freak problem(he once asked me to "prove" my love to him. That seems borderline controlling,) he refused to meet my parents, and to even SEE ME, even after I begged him to see me(I haven't seen him literally since last year):eek:, he stood me up for a date at a mall, and after I cursed him out and called him a jerk, he apologized.

You see, here, i am listing all of his "bad" qualities, because i am done "swallowing." I "swallowed" for him to my mother to. Even my own mother noticed that I jumped to his defense numerous times, and even asked me if I was his hired lawyer. Whenever Mark did something bad, it was, 'Oh, he didn't really mean to do it," or some excuse, or I said that it was my fault.. :( she once noticed that I was the only one who called the other, and asked me to stop doing that, because he would think that I was too interested in him, way too much than he was in me.. In hindsight, she was right, and I was pulling 95% of the relationship.

In conclusion of this, Mark really had too many "bad qualities" for me to take, and we are now broken up.:( As of date, he hasn't spoken to me since January 27m, almost 2 weeks ago, even though he and I decided to be friends. if this is how he treats his friends, he has some crappy relationships with his friends, which would be his own fault.

I think it's sad that you just now figured all of that out. But better late than never I guess.

I had an ephiphany when I woke up! Mark is a bank fraud!:eek:
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And, there was so much "swallowing" I had to do with Mark.

:eek: :eek3: :brent Oh boy.....:lol:

:eek: :eek3: :brent Oh boy.....:lol:

:brent :lol:

Mark is a bank fraud!:eek: That's one of the first thoughts that came to my mind when I woke up! That's why I felt a 'creepy" feeling when I thought of him early in our relatuionship. The creepy feeling subsided, but it came "creeping" back when Mark wanted to get intimate...... I was thinking, "
"Eew." "Eew" is not the feeling a girl should have when thinking of getting intimate with her boyfriend. It took me a while to see that I felt uncomfortable getting close to Mark because of the bank fraud. That bank fraud is just something I cannot get over. It will always stand in between mark and I.:( Mark asked me if the bank fraud was a big thing to me, and I told him "No, I can get over that." it turns out, I can't. I've tried to overlook it, but it just glares right in front of my face. When i think of Mark, i try to think of all of the good things, but "Bank Fraud," pops up into my mind quickly. Like for example, "Mark is a really sweet guy, but he is a bank fraud." It SHOULD be "Mark, is a really sweet guy, period. But it's not.:(

I think I came to this ephiphany because I had been thinking about frauders and counterfeiters. It occured to me that Mark was no better than a counterfeiter of money, who copies hundreds of $20.00 bills. And, if he could fruad a bank, he could also fraud people, and tell them that he has a great "new" product that will enrich thier lives, and they send them money, and it turns out that the "new" product is hoax, and he runs off with their money.

If he could fruad a bank, I had the sneaking suspicion that I could be next..... Or at least his next scam victim. I have something to confess. You SO guys who were telling me, "How long will it before he fruads or scams you?" were kind of right........ Early in our relationship, he was short on cash, and he kind of flat-out asked me if I could pay his rent! A red flag went up, and I told him, "I don't have that kind of money. I was thinking, :rolleyes: :eek: :confused:. (I had money, but I was struggling myself, with a low bank account. If I gave him the rent money, I would be close to being in "Overdraft" in my account)I barely knew this guy! Why would I give my money that I needed to some guy I barely knew?:rolleyes: :confused: :eek: I didn't even know if he would pay me back!:rolleyes:. He got his money, however, at this bank.

It turned out that I didn't trust Mark. He told me that he wouldn't fruad banks anymore, and i believed him, but I was still suspicious. I still haven't told him my address, and I don't even think he knows my full name. Had I not known that that he was a bank fruad, i wouldn't be suspicious. I was fine with our relationship, until i found out that bombshell. then, my feelings toward him became more like denial, like, and suspicion. I say, "Like," because I did like him. he's sweet, nice, and I could have intelligent conversations with him. But, i was in denial because I kept "swallowing" the bank fraud thing.

It turned out, Mark didn't even need to be a bank fruad. he gets paid REALLY well,(EVERY week), at about 325.00) and he told me his take home paycheck was around 675.00. With that anmount, he gets about 150.00 more than I do, and I don't fraud banks. What's he spending his money on? Weed and poker, which is why he can;t afford his cellphone bill, which he says is near 100.00 because he talks a lot. Bill is almost 100.00, and he is playing poker and buying weed with his 325.00? Either he's a dumbass, or doesn't care about saving any money. If my cellphone was damn near a 100, I wouldn't be playing with my money like that. That's why his phone was turned off more than a couple of times in our relationship.:(

When you are smitten with somebody, you make the bad things minimal, and you max the good things. And, there was so much "swallowing" I had to do with Mark. I had to "swallow" the fact that he smoked weed, got drunk occasionally, wouldn't answer my calls for days, was a BANK FRAUD(ooh, boy, i "swallowed" that fact every day of our relationship), had a bit of a control freak problem(he once asked me to "prove" my love to him. That seems borderline controlling,) he refused to meet my parents, and to even SEE ME, even after I begged him to see me(I haven't seen him literally since last year):eek:, he stood me up for a date at a mall, and after I cursed him out and called him a jerk, he apologized.

You see, here, i am listing all of his "bad" qualities, because i am done "swallowing." I "swallowed" for him to my mother to. Even my own mother noticed that I jumped to his defense numerous times, and even asked me if I was his hired lawyer. Whenever Mark did something bad, it was, 'Oh, he didn't really mean to do it," or some excuse, or I said that it was my fault.. :( she once noticed that I was the only one who called the other, and asked me to stop doing that, because he would think that I was too interested in him, way too much than he was in me.. In hindsight, she was right, and I was pulling 95% of the relationship.

In conclusion of this, Mark really had too many "bad qualities" for me to take, and we are now broken up.:( As of date, he hasn't spoken to me since January 27m, almost 2 weeks ago, even though he and I decided to be friends. if this is how he treats his friends, he has some crappy relationships with his friends, which would be his own fault.
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I had an ephiphany when I woke up! Mark is a bank fraud! :eek:


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YES FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! :clap :clap :clap :rofl::roller:

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I've just thought of how wrong that seems...... I can see how that could be taken in an inappropriate way. I meant, 'swallow" in the most pure and clean way.:) I meant that I swallow all of mark's bad qualities, just like you swallow resentment to someone else.:)

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Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!
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