she told me she is RETIRED???-lol I was like WHAT??? She never gave me a clear answer as to why she was talking about but I just thought this was the strangest thing I ever heard from a girl-lol Is that the new creative way for saying-"I"M UNEMPLOYED"

Ha ha...maybe...or maybe she has a benefactor, or was in a career that retires early like some of the sports careers (like a gymnast) or maybe she won the lottery... :) Whatever it is, I wish it was me...unless it means unemployed.

Well if you do talk to her again, can you ask her what she did to retire so early? Damn, I'd love to retire. Wouldn't want to be poor and unemployed though. LOL

She's on welfare.

Since when does Craigslist do online dating? You sell stuff on Craigslist...Oh wait, now we know why she is on there...she's selling "goods" alright.:eek: Stay away from her Solomon!!!!!!!

She's on welfare.

Since when does Craigslist do online dating? You sell stuff on Craigslist...Oh wait, now we know why she is on there...she's selling "goods" alright.:eek: Stay away from her Solomon!!!!!!!


CL has a dating section

I just found out the other day that CL has a dating section. You know how I found out? ON THE VIEW! :rofl: The day I was sick in bed and I watched the View to see what those cackling hens would say. Whoopie Goldberg mentioned it. I guess that is how you found out too Solomon? :lol:

I just found out the other day that CL has a dating section. You know how I found out? ON THE VIEW! :rofl: The day I was sick in bed and I watched the View to see what those cackling hens would say. Whoopie Goldberg mentioned it. I guess that is how you found out too Solomon? :lol:


I found out from VH1

Why would you want to search for a car and a woman from the SAME SITE?

:rofl: That is crazy! :crazy:

Why would you want to search for a car and a woman from the SAME SITE?

:rofl: That is crazy! :crazy:


I'm on their looking for Creative Safe Fun not a relationship

Then why does it matter if a woman says she is "retired"? If you want fun, it shouldn't matter if she works or not.

Then why does it matter if a woman says she is "retired"? If you want fun, it shouldn't matter if she works or not.


Oh I don't care, I just thought it sounded strange-lol

It does sound strange, it also sounds like a lie.

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section. :eek: :lol:

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating. :lol:

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section. :eek: :lol:

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating. :lol:

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)
:brent

Nothing but the best thoughts abt ya Allison! ;)

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section. :eek: :lol:

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating. :lol:

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)


I call that the-"BEEN WORKING ALL WEEK LONG AND NEED SOME RELAXTION" section-lol

I call that the-"BEEN WORKING ALL WEEK LONG AND NEED SOME RELAXTION" section-lol:eek2:

I once met a woman online, we had a thing going for close to a year....until I found out she was married! Sheesh!!!!! :mad:

I call that the-"BEEN WORKING ALL WEEK LONG AND NEED SOME RELAXTION" section-lol

Ah! So you've made use of this section, uh Solomon? ;)

Ah! So you've made use of this section, uh Solomon? ;)
:rofl:

Ah! So you've made use of this section, uh Solomon? ;)


Yeah but I request a NICE GIRL, no wild trashy ones

The only NICE GIRLS are right here on Sitcoms Online...all the trashy ones go elsewhere. :lol:

Craigslist isn't exactly an environment conducive to nice girls. And "casual encounters" explicitly implies trashy.

Now, this is a very broad generalization, but I'd suspect you'd have much better luck elsewhere.

The only NICE GIRLS are right here on Sitcoms Online...all the trashy ones go elsewhere. :lol:


You never know, a sweet girl maybe bored and looking for a good laugh one day and stumble across me and say-"Oh he is not a not a Freak" And then would want to get to know me

Craigslist isn't exactly an environment conducive to nice girls. And "casual encounters" explicitly implies trashy.

Now, this is a very broad generalization, but I'd suspect you'd have much better luck elsewhere.


A Nice Girl maybe curious one day and want to laugh and then be surprised at my NORMAL ad in the FEAKY section. That's my strategy

A Nice Girl maybe curious one day and want to laugh and then be surprised at my NORMAL ad in the FEAKY section. That's my strategy

Sir. You are not normal.

But in a good way. :wave:

The only NICE GIRLS are right here on Sitcoms Online...all the trashy ones go elsewhere. :lol:


Wouldn't it be easier to just go get someone off the street corner? :lol:

Wouldn't it be easier to just go get someone off the street corner? :lol:


Not really, 'm not good in determining AGES

Not really, 'm not good in determining AGES
Well...if they call you "Mister"..........or "Sonny".......you probably should "Throw them back" :lol: ;)

Well...if they call you "Mister"..........or "Sonny".......you probably should "Throw them back" :lol: ;)


Now you know that's what Mean-lol It's hard to tell if someone is 22 or 32

Wouldn't it be easier to just go get someone off the street corner? :lol:


LOL. I love that...the joke...not the actual idea of doing that for myself. :eek: :lol:

Not really, 'm not good in determining AGES

or S.T.D.'s

or S.T.D.'s


I was going to say that but I just took a jab with the street corner comment :lol:

I was going to say that but I just took a jab with the street corner comment :lol:
Great minds...;)

or S.T.D.'s


Oh Yes I am, some girls have stopped calling me because I was taking too long to have sex

You put your biz' out there, huh? LOL. You ain't afraid.

Oh Yes I am, some girls have stopped calling me because I was taking too long to have sex
Now, this can be construed in TWO WAYS. I don't think I want to know anymore. :eek: :lol:

Okay now quit! That is too funny! Never thought about it that way. LOLOLOLOL.

Now, this can be construed in TWO WAYS. I don't think I want to know anymore. :eek: :lol:

Well I thought you would know it's because I'm trying to avoid STD's-lol

Well I thought you would know it's because I'm trying to avoid STD's-lol


Heh Heh Heh!:lol:

Okay now quit! That is too funny! Never thought about it that way. LOLOLOLOL.
:lol:

Reading it, I couldn't help but think the other way. :lol:


Solomon, when online chatting/dating just be forthright abt your feelings abt sex and then see what kind of women contact you. You may be surprised. ;)

:lol:

Reading it, I couldn't help but think the other way. :lol:


Solomon, when online chatting/dating just be forthright abt your feelings abt sex and then see what kind of women contact you. You may be surprised. ;)


It kinda makes sense. LOL/;)