Ok, that might help me think of a caption...

I hope so, cause, so far I cant think of one! :lol:

Ok, hows this......

When the River Dogs were looking for a new coach, little did they know THIS guy would apply for the job; unfortunately for Mr Cherry, Brent had no faith in anyone who obviously dressed each morning, in the dark!

I guess yours will have to do because for the life of me, I cannot even think of a caption. :lol: :crazy:

haha ok...how about this one then?

"Davis, seeing you in those tight biker shorts really makes me want to go and buy Karen some tight biker shorts."

or


"Davis, why is it your biker shorts are much tighter and shorter than Karen's?"

hehehehehe :lol; :rofl: Im not sure whats funnier, Fitzy wanting to buy Karen tight shorts, or the image of Fitzy ogling Davis! :lol:

Fitzy: "I told you both before, you have a contract with the town and you can't join the circus........... I don't care HOW freaky you both look!!!"

:rofl: Cool caption.


*Fitzy imagining what Lacey would look like in tight biker shorts...he thinks abt making Lacey a police volunteer.* :lol:

:woohoo: Now i'm thinking about it ;) :lol:

Here's another:

Fitzy: "Stop bitching Davis! I know other towns buy their cops Harley Davidson motorbikes, but, this is the best I can do on the budget that Dog River gives me to work with!"

Davis: "Whose legs do you think look better in these biker shorts?"

Fitzy obviously looking at Karen's legs. :lol:

Davis: "Whose legs do you think look better in these biker shorts?"

Fitzy obviously looking at Karen's legs. :lol:
I HOPE!!!! :eek2: :lol:

i already have a couple captions in mind Irene but, ladies first ;)

Lacey thinking "Wow, Davis really likes wearing tight clothes. First those biker shorts and now those pants!"

Brent thinking, "Seems like wearing those tight pants is keeping Davis from squatting properly. Oh well, whatever works in our favor."

:rofl: hehehehehe Got Davis shorts on your mind, huh Irene? ;) :lol: :rofl:

My turn......

Brent:"Hey Lacey, you ever get the feeling that you're being WATCHED?"

Im out of good pics :( No puzzle today.....unless someone else has one :confused:

.

Brent: "Hey Lacey, this caraffe would be ideal to hold chili dog sauce in it."

hehehehe :lol:

Brent: "Geez Lacey, you can't even see through this thing, for all I know, you filled this with orange juice!"
Lacey: "Hush, Brent, I already went through this with HANK!!"
Brent: "Are you saying that I'm getting to be as big a crank as Hank????"
Lacey: "Well, if you complain about the size of the coffee cups too, then you can graduate up to your Dad's level!"

hehehehe :lol:

Brent: "Geez Lacey, you can't even see through this thing, for all I know, you filled this with orange juice!"
Lacey: "Hush, Brent, I already went through this with HANK!!"
Brent: "Are you saying that I'm getting to be as big a crank as Hank????"
Lacey: "Well, if you complain about the size of the coffee cups too, then you can graduate up to your Dad's level!"
Way to go. :brent

Its a little long but, It's all I could think of :lol:

Ok, i think this should be good for a couple of captions :)

You cut you Lacey and David's head? :lol:

You cut you Lacey and David's head? :lol:
oops i guess i did...well, i didnt want it to be TOO obvious that it was a DVD box :lol:

btw....it's Davis not David ^_^'

Ok, i think this should be good for a couple of captions :)
All that comes to my head for now is, "Here we are to save the day..." :lol:

hehehehehe :lol: thats cute!

Ok, how's this?:
"After Superman, Batman and WonderWoman retired from the Justice League, the standards had to be brought down considerably!"

or maybe:
It's no wonder the new line of Corner Gas Comics werent a hit; comic book fans just couldnt warm up to Pumpman, WonderWanda and Emma the cinder block thrower!

or maybe:
It's no wonder the new line of Corner Gas Comics werent a hit; comic book fans just couldnt warm up to Pumpman, WonderWanda and Emma the cinder block thrower!
:rofl: I love it!!!
"...the cinder block thrower." :rofl:


"Here they come, the CORNER GAS GUZZLERS...fighters of high gas prices, high salt content snack foods, self-serve gas stations and Slurpees."

:"Here they come, the CORNER GAS GUZZLERS...fighters of high gas prices, high salt content snack foods, self-serve gas stations and Slurpees."
:rofl: :rofl: :lol: I think I like this one best! :thumbsup:

heres another:

The billboard for the new town tourist campaign, "Dog River, it's SUPER!" was a real success, until it fell over and killed a prairie dog.

:rofl: You have quite an imagination. I can see that happening. :lol:

I almost put Killed a jackrabbit.........but, i wasnt sure if they lived in Saskatchewan, so i decided on prairie dog instead :p

Praire dog sounds better...it makes Dog River sound more remote. :lol:

hehehe I guess it does! :lol:

I hate Saturdays. No CG on t.v.

Here they replay the latest ep on Comedy Network on Sats.
(And i have my DVDs , of course)

But, i'll let you go first Irene ;)

Oscar standing in front of a tall mirror...with the arrow pointing at him.

hehehehe :lol: :lol:

Ok, my turn......

LARINGITIS WASNT GOING TO STOP OSCAR LEROY FROM GIVING HIS OPINION, OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE!

Ok, my turn......

LARINGITIS WASNT GOING TO STOP OSCAR LEROY FROM GIVING HIS OPINION, OF THE PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE!
Touche!!! :thumbsup:


Or...

Oscar using a card with a large arrow pointing at a picture of Brent, his beloved son. :lol:

Or.......

After seeing an "I'M WITH STUPID>>>" T-shirt, Oscar got a GREAT idea.........

Oscar using a card with a large arrow pointing at a picture of Brent, his beloved son. :lol: I could see that! ;)

btw, i have about 6 more good new pics....so, we can play at LEAST another week ;) (well, close to it anyway)
(when you get the DVDs, you can make new pics with your puter )

btw, i have about 6 more good new pics....so, we can play at LEAST another week ;) (well, close to it anyway)
Great. I really need to do more research because I keep coming up with some dud pics and some other kind of pics...if you know what I mean. :eek:

Well, they arent all as good as the early ones, but, they are better than some from last week :lol:

This thread has reached PAGE 20...:thumbsup:

Yup.....It will go on til we cant get any pics :lol:

Should i add another one , or wait til tomorrow ?

Save it for tomorrow.

kks :notworthy

I'ts Lacey....and a friend?!

Hmmmmm...give me some time.

oooh i have one......oooo oooo oooo!!!

Ok..I want to give mine before I forget it.........

Lacey thought she might be making a mistake by dating a taxidermist......and she KNEW she'd made a mistake, after he had her stuffed!!!

^^^^Cool. :cool: I like it. :lol:


Ok, here is mine:

"Does this wall decoration make me look fat???"

hehehehehehe :rofl:

Did you notice? I came at this from a totally male point of view and you came up with the totally female "Does this make me look fat?" angle! (Id never have thought of that ) :) I think we tied on this one ;)

btw, I have NO idea why someone took a pic of Gabs Miller lying on an ugly, tacky table, under a fake elks head (pretty strange pic, dont you think?)

I was wondering that yesterday when I seen the pic...strange indeed. :eek:

I just thought of this one, by looking at the pic and wondering...WHY?


Back in Toronto, Lacey had dreams of being a high fashion model before going to Dog River...unfortunately, the $250 she paid for her first portfolio was money poorly spent!

I just thought of this one, by looking at the pic and wondering...WHY?


Back in Toronto, Lacey had dreams of being a high fashion model before going to Dog River...unfortunately, the $250 she paid for her first portfolio was money poorly spent!

:lol:

Let me use yours and edit it a bit...

"Back in Toronto, Lacey had dreams of being a high fashion model before going to Dog River...unfortunately, the $250 she paid for her first portfolio was spent to care for the baby elks left behind." :(

hehehe :lol: You turned it into a tragedy :lol:

I figure you can have as many or as few characters as you like, talking on this one! :)

Lacey: "Gee Brent, you really are smiling huge for this picture."
Brent: "I'm not smiling...I think I got a bug on my front teeth."

:rofl: :clap :clap

It's ok Mikey, tell me your true feelings. :lol:

The gang posing for the front of Crummi' 0's, Oscar's favorite cereal. :lol:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox.jpg?t=1195103421

The gang posing for the front of Crummi' 0's, Oscar's favorite cereal. :lol:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox.jpg?t=1195103421
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: But.....shouldn't that be "Crankyos" then? :lol: :crazy:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: But.....shouldn't that be "Crankyos" then? :lol: :crazy:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The gang posing for the front of Crummi' 0's, Oscar's favorite cereal. :lol:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox.jpg?t=1195103421
It says, "No Added Vitamins"...:rofl:

It needs to say, "FILLED WITH NUTS!"

Lacey: "Brent, why are we standing out in front of the Grain elevator in a field of wet hay, for some stupid tourist pamphlet??"
Brent: " Don't blame me....YOU were the one who got that thing declared an historical site, now Fitzy wants it on the cover!"
Hank:"You think my MOM will see this?"
Oscar:"Jackass! They arent going to send this to the Saskatoon rest home!!"
Emma:"Greattt, 1000 wheat fields in Saskatchewan, and I have to be here with Oscar!"
Wanda:"Why arent i in front? I'm the shortest person here...no one is even going to SEE me!!"
Karen: "DAAAAAVISSSSS!!! Get your hand off my butt!!!"
Davis: "What are you talking ab.........oops that's not my hand..it's my Billy club!"

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox2.jpg

:rofl: Good work, Zone! :clap :clap

Apparently, i'll have to change Lacey's lines to: "Brent, why are we standing out in front of the Grain elevator in a field of wet hay, for some stupid cereal box label??" :rolleyes:

:D

Lacey: "Brent, why are we standing out in front of the Grain elevator in a field of wet hay, for some stupid tourist pamphlet??"
Brent: " Don't blame me....YOU were the one who got that thing declared an historical site, now Fitzy wants it on the cover!"
Hank:"You think my MOM will see this?"
Oscar:"Jackass! They arent going to send this to the Saskatoon rest home!!"
Emma:"Greattt, 1000 wheat fields in Saskatchewan, and I have to be here with Oscar!"
Wanda:"Why arent i in front? I'm the shortest person here...no one is even going to SEE me!!"
Karen: "DAAAAAVISSSSS!!! Get your hand off my butt!!!"
Davis: "What are you talking ab.........oops that's not my hand..it's my Billy club!"
:brent :rofl: :cheers: BRAVO!!!!!!!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cerealbox2.jpg
:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: THANX CHARLES!:cool:

No caption idea yet, Irene? :p

The bald man at the table thinking...*If I wasn't hearing him talk, his hands would be telling me a WHOLE different story.*

hehehe :lol: And what story IS that? :lol: (Seriously, i'm wondering just what youre seeing there, Irene ) ;)

My turn:
"Hi there, my name is Brent Leroy, and I want to welcome you all here to my seminar "Pumping your way to Riches"....Oh, and don't worry, all the Jerry cans on your tables, are filled with Champagne!"

hehehe :lol: And what story IS that? :lol: (Seriously, i'm wondering just what youre seeing there, Irene ) ;)

My turn:
"Hi there, my name is Brent Leroy, and I want to welcome you all here to my seminar "Pumping your way to Riches"....Oh, and don't worry, all the Jerry cans on your tables, are filled with Champagne!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rock:

Im not sure what caption to add here, but, i'm sure we can do something with it

Wow, they look great all dressed up.

I need to think abt this one for a bit.

me too :p

At the wake for Oscar's old buddy Russell, Emma spent the night holding Russel's brother Frank's hand, and Oscar spent the night sulking, 'cause they wouldnt let him wear his favorite hat, in the "viewing room"!

At the wake for Oscar's old buddy Russell, Emma spent the night holding Russel's brother Frank's hand, and Oscar spent the night sulking, 'cause they wouldnt let him wear his favorite hat, in the "viewing room"!
that is a great caption. :rofl:

At the Dog River black tie affair to benefit the local children's park, Emma waits and wonders if her nails look fabulous since it had been only four hours since Lacey gave her a manicure. Mr. Smith, a close friend, comforts her by covering her hands as he notices there is potting soil in and around her nails. Oscar...he wonders if everyone will notice his bald spot.


ok, that was not good, but I couldn't come up with anything.

:lol: :lol: Naww, that was pretty good , especially the bald spot part :) (I deffinately laughed)

:)

Hank to Brent: "Ohhh, I guess that pretty gal can't keep herself away from me. I feel her behind me just wanting to get my attention. I won't embarrass her. I will act like I don't know and just allow her to keep 'touching me'.

:rofl: :rofl: :roller: HAHAHAHA!!!! Man, I'm not sure i can even come close to THAT caption! :clap :clap :clap :lol:

After years of being probably the World's biggest "M*A*S*H" fan, somehow Hank failed to notice Radar O'Reilly sitting right behind him, in his old army fatigues! :eek:

Ohhhhhh yeah, it does look like Radar!!! :rofl: :brent

Its actually Oscar :lol:

:eek: OMG it doesn't seem like it is him. I thought it was like a trucker or someone like that. :rofl:

im running out of pics, but, maybe this one will work??

Davis trying to prove to Fitzy that Karen doesn't work as hard as Davis as they spy on her from a distance.

hehehe :lol:
ill think about this one a bit :D

Fitzy frisking Davis but Davis doesn't like how Fitzy is getting "frisky." :lol:

:lol:

Davis to Fitzy: "You know, Mr Mayor, being a Peace officer is hard enough without you watching every move I do.......and, I'd REALLY appreciate it if you took your hand off my @$$!"

There it is! :rofl:

Yeah, we WERE kind of on the same wavelenght there!!! ;) :lol:

ok...this is the very last pic i have that might work in this thread.....I will try to find more...wish me luck :p

Brent: "You know Wanda, I've been doing some quick calculations here, and as far as I can tell, you owe me $2500 in "free" licorice in the last fiscal year alone!"
Wanda: "mmmmmph?? Sorry Brent, what did you say? I couldn't hear you; too busy eating my licorice!"

Brent: "You know Wanda, I've been doing some quick calculations here, and as far as I can tell, you owe me $2500 in "free" licorice in the last fiscal year alone!"
Wanda: "mmmmmph?? Sorry Brent, what did you say? I couldn't hear you; too busy eating my licorice!"
:brent Pure genius!


Let me see...

Still nothing Irene? ...Where is Charles??? Come on Zone, play with us!!

Btw, i have some new funny CG pics, got at least another weeks worth :)

Oh, and Irene, you were right, that wasnt Oscar's back behind Hank, it was some farmer from Rouleau (Thats from a season 5 ep that played recently)

Still nothing Irene? ...Where is Charles??? Come on Zone, play with us!!

Btw, i have some new funny CG pics, got at least another weeks worth :)

Oh, and Irene, you were right, that wasnt Oscar's back behind Hank, it was some farmer from Rouleau (Thats from a season 5 ep that played recently)
Oh it wasn't Oscar? It didn't look like him from behind. That man seemed "bigger"...:rofl: Ok ok, let me look at the pic again.

Brent and Wanda looking at Brent's bookkeeper as he walks out of Corner Gas.

Brent: "I have no idea what he means when he says I need to cut back on candy costs and figure out why I am not making any profits on them."

Wanda: "Yeah, what did he mean by that? If you ask me, I think Hank is sneaking outta here with a few unpaid candy bars. Better keep your good eye on him Brent."

:rofl: :lol: :clap ......GOOD eye?? :rofl:

This should be the best one in awhile :D

Ok, something along the lines of those two people NOT looking happy abt being there. Hmmmm....:lol:

Fitzy's parents were so proud of him, when he told them he had become a politician.....but, his parent's dreams of seeing their son as Prime Minister of the country were shattered when he told them that he was only the Mayor of Dog River! :crazy:

Fitzy meeting his dad's new wife...by checking out her toosh with his hand. :lol:

:rofl::rofl: :rofl: Irene......you BAD ;) :rofl:

^^^^and you like me that way. ;) :lol:

I never said I was complaining , did I? :p ;)

Here's another one:

Front Page Dog River Howler photo:

Thursday, new Dog River residents, Johnathon and Miko Hoffleheimer are greeted by the DR "Welcome Wagon Society" and Mayor Fitzgerald....Rumour has it that the Hoffleheimers have now decided to relocate down the road to Wullerton!

I wish Charles would come back and play with us.

Karen: "Davis, it looks like somebody is robbing The Ruby."

Davis: "Ooo... They're having gravy on their fries... Are you hungry? I am..."


(My wife suggested I watch CG about a month ago. I had never heard of it. I've been watching ever since. Definitely one of my favorite shows! I only see it on WGN in Chicago. Are they still making new episodes? I only watch a couple sitcoms that are still in production. Gotta love the characters. They're all exactly what you'd expect. Sorry if interupted the thread a little here.)

Karen: "Davis, it looks like somebody is robbing The Ruby."

Davis: "Ooo... They're having gravy on their fries... Are you hungry? I am..." :lol: :lol: Pretty funny! :clap :)



(My wife suggested I watch CG about a month ago. I had never heard of it. I've been watching ever since. Definitely one of my favorite shows! I only see it on WGN in Chicago. Are they still making new episodes? I only watch a couple sitcoms that are still in production. Gotta love the characters. They're all exactly what you'd expect. Sorry if interupted the thread a little here.)
Welcome to the growing group at SO that I call the "Gassers" :)
To answer your Q, yes Corner Gas is still under production, we are in the middle of season 5 (Here in Canada) , but WGN is showing the first 4 seasons this year, i expect they will be showing season 5 next year. As far as interrupting the thread, please feel free to play with us anytime, and post in any of the CG threads....in fact, if you want to add new captions to any of the older pics on this thread, just copy them to a new post and caption to your hearts content ;)

Karen: "Davis, it looks like somebody is robbing The Ruby."

Davis: "Ooo... They're having gravy on their fries... Are you hungry? I am..."


(My wife suggested I watch CG about a month ago. I had never heard of it. I've been watching ever since. Definitely one of my favorite shows! I only see it on WGN in Chicago. Are they still making new episodes? I only watch a couple sitcoms that are still in production. Gotta love the characters. They're all exactly what you'd expect. Sorry if interupted the thread a little here.)
WELCOME ABOARD THIS THING WE CALL CORNER GAS!!!!!!

Your post...:brent :rofl: I agree with Mikey, that is friggin' hilarious!!!!

"Being that it was Karen and Davis's FIRST "Stake-out", neither of them realised that it would have worked out much better , if they had made themselves inconspicuous.....Of course, Davis reassured her that, as long as they weren't IN the Ruby, no one would even notice them watching!"

Another caption, same pic....
When Dog River got its first ever "Peeping Tom", Karen and Davis decided to get "into his head" by reenacting the crime; however, they changed the time for the reenactment from 1 Am, to 1 Pm.......because Davis is afraid of the dark!

Its time for a new one Irene, you go first ;)

Lacey: "Ooops. I forgot to put on underwear...sorry."

:rofl: I thought she looked kind of naughty there ;)

Lacey: "Brent, I'm thrilled that you want to paint me but, why do we need the popcorn bucket?"

Brent: "Silly, that's my lunch!"

Lacey: "Ooops. I forgot to put on underwear...sorry."
:lol:

yeah, Irene's was better than mine.....now if only Zone would come back and make one

Ok, here's a new one :D

Ok, here's a new one :D
Emma thinking to herself, "If that guy gets his hand ANY closer to my hand, I will pour my coffee on his head!"

^^^^:rofl: ^^^^

My turn..... "Bill had a "thing" for older women, unfortunately, he didnt know that Emma could bench press a dump truck, when she felt threatened" ;)

:lol: :lol:

Here's another:

Emma: "Is that YOU who smells? Or is the Ruby now serving a side order of manure with your coffee?"

:eek: :lol: Well, that would be the END of Bill, wouldnt it? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Here's another:

Emma: "Is that YOU who smells? Or is the Ruby now serving a side order of manure with your coffee?"
Actually, that's almost psychic of you Irene, in the ep from the past week, Emma actually DID get a job shovelling manure....and lost it for talking too much on the job! :lol:

If you look at her face in the pic, you can tell she is smiling, but you can look at it another way and it looks like she is going to grimace. :lol:

She always looks like that though :lol: (Part of her "charm")

To Emma:Wait! You're saying you WERE Princess Leia?

To Emma:Wait! You're saying you WERE Princess Leia?
:rofl: :roller: I wasnt expecting THAT! :lol:

To Emma: "Does my new hairstyle give me a better look?"

Emma: (long pause)..."Well, if you like going around looking like a gnome."

hehehhehehehehe (he DOES look like one, doesnt he? :lol: )

But, make one anyway ;)

Brent hadn't slept in over 24 hours. He was very tired. Lacey tried to get him to open his eyes for the camera but to no avail. Finally she said, "Brent, either open them eyes or you won't see me naked tonight!"

Brent hadn't slept in over 24 hours. He was very tired. Lacey tried to get him to open his eyes for the camera but to no avail. Finally she said, "Brent, either open them eyes or you won't see me naked tonight!"
:eek: Now I'M making those eyes! :lol:

:eek: Now I'M making those eyes! :lol:
I bet you are. ;) :lol:

"Brent was totally amazed to see that, in a drunken stupor the night before, he'd been roped by Lacey into doing the "Dance with the Dog River Stars" cable TV show!"

btw, of all the pics of Gabrielle/Lacey I've seen, I think this is by FAR the sexiest one I've seen (Incl the "topless" one)

"Brent was totally amazed to see that, in a drunken stupor the night before, he'd been roped by Lacey into doing the "Dance with the Dog River Stars" cable TV show!"
:lol:

Yeah, he was hoping that in that drunken stupor that he would have been in Lacey's arms, even if he would not have remembered it. ;)

who wouldnt? ;) :lol:

"Lacey was shocked to find out that Brent's head was actually bigger than the lenght of her forearms!" :lol:

"Brent was shocked by the pain of Lacey's heel digging into his foot as she tried to get him to open his eyes for the camera."

"Brent was shocked by the pain of Lacey's heel digging into his foot as she tried to get him to open his eyes for the camera."
:rofl: hahahahahaha!!!! OK FOLKS, I GIVE...... WE HAVE A WINNER!

:rofl: hahahahahaha!!!! OK FOLKS, I GIVE...... WE HAVE A WINNER!
;) We both are winners, to have come up with so many captions. :lol: Actually, that was my first choice of a caption, but I wanted to save that for possibly last. :cheer:

You deffinately saved the best for last then :)

Ok one more from me just for fun....

FROM eP #3 SEASON 6 "BRENT GETS STAGEFRIGHT"

Lacey: "Brent, look, we're on national television, all across Canada!....."
Brent: "......."
Lacey: "Say something Brent!"
Brent: "Hummina hummina hummina......"

Ok one more from me just for fun....

FROM eP #3 SEASON 6 "BRENT GETS STAGEFRIGHT"

Lacey: "Brent, look, we're on national television, all across Canada!....."
Brent: "......."
Lacey: "Say something Brent!"
Brent: "Hummina hummina hummina......"
:lol: He has "televisionitis" :lol:

Or he's "channeling" Jackie Gleason :lol:

Brent came at Lacey too fast and she instinctively put him in the Vulcan death grip.

:lol: she can deathgrip me anyday ;)

I just LOVE the normally low-keyed Karen's expression! :lol:

Karen in shock after finding out the smell she just inhaled came from the men's restroom...

Wanda: "Yeah...Brent was just in there. I think it was a bad chili dog."

:rofl: :lol:

Karen: "Look Brent, i know it's Your gas station but, what me and Wanda do on HER lunch break is OUR business!"

Wanda: "Besides, Karen is the best kisser in Dog River, and i wanted some pointers for my date tonight!"

Awesome!!! :rofl:

Karen: "Look Davis, I am NOT going to arrest poor Wanda here, JUST because you found a stale peanut in your pack of M&Ms!"

Karen: "Look Davis, I am NOT going to arrest poor Wanda here, JUST because you found a stale peanut in your pack of M&Ms!"
:rofl:


Wanda to Karen: "See that above the shelf there? That is a picture of Brent in his boxer shorts. I put it there yesterday. Funny thing though, Brent hasn't noticed it yet. I don't think he ever will."

:rofl: :lol: Apparently Karen STILL thinks that "Brent is hot" (as in "The Brent effect"), judging by her expression! :lol:

Karen: "Look Davis, I am NOT going to arrest poor Wanda here, JUST because you found a stale peanut in your pack of M&Ms!"
You know, i really could see Davis, with his penchant for making up his own laws, doing this! ;)

Karen: "Omigod , Davis....Are you wearing a pink thong????"

Wanda: "EWWWWW!!!!"

^^^^^:rofl:


Wanda pointing out the height sticker on the door to Karen as Davis walks out of the store: "I told you Davis was not as tall as he claimed."
Karen is shocked.

hehehe

Ok here's a new one.....this one might take a little extra thought (I know i dont have any ideas yet)

The director tells the camera guy, "Get this guy's best side."

Brent turns his head numerous times.

The camera guy, "This guy has no good side."

:rofl: :lol: :clap

Brent: "How many times do i have to tell you "In search of" guys, I'm NOT the SASQUATCH*, so, get those TV cameras off my property!!!"

*Canadian name for "Bigfoot"

:rofl: :lol:



Yes I know Sasquatch Mikey. I am Bigfoot fan. ;)

Brent Kept Having This Strange Feeling That Someone Was "watching" Him

Brent wasn't sure, but he thought he saw Lacey jogging by in very short shorts and a tank top.

Brent wasn't sure, but he thought he saw Lacey jogging by in very short shorts and a tank top.
Well, good thing there's a big camera there to record it then (Ill take 5 copies) :lol:

Camera?? WHAT Camera???

And another!!!!!

"The future Mr and Mrs Leroy, had a very exciting courtship!"

"Despite all the money Lacey had paid to have the stage built and to book the acts, the new Ruby House Band just wasnt "Wowing" ANYONE!"

When the entire wall of the Ruby fell down, Brent was rightfully stunned, but Lacey didn't even bother to look up...

:lol: Yeah, they sure look like they are bored , dont they? :lol:

C'mon Irene, cant you think of one for this pic? (Or should I post a new one? )

This is one of those pics that for some reason I really need to think abt. I have come here three times since you posted it and I can't think of one. Gimme more time..PLEEEEEEEEEZE...;)


Your comments have been :rofl: You came up with so many. Damn!!!

Brent (Thinking to himself) Should I tell Lacey there was a hair in my coffee cup?

Lacey (Thinking to herself) I hope Brent doesn't find out I used this same towel to dry my hair.

Brent (Thinking to himself) Should I tell Lacey there was a hair in my coffee cup?

Lacey (Thinking to herself) I hope Brent doesn't find out I used this same towel to dry my hair.
:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Charles, you deffinately got THAT one nailed! :lol: :rofl: :clap :clap

Brent: "Lacey, don't you think you should get that big hole in the wall fixed?"

Lacey: "Not until I get the air conditioner repaired, first!"

Lacey miffed at Brent's insensitive comment to her abt the mole on her chest area.

Brent thinking to himself, "What was wrong with saying, "Is that a dead fly there?"

:lol: :rofl: Nassssssty ;)

YAY, it's Karen & Davis!!!:D

YAY, it's Karen & Davis!!!:D
Whoa, that was fast. :lol:

Ok, I got one:

Davis: "Ooooh, look over there. It looks like the kids left their kickball in the park. Let's go get it."

Karen rolling her eyes.

:lol: hehehe I like this pic.......I think well be able to make several captions :)

Karen: "....But, Listen Davis, I'm SURE i just heard a moan coming out of this Dumpster!!"

Davis: "Yeah yeah, that's nice...........Hey, look there....Brent is JAYWALKING....Let's GET him!!!"

Davis: Alright, Karen. The coast is clear, Now jump in that dumpster and find us something to sell on eBay.

Karen: Geez, Why do I end-up doing all the dirty work?

OMG :brent...Charles and Mikey those are awesome!!!!! :rofl: I am going to post more for this pic. *thinking*

Davis: Alright, Karen. The coast is clear, Now jump in that dumpster and find us something to sell on eBay.

Karen: Geez, Why do end-up doing all the dirty work?
:rofl:

Karen: "Alright Davis, I appologize........ you made your point, talking to you ISN'T the same as talking to a brick wall!!"

:lol:

Davis: "Ok Karen. Here come those two kids. When they get close, I will jump out and you interrogate them about being tardy for school. That will give me reason to take away those chocolate bars they have."

Karen : "Not the old, "Chocolate is bad for you" lecture again Davis!"

^^:lol: :rofl: hahahahahahaha!!! (I could see Davis doing that!)

Karen: "Alright Davis, I appologize........ you made your point, talking to you ISN'T the same as talking to a brick wall!!"

and she could add:

".....the brick wall is SMARTER!" hehehe :lol:

and she could add:

".....the brick wall is SMARTER!" hehehe :lol:
:lol: :lol:



Davis: "Sshhhhhh. Here comes Wanda. I will prove to her once and for all that it is possible to be so scared you can pee in your pants."

:lol: :rofl:


I KNEW that was a good pic! ;)

Davis: "....And then the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a tree , kinda like this, and waited for Little Red Riding hood to come skipping along; then........."

:rofl: It was a good choice for a pic. You can hit your 25k post mark here alone. :lol:

:rofl: It was a good choice for a pic. You can hit your 25k post mark here alone. :lol:
:lol: I know, Karen's expression is worth 1000 words :D

Davis: "Aww, C'mon Karen, it's called "statue tag"; it's lots of fun!"

Here's a new one ( Maybe I should do one a week to save pics but, this is just too fun! ;))

Lacey is feeling happy now that she has bodyguards with her since the ex is back in town.


I liked the previous pic so much, I still want to do that one. :lol:

Lacey is feeling happy now that she has bodyguards with her since the ex is back in town.


I liked the previous pic so much, I still want to do that one. :lol:

:lol:
Go ahead, just copy and paste the pic to your post so we know which pic youre making the caption for ;)

Everyone singing: "WE'RE.........OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDDDDDDDDD......"

Everyone singing: "WE'RE.........OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDDDDDDDDD......"
:brent Good one!

Everyone singing: "WE'RE.........OFF TO SEE THE WIZARDDDDDDDDD......"
Fitzy: "HEY! How come LACEY gets to be Dorothy??":mad:

Brent to Fitzy: "I don't think holding hands is really necessary."

Brent to Fitzy: "I don't think holding hands is really necessary."
:rofl: :brent:

Here they are.......THE DOG RIVER LINE DANCING CLUB

:rofl:

"Riverdance! Here we come!"

:rofl:

"Riverdance! Here we come!"
:rofl: :lol:

Brent: "Wow Lacey, your hand is so soft!"

Bill (in beard): "Ummm, Brent, that's MY hand you're holding......"

Brent: "It IS?? Oh geez, I guess it's time to get the prescription on my glasses changed again!"

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/cornergas.png
"There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

:rofl: ^^^

Fitzy: "As Mayor of Dog River, I think I should be in charge and......Hey! That is NOT how to walk in "single file"!!!"

But, the pic is so good, that i cant resist :cool:

Brent: *thinking to himself* "Oh man, I sure do love the view from back here."

^^^^:lol:^^^^ I hadnt thought about it but, Brent DOES seem to be "checking her out", doesnt he? :rofl:

Lacey: "Brent, what is that LOOK on your face? ......is Wanda standing behind me, making fun of my butt AGAIN?"

Lacey: "Brent, what is that LOOK on your face? ......is Wanda standing behind me, making fun of my butt AGAIN?"
:rofl:


Wanda: "My butt is bigger than your butt. Wait...what butt?" *laughs*

hehehe :lol: Wanda has bigger everything, except height ;)

"THE TALENT COMPETITION AT THE BI-ANNUAL "MISS DOG RIVER" BEAUTY PAGEANT, WAS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!"

Lacey: "Brent, don't you like my Thanksgiving menu?"

Wanda: "I'll show you a sweet potato!"

Lacey: "Brent, don't you like my Thanksgiving menu?"

Wanda: "I'll show you a sweet potato!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

heheheh :lol:
Lacey:
"Ok, its a scarf.......my belt got too small and I needed SOMETHING to keep my pants on, OK????"

Lacey: "What? The "bump" is back???? Oh great, I havent even mastered the chicken dance yet!!!"

Note: In this caption, the actors are talking as themselves, between takes-


Brent Butt: (off camera) "I'm sorry Gabrielle, but, I'm making "Wanda" the co-star of the show, instead of "Lacey"............and it has NOTHING to do with the fact that Nancy and I sleep together!"

Nancy: "That's right, and besides, it was MY idea!"

:brent at both your captions^^^^

Karen: "Davis I am telling you there are no aliens and no crop circles. Those marks were left by that farmer's tractor." *rolls her eyes*

:lol: Dumpster Aliens ;)

Dumpster Aliens...:lol:

Davis: "Ok Karen, he comes the truck from the bakery. *in a giddy voice* I love Wednesdays because they dump day old bagels and croissants in the trash."

ALSO:

Davis: "Here she comes...(referring to Wanda) as soon as she gets close, I will jump out and you grab Emma's potato bowl away from her. Oh, and be careful, don't drop it or else Emma will be real mad."

hehehehe :lol: I like the potato bowl one

Lacey: "Brent! Why are you laughing? I am serious. And here you are laughing as if Wanda were doing something silly behind my back!"

Here's a new one :) Oh,,,,and she's offering Brent a French fry, not giving him the finger here ( I guess I used too low a resolution when i scanned this) :lol:

Lacey: "Brent! Why are you laughing? I am serious. And here you are laughing as if Wanda were doing something silly behind my back!":rofl: :clap :clap

Brent: "Well, Oz is not what it's cracked up to be, is it?" (referring to the other pic you posted)

Davis: "This pie is so good. Is there more? Why are you all so unhappy?"
:D

Oz as in the prison show?? Sorry hun, I dont get that part, but, Davis is right on key! :lol:

Lacey: "C'mon Brent, have a French fry, it will make you feel better."
Brent: "No WAY Lacey, I'm on a hunger strike until Hank takes that BACK!"
Hank: "No way Brent, I say that Superman would lose a footrace against the Flash and I'm not changing my mind!!!"

"We're off to see the Wizard" the other pic where Lacey and the guys are walking behind her. ;) That is why I mentioned OZ. :lol:

ohhhhhh :lol:

Lacey: "C'mon Brent, have a French fry, it will make you feel better."
Brent: "No WAY Lacey, I'm on a hunger strike until Hank takes that BACK!"
Hank: "No way Brent, I say that Superman would lose a footrace against the Flash and I'm not changing my mind!!!"
:rofl:

Let me add to your lines...

Davis: "This pie is great. I hope there is more."

Emma: "Pizza? My meat loaf is waaaay better than this stuff."

Oscar: "I'd rather have some of my homemade beer than this stuff."

Wanda: "Lacey, why are you dressed like someone from Hee Haw?"

:lol: :rofl: That was a mean thing to say about Laceys dress :rofl:

:lol: :rofl: That was a mean thing to say about Laceys dress :rofl:
Remember, it's Wanda saying it. Queen of sarcasm. ;) :lol:

Hank: "Hey Lacey, howcome you never hand-feed ME fries?"
Emma: "Because no one wants to get that CLOSE to you, Mr. No bath!"
Wanda: "Hey!!!! Insulting Hank is MY Job!!!"
Brent: "It MUST be , cause you sure don't do much ELSE at the gas station!"

Hank: "Hey Lacey, howcome you never hand-feed ME fries?"
Emma: "Because no one wants to get that CLOSE to you, Mr. No bath!"
Wanda: "Hey!!!! Insulting Hank is MY Job!!!"
Brent: "It MUST be , cause you sure don't do much ELSE at the gas station!"
:brent :thumbsup:

Let me add to that caption:

Davis: "Mmmmm....this pie is good. Is there more?"


:lol: You know how Davis loves to eat. ;)