View Full Version : A really funny fan fiction (trust me, its be me And Nancy McKeon Rox, please r+r
NancyJoJinny 06-07-2001, 10:04 PM Title http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifrunk... Again
Season.... 9
Jo: *stumbles into the living room and bumps into bev* Sssssorry hun!
Bev: *smells alcohol on Jos breath* Your drunk??? Oh Jo! Thats so not like you!
Blair: *who is sitting on couch* Jo, you feelin ok there?
Jo: Hush! Evil piggy like one!
Do not annoy the almighty Bob Quenn of I!
Blair: WHat!?!? How dare you call me a piggy like one!?
Jo: LALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA!
Bev: Jo! Sit!
Jo: *bows* Yes o Queen! MWAHAHAHA!
Bev: O boy.
Jo: Poop.
Blair: Oh boy.
Jo: Qwerty.
Your turn!
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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.
Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!
CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.
Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.
Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?
~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
ISmellFine 06-07-2001, 10:11 PM LMAO NancyJoJinny!!!!!!!
Blair: Don't call me a pig.
Jo: Pig. *makes that funny pig sund with her nose*
Bev: Jo!
Jo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Nat: You're acting weird, what't the matter with you?
Jo: Nothing, *gasps* O Queen of Mud Rolling!
Tootie: Mud rolling?
Jo: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. That be what I said.
Blair: Jo stop!
Bev: Blair, she's drunk!!!
Blair: But I always though she was drunk!
Nat: What's hat supposed to mean?
Blair: She always acts weird!
Your turn!!!!
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~*~*NMRox*~*~
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].
Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?
Jinny: You're a peach.
Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"
Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!
Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com
Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)
callmetootie 06-07-2001, 10:11 PM If there was a Fan Fic award, you would take home everthing, in the worst FanFic category. Sorry, but it's not funny.
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Andrew Carden
NancyJoJinny 06-07-2001, 10:26 PM Hey Andrew, hun, go away you stupid ****.
Jo: Im a sha wawawawawawawawawawa
Nat: How much exactly did you drink?
Jo: About theven thilver patrons, and thix beers, and a vodka martini, did i mith anything?
Blair: No, thats about it.
Jo: Mwa mwa mwa mwa, mwa mw mwa mwa hAAAAAAA!
Tootie: I cant believe this, Jothis is sooooooo, not like you.
Jo: I know it aint Nat.
Tootie: Dont call me Nat! Im not fat!
Nat: *dramatic voice* How ruuuude!
*storms upstaris*
Jo: *gasps* You mean weiner!
Tootie: Did u just call me a weiner.
Jo: Yuplesy dooley woodles.
Your turn
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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.
Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!
CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.
Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.
Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home!
Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us?
~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
ISmellFine 06-07-2001, 10:30 PM Blair: What did you just say?
Jo: You heard me.
Blair: Whatever...
**Rick knocks on the door and walks in**
Rick: Hey Jo!
Jo: Hiyaz!!!
Rick: What's got into you?
Tootie: She's drunk.
Rick: That's great.
Jo: Hehehe. I know.
Ugh... g2g...
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~*~*NMRox*~*~
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].
Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?
Jinny: You're a peach.
Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"
Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!
Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com
Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 06-08-2001, 12:20 AM Hey that's actually funny...i could picture her doing it...like when she gets in a hyper mood or something!! but i think when people ask other people to finish stories...it's pointless, cause no one wants to end it...if you write one...write it out on yoru own!! finsih this one! it's funny...and cute. the part where jo goes "poop" went a little far...but other than though, i cracked a smile http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
BlairandJo 06-08-2001, 12:56 AM more more
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There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving
-Jo
****
Cap:Did'nt you ever have
a dog when you were growing up.
Jinny:I had a plant once,
Did'nt make it.
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Never know till you try
-My Quote
BlairW_1 06-08-2001, 05:47 PM Is there going to be asparaguses (sp? I'm still cracking up) in this one? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
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My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone.
If you have two legs, run; if you have one leg, hop; if you have no legs, fly.
~*Danielle*~
Teddys_Angel_Jinny 06-08-2001, 06:01 PM Looooved The Division one so I'm suuuure I'll lllloooove this one!
Dana-- WHen you said "Andrew, hun" I got a mental image of Mary Cherry saying "Nic, hun." I've cmopletely lost my mind! Itz great tho!
sambino5 06-08-2001, 07:39 PM This is very funny it rules keep on posting no matter what people think of it
WildChildJinny 06-09-2001, 05:39 PM Originally posted by callmetootie:
If there was a Fan Fic award, you would take home everthing, in the worst FanFic category. Sorry, but it's not funny.
OMG! OK do you ever have anything positive to say Andrew? Even though I'm not writing this fan-fic I think that what you said was uncalled for. If you don't like a fan-fic don't say anything just stop reading it!
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~<3~Caitlin~<3~
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Jo On Hefself:
" You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. "
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One Of Jinny's Many Quotes:
" Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? "
ISmellFine 06-09-2001, 09:31 PM Originally posted by WildChildJinny:
OMG! OK do you ever have anything positive to say Andrew? Even though I'm not writing this fan-fic I think that what you said was uncalled for. If you don't like a fan-fic don't say anything just stop reading it!
Thank you!!! Finally, some positive attitudes!!!!!!!
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~*~*NMRox*~*~
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest].
Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun,
any questions!?
Jinny: You're a peach.
Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me.
C.D.: Why?
Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should
look and act like.
C.D.: Did she tell you that?
Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression
when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?"
Magda: What is that?
Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful
Captian's idea.
Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book.
Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand!
Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort.
Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop.
Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary.
Angela: Did you see his face?
Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him.
Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)
cArA hAtEs aLL 06-11-2001, 03:12 AM I always get my screen names blocked because I say evil things hahahahahaha so I keep makin new ones hahahahha now that I got that outta my system.......all of them moderaters like "Andrew" don't like when people try to be funny they get all mean and stuff ewwwww all they like is dramalike stiff and it gets on my nerves ewwwwwwwww I made a funny fan fic that had da fish head song in it and it was about an evil chip eating dog and they Locked it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif Cara is sad http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I got bored from sleepin at 3:00am so i decided to come on da puter hehehhehehe woah I need sleeeeeep!!!!
ILuvJo&Blair 06-14-2001, 08:26 PM This is cool http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Keep going.
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 06-24-2001, 12:56 PM this gonna get finished?
Joanna Marie_1 06-28-2001, 02:43 AM ok first of all 4 people who dont know who Dana and Kayley(the peeps that are writing this)are u hafta know one thang.....they have lost their damn minds.....the lost em o i dont know prolly a couple of months ago...I witnessed it over the months and it wasnt pretty.....lol(I love you guys cuz yall are hillarious) this fan-fic will prolly never get finished cuz they have about 122 fan-fics open at this point!
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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!
ISmellFine 06-28-2001, 01:18 PM It's Dana's turn! Haha!!! Yes, we have about 98762132984 fan fics going now. And role plays... OK... whatever.
BTW, it's Kaley... K-a-l-e-y. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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~*~*NMRox*~*~
[But you can just call me Jinny Exstead]
Jinny and Teddy rock!
Proud member of the Jinny and Teddy shouldn't break up club.
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest] and Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest], and you're not. Hahaha! :D :p
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless of course you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh... yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, ugh... yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight... and for me... a few weeks ago when uh... I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy: Stop.
Jinny: Ya know what? THIS IS WHO I AM, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter.
Visit my Nancy McKeon website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)
I got to say!That that was the most stupid,dumb,unfinished,piece of horse pucky(ala Mama Harper)I ever read!It's horrible!Jo is drunk!JO is drunk!The dialog is bad!The "Your Turn!"s are even bad!
And you should never have cursed callmetootie out!We write these things to be respectful for the characters and their work!If you are such a Jo fan why did you make her drunk?I say that if you curse me out I will have TJ know so he can close it up because you do not deserve to finish a thread that you put profanity in!Even if you did asterick it out!
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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!
Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!
Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 07-03-2001, 08:20 PM JT, chill out!! Geeeeez, incase you do'nt know...your fan fics will NOT make you famous, people outside this board COULD CARE LESS, and there is a big word in "fan fiction" yep, it's called FICTION! Now if you wanna run and tattle to TJ go ahead, i'm sure he's alreayd read this. Now that was really rude....if u didn't like it, why take the time to write that post? Now to the people that wrote it--sure it was totally unreal, i mean, ya know, but still I thought it was HILIARIOUS and i would love to see you finish it!! JT...calm donw, OK!? It's just a TV show!! Meaning--not real life.
NancyJoJinny 07-08-2001, 04:02 PM Well, Actually my dear JT... I didnt astrick it out... I was praying it would show up, because I wanted too curse him out... Just too let you know, and also I will finish this, and theres also the concept, that whether Im a Jo fan or not, people get drunk at least one time in their lives!!!!!!!!!! And its a fan fiction, can you say FICTION? I guess not... Because you have no idea what it means, meaning its FAKE NOT REAL NOT AT ALL NOT REAL EPISODE... I mean its like "HELLO!?!? What freakin rick were you livin under for the past year, oh I know, you were writing your crappy fan fics, trust me sweet heart, I can find just as many flawn in your writing as you can in mine, so I suggest you **** off before I dedicate an entire post too your encredible stupidity!!!!!!!!! OH NO! I cursed at you! Well why dont you haul your little ass over and tell TJ on me because Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared, I think Im gonna go crawl under that rock you came out from under! I mean how old are you JT? Im assuming your old enough too handle SOME profanity!!! Or are you jussa lil baby whos afraid theyre mommy will see what I write, you know somethin, you could be 30 and Id still think you were a baby... "Oh Im going too Tell TJ! Because you said something Bad!" I mean what is up with that ****!? And what do you mean be respect the charecters? Respect made up people on an old TV show!!!!!!!! Do whatever in the freakin hell you want just shut your damn mouth while your doing it!!!!!!
And thank you Britt... i have lost my damn mind.
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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.
~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
coily2 07-09-2001, 07:26 AM OK guys, let's settle down. I don't want to close this topic, but I will if it continues in this direction. NancyJoJinny, please, let this drop. JT, please try to keep future critisim a little more critical. You can express how you feel about a particular story without "attacking" someone, as you did in your earlier post. And NancyJoJinny, I know its tough, but sometimes the best way to deal with a situation like this is to look the other way.
NancyJoJinny 07-09-2001, 03:56 PM Sorry, I was haveing a fairly... Uhhh... Bad day. From now on I'll just shut up.
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 07-09-2001, 10:34 PM Originally posted by coily2:
OK guys, let's settle down. I don't want to close this topic, but I will if it continues in this direction. NancyJoJinny, please, let this drop. JT, please try to keep future critisim a little more critical. You can express how you feel about a particular story without "attacking" someone, as you did in your earlier post. And NancyJoJinny, I know its tough, but sometimes the best way to deal with a situation like this is to look the other way.
That's an aweful attitude, Coily!! Just cause one insane fan fic reviewer went rudley crazy over her fan fic does'nt mean she can't finish it!! And closing it, would just be aweful! I mean, i would really love to see this story get finished, it's funny, and I like it, and i know others did too, and just because it didn't following the regular outline for an fol fan fic doesn't mean you have to close the thread. You can't just close every single thread that has a little dispute going on, i mean, come on, face it, everyone doesn't get along in life, or on message boards. I think NancyJoJinny had a right to say what she said, it's her fan fic she can stand up for it!! NancyJoJinny, i think you should finish this fan fic, at least I would love to see it get done!! Thanks for listening http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!
Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped
Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!
Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i saw kid? Why would i say kid? Man, she said man!
Swimfan85 07-09-2001, 11:12 PM awesome!! guess wht??!! chicken butt~ bbwbwbw i lost my mind after my surgury thurs!!!!! hahha add more!
coily2 07-10-2001, 08:06 AM I never said she couldn't finish it. But as a moderator, TJ has asked me to stop fights from breaking out on this board. When people are posting attacks at each other, it is time to close a topic. This board is for the discussion of fan fictions, not people taking pot shots at each other. I too would love to see the fan fiction finished, and I don't think she should let nasty comments sway her.
tomboyjo11 07-10-2001, 11:43 AM Originally posted by callmetootie:
If there was a Fan Fic award, you would take home everthing, in the worst FanFic category. Sorry, but it's not funny.
Girl don't listen to her!!!! ^ Your fan fic is awesome I am laughing my ass of hereLOL!!!
Kiera
tomboyjo11 07-10-2001, 11:57 AM Originally posted by NancyJoJinny:
Well, Actually my dear JT... I didnt astrick it out... I was praying it would show up, because I wanted too curse him out... Just too let you know, and also I will finish this, and theres also the concept, that whether Im a Jo fan or not, people get drunk at least one time in their lives!!!!!!!!!! And its a fan fiction, can you say FICTION? I guess not... Because you have no idea what it means, meaning its FAKE NOT REAL NOT AT ALL NOT REAL EPISODE... I mean its like "HELLO!?!? What freakin rick were you livin under for the past year, oh I know, you were writing your crappy fan fics, trust me sweet heart, I can find just as many flawn in your writing as you can in mine, so I suggest you **** off before I dedicate an entire post too your encredible stupidity!!!!!!!!! OH NO! I cursed at you! Well why dont you haul your little ass over and tell TJ on me because Im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scared, I think Im gonna go crawl under that rock you came out from under! I mean how old are you JT? Im assuming your old enough too handle SOME profanity!!! Or are you jussa lil baby whos afraid theyre mommy will see what I write, you know somethin, you could be 30 and Id still think you were a baby... "Oh Im going too Tell TJ! Because you said something Bad!" I mean what is up with that ****!? And what do you mean be respect the charecters? Respect made up people on an old TV show!!!!!!!! Do whatever in the freakin hell you want just shut your damn mouth while your doing it!!!!!!
And thank you Britt... i have lost my damn mind.
LOL couldn't have said it betta myslef!!!!
BlairandJo 07-10-2001, 01:48 PM Are you planning on posting more?I love it,If
its anything like The Division FanFic It'll be so funny.I'll die laughing AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Ive was laughing till you two stoped posting)
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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
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If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
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"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
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Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl.
-Good Girl.
OK NancyJoJinny you don't have a mind to lose!Oh and I'm 11 years old.If I were older I would have been cursed you out!I never lost my mind!I know I was harsh but no one ever said that she(if she's a he he sure does act like a she)was!What's wrong with you people?It's so bad to say:I don't like it. And it's so goody goody to curse somebody out?This is supposed to be a friendly board!And maybe if you ever finished it I would have changed my mind!So to you NancyJoJinny,is to shut up!If you did your city wouldn't have a sewage problem!
NancyJoJinny 07-10-2001, 08:04 PM AY! I SAID IM SORRY OK! Don't get me started! I'm a girl BTW. Im also 13, and I personally have been cursed out so many times that it doesnt bother me anymore. Sorry if you take some things more offensively than I do. But I still don't think that you had any right too say what you did without expecting me too be just the SLIGHTEST bit upset. And you didnt Just say you didnt like it! You comletely attacked my writing! I had every right too defend my self and truthfully if you had said that too my face you'd prolly be in intensive care right now so please, can we drop the fight? and yes Ill finish this fan fic! I just dont have the time right now!!
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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.
Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.
~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~
The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.
BlairW_1 07-10-2001, 08:54 PM Please, don't drag me into thiss, but I have to ask you both to please ignore the other if they say anything. I like this fic, and I don't want it to be closed. On a more personal note, fights make me lose concentration, break out in a cold sweat, and make my hands shake. That's what's happening to me now, so how do you expect me to read a fanfiction like this? Oh, and if you are going to bring me into this, I will for you. Someone will probably say that I'm a wimp and can't handle the real world. Well, let me tell you, I can handle the real world without all the shouting and arguing involved. Now, if you want me to bring Bible scripture into this to stop the fight, I will. But if any of you try to start fighting again, I'll notify the moderators as soon as possible, because, sadly, I'm on this board more than anything combined, and I don't want to see it ruined. At my school I'm known as a peace maker, and there's good reason, and you don't want to know personally what it is, so please refrain from fighting. Thank you. BTW, great story! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif (I still have a blond side to me, no matter what!)
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Listen to this... Okay, one of my friends is quoted saying this about Brookshire Rowe...
Hey Brookshire is doing 100% better they called this morning and said he was going to make it they thought and my mom went up there and they did surgery and now he is 100% better
Isn't that great!!! :::sigh::: Now all that's wrong with him is that he doesn't have a leg... Well, I gotta be thankful that he lived. It's thanks to everyone's prayers, so thank you, everyone!
~*Danielle, Quiz Bowl Captain*~
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 07-10-2001, 08:54 PM Originally posted by JT:
...What's wrong with you people?It's so bad to say:I don't like it. ....This is supposed to be a friendly board!...And maybe if you ever finished it I would have changed my mind!So to you NancyJoJinny,is to shut up!If you did your city wouldn't have a sewage problem!
Ok JT..you said "It's so bad to say: I do'nt like it..." hun, you said a little more than that, as a matter of fact, i think you said everything but "i don't like it" you were rude and mean...which leads me to my next point, if you wanna keep this board a friendly board, stop being you! You started this thing, not NancyJoJinny...oh and your little "sewage problem" joke, didn't make a bit of sence, nice try though http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
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Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!
Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped
Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!
Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i saw kid? Why would i say kid? Man, she said man!
JoJoJo......
If I caused a stir,I will stop being myself!I'll be like you whitch is worse!
J/K well not really but J/K.
Nobody cares about the way she curses!
I mean 13 years old is the time you should care more about what your friends say than some Internet guy!I know I forgot the whole thing (by watching TC nite).
ISmellFine 07-10-2001, 11:51 PM Geezus Christ, JT! What in the hell is your frigin problem? Why do you have to bash our fan fiction? There is a reason it's called a fan fiction you know. Because it's fake... as in NOT REAL. Think about it. OK? Thanks. And you don't have to pull other people into this either. If you want to complain... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. Nobody cares. SO JUST DROP IT 4 GOD'S SAKE.
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-Jinny
On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. Ahahaha!
Jay Harrington is all mine! I don't care what you guys say, cuz he's mine! Not yours! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.
Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
Jinny: What was she expecting? The welcome wagon?
Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite (http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon)!
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 07-11-2001, 12:14 AM JT, oh i know, i'm such a bitch!
but I am going to stop replying to this now...until nancyjojinny finishes it! which i can't wait, i think it's really funny!! Keep up the good work!!!
coily2 07-11-2001, 08:14 AM This is a last desperate attempt to settle things down in here. JT, if you don't like the fanfic, MOVE ON! You are ruining this fanfic for people who want to continue to read it. As for everyone else, when someone says things like JT is saying, it is best to IGNORE THEM. Arguing back is not going to do any good.
Now please, continue with this story when you have the chance, NancyJoJinny. Everyone else, let's drop this argument.
OK I forgot the whole thing!But y'all still think I'm the bad guyI'm starting to like the fanfic!Yes I know what FICTION means so I think I understand now.Oh and JoJo... you are not....
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