~Tropical Punch 19~
07-31-2001, 09:11 PM
Brian: Wow! Mom, shouldn't you be happy for us?
Blair: Oh, Honey, I've never been more happy. I just don't want to be related to "her." That's all.
Jamie: Why are you guys in such a big fight? You guys used to be best friends.
Jo: Ask Blair, she blames it all on me!
Brian: Mom, what happened?
Blair: Okay, it was summer of 88, and I was geting married to your father.
Brian: And the problem?
Blair: Just let me finish.
Brian: Oh, right. Sorry. I mean uh. I'll just shut up.
Blair: Good idea! Anyway, I had invited Jo to the wedding. She was living way out in Malibu at the time. The wedding was gonna be in Peekskille.
Jo: Just get to the point!
Blair: Shut up Jo! This is my story. So, I called JO, and asked her to be my maid of honor. She accepted. The wedding day finialy came. I hadn't heard from Jo, so I gave her a call. No one answered. I figured she was on her way, little did I know she was still in Malibu!
Jamie: Mom!
Bliar: She never showed up for te wedding! It was so embarrasing!
Jo: I wasn't just doing nothing! I had a good reason not to come!
Blair: Oh, ya!
Jo: Ya!
Blair: Like I believe that crap!
Jamie: Come on guys lets settle down. Okay, mom I believe it is your turn to speak. Go ahead, let it all out.
Jo: I didn't come to your weddig because I was as sick as heck! I don't think you wanted me standing there vomitting, during the middle of the vows, did you?
Blair: No. Humph! WEll, you still should have called!
Jo: I did! a million times! I didn't want to miss your wedding at all! Blair, your my best friend. Do you know how bad it hurt when you stopped speaking to me? I have feelings to ya know!
Blair: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I had no idea. Will you ever forgive me?
Jo: Yeah. Next time do me a favor though.
Blair: What's that?
Jo: Don't jump to conclusions.
Bliar: Okay, I won't.
Brian: Alright! Now that we got that all setteled, lets talk about are wedding.
Jo: Yeah, and Blair will pay for it.
Blair: Says who?
Jo: Well, it's the least you could do!
Blair: Least I could do? Listen just because I have all the money, and we are inlaws, doesn't mean I'm paying for everything!
Jo: I never asked you too!
Jamie: Oh Boy, here we go again!
The end!!!
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Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.!
Blair: Turn blue!
Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu!
Jo:(Blows it) There it's gone! Now order.
Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!
Blair: Oh, Honey, I've never been more happy. I just don't want to be related to "her." That's all.
Jamie: Why are you guys in such a big fight? You guys used to be best friends.
Jo: Ask Blair, she blames it all on me!
Brian: Mom, what happened?
Blair: Okay, it was summer of 88, and I was geting married to your father.
Brian: And the problem?
Blair: Just let me finish.
Brian: Oh, right. Sorry. I mean uh. I'll just shut up.
Blair: Good idea! Anyway, I had invited Jo to the wedding. She was living way out in Malibu at the time. The wedding was gonna be in Peekskille.
Jo: Just get to the point!
Blair: Shut up Jo! This is my story. So, I called JO, and asked her to be my maid of honor. She accepted. The wedding day finialy came. I hadn't heard from Jo, so I gave her a call. No one answered. I figured she was on her way, little did I know she was still in Malibu!
Jamie: Mom!
Bliar: She never showed up for te wedding! It was so embarrasing!
Jo: I wasn't just doing nothing! I had a good reason not to come!
Blair: Oh, ya!
Jo: Ya!
Blair: Like I believe that crap!
Jamie: Come on guys lets settle down. Okay, mom I believe it is your turn to speak. Go ahead, let it all out.
Jo: I didn't come to your weddig because I was as sick as heck! I don't think you wanted me standing there vomitting, during the middle of the vows, did you?
Blair: No. Humph! WEll, you still should have called!
Jo: I did! a million times! I didn't want to miss your wedding at all! Blair, your my best friend. Do you know how bad it hurt when you stopped speaking to me? I have feelings to ya know!
Blair: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I had no idea. Will you ever forgive me?
Jo: Yeah. Next time do me a favor though.
Blair: What's that?
Jo: Don't jump to conclusions.
Bliar: Okay, I won't.
Brian: Alright! Now that we got that all setteled, lets talk about are wedding.
Jo: Yeah, and Blair will pay for it.
Blair: Says who?
Jo: Well, it's the least you could do!
Blair: Least I could do? Listen just because I have all the money, and we are inlaws, doesn't mean I'm paying for everything!
Jo: I never asked you too!
Jamie: Oh Boy, here we go again!
The end!!!
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Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.!
Blair: Turn blue!
Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu!
Jo:(Blows it) There it's gone! Now order.
Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!