View Full Version : Boneheaded Bank Robber Uses His Own Check for Holdup


Zoneboy
09-11-2007, 07:28 PM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bumbling_robber;_ylt=AowStX2v47u66OyfUo4lb.DtiBIF)

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A note demanding money from a bank teller was written on a check that authorities said belonged to the suspect. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently scratched his name off one of his own checks, then used that check to write a note used in a bank robbery Sept. 5, according to authorities.


"We could still make it out even though he blacked it out," said Rene VonderHaar, FBI special agent.

Bissonnette remained in federal custody Tuesday after turning himself in on Friday.

Nearly $5,000 was taken during the robbery at the Bank of the West in Englewood.

Ireneparalegal
09-11-2007, 11:02 PM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bumbling_robber;_ylt=AowStX2v47u66OyfUo4lb.DtiBIF)

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. - A note demanding money from a bank teller was written on a check that authorities said belonged to the suspect. Forest Kelly Bissonnette, 27, apparently scratched his name off one of his own checks, then used that check to write a note used in a bank robbery Sept. 5, according to authorities.


"We could still make it out even though he blacked it out," said Rene VonderHaar, FBI special agent.

Bissonnette remained in federal custody Tuesday after turning himself in on Friday.

Nearly $5,000 was taken during the robbery at the Bank of the West in Englewood.
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Mikado
09-11-2007, 11:05 PM
:rofl:

Ireneparalegal
09-11-2007, 11:15 PM
He obviously didn't have the cash to buy some blank paper, thus having to resort using one of his own checks to write on. :lol:

Mikado
09-11-2007, 11:24 PM
"Hey, i have an account here, couldnt I at LEAST get my bankbook updated??"

catlover79
09-11-2007, 11:56 PM
:lol: :rofl: :brent

Lex Luthor
09-12-2007, 01:32 AM
In-breeding is bad

Mikado
09-12-2007, 02:16 AM
hehehehe :lol:

Dynomite
09-12-2007, 09:49 AM
Chump change artist gets what he deserves for robbing a bank. May the Federal Court judge throw the book at him.

rosered
09-12-2007, 10:44 AM
what an idiot. This is the second story i've read about criminals being idiots. I cant remember the details of the first one but basically this guy vandalized something and left his name on it and thats how the cops caught him...wow

mc_light1202
09-12-2007, 10:36 PM
LOL. That remindes me of the dumbass that robbed us a few months ago and was seen lingering around the boulevard the next day. Criminals... I guess they are criminals for a reason.

Mikado
09-12-2007, 11:41 PM
LOL. That remindes me of the dumbass that robbed us a few months ago and was seen lingering around the boulevard the next day. Criminals... I guess they are criminals for a reason.
When my parents house got robbed, they found the guys who did it cause....
they gave their little brother one of the booze bottles they took....
and he collapsed drunk, and throwing up........................on a cop car! :lol: :rofl:
(True story, I SWEAR!! )

catlover79
09-12-2007, 11:47 PM
When my parents house got robbed, they found the guys who did it cause....
they gave their little brother one of the booze bottles they took....
and he collapsed drunk, and throwing up........................on a cop car! :lol: :rofl:
(True story, I SWEAR!! )
That's an Emmy-winning episode of COPS right there!! :rofl:

Lex Luthor
09-12-2007, 11:56 PM
There was a local Pharmacy that got robbed a feww years back and the theif couldn't wait to down some percocet.

They found him in the morning passed out on the floor