Welcome to the Insanity!!

Running From the Dogs

The Scary Housekeeper

Two to Tango (Benson & Gretchen)

It's Not Easy Being Sane (Benson)

No One Gets Past Me (Gretchen)

I'm Going to Be Famous, Funnier and RICHER Than All of You!! (starring Frankie aka Jerry Seinfeld)

Get Me to the Elevator on Time (starring an in-labor Denise)

The Krabby Kraus

Sauer-kraus

The Lovely Girl with the Hair of Gold (Katie)

KISS N Katie

The Goofy Gatling Governor

Spray It Like You Mean It (Benson getting doused by the sprinklers his frist day on the job)

The Taylor Has Two Faces

Lions and Tigers and Bearskin Rugs...oh my!

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie (starring Benson)

Man's Not So Best Friend (also starring Benson)

Gone To the Dogs (starring...:lol:)

Who Let the Dogs IN!?

Whiny Crabby People

Scary Maid Service (Kraus)

I'm Going on a Manhunt (Marcy)

You've Got the Cutest Little Strudelface (Kraus & Taylor)

Gretchen In Your Kitchen

Dazed & Confused (Gov. Gatling)

Hey, Where's My Pink Lady Jacket!? (Denise)

I'm a Beauty School Droput (Denise)

Have I Got a Boring Story For You! (Gov. Gatling)

Taylor WHO!?

I Married Batman (Marcy)

The Eavesdropper (Marcy)

Hey, Why Aren't We On the Starship Enterprise? (Clayton and Pete)

I Was an Animated Disney French Chef (Clayton)

Peach Melba, Anyone? (Gov. Gatling)

Flight of The Odo

Three Men In A Small John

Gridiron Gretchen

Kung Fu Kraus

Kicking & Screaming

The German & The Gatekeeper

Marcy Meets Moronic Married Man

Soap Refugee
Jessica Tate's Bi--h
No nonsense Nipsey
I came to work at the governor's mansion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I came to work at the governor's mansion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I like that one. :lol:

:yourock:

Thanks! LOL. :wave: :lol:

I like that one. :lol:

I like the T-shirt one, too. Here's a few more:

German Grudgematch with Gretchen

They Saved Benson's Brain

Marcy Hills and Man Hunters

Commiserating Over Cookies (starring Benson & Gov. Gatling)

Here Comes The Sun...DUCK!! (Benson at Katie's play rehearsal)

Silver Hair and the Silver Tongue (Gov. Gatling & Benson)

Here Comes The Sun...DUCK!! (Benson at Katie's play rehearsal)

:lol:

And don't forget the title that could apply to virtually every episode:

Got milk? :cow: :cheers:

^ :nod: :thumbsup:

I always wonderd if they where getting kick-backs from the American Dairy Association. :rolleyes:

The Biggest Bug Here Is Taylor (then later Clayton)

Fe Fi Fo Fum (starring Kraus)

Kids Say the Darndest Things (starring Katie)

"How To Attract A Man", by Gretchen Kraus.

"How To Attract A Man", by Gretchen Kraus.
Or, "How NOT to Attract a Man". :rofl:

Or, "How NOT to Attract a Man". :rofl:

Well...it had sarcasm written all over it. :lol:

Well...it had sarcasm written all over it. :lol:
I figured that. Gretchen's tactics even scared ME!! :rofl: How about:

How To Lose a Guy In 10 Seconds

Larry: Gone In 60 Seconds

Lectures from Marcy :rolleyes: :lol:

I figured that. Gretchen's tactics even scared ME!! :rofl: How about:

How To Lose a Guy In 10 Seconds

Larry: Gone In 60 Seconds

Lectures from Marcy :rolleyes: :lol:


Eavesdropping tips from Marcy

EDIT: How to be a better listener, by Marcy Hill :lol:

" Look Who's Coming to The Mother Daughter Picnic ".:lol:

The World According to Gov. (starring Gene Gatling!)

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut (starring the entire staff)

Desperately Seeking Husband (starring Marcy)

Governors, Gatlings & Germans - Oh My!!

Twits of the World Unite (starring Taylor)

Shut Up, Taylor (or Clayton)!

Run, Run, Run Away From Cassandra Turner!!

Not So Funny Jokes By Frankie

Pete the Human Vacuum Cleaner

The Doors Have Ears (Marcy)

"Oh Boy!" (the whole series) (a reference back to Soap and what the Major called him that he loved so much) ;)

DON'T Come Fly With Me (Benson, Gov. Gatling, Marcy, Clayton and Pete)

Dan the Man (aka Marcy's Man)

Love Culminates in an Elevator (Pete & Denise)

Feet of Clayton

Jars of Clayton

Who's Taylor??

Boarding School Dropout (Katie)

*This title is a takeoff on Grease's Beauty School Dropout, a number featuring Frenchy, played by future Benson cast member Didi Conn (Denise). :cool: :D

Citizen Cane (Kraus taking care of the would-be assassin)

Is it just me, or did Inga Swenson seem to really enjoy doing that scene? She looked like she was having a ball. :rofl:

Citizen Cane (Kraus taking care of the would-be assassin)

Is it just me, or did Inga Swenson seem to really enjoy doing that scene? She looked like she was having a ball. :rofl:

Yeah, that was classic. I'd have hated to be him though. :lol:

Yeah, that was classic. I'd have hated to be him though. :lol:
Me, too. :rofl: Inga/Gretchen = TERRIFIC!! :D

I always wonderd if they where getting kick-backs from the American Dairy Association. :rolleyes:
I wouldn't be surprised. :lol: