NickatNite-FOL-fan
04-16-2001, 01:16 AM
(Mrs. Garret is cleaning up her house waiting for the girls while talking to Bruce)
Bruce: Clam down, Edna. You're running like you're training for the Olympics!
Mrs. G: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I haven't seen the girls for such a long time and they've all become very successful. I just want this place to look nice for them.
(Doorbell rings)
Bruce: Well, I'm guessing that's one of them.
(Mrs. G. runs for the door)
Mrs. G: Blair, Sue Ann, Nancy! Come on in!
The girls: Hi.
(They all hug)
Blair: We met eachother on the way here so we decided to drop by together.
Mrs G: Wonderful! I'm very proud of you. Blair... being the owner of Warner Textile Corporation. And you two, Nancy and Sue Ann, running your own business as partners.
Girls: Thanks.
Nancy: Is anyone else here?
Mrs G; No one but me and Bruce. Oh, by the way, Nancy and Sue Ann. You never got to meet my husband. Bruce, this is Nancy Olsen and Sue Ann Weaver. I was the housemother for a year.
Girls: Nice to meet you.
Bruce: Nice to meet you too.
(Doorbell rings)
Mrs G: Natalie, Tootie, Cindy! Hi!
(More hugging)
Blair: So, Cindy. You finally quit modeling because of the Olympic training?
Cindy: No. Now I'm a model and a track star. My coach says I should win the gold this year.
Mrs G: Speaking of gold, didn't you bring your Oscar, Tootie?
Tootie: Right here.
(Tootie pulls the award out of her purse)
Mrs G: Oh, that's lovely! Oh, and Natalie. I love all of your books.
Natalie: Thanks. Here are some of the awards that they've one.
Blair: Is Mrs. Good-Wrench gonna show up?
Mrs G: She said she'd be here and...
(bell rings)
Mrs G: That must be her.
Mrs G: J... Molly?
Molly: Well that's a nice welcome!
Mrs G: Oh I'm sorry. Come on in Mrs. Grammy award winner. Did you bring it?
Molly: Right here?
Mrs G: This is great! All of my girls have grown to be successful women.
(bell rings)
Mrs G: That must be Jo.
(She opens door)
Mrs G: Jo! Geri!
Jo: Hey, Mrs. G!
Mrs G: Geri, aren't you going to be on Comedy Central soon?
Geri: I sure am.
Mrs G: Good. Later, I want you to tell me when it plays so I can see it. And now about you, President of General Motors.
Blair: I can't believe you finally made as much money as me.
Jo: Well, it was bound to happen some day.
Blair: So what's it like being like me?
Jo: I wouldn't know. I'm not a shallow, snobby blonde.
Tootie: Will things ever change between you guys?
Blair and Jo: No.
Natalie: Where's Beverly Ann?
(Car crash outside)
Blair: If that was my porshe...
Mrs G: She's here.
(They open door and more hugging)
Beverly: So how come you're not living in Africa anymore?
Mrs G: We missed it here in Peekskill.
Blair: Missed Peekskill? The only thing I'd ever miss about the country is...
Jo: Let me guess... Bloomingdales.
Blair: How'd you know?
Jo: Lucky guess.
Mrs G: And Andy here is also a model. Why don't you show us some of your pictures.
Andy: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Natalie: Trust him, Mrs. Garret.
Mrs G: Why?
Jo: Don't you know what he models for?
Mrs G: No. What?
All: Playgirl.
Mrs G: Oh, my! Andy.......
Beverly: I tried to talk him out of it but some girl convinced him to do it and you know how he is when it comes to girls.
Mrs G: Oh, yes. But at least everyone has a good life now. Fame, money...
Blair: What about you?
Mrs G: Oh, I'm retired.
Tootie: No more Edna's Edibles or Over Our Heads?
Mrs G: No. I like my life the way it is. Nice and quiet.
(I know that this should have some kind of a better ending but if anyone would like to, they can finish it for me. Thanks for reading)
Bruce: Clam down, Edna. You're running like you're training for the Olympics!
Mrs. G: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I haven't seen the girls for such a long time and they've all become very successful. I just want this place to look nice for them.
(Doorbell rings)
Bruce: Well, I'm guessing that's one of them.
(Mrs. G. runs for the door)
Mrs. G: Blair, Sue Ann, Nancy! Come on in!
The girls: Hi.
(They all hug)
Blair: We met eachother on the way here so we decided to drop by together.
Mrs G: Wonderful! I'm very proud of you. Blair... being the owner of Warner Textile Corporation. And you two, Nancy and Sue Ann, running your own business as partners.
Girls: Thanks.
Nancy: Is anyone else here?
Mrs G; No one but me and Bruce. Oh, by the way, Nancy and Sue Ann. You never got to meet my husband. Bruce, this is Nancy Olsen and Sue Ann Weaver. I was the housemother for a year.
Girls: Nice to meet you.
Bruce: Nice to meet you too.
(Doorbell rings)
Mrs G: Natalie, Tootie, Cindy! Hi!
(More hugging)
Blair: So, Cindy. You finally quit modeling because of the Olympic training?
Cindy: No. Now I'm a model and a track star. My coach says I should win the gold this year.
Mrs G: Speaking of gold, didn't you bring your Oscar, Tootie?
Tootie: Right here.
(Tootie pulls the award out of her purse)
Mrs G: Oh, that's lovely! Oh, and Natalie. I love all of your books.
Natalie: Thanks. Here are some of the awards that they've one.
Blair: Is Mrs. Good-Wrench gonna show up?
Mrs G: She said she'd be here and...
(bell rings)
Mrs G: That must be her.
Mrs G: J... Molly?
Molly: Well that's a nice welcome!
Mrs G: Oh I'm sorry. Come on in Mrs. Grammy award winner. Did you bring it?
Molly: Right here?
Mrs G: This is great! All of my girls have grown to be successful women.
(bell rings)
Mrs G: That must be Jo.
(She opens door)
Mrs G: Jo! Geri!
Jo: Hey, Mrs. G!
Mrs G: Geri, aren't you going to be on Comedy Central soon?
Geri: I sure am.
Mrs G: Good. Later, I want you to tell me when it plays so I can see it. And now about you, President of General Motors.
Blair: I can't believe you finally made as much money as me.
Jo: Well, it was bound to happen some day.
Blair: So what's it like being like me?
Jo: I wouldn't know. I'm not a shallow, snobby blonde.
Tootie: Will things ever change between you guys?
Blair and Jo: No.
Natalie: Where's Beverly Ann?
(Car crash outside)
Blair: If that was my porshe...
Mrs G: She's here.
(They open door and more hugging)
Beverly: So how come you're not living in Africa anymore?
Mrs G: We missed it here in Peekskill.
Blair: Missed Peekskill? The only thing I'd ever miss about the country is...
Jo: Let me guess... Bloomingdales.
Blair: How'd you know?
Jo: Lucky guess.
Mrs G: And Andy here is also a model. Why don't you show us some of your pictures.
Andy: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Natalie: Trust him, Mrs. Garret.
Mrs G: Why?
Jo: Don't you know what he models for?
Mrs G: No. What?
All: Playgirl.
Mrs G: Oh, my! Andy.......
Beverly: I tried to talk him out of it but some girl convinced him to do it and you know how he is when it comes to girls.
Mrs G: Oh, yes. But at least everyone has a good life now. Fame, money...
Blair: What about you?
Mrs G: Oh, I'm retired.
Tootie: No more Edna's Edibles or Over Our Heads?
Mrs G: No. I like my life the way it is. Nice and quiet.
(I know that this should have some kind of a better ending but if anyone would like to, they can finish it for me. Thanks for reading)