Sean Snow
08-13-2001, 05:18 PM
"The Facts of Life"
"Kelly's Problemic Leaving" (Or "I'm Outta Here")
Starring
Charolette Rae
Lisa Whelchel
Kim Fields
Mindy Cohn
And
Nancy McKeon
As
Jo
Scene- Edna's Edibles
Mrs. G and the Girls are Packing Up
Mrs. G: Hurry girls! If we don't hurry, I won't have time to drive you to Mrs. Mahoney's House. She was kind enough to let you girls come with you on her trip to New York!
Blair: I can't wait to smell the tender fur of a mink coat in Bloomingdales.
Jo: Bliair, I'd be happier if I could smell paint coming from your mouth after I paint it shut!
Blair: Well......well......
All: Turn Blue!
Blair: Am I that predictable?
Tootie: If I wrote a script, let's just say anyone could act as you.
Nat: And I wouldn't be able to help even with my remarkable nack for writing, not to brag.
Jo: Nat, not to be mean or anything, have have you been taking lessons from Blair?
Nat: She said they would help me!
Blair: Well if anyone is to be blamed for this, it's Mrs. Garett!
Mrs. G: Me?
Tootie: Blair, what are you talking about?
Blair: She wouldn't let me take my eciquate classes!
Mrs.G: Blair, you're not missing four weeks of school to go to London!
Nat: Is there any chance I could go?
Mrs.G: Natalie!
Nat: It was just a suggestion!
Jo: Mrs. G, who's taking care of the shop and running buisness?
Kelly Enters
Jo: I had to ask!
Mrs.G: Now, Kelly, don't let in any strangers!
Kelly: Mrs. G, most of our coustomers are strangers!
Mrs.G: Oh, well, you know the drill! Now, come girls!
The Girls and Mrs. G Exit
Kelly: Now I have this place to myself!
A Person Knocks On the Glass Window
Kelly Goes to the Window and Points to the Closed Sign
The Man Keeps Knocking On the Window
Kelly Lets Him In
Kelly: What do you want!?
The Man Closes the Door and Takes Out a Gun
Man: Stick Your Hands In the Flour Grabbing Hands in the Air, I'm robbing you!
Kelly: You don't say! I know that's a fake gun.
The Man Points at a Picture of the Girls and Shoots It
Kelly Gets a Look of Terror in Her Eyes
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I'll continue later on. What does everyone think?
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ALF: As Barry as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!
Mr. Kotter: Thinking is very important. Where would George Washington be if he didn't think? Or Thomas Jefferson or Henry Gerani?
Washington: I never heard of Henry Gerani!
Mr. Kotter: That's becuase he didn't think!
"Kelly's Problemic Leaving" (Or "I'm Outta Here")
Starring
Charolette Rae
Lisa Whelchel
Kim Fields
Mindy Cohn
And
Nancy McKeon
As
Jo
Scene- Edna's Edibles
Mrs. G and the Girls are Packing Up
Mrs. G: Hurry girls! If we don't hurry, I won't have time to drive you to Mrs. Mahoney's House. She was kind enough to let you girls come with you on her trip to New York!
Blair: I can't wait to smell the tender fur of a mink coat in Bloomingdales.
Jo: Bliair, I'd be happier if I could smell paint coming from your mouth after I paint it shut!
Blair: Well......well......
All: Turn Blue!
Blair: Am I that predictable?
Tootie: If I wrote a script, let's just say anyone could act as you.
Nat: And I wouldn't be able to help even with my remarkable nack for writing, not to brag.
Jo: Nat, not to be mean or anything, have have you been taking lessons from Blair?
Nat: She said they would help me!
Blair: Well if anyone is to be blamed for this, it's Mrs. Garett!
Mrs. G: Me?
Tootie: Blair, what are you talking about?
Blair: She wouldn't let me take my eciquate classes!
Mrs.G: Blair, you're not missing four weeks of school to go to London!
Nat: Is there any chance I could go?
Mrs.G: Natalie!
Nat: It was just a suggestion!
Jo: Mrs. G, who's taking care of the shop and running buisness?
Kelly Enters
Jo: I had to ask!
Mrs.G: Now, Kelly, don't let in any strangers!
Kelly: Mrs. G, most of our coustomers are strangers!
Mrs.G: Oh, well, you know the drill! Now, come girls!
The Girls and Mrs. G Exit
Kelly: Now I have this place to myself!
A Person Knocks On the Glass Window
Kelly Goes to the Window and Points to the Closed Sign
The Man Keeps Knocking On the Window
Kelly Lets Him In
Kelly: What do you want!?
The Man Closes the Door and Takes Out a Gun
Man: Stick Your Hands In the Flour Grabbing Hands in the Air, I'm robbing you!
Kelly: You don't say! I know that's a fake gun.
The Man Points at a Picture of the Girls and Shoots It
Kelly Gets a Look of Terror in Her Eyes
****************************
I'll continue later on. What does everyone think?
------------------
ALF: As Barry as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!
Mr. Kotter: Thinking is very important. Where would George Washington be if he didn't think? Or Thomas Jefferson or Henry Gerani?
Washington: I never heard of Henry Gerani!
Mr. Kotter: That's becuase he didn't think!