Elizabeth and Nancy not worrying abt how they look.

Nancy graduating with honors and being accepted at Harvard.

The family accepting that mansion from Aunt Vivian.

Joanie deciding to work at the local designer clothing store.

David moving back home.

Tommy not being a wise-crack or a smart aleck.

Nicholas getting his hair cut SHORT.

The girls staying home for Spring Break.

David selling his van and buying a small car.

Abby selling her vintage automobile. (forgot what she called her car...???)

Abby having twins.

Tom and Tommy not arguing.

Mary not being sarcastic.

Mary deciding to be a nurse rather than pursue being a doctor.

Tom Sr. using profanity

Abby doing something gauche

Jeremy not being a wise ass

Earl speaking with a British accent

Elisabeth giving up boys

Abby giving up her job and becoming a domestic goddess

Nancy not wrecking a meal

Tommy not into some crazy scheme to make money

David taking up ballet

Nicholas not adopting a stray

Janet and David living happily ever after.

The family telling Maureen to get the hell out of their house (remember that Christmas episode where David was stranded at home when the gifts were stolen...God, I hated that witch.)

Tommy losing interest in girls.

Nicholas beating the crap out of Irving J. Moore.

Nancy working in a library.

Elizabeth cutting her hair. :eek:

Tom wanting to have more kids with Abby. And they do.

Tom asking Abby to sign a pre-nup.

David and Janet having 8 kids themselves.

Merle dropping the southern accent.

Abby's nephew being the nicest guy in the history of television.

Tom going to a strip club with his friends.

Good ones Irene! Also your first set too! I'm ashamed I didn't think of some of these myself! You know your EIE, thats for sure!:wave:

Good ones Irene! Also your first set too! I'm ashamed I didn't think of some of these myself! You know your EIE, thats for sure!:wave:
Thank you sweetie. Here are some more:

Janet working and David staying home.

Janet telling David what to do and he likes it.

David encouraging Janet to further her career and be more succesful.

Nicholas being the school bully.

Tommy being on the Honor Roll.

Nancy helping all the kids with their studies.

Nancy not going out on dates.

Irene--you inspired me--here goes:

Janet waiting on David hand and foot.

Tom taking up with a floozie and living in sin.

Elisabeth not coming her hair OVER and OVER and OVER again

Mary working as a waitress in Hooters

Jeremy dressed up in a suit and tie ....for no ulterior reason other than to look nice

Mary never ever being self-righteous

Elisabeth on the phone for less than fifteen minutes

Elizabeth shaving her head.

The Bradfords having their own reality show (at least, I would hope they wouldn't stoop that low!! :lol:)

Tommy becoming a preppie.

The entire family taking a vow of silence.

David selling the sweet VW van for a Volvo. :lol:

Dad getting a rug (for his head, that is).

Dad going an entire episode without muttering to himself.

Someone getting the bathroom to himself/herself for an entire minute without someone else pounding on the door and hollering, "TIME!"

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Tom being able to use the bathroom in complete peace

Mary advocating the return of women in traditional roles

David taking a vow of abstinence

Nicholas refusing a peanut butter sandwich