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callmetootie
04-30-2001, 08:47 PM
September 6th, 1990

[Andy walks into the store]

Andy: Hey girls, just got back from my last swim at the pool. What's up?
Natalie: We're totally screwed. I don't see how we can have an end of summer sale.
Andy: Why?
Natalie: Well, we are out of dinosaur clocks and we are low on penquin erasers.
Blair: Maybe we should order some more inventory.
Natalie: I don't know, we may have to get rid of some stuff.
Andy: Well, I have other things on MY mind. I'm prepared and ready for Peekskill high. I just hope that they're ready for me.
Beverly Ann: I can't wait until my little Andy goes to high school. Ewe!

[In the living room]

Andy: Mom, can you turn on the Tv? Roseanne is gonna be on in 10 minutes!
Beverly Ann: Oh, I love that show! Is that the one with those 2 guys with black hair?
Andy: That's Perfect Strangers.
Beverly Ann: Now why do I always get those 2 mixed up?
Andy: I can't wait until tomorrow. I'll be going to a school with girls!
Blair: Weren't there girls at the middle school?
Andy: Not these kinds of girls. It's another species of chicks at high school!
Beverly Ann: Andy, it's on!
Andy: Mom, this is The Muppet Show!
Beverly Ann: Oh, I thought that that green guy was Roseanne for a minute. Or was that Big Bird?

[Beverly Ann dropping off Andy at high school]

Beverly Ann: Now, I packed your tunafish sandwich and tofu cheese in your backpack. Good Luck!
Andy: Bye Mom!
Andy: Ok, now I have to check out the class list.

[Andy looks at his class list]

Andy: Oh my, there's no one from my middle school in my class! And there's people with names like Biff! What kind of name is Biff?

[Someone talks behind him]

Biff: Is there something wrong with my name, Punk?

[Andy looks behind at him]

Andy: Oh mercy, don't hurt me!
Biff: You better watch what you say next time geek, or you'll be sweeping up yourself.

[Andy goes to class] [Looks at a bunch of boys in the back of it]

Andy: Hi guys, I'm Andy, what your guy's names?
Roger: Hi, I'm Roger. These are my buddies: Tom, Richard, and Felipe.
Roger: I've been held back 11 times since 1979, and I'm married to a great girl named Nancy Olsen.
Andy: That's nice. So, what do you guys do for fun here?
Felipe: We do stuff. Do you want to be part of our group? We meet at The Rusty Nail everyday after school.
Andy: Sure, but what's The Rusty Nail?
Richard: It's a place where we like to cool down and forget about our problems.
Roger: Meet us there at 3:30.

[Back at the store]

Natalie: Are we gonna sell a damn thing here?
Blair: We could always give away stuff.
Beverly Ann: I hope that Andy's having fun at school. What time is it anyway?
Blair: Let me check the dinosaur clock. It's 17 roars to 3:00.
Beverly Ann: I'm gonna head out to pick up Andy, I forgot to tell him that I would pick him up.
Blair: See ya Beverly Ann.

[Back At School]

School Bell: Ring!!!!!!!!!

Andy: Ok, now let me see where I can find a map to the Rusty Nail. I'll check the phone book. Ok, 705 Hauser Street. I'll take a walk down there.

[At The Rusty Nail]

[The sign reads The Rusty Nail Tavern]

Andy: What is this?
Felipe: Hi Andy, so are you read to go in, the others are waiting for you.
Andy: I guess so.
Felipe: Oh andy, don't walk in the entrance, we are taking the back door.
Andy: Ok.
Felipe: Welcome to The Rusty Nail.

[There are beer boxes stacked in a small room]

Andy: I don't know if I should go in.
Felipe: C'mon Moffet, come inside.
Richard: Andy, how r u doin?
Roger: Can you feel the heat. It feel soooo good!
Felipe: Here Andy, try one.
Andy: This is a marijunia cigarette! Why are you guys using this? This is...This Is...
Roger: Oh Andy, you have to try one, you have to feel the power of one of these.
Andy: I'm out of here.

[Andy runs out but Felipe grabs him by the jacket]

Andy: Stop it! Let go of me! Help!

[Back At The School]

Beverly Ann: I guess that Andy's not here. Oh well, I guess I'll go home.

[Back At The Bar]

Andy: You guys stop it!
Felipe: I'am going to stick this in your mouth if you don't try it, now do it kid!
Andy: Stop it! Leave me alone!

[Andy kicks him in the croutch]

Felipe: Marerena!!! That hurt!
Andy: Help! Help! Help! Someone!

[Beverly Ann driving down the road]

Andy: Mom!
Beverly Ann: Andy!
Andy: Mom, I'm so glad you're here. Let's go home.
Beverly Ann: What happened, why is your jacket ripped.
Andy: They tried to give me marijuina, they wanted me to get high.

[They stare at eachother]




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Andrew Carden

callmetootie
05-01-2001, 03:30 PM
So, how do you people like it?

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Andrew Carden

BlairandJo
05-01-2001, 03:54 PM
Its ok so far.

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How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up your teeth in french?
-Jo
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[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 05-01-2001).]

[This message has been edited by BlairandJo (edited 05-23-2001).]

FOL85NatandMrsGRock
05-04-2001, 05:01 PM
n offense, butt after getting to know beverly ann and andy VERy well i dont thinkt hat andy (being the cool guy he is) would try to run away from people doing marijuana.. remember, he tries to fit in very hard!! haha.. and i don't think that the kids would SHOVE it down his fricken throat there! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif haha... most likely they'd be like ok.. cool with us... it was a good plot but could use more imput and a better stmina in point.... sorry! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif