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Mikado
02-28-2008, 12:45 AM
:lol: And you love that line ;)

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 12:54 AM
If you look at his face, he is the only one who seems happy. And he has that pie in his hands. So, I figure, he must just be happy to have that pie and he wants MORE. ;)

Mikado
02-28-2008, 01:10 AM
He might be looking at Lacey...this season hes revealed that he DOES have a crush on Lacey, after all! :p

Mikado
02-28-2008, 01:57 AM
(EVERYONE THINKING.......):

Davis: "Lacey sure looks cute in that dress.....I wish she'd forget about Brent and give ME a shot!"
Wanda: "I suppose Davis is staring at Lacey again, why wasnt I given legs to my navel and big grey-green eyes?"
Karen: "Is that a FLY floating in my coffee?"
Emma: " I think Hank is zoning out again.........not that anyone would be able to tell the difference!"
Oscar: "oh shoot, Wanda caught me trying to steal a few of her wings!"
Lacey: "Why doesnt Brent ask me out anymore?.... Maybe if i offer him a french fry......"
Hank: "*"
Brent: "Geez Lacey, a whole french fry...... now, if it came with a chilli-cheese dog, THEN i might be interested!"

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 05:36 PM
^^^^:brent

The part where you posted Hank: "*"...:rofl:

Mikado
02-28-2008, 07:02 PM
I figured since he looked comatose..... :lol:

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:13 PM
:lol: He looks agitated.

Mikado
02-28-2008, 07:18 PM
that too...its what gave me the idea for the first caption I wrote for this :)

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:22 PM
Ok, I finally have a pic to add here (bout time Irene!) :D

Mikado
02-28-2008, 07:42 PM
Brent: "Ok, so , you took my fan apart, cracked the engine block in my car, painted my house pink.....and now you want me to PAY you for it??????"

Hank: "Well, at least you can still live in the house!"

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:44 PM
:rofl: I didn't realize that was a fan. Good eye.

Mikado
02-28-2008, 07:48 PM
thats the ep where Hank tries to prove he can fix Brents freezer by fixing the fan and Gas bell first.......Hank put the fan blade back on backwards causing the fan to "litterally suck(s)" and the gas bell to make the "Avon" bell sound! :lol:

Mikado
02-28-2008, 07:52 PM
Brent: "Listen Hank, I know we've been friends since we were 6 but, I'm NOT giving you $300 for a broken fan you got for $10 on E-bay JUST because the seller claimed that it was once owned by Queen Victoria!"

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:54 PM
thats the ep where Hank tries to prove he can fix Brents freezer by fixing the fan and Gas bell first.......Hank put the fan blade back on backwards causing the fan to "litterally suck(s)" and the gas bell to make the "Avon" bell sound! :lol:
Yeah, well I should have remembered since it says on the pic what episode it is...:crazy:

Literally sucks...:rofl: Good description of what it really did. :lol:

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:55 PM
Brent: "Listen Hank, I know we've been friends since we were 6 but, I'm NOT giving you $300 for a broken fan you got for $10 on E-bay JUST because the seller claimed that it was once owned by Queen Victoria!"
Oh my gosh...:rofl:

Ireneparalegal
02-28-2008, 07:57 PM
BRENT: "You broke my fan Hank, why do you expect me to be happy abt that?"

HANK: "Well, it may not blow like it used to, but it can still blow just enough air to cool down those chili dogs and you won't get those blisters in your mouth."

Mikado
02-28-2008, 08:01 PM
hehehe :lol: I'll bet it "blows" alright ;)

Ireneparalegal
02-29-2008, 01:12 AM
Ok here is another:

Zoneboy
02-29-2008, 02:41 AM
While Brent is busy ranting, Hank keeps his eyes on the wasp nest on the ceiling and hopes they don't attack. Oops! too late! (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=wasp&url=http%3A//www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php%3Fattachmentid%3D136099%26stc%3D1%26d%3D1204261962)

Mikado
02-29-2008, 04:36 AM
Brent: "...And then there was this weird guy named "Hitler" and he kept yelling and shaking his fist, just like this, while a bunch of guys in strange uniforms sang and cheered.......I think it was some kind of hippie movie!"

Ireneparalegal
02-29-2008, 09:43 PM
Charles and Mikey...:brent :thumbsup:

Mikado
02-29-2008, 10:10 PM
Brent: "Listen Hank, i caught you RED-HANDED, trying to take my fan!"
Hank: "Yeah, but, it's broken, so I figured you wouldnt mind......"
Brent: "So if I were to break my LEG, would you take THAT too?"
Hank: "Depends.......which leg?"

Ireneparalegal
02-29-2008, 10:17 PM
Brent: "Listen Hank, i cought you RED-HANDED, trying to take my fan!"
Hank: "Yeah, but, it's broken, so I figured you wouldnt mind......"
Brent: "So if I were to break my LEG, would you take THAT too?"
Hank: "Depends.......which leg?"
Oh Geez...:rofl: :lol: You could write for CG Mikey. :lol:


Brent: "I'm telling you Hank, I won't take this lying down. I need my fan fixed or you are going to have to buy me another one."

Hank: "If you won't take this lying down, why are you standing up with your fist in the air?"

Mikado
02-29-2008, 11:57 PM
^^^:lol:^^^^^ hehehe

Mikado
03-01-2008, 12:00 AM
Oh Geez...:rofl: :lol: You could write for CG Mikey. :lol:
I've been writing comics for years, i can make myself into the characters and get into their (fictional) heads :)

Mikado
03-01-2008, 07:55 PM
Its Oscar & Karen!

Zoneboy
03-02-2008, 09:35 PM
Karen: Citizen's arrest? Dammit Oscar, You've been watching The Andy Griffith Show too much lately.

Ireneparalegal
03-02-2008, 09:57 PM
Karen: Citizen's arrest? Dammit Oscar, You've been watching The Andy Griffith Show too much lately.
:rofl:

Karen: "Oscar, you can't be serious? Do you really think by forging my name you can ticket Hank for being a JACKass?

Mikado
03-02-2008, 10:09 PM
heheheheh :lol: You mean Jackass , Irene ;)

Oscar: "I got the idea from you, I figure if I create my OWN Police dept, and give out my OWN tickets, i can make $100 a week in BRIBES, easy!"

Mikado
03-02-2008, 10:11 PM
ooh even better idea:

Oscar: "C'mon Karen, join MY Police Dept. and i'll share the ticket revenues with you, 70-30!"

Ireneparalegal
03-02-2008, 10:12 PM
heheheheh :lol: You mean Jackass , Irene ;)

Oscar: "I got the idea from you, I figure if I create my OWN Police dept, and give out my OWN tickets, i can make $100 a week in BRIBES, easy!"
Oops my bad, I was typing it fast. :lol:


:rofl: at your caption. Excellent!


Karen: "Oscar, when I told you you could ride-a-long with me, it didn't mean you could write out a ticket to your neighbor for having lawn decorations!"

Mikado
03-02-2008, 11:21 PM
Karen: "Oscar, when I told you you could ride-a-long with me, it didn't mean you could write out a ticket to your neighbor for having lawn decorations!"
:rofl:


Oscar:"That's right Karen, i'm selling lottery tickets, so, how many can i put you down for......and bear in mind that if you don't buy any, I'll call Davis and have him arrest you!"
Karen: "Ummm, you know that you can't have Davis arrest me for that, don't you?"
Oscar: "Has that ever stopped me from calling the Cops before?"
Karen: "I'll take 6!"

Mikado
03-02-2008, 11:24 PM
Oops my bad, I was typing it fast. Hit the Edit button, Irene ;)

Ireneparalegal
03-02-2008, 11:43 PM
Oscar: "I'm telling you, if she doesn't give it back, I have no choice but to ask you to ticket her!"

Karen: "Oscar, I can't ticket Wanda for breaking Emma's potato bowl."

Mikado
03-03-2008, 12:03 AM
:lol:

Mikado
03-03-2008, 05:07 PM
Oscar: "Listen Karen, I bought a printing press for $200, if you let ME print your ticket books, I'll give you a free pen!"
Karen: "Where did you get a rediculous idea like THAT?"
Oscar: "Actually, I really wanted to use it to print my own money but, (in sarcastic voice) Emma said it's illeeeegaaaal!!!"

dirtprod
03-04-2008, 05:51 PM
Karen: "What do you mean you're a big fan of mine and want my autograph on the bottom of each of these pages?"

Mikado
03-04-2008, 06:04 PM
hehe
:lol:

Ireneparalegal
03-04-2008, 06:09 PM
:thumbsup: to both of you ^^^^ :rofl:

Mikado
03-04-2008, 06:16 PM
I love this game :) (Wish I had a screen cap thingy)

Zoneboy
03-04-2008, 06:21 PM
I love this game :) (Wish I had a screen cap thingy)

You can get one here (http://www.techsmith.com/screen-capture.asp?CMP=KgoogleStmhome) free for 30 days if you haven't already done so.

Mikado
03-04-2008, 06:38 PM
Thanks Charles :) , Unfortunately, I have no way to attach a DVD player to this old Pent 2, anyway

Mikado
03-04-2008, 06:53 PM
Here's one that might be a challenge...lets do our best

Mikado
03-04-2008, 09:47 PM
Lacey: "C'mon Hank, what do you think of my NEW TOP?"
Hank: "Well, ummmm.........."
Wanda: "Actually, it makes you look flatter than a pancake in a wine press!"
Lacey: "Wanda, I REALLLY didn't ask YOU.......If id wanted an honest opinion, i'd have gone to Oscar!!!!"

Ireneparalegal
03-04-2008, 09:50 PM
Lacey: "C'mon Hank, what do you think of my NEW TOP?"
Hank: "Well, ummmm.........."
Wanda: "Actually, it makes you look flatter than a pancake in a wine press!"
Lacey: "Wanda, I REALLLY didn't ask YOU.......If id wanted an honest opinion, i'd have gone to Oscar!!!!"
Oh shoot! :rofl:

Mikado
03-08-2008, 07:50 PM
Lacey: "What Wanda...you agreed to go to the Harvest Dance with HANK????!!!!"
Wanda: "Yeah but, Hank has to rent a limo, buy me supper and promised me some diamond earings!"
Lacey: "What does all that have to do with ME, anyway?"
Hank: "Hey Lacey, on a totally unrelated topic: Could you lend me $500 and those earings you're wearing?"

Ireneparalegal
03-08-2008, 10:15 PM
Lacey: "What Wanda...you agreed to go to the Harvest Dance with HANK????!!!!"
Wanda: "Yeah but, Hank has to rent a limo, buy me supper and promised me some diamond earings!"
Lacey: "What does all that have to do with ME, anyway?"
Hank: "Hey Lacey, on a totally unrelated topic: Could you lend me $500 and those earings you're wearing?"
:brent

Mikado
03-08-2008, 11:18 PM
can't comeup with anything Irene? Want me to put up a new pic?

Ireneparalegal
03-08-2008, 11:55 PM
I don't know why, but it is a hard pic to caption.

Mikado
03-09-2008, 01:39 AM
it is actually.....i came up with 2 good ones then went blank :lol:

Mikado
03-09-2008, 05:43 PM
Director (in a frustrated voice): "FIZZY SHAVE CREAM COMMERCIAL, TAKE 217"
Lacey: "Ohhhhh Brent, Fizzy makes your face sooo smooth and soffffffttt!!"
Brent: "ummmmm....."
Lacey (Whispering): "Brent, I know you're nervous but, say your lines......"
Brent (Whispering): "I--I--I think I just PEED myself!"

Ireneparalegal
03-09-2008, 05:46 PM
Director (in a frustrated voice): "FIZZY SHAVE CREAM COMMERCIAL, TAKE 217"
Lacey: "Ohhhhh Brent, Fizzy makes your face sooo smooth and soffffffttt!!"
Brent: "ummmmm....."
Lacey (Whispering): "Brent, I know you're nervous but, say your lines......"
Brent (Whispering): "I--I--I think I just PEED myself!"
Ewwwwww...:rofl: His face looks like he did.

Mikado
03-09-2008, 09:03 PM
it does, doesnt it? ;)

Mikado
03-09-2008, 11:16 PM
....and this one HAS to be worth at least 3 captions EACH! :lol:

dirtprod
03-10-2008, 11:37 PM
1. Lacey: "Where's the market this one's supposed to go to?"

2. Lacey: "Pink is SO my color!"

3. Pig: "That's right, she huffed and puffed... !"

:wave:

Mikado
03-10-2008, 11:58 PM
:rofl: great ones man!

Ok my turn........

Lacey KNEW she was no longer a city girl the day she agreed to marry Hank's cousin OINKY!

Mikado
03-11-2008, 12:51 AM
Lacey: "Are you SURE this is going to work?"
Cable TV station director: "Don't worry Sweety, this ad will double your business....Ok, "Ruby Cafe" TV commercial, take one, ACTION!"
Lacey: "Hi, I'm Lacey Burrows and you have my GUARANTEE that the meat at the Ruby is ALWAYS fresh!"

Mikado
03-11-2008, 08:36 PM
Casting Director: "Ok Ms. Miller, try to remember, this is a tryout for the new Green Acres remake, so, your name is LISA, not LACEY......And furthermore, the pig's name is ARNOLD.......Not BRENT!"

Ireneparalegal
03-11-2008, 08:51 PM
LACEY to the photographer: "I am smiling. Oh, oh, you mean the pig. What, wait...the pig's name is LACEY?"

____________________________


LACEY to the photographer: *talking while holding her smile* "Can you please hurry and take the pictures please. This pig just did it's business all over my skirt."

_____________________________

LACEY to the photographer: "I think my Hee Haw dress would look better for this photoshoot, don't you agree?"

Mikado
03-11-2008, 09:39 PM
:lol: :lol: I think Gabrielle's resemblance to you really shows on this pic, Irene
(Dont worry, I wasnt talking about the pig ;) )

Mikado
03-11-2008, 09:41 PM
After a trip to the farmer's market, Lacey figured that she FINALLY had enough meat to make Brents chilli-cheese dogs, for at least a week

Ireneparalegal
03-11-2008, 09:44 PM
LMAO...:lol:
Why thank you Mikey. Nice comment regarding Lacey's resemblance to me. Or is it my resemblance to her? Nevermind. *talking like Lacey*

Mikado
03-11-2008, 09:51 PM
I'm undergoing another spell of No new S5 CG episodes ....I missed it on Monday.....but, i can catch it on Sat (Hank gets Pink eye)...what's on tonight? (hint hint)

Mikado
03-13-2008, 05:00 PM
Lacey Burrows decided that she should probably give Brent another shot after receiving her first present from her new FARMER boyfriend

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 01:24 AM
:lol:

Lacey hoped to garner some attention by bringing in a Ruby mascot.

This pic is too hard for me. :crazy:

Mikado
03-14-2008, 01:46 AM
I tried to post this earlier......hopefully it works this time :crazy:

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 02:33 PM
Lacey thinking to herself: "Oh geez. I simply came in asking for change and I got to hear this?"

Brent describing in fine detail the comic book story he is reading. Brent is describing how the villian with his long-pointed finger was able to unscrew the back of the safe.

Mikado
03-14-2008, 02:45 PM
:lol: :lol: I'd never have thought of that, but, it works :lol:

Mikado
03-14-2008, 02:51 PM
Lacey: "Brent?"
Brent: "Mmmm?"
Lacey: "Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?"
Brent: "Oh, deffinately, the people from Chippendales and the Elite modelling agency have both had their eye on me for years!"
Lacey: "Brent?"
Brent: "Mmmm?"
Lacey: "I think you've been hanging around Wanda WAY too long!"

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 08:49 PM
Lacey: "Brent?"
Brent: "Mmmm?"
Lacey: "Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?"
Brent: "Oh, deffinately, the people from Chippendales and the Elite modelling agency have both had their eye on me for years!"
Lacey: "Brent?"
Brent: "Mmmm?"
Lacey: "I think you've been hanging around Wanda WAY too long!"
:rofl:

Lacey: "Brent."
Brent: *counting change for the cash register* "Huh?"
Lacey: "What happened to the potpourri I gave you?"
Brent: "Huh?" *he heard the question, he is just acting dumb*
Lacey: "Did you put my potpourri somewhere else? I don't see it."
Brent: "Oh. That. Yeah, well, Wanda said something abt the bathroom and decided it would be of better use in there." *Brent trying to avoid Lacey's wrath by changing the subject* "Wow, I never knew how similar a Canadian penny is to the Lincoln penny."

Mikado
03-14-2008, 09:06 PM
hehehe :lol:

note: the only similarity is size, actually ;)

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 09:07 PM
hehehe :lol:

note: the only similarity is size, actually ;)
Brent was panicking, he had to say something to change the subject. ;)

Mikado
03-14-2008, 09:11 PM
Lacey: "B-B-Brent?"
Brent: "Yeah Lacey? What is it?"
Lacey: "Um...did you get a cat recently?"
Brent: "WHAT cat?"
Lacey: "Then, thats the biggest rat i've ever seen....."
Brent: "Oh yeah, him.....he's been filling himself up in the storeroom for the last month or so!"
Lacey (smacks Brent in the forehead): "Well, arent you going to DO something?????"
Brent: "Well, Wanda was supposed to care of it.....but, she dissapeared like a week ago!"

Mikado
03-14-2008, 09:12 PM
Brent was panicking, he had to say something to change the subject. ;)
OIC :lol:

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 09:15 PM
OIC :lol:
duh!! :lol: Mikey, reread the caption, I posted that Brent was trying to avoid Lacey's wrath by changing the subject. :lol:


:rofl: At your last caption.

Mikado
03-14-2008, 09:34 PM
...ah..so you did ;)

Mikado
03-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Lacey: "Um, Brent........there's a huge TV camera in here........"
Brent: "Well, of COURSE, they're filming our sitcom Corner Gas!"
Lacey: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
Brent: "Well Gabrielle......"
Lacey: "Wh-wh-who the he....ck is Gabrielle? I'm LACEY!"
Brent (with eerie look on his face, in 3/4 mysterious lighting): "You aren't Lacey, you're Gabrielle Miller and you're a sitcom actress!"
Lacey: "NO...IT CAAAAAAAAAN'T BEEEEEEE...WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEE?????!!!!!!" (Slumps to her knees)

Voice of Rod Serling: "Submitted for your approval, Lacey Burrows, former big city girl, now slinging hash in a small town on the way to nowhere.....a girl who's lost her identity...or is it her mind?........IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"

Ireneparalegal
03-14-2008, 09:53 PM
:brent ^^^^^

Mikado
03-14-2008, 10:16 PM
I think Charles is likely to enjoy that one ;)

Zoneboy
03-14-2008, 10:21 PM
I think Charles is likely to enjoy that one ;)

That was good, Were you inspired by the episode "A World of Difference" by any chance? :lol:

Mikado
03-14-2008, 10:41 PM
That was good, Were you inspired by the episode "A World of Difference" by any chance? :lol:
Well, more like the series in general...you might say its a "generic TZ episode" sort or thing :)

Mikado
03-16-2008, 01:56 AM
Lacey: "Brent?"
Brent: "Yeah, Lacey?"
Lacey: "I think Hank's been pilfering from the stockroom again!"
Brent: "What makes you say that?"
Lacey: "All the pickles and Pop Rocks are gone!"

Ireneparalegal
03-16-2008, 01:47 PM
:lol: :lol:

Lacey: "Brent."
Brent: "Yeah."
Lacey: "Where's Wanda?"
Brent: "I don't know, probably in the restroom."
Lacey: "You don't know? How can you not know?"
Brent: "I was busy working here and I didn't even realize she was gone til you told me."
Lacey: "Brent, is that how you conduct your business, not knowing where your employees are?"
Brent: "Pretty much."
Lacey: "Well I think you should know whether Wanda is around working or goofing off."
Brent: *with a smile* "Wanda work? Surely you jest. You got the goofing off part right though."

Mikado
03-16-2008, 09:50 PM
hehehehehe :lol: I think youre "getting" these characters ;)

Mikado
03-16-2008, 11:10 PM
Heres a pic thats funny on its own.........lets see what we can do with it

Ireneparalegal
03-16-2008, 11:12 PM
Ok, getting a little R-rated here ok...

The ladies wanting to check out Oscar's "wrinkled purse." ;)

Mikado
03-16-2008, 11:28 PM
:rofl: hehehe YOU, R-rated Irene? NEEEEVER ;)


My turn:
So far, the casting for the Hugh Hefner Bio-pic wasnt going very well.....

Mikado
03-17-2008, 04:10 AM
Oscar, after he won first prize in the Popeye look-alike contest

Zoneboy
03-17-2008, 04:31 AM
Oscar, after he won first prize in the Popeye look-alike contest

The one on the left kinda resembles Olive Oyl. :lol:

Mikado
03-17-2008, 04:34 AM
The one on the left kinda resembles Olive Oyl. :lol:
I was thinking the same thing......maybe the blonde is the Sea-hag :lol:

Ireneparalegal
03-18-2008, 12:22 AM
:rofl: Reading those posts made me laugh. You guys together are so funny. :lol:

Mikado
03-18-2008, 12:27 AM
Oscar knew Brent would find a "way" to get him back for his April Fools gag, but, never imagined that Brent would sign him up for kissing booth duty, at "Dog River Fun Days"!

Ireneparalegal
03-18-2008, 12:32 AM
Oscar knew Brent would find a "way" to get him back for his April Fools gag, but, never imagined that Brent would sign him up for kissing booth duty, at "Dog River Fun Days"!
:lol:

Let me change it up a bit:

Oscar knew Brent would find a "way" to get him back for his April Fools gag, but, never imagined that Brent would sign him up for KISSING BOOTH DUTY, at "Dog River Fun Days"! The only problem was it wasn't Dog River Fun Days, it was really DOG RIVER DRAG DAYS. :eek:

Mikado
03-18-2008, 12:46 AM
:rofl: :rofl: ok, that WAS an improvement !! :lol: :thumbsup:

Ireneparalegal
03-18-2008, 01:42 PM
*bows* ;)

Mikado
03-18-2008, 06:12 PM
Emma paid the Dubone sisters $20 each to kiss Oscar, everytime he used the word "Jackass" (in hopes of getting him to break the habit).......that was $40 wasted!

Ireneparalegal
03-19-2008, 10:54 PM
Emma paid the Dubone sisters $20 each to kiss Oscar, everytime he used the word "Jackass" (in hopes of getting him to break the habit).......that was $40 wasted!
Wait, Oscar uses that word A LOT, so wouldn't it be more than $40 wasted by Emma? :lol:

Mikado
03-19-2008, 11:06 PM
well, the Dubone sisters are "cheap" ;)

Mikado
03-19-2008, 11:10 PM
A new one!!!!

Mikado
03-22-2008, 06:51 PM
Wanda: "I can't believe that OSCAR won the "Popeye look-alike contest!" , I do Popeye WAY better than anyone else in this town! ....... Avast there Capt'ing Bluto, That's all i can stands and I can't stands no more!"

Mikado
05-13-2008, 04:15 PM
ok no one else came up with ANYTHING in all the time i was gone???? 0.o

Mikado
05-13-2008, 04:18 PM
Despite being 42, Wanda still enjoyed a rousing game of "Cops and robbers"!

Mikado
05-16-2008, 04:16 PM
Lacey in a wedding dress? :eek:

Ireneparalegal
05-16-2008, 04:28 PM
Emma: "Lacey, have you padded your bra? That could be why the dress is soooo tight."

Mikado
05-16-2008, 04:36 PM
hrehehehheeh :lol:

Emma was so proud that Lacey was finally going to be her daughter in law, and give her Grandchildren....fortunately, she didnt know that Hank was the REAL father! :eek:

Ireneparalegal
05-16-2008, 04:40 PM
hrehehehheeh :lol:

Emma was so proud that Lacey was finally going to be her daughter in law, and give her Grandchildren....fortunately, she didnt know that Hank was the REAL father! :eek:
Oy vey...:faint: :lol: Ok let me edit your post...


Lacey is worried. She can't fit into her wedding dress because of the fact she is two months pregnant and doesn't know how to tell Emma the baby's daddy is Hank. ;)

Mikado
05-16-2008, 04:46 PM
hehehehe That would be MORE than a worry..."I wonder how far Emma will throw me , when she finds out!!!??"

Ireneparalegal
05-16-2008, 04:51 PM
:rofl:^^^^

Emma: "You see Lacey? I told you to stop eating those Ruby Club sandwiches. You turned into a chubby bride."

Mikado
05-16-2008, 04:54 PM
Emma: "Geez Lacey, HOW can you possibly be marrying WES HUMBOLDT? He's TWICE your age!!"
Lacey: "I went to Wes's place to buy insurance, after that, i don't remember ANYTHING!!!!"
Cousin Sharon: "Ok cousin, this is what you GET for buying your insurance in a place that ALSO sells hard booze!!!!!"

Ireneparalegal
05-16-2008, 04:55 PM
:brent

Mikado
05-16-2008, 04:55 PM
:rofl:^^^^

Emma: "You see Lacey? I told you to stop eating those Ruby Club sandwiches. You turned into a chubby bride.":rofl: :roller:

Mikado
05-17-2008, 12:09 AM
Emma: "Lacey, you know I think the World of you but....thong underwear with your wedding dress????"
Cousin Sharon: "Yeah, and its not even your colour!"

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:22 AM
Oh shoot!! :eek: :rofl:

Emma: "This will never hold together Lacey. Why in the world did you decide to have velcro instead of a zipper?"

Mikado
05-17-2008, 12:45 AM
hehehehehe :rofl: Well, it would be more comfy if youre a bride "expecting early" ;)

Rumour is , this is a pic from the last ep, "Lacey's wedding" ;)

Ireneparalegal
05-17-2008, 12:59 PM
I was going to ask you abt this pic too. Hmmmm....


:clap:


Wedding to whom? Hmmmm.....

Mikado
05-17-2008, 03:45 PM
Looks like Lacey won't be in time for the ceremony!!! :lol: :crazy:

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Lacey: "Hee hee hoo. Hee hee hoo. Oh my...this stupid Lamaze breathing is not helping me at all."

Emma: "I told you that velcro wouldn't hold up. Your whole backside is open."

Jewish guy:"If you have a son, we can perform a bris right now!"

(A bris is a circumcision ceremony in the jewish community ;))

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:16 PM
:rofl: hahahahaha

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 08:17 PM
;)

btw, i am wondering, could this scene be from an episode where someone is dreaming?

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:19 PM
Lacey:" Seriously Brent, I had the craziest dream last night...I was wearing a wedding dress, and your Mom was there, I went into labour.....and one of the Keebler elves delivered the baby!"
Brent: "Whoaaaaaa....I had the SAME dream!!!"
Lacey: "Y-you did??????"
Brent: "Yeah, but, I was the one who was pregnant!"

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 08:21 PM
:rofl:

Let me add...

Lacey: "Oh, and your dad, he was a gnome. A friend of the Keeblers."

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:31 PM
:lol: :clap

Emma: "You know Lacey, i never imagined that you and Brent would become parents BEFORE you even got married......"
Lacey: "I'm sorry Emma, things....just....happened...you know?"
Emma: "Oh I'm not upset , I'm just amazed that Brent even knew WHAT to do, in the first place!"

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 08:41 PM
:lol: :clap

Emma: "You know Lacey, i never imagined that you and Brent would become parents BEFORE you even got married......"
Lacey: "I'm sorry Emma, things....just....happened...you know?"
Emma: "Oh I'm not upset , I'm just amazed that Brent even knew WHAT to do, in the first place!"

:brent^^^^

Again, let me add:

Emma: "Oh I'm not upset , I'm just amazed that Brent even knew WHAT to do, in the first place! I mean, I never talked to him abt the birds and the bees. And Oscar...well, let's just say, no one ever talked to him either. He got it right only once."

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:41 PM
;)

btw, i am wondering, could this scene be from an episode where someone is dreaming?
If you ask REAL nicely Irene, maybe i'll tell you the REAL story, behind those pictures ;)

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:44 PM
:brent^^^^

Again, let me add:

Emma: "Oh I'm not upset , I'm just amazed that Brent even knew WHAT to do, in the first place! I mean, I never talked to him abt the birds and the bees. And Oscar...well, let's just say, no one ever talked to him either. He got it right only once."
:brent :clap :clap hahahahhahaaha :rofl:

Ireneparalegal
05-19-2008, 08:46 PM
If you ask REAL nicely Irene, maybe i'll tell you the REAL story, behind those pictures ;)
*on her knees* Please!!!!! tell me. :D I am wearing a Lacey ponytail as we speak. ;)

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:55 PM
Ok, well, if you were to click the picture to save it, you'd know they are stills from a Canadian film* called "Love And Other Dilemmas", that starred Gabrielle Miller (Lacey) and guest starred both Janet Wright (Emma) and Fred Ewanuick (Hank), but is in no way. part of the CG World.
*Apparently unwed mothers are popular things in Canadian films (like Juno)...but, unlike Juno, this one bombed! :lol:

Mikado
05-19-2008, 08:56 PM
Hmm Irene, think you could get Charles back here? I miss his captions! (The more players, the better)

Mikado
07-10-2008, 11:14 PM
Here's a scene you all remember, but, let's see what we can do with it!!!!!....

Ireneparalegal
07-10-2008, 11:17 PM
before I post, is that Wanda? The pic is kinda fuzzy.

Mikado
07-10-2008, 11:21 PM
its Karen :) (I had to enlarge it a little and it got fuzzy)

Ireneparalegal
07-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Ok, great. I was wondering. :lol:

Karen thinking she is fighting a criminal but it is really a mop, after drinking Oscar's homemade "brew".

Mikado
07-10-2008, 11:34 PM
hehehehee Oscarbrau.....the beer of kings...and hobos! :lol:

Mikado
07-10-2008, 11:36 PM
"BRUCE LEE.........THE EARLY YEARS!"

Ireneparalegal
07-10-2008, 11:41 PM
Karen's new way of killing cockroaches. With karate. ;)

Mikado
07-10-2008, 11:51 PM
heheheheheh :lol: I like that one :brent:

When Karen mistook Brent's mop for a dangerous criminal, it became obvious to everyone, that she really needed to get glasses!

Mikado
07-16-2008, 05:14 AM
CONSTIPATION.........Don't let it ruin YOUR day!!! :lol:

Ireneparalegal
07-16-2008, 09:01 PM
:lol: Gimme a moment for a caption...

Zoneboy
07-16-2008, 09:22 PM
Brent: She may be grinning like she won the lottery but little does she know that my new security video camera has just captured the elusive corner gas shoplifter.

Wanda: You gonna show this to David and Karen?

Brent: No, I'm gonna send it to America's Funniest Home Videos and publicly humiliate the crap out of her.

Ireneparalegal
07-16-2008, 09:25 PM
:thumbsup: :rofl: :lol:

Mikado
07-17-2008, 03:30 AM
Lacey (trough clenched teeth): "Brend....couff you gib be a ribe to da Hobsbidal? I wanded do brugsh by teeb, bud, I grabbed da wrog dube, ad Grazy grued my teeb togeder!!!!"*

(*Brent....could you give me a ride to the Hospital? I wanted to brush my teeth, but, I grabbed the wrong tube and Crazy glued my teeth together!)

Mikado
07-17-2008, 07:01 PM
"ONCE AGAIN, LACEY KNEW THAT HER NEW DRIVERS LICENCE PIC WAS GOING TO BOTHER HER, FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS!"

Ireneparalegal
07-17-2008, 09:02 PM
:brent ^^^^^

Mikado
07-18-2008, 04:07 AM
LACEY: "Wanda.....do you have any "BEAN-O" for sale???"

WANDA: "Ummmm........we do carry it but, I think we're all sold out, why do you ask?"

LACEY: "Because I've got REALLY BAD GAS, and I've been holding it in for SIX HOURS now!!!"

Mikado
07-20-2008, 01:29 PM
"Alright................BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"

Mikado
07-25-2008, 01:52 PM
Brent: "Now all I need is a couple of slices of bread, and I'll have a GREAAAAAT sandwich!!!"

Mikado
07-25-2008, 10:46 PM
Brent: "Gee Lacey, I'm so glad you invited me to a roast chicken dinner......so.....where's YOURS?"

Mikado
09-20-2008, 04:16 PM
Well, with both Irene and Charles gone from SO, theres no one left for me to play this game with, but, if anyone has any CG pics and would like to play, be my guest, however, for the time being at least, the Corner Gas picture quiz is over...its been fun ~ Mikado