The Game Show
Takes place in Season 4.
(Everyone watching tv)
Tootie- Kit Kat bar!!!! The answer is Kit Kat bar!!!!
Nat- Tootie settle down. They can’t hear you remember.
Tootie- I can’t help it Nat. These people are so stupid. I can answer almost all of these questions.
Jo- Well then why don’t you just go on the show?
Tootie- (Thinks for a second) That is a great idea! Thanks Jo! (Runs upstairs and calls the tv station) Hello? Yes my 4 friends and me would like to be contestants for the show. Next week? Okay. Thank you. Bye. (Hangs up phone and runs downstairs)
Blair- (Sees Tootie) Well that was fast. I would never be caught on that show. I mean now that they are changing it and all.
Tootie- Changing it?
Jo- You were upstairs when they announcer was talking about the new last two rounds they have.
Tootie- What are the last two rounds?
Blair- Well the 2nd round is where you answer the question and if you get it wrong you get all this gunk spilled all over you. And the 3rd round is where you answer the question and if you don’t know it you have to do some weird dare.
Tootie- Oh no. (Sits down) What if I get one wrong? Oh no.
Blair- Like I said before I would never do that. I mean those dares are so dumb. I would never get my clothes dirty. The one dare they had when you were upstairs was that you had to walk through a pile of dirt and garbage. Although I do that everyday. (Looks at Jo)
Jo-(frowns)Blair, go suck a lemon.
Nat-(Giggles a little then walks over to Tootie) Don’t worry Tootie. A lot of people go on this show and they are still alive.
Tootie- I know.
Blair- Then what are you so worried about?
Tootie- Well there is one little detail I sort of forgot to tell you guys.
Nat- Uh oh. (falls into the chair)
Blair- What is it Tootie?
Jo- Yeah spill it out.
Tootie- Well when I entered me I sort of entered some other certain friends of mine.
Blair- Oh. Well what do we care?
(Everyone gives Blair a look)
Blair- Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. I am not going on that show.
Tootie- It’s too late. They already have us down.
Nat- Well I think you better call them back and cancel.
Tootie- Alright. (Walks upstairs)
Nat- (Lets out a sigh of relief) Well that was a close one.
Blair- Your telling me. Can you imagine how dumb I would look on a game show like that?
Jo- It would just be like everyday.
Blair- Turn Blue!
Jo- (Starts laughing) Don’t you know any other comebacks? If you say it anymore I think I am going to turn into a blueberry.
Nat- (Starts to laugh with Jo)
Blair- (Frowns at first then starts laughing with them)
Tootie- (Slowly walking down the stairs) Guys…
(They all stop laughing)
Nat- Uh oh.
Blair- (Does her little whine)
Jo- Don’t tell me.
Tootie- Alright I won’t.
Jo- Well what are you waiting for?! Tell us!
Tootie- They said that once you call in that you cannot cancel.
(Just then Mrs. G walks in)
MG- Hey everyone! How was your day?
(The four of them look at Mrs. G and then look at Tootie)
Tootie- (gives out a fake laugh) Oh nothing much. Ate dinner, watched TV, signed up for a game show (says that one real fast) you know usual stuff.
MG- What was the last one again?
Jo- Big mouth here called that dumb game show and said we wanted to all be on it. Now we can’t cancel.
MG- Oh dear. Well actually it might be fun. I am sure you guys will do great.
Tootie- One other little thing…I signed all of us up. That means you too Mrs. Garret.
MG- What?!
Nat- Look at it this way Mrs. Garret…(puts an arm around Mrs. G) it actually might be fun.
MG- (Frowns)

Well what do you think so far? Oh can you guys send me some good trivia questions to put in it. Thanks.

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Sorry I took so long. I was in Ohio.
**A Few Days Later**
Jo- (Looking at a trivia book) Okay who was in the T.V. movie Poison Ivy?
Blair- Um…Michael J. Fox and…and…
Jo- Come on Blair this is easy.
Blair- Oh I don’t know.
Jo- Nancy McKeon. I can’t believe you didn’t know that.
Blair- Well why don’t I start quizzing you Miss Know it all?
Jo- Alright. (Shoves the book into her stomach)
Blair-(Frowns at Jo then flips to a page and smiles) What president is on a one hundred dollar bill? Oh sorry. I forgot you probably have never seen one.
Jo- (Mad look on her face) For your information I have.
Blair- Well?
Jo- Ben Franklin.
Blair- Okay so maybe you have seen one.
Jo- (Smiles)
(Tootie and Nat come walking in)
Tootie- (Has a trivia book in her hands) Come on Nat Mrs. Garret could even get this question.
Nat- Tootie…think about this. This question is about the 1930’s. Do you really think that Mrs. Garret wouldn’t know this question?
Tootie- (Rolls her eyes and walks over to her bed and drops) I think my head is going to burst.
Jo- Well if it does I call your brain. I need some extra knowledge.
Blair- You don’t have any knowledge to begin with.
Jo- (Smiles) Come here Blair.
Blair- (Swallows and Walks up to Jo)
Jo- (Frowns and holds up her fist) See this. How would you like me to introduce this to your face?
Blair- (Steps back) I’ll take a rain check. My face isn’t very social. (Does a scared laugh)
Jo- (Puts her fist down) That’s what I thought.
Nat- Easy you two. We have more important things to do.
Tootie- Yeah. We are going to go on a game show in two days. (Shocks herself) TWO DAYS!!!
Jo- (Rolls her eyes)
Blair- Relax Tootie.
Nat- (Puts an arm around Tootie) Why don’t you take a nice hot shower and then a nice long nap.
Tootie-(Still in shock with her eyes bulging out and is frozen nods her head a little in agreement)
Nat- (Helping her to the bathroom) That’s a girl.(Looks over at Jo and Blair) Guys a little help here.
(Jo and Blair get up and help get Tootie into the bathroom then shut the door)
Jo- She is really tense.
Nat- Oh she will be fine.
(From the bathroom)
Tootie- TWO DAYS!!!!!!!!!
Nat- (Clasps her hands together) So any of you guys up for a game of Trivial Pursuit?
Blair- I guess. We need all the practice we can get. I’ll go get Mrs. Garret. (Walks out of the room)
Nat- You coming Jo?
Jo- Well I think I will stay up here in case Tootie realizes that it is actually one day till the game show.
Nat- (Laughs a little) Good idea.

I'll post more really soon.

**The Next Day**
Tootie- (Still sleeping) One day…one day…ONE DAY! (Sits up real fast) Wow. What a nightmare. (Looks around to see that no one is in their beds. She decides to walk downstairs to get some breakfast)
MG- Good morning Tootie. How are you feeling?
Tootie- Huh?
Jo- Well last night you went into a state of shock after you realized that there were two days left till the game show.
Tootie- Oh no it wasn’t a dream.
Nat- Tootie I hate to break it to you but not only is this reality but the game show is tonight. You miscounted. Yesterday there was only one day not two.
Tootie- (Puts her hand up to her forehead and faints)
Blair- (Walks in just in time to catch Tootie) This is really serious. Why is she so nervous?
MG- I don’t know. I just don’t know.
(They all walk into the living room and lay Tootie on the couch)
Nat- Mrs. Garret this is getting serious. Today is the day of the game show and Tootie is worse than yesterday.
Blair- We got to replace her.
MG- I don’t know. It doesn’t seem right.
Jo- Mrs. G does have a point. I mean we can’t just ditch Tootie. It just isn’t that easy. I say we try and cure her fears of stage fright. I mean she wants to be an actress and has been in millions of school plays but she is so scared to go on a game show. There has to be a reason she is so nervous.
Blair- Well if there is a reason I can’t think of it.
Jo- Thank g-d.
Blair- And what is that supposed to mean?
Jo- Well I was hoping you wouldn’t be able to think of anything. I don’t think I can take any more of your brilliant ideas. (says it the way Blair does)
Blair- (Frowns)
Nat- Guys hush up for a second.
Jo- (has an angry look on her face) Excuse me?
Nat- I got it! (Sits there and smiles)
Jo- The game show is tonight Nat. We don’t have time to have a party for ya so would you just hurry up and tell us!
Nat- Okay okay. Well first of all Tootie has been doing school plays. Now who comes to these school plays?
Jo- People who don’t have lives.
Nat- Wrong! People Tootie knows. So all we got to do is make sure that the people in the audience are all people that she knows.
Blair- Nat we can’t buy tickets for Tootie to have a family reunion.
MG- Wait Blair. I think Natalie has a light bulb above her head.
Nat- Thank you Mrs. Garret. Now all we got to do is introduce Tootie to everyone in the audience.
Jo- I think Nat’s light bulb just burnt out.
Nat- It is the only solution.
Blair- Well sure when we introduce her she may know their names but that’s it.
MG- I have to agree with them Natalie. I don’t think it will work.
Nat- You guys got any better ideas? Perhaps we can replace her would any of you guys like to tell her?
Jo- All right, all right I’m in.
Blair- Count me in too.
MG- I don’t think it will work but okay.

I'll post more tomorrow. Please reply.

Originally posted by jofan4life:
Jo- I think Nat’s light bulb just burnt out.


LOL I loved that. Post more soon!

**At the Game Show**
(Nat is walking with Tootie. Jo and Blair are in the dressing rooms and Mrs. G is talking to the host)
Nat- (Sees the people starting to come in) Okay Tootie let’s go.
Tootie- (Walking around shaking peoples hands) Hi how are you…Hi! So nice to see you…I am on the show today…Are you related to Mrs. Smith…Oh how nice…Hello my names Tootie…Mr. Kent! How are you?
Nat- Well I think that is everyone. How do you feel?
Tootie- Actually I feel better. Let’s go into our PRIVATE dressing room now. (Says with a huge grin on her face)
Nat- (Rolls her eyes and laughs) Okay. Let’s go.
**Jo and Blair’s dressing room**
Blair- (Lipstick in her hand) Come on Jo. Trust me you will look great.
Jo- You put that crap anywhere near me you are going to need a lot of make up!
Blair- (Puts the lipstick down real fast)
Jeanie- (Opens the door) Hello all! I am Jeanie. I am here to do your make up. (Starts to giggle and flip her hair)
Jo- (Slaps her hand on her forehead) Oh no. I am surrounded by idiots.
Blair- (Gives Jo a frown then looks over at Jeanie and smiles) Jeanie…(Puts an arm around her and smiles) I think I have got this under control…the two girls next door might need some make up (smiles)
Jeanie- (Gives a sad pouting look on her face) But I wanted to put make up on you guys…alright I can see when I am not wanted…(opens the door and is about to walk out but turns around and says) Oh and by the way you are wearing too much make up blonde.
Jo- (Laughs a little) I guess she put you in your place Blair. (Starts laughing harder)
Blair- Jo come here…(Jo walks up to her. Blair quickly grabs some lipstick and smears it across her face)
Jo- Why you little…(Sees some oil that the janitor left after he fixed the sink and pours in Blair’s hair)
Blair- (Screams) My hair! This is never going to come out.
Jo- (Looking at Blair’s hair in shock) Uh oh. (Starts to giggle) Blair I think you better look in the mirror.
Blair- (Looks in the mirror and screams) It’s…It’s…BLACK! Oh no. What am I going to do? Black is not my color. Oh my…
Jo- (Taps Blair on the shoulder and points to the shower and smiles)
Blair- (Smiles) Thanks.
Jo- Don’t mention it.
Blair- (Grabs a towel and walks into the shower room)
**On the stage**
Host- So tell me Edna…are you married?
MG- Nope.
Host- Are you doing anything around 6 tomorrow night?
MG- Well I usually take the girls out for dinner but I am sure they will manage. (Smiles at him)
Host- Oh in case you didn’t know my name is Theodore…But you can call me Teddy Bear.
MG- (Puts a hand in her hair) Oh my. (Laughs a stupid laugh)
CM- Okay ten minutes till show time.
(The four girls come running out)
Tootie- Oh I am so excited. Aren’t you Natalie? Natalie? Nat?! Uh oh.
Nat- (Staring out into the audience) Ten minutes…all those people…ten minutes…
Tootie- (Taps Jo and Blair on the shoulder and signal them to look at Nat) Guys…We are in trouble (Says it the way she always says it)
I got to go do my homework. I will write more when I am done.

Blair- Oh no. I think I am seeing my life flashing before my eyes.
Tootie- Okay let’s just relax and think. Who says that Nat even has to answer any questions or do any dares?
Jo- Oh come on Tootie. We can’t just leave her there staring. Look at her. (They all look at Nat)
Nat- (Staring into space) Fi…fi…five minutes…
Blair- Tootie she’s right.
Tootie- Maybe we should go get Mrs. Garret.
Blair- Good idea.
(Tootie walks over to Mrs. G)
MG- (Laughing and talking to Teddy Bear) Oh Teddy you are so adorable.
Tootie- (Giving Mrs. G a look of sickness) Mrs. Garret we got a problem.
MG- (Still looking at Teddy Bear with a smile) Tootie can’t it wait till later.
Tootie- Uh…I don’t think so.
MG- Can you excuse me Teddy Bear?
TB- Sure.
MG- (Now looking at Tootie) What’s wrong?
Tootie- Natalie has stage fright. She won’t move or respond to anyone.
MG- (Slaps her hand up to her cheek) Oh dear. (Walks over to the set with Tootie)
Jo- Nat? Come on Natalie. There is nothing to be afraid of. Well I guess there is only one solution. (Puts her hand into a fist and is about to give Nat a punch)
MG- Jo!!! (Grabs Jo’s fist and forces it down) Have you gone crazy?
Jo- Well what else are we supposed to do?
MG- (Thinking) Well I guess we have no choice but to take her off the stage. I don’t think we can do anything now.
Tootie- Here I’ll take her off. (Grabs Nat by the arm) Come on Nat…(Walks off the stage)
Nat- four minutes…
Tootie- (Puts Natalie in a chair) Come on Nat. Just snap out of it. (Gives her a little slap in the face)
Nat- (Looks at Tootie with an angry look with her hand on her cheek) Why in the world did you do that?!
Tootie- (Lets out a sigh of relief) You went into stage fright shock. Can you do the show?
Nat-Of course I can. I am as calm as the ocean.
Tootie- Nat…there are waves out there turning over boats. No one is even allowed on the beach.
Nat- (Laughs a little) Well I can handle it. Trust me.
CM- Two minutes till showtime!
Tootie- Come on lets go.
(They walk onto the stage)
CM- One minute till showtime!
Jo- Wow what did you do to calm her down?
Tootie- I hit her.
Jo- (Looks over at Mrs. G) See I told you that was the only solution.
MG- (Blushes of embarrassment)
CM- And we are on in five four (holds up three fingers then two then one and then puts his hand down)
All five- (Looking at each other and smiling)
(While the host or Teddy Bear is talking the five of them are whispering to each other)
Jo- (Whispers to Blair) Poison Ivy Nancy McKeon and Michael J. Fox.
Blair- (Looks at her with a frown) Turn blue.
Nat- You okay Tootie?
Tootie- I’m okay. But my stomach isn’t. (Holds her stomach and gives a sour look)
MG- (Staring at Teddy Bear) Isn’t he wonderful?
Jo- (Looks over at Mrs. G and rolls her eyes)
TB- Well now it’s time to meet the contestants…
Nat- Good luck you guys.

Well I finally am getting to the game show. lol I should have more tomorrow. Post your responses!

TB- Our contestants for today are the blue team made up of Matt, Terry, Chris, and Maggie. (Audience Cheers) and on the red team are Edna (winks at her), Jo, Blair, Tootie, and Natalie. (Audience cheers) (Teddy talks to the blue team and then walks over to the five of them and starts to ask some questions) Now Edna I understand that you own your own store?
MG- (Smiles) That’s right. It is called Edna’s Edibles…
Nat- (Interupts Mrs. G) That’s Edna’s Edibles at 328 Verona St. Peekskill New York. It is open from 8am to 9pm so come on down and…
Tootie- (Elbows Nat)
Nat- Ow! What is up with you today? (Looks out at the audience who is just sitting there staring at them) Oh. (gives a weak laugh and blushes) Sorry.
TB- As I was saying I hear that you four lovely women work at this store, too.
Jo- Yup. Oh and Blair does, too. (Audience laughs along with Nat, Tootie, and Mrs. G)
Blair- Well we don’t even want to get into her. You wouldn’t believe what she wears. You know that when we first met Nat down there almost asked her to the fall dance. (Audience laughs again)
Jo- Yeah well I could think of a million things to say about Blair but I don’t think that the audience out there watching this on TV would want to go deaf because of all that bleeping out. (Looks over at Blair and gives a smile)
(Blair and Jo keep arguing for another five minutes. The audience is now laughing harder then ever because of Jo and Blair’s bickering)
TB- (Laughs a little) Well we have to take a commercial break. When we come back these two teams will duel it out in a huge trivial contest.
CM- And we are off!
TB- (Walks over to Jo and Blair) You girls are hilarious. You should make your own TV show.
(Suddenly the president of the station comes out)
Prez- You girls are great. The ratings are higher then they ever have been. We want you two for a comedy hour.
Jo- Really?!
Blair- You mean like Sonny and Cher?
Jo- Without the marriage part.
Prez- (Laughs a little) That’s right. What do ya say?
Blair- We would…
Jo- (Covers Blair’s mouth) We have to think about it.
Prez- Okay. Please think fast. (Walks away)
Blair- Think about it?! Come on Jo!
Jo- Blair are you sure you want to try this?
Blair- Positive.
Jo- Well what about those two. (They both look over at Nat and Tootie)
Nat- Go for it you guys.
Tootie- (Sad look on her face) Yeah go for it.
Jo- Aw Tootie come on. (Puts an arm around her) Don’t forget that shows have guest stars. (Smiles)
Tootie- (Huge Smile) Really?! (Hugs Jo) Thanks Jo!
MG- This is so exciting.
CM- And we are back on in…
Jo- Oh geeze I forgot about this.
TB- And we are back with the red team and the blue team. Now it is time for the trivial showdown. Are you teams ready?
(Both teams nod and say yes)
**Later on in the game**
TB- Well the red team is in the lead. <BUZZER> Oh and that sound means it is the end of round one. Which means that the red team is going to be going on to round two also known as the messy round.
Blair- (Whimpers)
TB- Sorry blue team. But we have some great prizes for you back stage.
TB- Now we have to take a short break but we will be back with Edna (says it with a smile), Jo, Blair, Nat, and Tootie.

As for me I have to take a short break too. Hope you like it so far. I didn’t want to show round one cuz I didn’t want it too long. Well please post what you think so far. I will write more asap.

haha wicked funny, please post more soon!

Ha-Ha-Ha! Loved it! One of my favorites!

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This is GREAT!!!

Sorry I took so long I have just been really busy. Well here is some more. If anyone has any suggestions e-mail them to me.

TB- And we are back with Edna, Jo, Blair, Nat, and Tootie.
Tootie- (Whispers) He always says my name last. (Pouty look on her face)
Nat- (Rolls her eyes)
TB- Now there is something new we wanted to try on the show today.
Nat- Uh oh.
Blair- (Whimpers)
Jo- (Looks at Blair and sighs)
TB- Now here is what we are going to do. Now Edna come up here sweetie.
Jo- (Whispers to others) Sweetie?
TB- Now Edna I want you to pick a card. Now show to the audience but don’t look at it. Now would you guys like to keep this card? Audience help them out with this. (All yelling keep it)
MG- I guess we’ll keep it.
TB- Okay now if this card has a diamond on it you can skip round 2 but if you get the circle you don’t get any trivia this round and hafta do the messy stuff. Are you ready?
(The five of them nod there heads)
TB- Okay and it is a (a drum roll plays)
Jo- (Yells to the drum player and takes his sticks) You hit that drum one more time these sticks are going to go up your nose and through your ears.(The studio is silent for a moment) Well get on with it what’s the card?
TB- (Clears his throat) Oh yes of course the card is a…Well it seems to be a square.
MG- (Starts jumping up and down excitedly) Oh a square! We got a square! (Stops jumping and has a confused look on her face) What’s a square?
Tootie- Well it is a shape with four sides and…
Jo-(Rolls her eyes) Would you hush up.
Blair- Um excuse me sir is a square good or bad?
TB- Well… it means that you skip round 2…
Jo- (Looks up to the ceiling and whispers) Thanks.
TB- But…
Nat- Oh boy.
Jo-(Looks up again and frowns) For nothing
TB- But… the third round is going to be much longer.
Blair- (Does her little laugh) Would the third round by any chance be a messy round?
TB- Nope….
Blair- (Lets out a sigh of relief and smiles)
TB- It’s the sticky round. (Smiles)
Blair- (Whimpers)
TB- Well we have to take a commercial break. We’ll be back after these messages.

That was great. You have a lot of great quotes, epscially the Blair and Jo moments. I did have one concern. don't people usually have to try out for a game show, like taking a test, before actually getting selected.

But nonetheless it was a great scribt!

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Katherine

kfoard~ Thanks for your reply.The story isn't over yet though lol. I think you might be right about the game show tests and stuff.Too late now though. Thanks again for your response!

Hey, it's a sitcom story. Sitcom characters always get on the game shows without really trying http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Once again, I like this one a lot because it's a nice change of pace with some great comedy. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

Ok I am really stumped and I hate to just abandon it so would anyone else like to finish it?

i think it is very very good i think u should finish it i love ur Blair and Jo moments they r the best!!!!!!!!

Well since you insist lol. I'll try and finish it soon. If anyone has any ideas please send them to me at lilmarshydude4e@yahoo.com

Yeah, come on, you can't stop just before you get to the sticky round! I'm sure it'll come to you eventually.

Yeah, u can't stop now, just like TVaddict said.

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Jo: So things change. You're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Tootie: They're so perfect for each other!
Jo: Yeah, she makes peoples sick and he cures them.
Blair: The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. The Moon. Emily Dickinson.
Jo: It’s freezing. Jo Polniaczek

TB- And we are back. Now Edna, Blair, Jo, Natalie,Tootie? (All of them paying attention to Teddy Bear) TB- Are you guys ready to get sticky?! Edna-Yes! Jo- Yeah sure why not Tootie- Yup Nat- Uh huh Blair-NO!!!! Jo- Blair! Don’t mind her that hair dye did sumtin to her brain. TB- Alrighty then!!! Let’s get sticky!!!!!! (Audience cheers) Now here is the rules… I ask you four a question and if you know it you get a prize and if you don’t you have to do a sticky dare. So let’s get started. Okay…what is the odds that something will happen according to the odds? (Has a huge smile on his face)
Nat- Sticky dare here we come Blair-Oh my Jo- what is this? Jeopardy? Looks like we are going to take the sticky dare.

I know this isn't much but my computer is screwing up. Sorry about the spacing too.

whoa i didn't know it looked like sorry again.

Whoa!! Great story....you can't stop now!! A good triva question would be the one about Poision Ivy that Jo kept reminding Blair of...well, TB asked Blair that questions...and of course, she gets it wrong!! Then jo and blair get into this big 30 minute fight, so from out of the hair, they both "get sticky" kinda like those Gak momements on NIck...se where i'm going?! Your a relaly good writer!! this is really good....don't stop!!

this is awesome!

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Jo: So things change. You're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Tootie: They're so perfect for each other!
Jo: Yeah, she makes peoples sick and he cures them.
Blair: The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago. And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. The Moon. Emily Dickinson.
Jo: It’s freezing. Jo Polniaczek

Well here's some more. Oh and JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo thanks for the idea I will use it in my next post. Except a tad bit different.
TB- Alrighty then! ( has a big grin on his face) Let’s ask my co-host what we hafta do.
<A curtain opens and there is a bunch of tubs and containers and boxes filled with slime and in between them stood Jeanie (the girl who Blair and Jo almost got their make-up done by)>
Blair- Dear lord we’re done for.
Jeanie- (Has a big almost evil smile on her face) Well Teddy I just had an idea pop into mind…
Jo- Better put that in the Blondie Book of Records.
Jeanie- What if we let the audience decide? (Smile now looks completely evil)
Audience- (All screaming different things)
TB- Well why don’t we ask this young lady? (Turns out to be Boots)
Boots- Well I think that Jo should dump every container of slime out there on…(Smiles) Warnsy! In one minute!
TB- Alrighty then! Well Jo you know what to do! (Grins)
Jo- (HUGE grin on her face) I sure do! Well “Warnsy” revenge is sweet!!!
TB- On your mark, get set, go!!!!!
Jo- (As fast as she can grabs about three small containers and dumps them on Blair’s head. Then she takes all the big ones and drags them over to Blair. She stops for a second then smiles. She then pushes Blair in one of the tubs of slime then takes the other ones and dumps them right on top of her.)
<BUZZZZ>
TB- And she did it ladies and gentlemen. In less then 30 seconds.
Jo- You have no idea how long I waited to do something like that.
Blair- Jo…
Jo- Hm?
Blair- Why don’t ya come on in the slime is to die for. (She grabs Jo and knocks her into the tub)
Jo- Blair!!!!!!!!
TB- We will be right back after these messages!
Well I am finally unblocked!!!!!! Hope you like it. It isn’t done yet though!

this is really good!! i hope you finish it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

r ya gonna post more?

Yeah I am. But first I gotta think of more. But don't worry I am not going to leave u people hangin. If anyone has any ideas pleez tell me!

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Quotes said by Jo (my fav character)
Your born You move on You die
Thats life
There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shovin
I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way
You're so stupid you couldnt spell IQ
I hate teaching people how to drive;they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them
Here's to all who wish me well and all the rest can go to...
Jersey

Did ya ever thing of having them go attend a tapingof TPiR, only to wind up having Blair, Jo, NAt, and Tootie playing against each other (would half to be set in season 9 or beyond due to the age rule TPiR has. Tootie didn;'t turn 18 til Season 9.

this isd really good please post more soon!

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Please post some more soon this is the best one i ever read!! Please do not leave it as you can see many many many people like it and i'm one of them. I would be very unhappy if you leave this fan-fic.

Well this is it. Hope you like it.
(During Commercial Break)
<Jo and Blair are sliding all over in the tub>
Jo- Blair when I get out of this mess I am going to rearrange your face!
Blair- Maybe you should rearrange yours first. I think you would look much better with a smaller nose.(Shifts away from Jo a little but then begins to laugh after seeing Jo sliding all over the place)
Jo- (Starts to smile a little) What’s so funny?
Blair- (Now hysterically laughing) You should see yourself!
Jo- (Laughing along with Blair) Well you should have seen your face when I pushed you in the tub. (Finally stands up and gives Blair a hand) Here let me help ya up?
Blair- (Gives Jo her hand)
CM- And we are back in…
Jo- Oh jeeze (Lets go of Blair’s hand and Blair falls back in the tub of slime)
Blair- (Gets out of the tub with a bit of struggle) Thanks for the help Jo
Jo- Huh? (Looks at Blair) Oh sorry (Starts to laugh again)
TB- And we are back with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…
Blair- This guy isn’t as dumb as I thought
TB- Edna, and Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie
MG- I agree with Blair (Giggles)
TB- Well we are going to try to make a little deal with you girls alright?
(They all nod in agreement)
TB- If you answer this question correctly you will win half a million dollars but if you get it wrong we make round 2 a little bit harder.
Tootie- (Leans over to her friends and whispers) I’ve seen this part of the show before. I say we make the bet.
Nat- Well you’re the expert so I guess I will go with making the bet.
MG- Me too.
Blair- When money is involved then definitely make the bet.
Jo- (Thinking)
(Everyone looks at Jo)
Jo- Aw what the heck. (Looks at TB) Let’s go for it.
(Everyone smiles)
TB- Alright and the question is a True or False question. If the answer is true then its true but if it is false then you hafta give the correct statement. And the question is True or False Nancy McKean and Micheal J. Fox starred it the movie Poison Ivy?
Blair- True! True! True!!!!
Jo- (Thinking) FALSE!!!!
Blair- huh?
Jo- False!
TB- Need a final answer.
Jo- Do you think I am yelling false for the heck of it?!
Blair- JO!
Jo- Blair trust me.
TB- Is false your final answer?
Jo- Yes it is
TB- And false is correct!!!! now can you tell me the true statement?
Jo- It is Nancy MCKEON not Mckean.
TB- That is correct! (Audience cheers)
(Nat Tootie Blair and Mrs. G all look at Jo in shock)
Blair- How did you figure that one out.
Jo- Well me and her are sorta close. (Smiles)
TB- Well you guys just won yourself half a million dollars. (Buzzer) And that buzz means that we are out of time for today. Would you girls like to comeback next week for a chance to win 1 million smackers?!
Blair- Only 1 million?!
Jo- (Rolls her eyes) Blair maybe you should go to the Who Wants to Be a Billionaire show next door. That might be at your level.
Nat- I say we go for it.
Tootie- Me too.
Jo- Are you guys nuts?! You know what you two put us through?
MG- I hafta agree with Jo on this one. I think we should just stick with half a million.
Blair- (Shrugs her shoulders) Either way I’m rich.
Jo- (Grabs a bucket of slime from underneath the table and dumps it on Blair)
Blair- (Screams) JO!!!!!!!
Jo- You always have looked good in green.
(Everyone laughs)
TB- Well looks like we are going to need some new contestants for next week. Wait we have just had a phone call and next weeks contestants will be Arnold Willis Kimberly and Mr. Drummond. See you next week everyone!
CM- And we are off!
Prez- (comes running up to Jo and Blair) Well what is your decision?
Jo- Well I guess we’ll…
Blair- Hafta turn you down
Jo- What?!
Blair- Well it is obvious that I am going to turn out being Sonny and you being Cher. Not based on Beauty of course.
Jo- Of course. I mean Sonny looks much better than you do.
Prez- You girls must be nuts. Do you know how much money you could make?! Millions!
Jo- That’s it?! Ha! Blair makes more than that already.
Blair- (Smiles)
MG- So are you girls ready to go?
Jo- Definitely
Blair- Yes.
Tootie- You guys turned down an offer like that?!
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Jo- Tootie what’s the big deal?
Tootie- You guys would be famous! I would have done it
Jo- Oh yeah right. I do recall a certain person having a little bit of stage fright.
Nat- Ding Ding Ding Fights over Jo and Blair win. Now can we go home?
MG- Alright girls lets go!
(The four of them get in Mrs. G’s car and they drive home)
THE END
Well I finally finished lol. Please tell me what you think. Now to start working on Guardian Angel.




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Marsh~Mallow
Quotes said by Jo (my fav character)
Your born You move on You die
Thats life
There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shovin
I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way
You're so stupid you couldnt spell IQ
I hate teaching people how to drive;they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them
Here's to all who wish me well and all the rest can go to...
Jersey

Oh i really liked it!! It wasn't rushed and that made it good! What is your new fan fic. about?

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Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped

Jo: So things change, you're born, ya move on, ya die, that's life.
Blair: Don't get too mushy on us!

I definitely enjoyed it. Had the same type of humor as an actual episode so it was easy to picture it all happening. Good job.

Originally posted by jofan4life:
Well this is it. Hope you like it.
(During Commercial Break)
<Jo and Blair are sliding all over in the tub>
Jo- Blair when I get out of this mess I am going to rearrange your face!
Blair- Maybe you should rearrange yours first. I think you would look much better with a smaller nose.(Shifts away from Jo a

little but then begins to laugh after seeing Jo sliding all over the place)
Jo- (Starts to smile a little) What’s so funny?
Blair- (Now hysterically laughing) You should see yourself!
Jo- (Laughing along with Blair) Well you should have seen your face when I pushed you in the tub. (Finally stands up and gives Blair a hand) Here let me help ya up?
Blair- (Gives Jo her hand)
CM- And we are back in…
Jo- Oh jeeze (Lets go of Blair’s hand and Blair falls back in the tub of slime)
Blair- (Gets out of the tub with a bit of struggle) Thanks for the help Jo
Jo- Huh? (Looks at Blair) Oh sorry (Starts to laugh again)
TB- And we are back with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen…
Blair- This guy isn’t as dumb as I thought
TB- Edna, and Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie
MG- I agree with Blair (Giggles)
TB- Well we are going to try to make a little deal with you girls alright?
(They all nod in agreement)
TB- If you answer this question correctly you will win half a million dollars but if you get it wrong we make round 2 a little bit harder.
Tootie- (Leans over to her friends and whispers) I’ve seen this part of the show before. I say we make the bet.
Nat- Well you’re the expert so I guess I will go with making the bet.
MG- Me too.
Blair- When money is involved then definitely make the bet.
Jo- (Thinking)
(Everyone looks at Jo)
Jo- Aw what the heck. (Looks at TB) Let’s go for it.
(Everyone smiles)
TB- Alright and the question is a True or False question. If the answer is true then its true but if it is false then you hafta give the correct statement. And the question is True or False Nancy McKean and Micheal J. Fox starred it the movie Poison Ivy?
Blair- True! True! True!!!!
Jo- (Thinking) FALSE!!!!
Blair- huh?
Jo- False!
TB- Need a final answer.
Jo- Do you think I am yelling false for the heck of it?!
Blair- JO!
Jo- Blair trust me.
TB- Is false your final answer?
Jo- Yes it is
TB- And false is correct!!!! now can you tell me the true statement?
Jo- It is Nancy MCKEON not Mckean.
TB- That is correct! (Audience cheers)
(Nat Tootie Blair and Mrs. G all look at Jo in shock)
Blair- How did you figure that one out.
Jo- Well me and her are sorta close. (Smiles)
TB- Well you guys just won yourself half a million dollars. (Buzzer) And that buzz means that we are out of time for today. Would you girls like to comeback next week for a chance to win 1 million smackers?!
Blair- Only 1 million?!
Jo- (Rolls her eyes) Blair maybe you should go to the Who Wants to Be a Billionaire show next door. That might be at your level.
Nat- I say we go for it.
Tootie- Me too.
Jo- Are you guys nuts?! You know what you two put us through?
MG- I hafta agree with Jo on this one. I think we should just stick with half a million.
Blair- (Shrugs her shoulders) Either way I’m rich.
Jo- (Grabs a bucket of slime from underneath the table and dumps it on Blair)
Blair- (Screams) JO!!!!!!!
Jo- You always have looked good in green.
(Everyone laughs)
TB- Well looks like we are going to need some new contestants for next week. Wait we have just had a phone call and next weeks contestants will be Arnold Willis Kimberly and Mr. Drummond. See you next week everyone!
CM- And we are off!
Prez- (comes running up to Jo and Blair) Well what is your decision?
Jo- Well I guess we’ll…
Blair- Hafta turn you down
Jo- What?!
Blair- Well it is obvious that I am going to turn out being Sonny and you being Cher. Not based on Beauty of course.
Jo- Of course. I mean Sonny looks much better than you do.
Prez- You girls must be nuts. Do you know how much money you could make?! Millions!
Jo- That’s it?! Ha! Blair makes more than that already.
Blair- (Smiles)
MG- So are you girls ready to go?
Jo- Definitely
Blair- Yes.
Tootie- You guys turned down an offer like that?!
Blair- Yeah. Why?
Jo- Tootie what’s the big deal?
Tootie- You guys would be famous! I would have done it
Jo- Oh yeah right. I do recall a certain person having a little bit of stage fright.
Nat- Ding Ding Ding Fights over Jo and Blair win. Now can we go home?
MG- Alright girls lets go!
(The four of them get in Mrs. G’s car and they drive home)
THE END
Well I finally finished lol. Please tell me what you think. Now to start working on Guardian Angel.


LOL!!! Nancy McKeon and Jo are closeLOL I thought that part was funny!! Because they're the same person!!!! LOL