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TJL
10-02-2007, 09:59 PM
TJL is back!

Actually, I never left. But I am back to answer all of your questions!

So if you've got some cosmic query that's been sticking in your craw, i'll be more than happy to unstick it.

I'll try not to look at your craw.

Anyhoo...ask away!

;)

Oh, i'm going to bed now, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow for answers.

Lex Luthor
10-02-2007, 10:40 PM
Dear TJL

How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

Zoneboy
10-02-2007, 10:56 PM
Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer. :p

Lex Luthor
10-02-2007, 11:17 PM
Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer. :p


But that's what the owl said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

TJL
10-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Dear TJL

How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?


You're not thinking outside the box dude...

How do they get the chocolate around the caramel?

I just blew your mind, didn't I?

;)

TJL
10-03-2007, 05:14 PM
Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer.

Hmm. Not sure.

No matter how much you lick I'm sure it's not enough.

That's what she said.

:brent

Man I crack myself up sometimes...

;)

PZelda
10-03-2007, 05:31 PM
Dear TJL,

Why do they call it "Dr Pepper" if there's no pepper in the drink?

Signed,
Confused Dr Pepper Lover

Cactus Jack
10-03-2007, 05:37 PM
Dear TJL,
Ever thought of making a Darth Hawkeye av? I got the idea while watching Star Wars the other night ( or was it Empire Strikes Back?)?

HugeTVFan
10-03-2007, 06:17 PM
Dear TJL,
What's up?

TJL
10-03-2007, 08:36 PM
Dear TJL,

Why do they call it "Dr Pepper" if there's no pepper in the drink?

Signed,
Confused Dr Pepper Lover

Dear Pepper Lover,

No pepper? Really?

Hmm. Dr. Pepper has 23 ingredients, all of which are secret to you regular folks, but not to me, the guy who makes up this crap as he goes along!

Let's look at the list:

water
wood shavings
beet squeezings
unicorn manes (dried)
love potion number 9
dust bunnies
marshmellow fluff
corn starch
raw cake batter
AA battery acid
soy sauce
duck sauce
tomato sauce
special sauce (don't ask)
snake oil
fruit bat veins (Diet Dr Pepper only)
denim
panteen pro V
ground up audio cassetes
food dye
food
bean skins
hat lint

Nope. No pepper.

;)

Mikado
10-03-2007, 08:43 PM
Dear TJL how much wood could a woodchuck chuck...well, you know the rest :rolleyes:

TJL
10-03-2007, 08:51 PM
Dear TJL,

Ever thought of making a Darth Hawkeye av? I got the idea while watching Star Wars the other night ( or was it Empire Strikes Back?)?

Hawkeye Pierce a Sith Lord?

No way!

Hawkeye would be a Jedi Master!

He already has the robe!

;)

Lex Luthor
10-04-2007, 01:42 AM
Dear TJL

You know that song "when you wish upon a star" ?

Well I think that stupid little cricket is a liar!

I have still yet to see Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler show up at my door wrapped in Christmas paper.

HugeTVFan
10-04-2007, 02:39 PM
Haha. Anyways I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef?

TJL
10-04-2007, 08:04 PM
I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef?

Right here baby!

Mormon style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavwkKdWa-c

;)

TJL
10-04-2007, 08:19 PM
Dear TJL

You know that song "when you wish upon a star" ?

Well I think that stupid little cricket is a liar!

I have still yet to see Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler show up at my door wrapped in Christmas paper.

Okay, you got greedy.

You set the bar a little too high my friend.

Wishing to an ancient Disney song aint gonna get you some high quality mamacitas like Liv and Sandra.

Try some B or C list babes, like Neve Campbell or that chick on According To Jim who was in those "Father OF The Bride" movies.

Both Olsen twins only count as one girl.

Good luck!

;)

LuLu Rogers
10-04-2007, 09:18 PM
Dear TJL,

I'm in love with Trapper and Hawkeye from M*A*S*H, is there any way you can hook me up? I hear you and Hawkeye are tight.


Signed,

Hopless in Love with Army Brass

TJL
10-04-2007, 09:37 PM
Dear TJL,

I'm in love with Trapper and Hawkeye from M*A*S*H, is there any way you can hook me up? I hear you and Hawkeye are tight.


Signed,

Hopless in Love with Army Brass

Dear Hopeless,

I would love to help you out, but uh, Hawkeye and I had a bit of a falling out not too long ago.

Nothing serious, just a minor spat.

Long story short, I can't give out his personal info without violating the restraining order.

Damn liberal judges.

Anyhoo, Trapper and i don't talk much either. Must have saw my posts on that Mike Farrell website..

You wan't Kilingers E-mail Address?

;)

LuLu Rogers
10-04-2007, 11:35 PM
Dear TJL,

I'm in love with Trapper and Hawkeye from M*A*S*H, is there any way you can hook me up? I hear you and Hawkeye are tight.


Signed,

Hopless in Love with Army Brass

Dear Hopeless,

I would love to help you out, but uh, Hawkeye and I had a bit of a falling out not too long ago.

Nothing serious, just a minor spat.

Long story short, I can't give out his personal info without violating the restraining order.

Damn liberal judges.

Anyhoo, Trapper and i don't talk much either. Must have saw my posts on that Mike Farrell website..

You wan't Kilingers E-mail Address?

;)


Sure, have you got Radar's too? :D