Arthur not talking "crazy".

Arthur moving out.

Doug insisting Arthur stay forever and ever.

Carrie not making cracks abt Doug's eating habits or his weight.

Carrie not being cynical or sarcastic.

Carrie not taking advantage of Holly.

Holly to Carrie: "You are not going to take advantage of me anymore. Go to hell Carrie." :lol:

Carrie voluntarily going to anger management class.

Doug getting mad because Carrie forgot to buy vegetables and fruit. :lol:

Kirby NOT acting gay.

Spence being popular.

Holly never saying she'll have to sleep with someone if she doesn't come up with some money. :lol:

Holly to Carrie: "You are not going to take advantage of me anymore. Go to hell Carrie." :lol:


:lol:

Those are some good ones^^^^^:rofl:


Carrie never being jealous abt ANYTHING.

Doug not looking for attention from any hot looking lady.

Doug standing up to that waitress who was bullying him in that restaurant.

Spence being a bouncer at an elite club.

Doug tells Carrie that Deacon is seeing another lady and he insists on telling Deacon's wife.

Carrie and Doug love that horrendous painting that Deacon and Kelly gave them as a present.

Richie is a contestant on JEOPARDY.

Doug: "You know, Carrie, this leaf and twig diet is DELICIOUS!! Just look at my fat melt away before your eyes. This is GREAT!!"

Doug: "You know, Carrie, this leaf and twig diet is DELICIOUS!! Just look at my fat melt away before your eyes. This is GREAT!!"
:rofl:

Doug to Carrie: "You know Carrie, with all the delicious, nutritious foods out there, there is no reason for us to order take-out anymore."

Doug at the gym while Carrie is on the couch eating chips and drinking beer.

Arthur using his "inside voice."

Doug and Carrie wanting to go to a Knicks game with "Oldie and Tiny." :lol:

Arthur being able to stay married.

Arthur being a "ladies man".

Lou Ferrigno being anorexic.

Spence helping Richie get dates.

Spence: "TiVo thinks I'm gay. I guess I am."

Carrie to Doug and/or Arthur :"Don't ask me, I'm not the boss of you!"

Carrie:"God Doug! Look at you, you need to gain some weight!"

Arthur:"I've always loved you, Veronica."

Doug:"Light beer is WAY better than regular."

Doug:"I LOVE museums!!"

Spence: "TiVo thinks I'm gay. I guess I am."

:rofl:

Carrie and Doug not making a big thing abt the $500 donation to the school library as a patron.

Spence working out with Lou Ferrigno.

Doug becoming bulimic.

Carrie not buying designer clothes or shoes.

Carrie going over to Holly's to help her while she is sick.

Deacon hanging out with lots of black guys and Doug not getting jealous.

Doug drinking Slimfast.

Carrie NOT causing a scene after being treated rudely by a waiter.

Rico being ugly. ;)

Arthur hooking up with Carrie's aunt instead of Doug's. :lol:

Doug quitting going to Cooper's because the food is unhealthy.

Carrie NOT causing a scene after being treated rudely by a waiter.

Rico being ugly. ;)

Arthur hooking up with Carrie's aunt instead of Doug's. :lol:

Doug quitting going to Cooper's because the food is unhealthy.
:rofl: I especially like the Rico comment. :lol:

Doug and Carrie with four kids under the age of 5.

Arthur making sense.

Carrie liking the boss' son touching her boob. :lol:

Doug wishing Carrie would "dress down" and be more "unpretty".

:rofl:


Doug wanting to go to La Boheme.

Carrie working at IPS and Doug being a secretary.

Carrie not cheating at games.

Arthur not getting mad after someone eats all the deviled eggs. :lol:

Carrie never saying, "Are you insane?"

Danny having a successful business.

:brent

Carrie doing her own manicures/nails.

Carrie NOT calling Doug an idiot.

Doug fasting.

Doug never lying to Carrie.

Carrie going to speech class to get rid of her "accent".

:lol:


Spence and Danny NOT acting like a couple.

Arthur wanting to live with his half-brother Skitch.

Doug:"Whatever happened to your sister Sara?"

Carrie:"Didn't we used to have a dog named Stanley?"

Deacon:"Carrie's meatloaf is delicious."

:lol:

Doug hoping Carrie gets fat like her late mother.

Carrie loves to live in Queens...the thought of living in New York City just churns her stomach.

Doug not getting upset abt not being invited to a co-worker's barbecue.

Carrie is thrilled when she finds out her neighbors have a pool.

Richie becomes celebate.

Doug and Carrie wishing the Sacksky's would live next door to them forever.

Doug and Carrie loving their Douchenberger.

Doug pushing Carrie down the stairs.

Doug twisting Carrie's nipples.

Arthur buying Knicks tickets for Doug - for real!

Doug twisting Carrie's nipples.

OMG!!!!! :brent



Carrie shopping at Wal-mart for clothes, purses, etc.

Doug consulting with Carrie before buying that SUV.

Spence hanging out with Carrie.

Carrie shopping at Wal-mart for clothes, purses, etc.


:lol:


Spence and Danny finally buying houses of their own after getting married.

Deacon wanting Kirby to sign up for ballet classes.

Arthur never flirting with Kelly.

Doug being the only one who cleans the house.

Sara living with Doug and Carrie forever, instead of Arthur.

Arthur being the breadwinner of the house.

Doug teaching aerobics on the side.

Carrie quitting her job to open a day care center at home.

Arthur not bothering Sanjaya with questions when he delivered Indian food to the house.

Arthur hanging out with Richie.

Richie wanting to get married.

Doug teaching aerobics on the side.


:rofl:


Lou Ferrigno NOT gossiping.

Doug seriously wanting a promotion.

Doug always looking for a way to better his life.

Doug wishing he had married Trish Flintoff.

Carrie losing an argument.

Doug never looking at another woman, no matter how gorgeous she is.

Doug going to Arthur for financial help.

Holly tells Carrie she secretly hates dogs.

Doug and Carrie not being jealous when Deacon and Kelly get that vacation home.

Doug telling Carrie she is terrible at bowling.

Carrie getting Doug drunk every night so he's nicer.

Arthur NOT stealing Doug's change 19 cents at a time. :lol:

Doug always telling the truth.

Doug NOT getting stuck in the attic.

Doug and Carrie living in Arthur's basement and living off of him.

Danny being married to Carrie and Doug is the loser.

Doug to Carrie: "What is wrong with my mother dating your dad? My dad is neglecting her...she needs comfort."

Doug to Carrie: "I told you, no more Frosted Flakes. Buy me oatmeal."

Seeing Carrie staying home and cooking all of Doug's fave foods and deserts.

Holly giving up dog walking and instead starting an underground dog fighting business.

Spence and Deacon hanging out like best buddies.

:lol: :lol:

Anyone who works at IPS call Mr. O'Boyle something other than "Mr. or Supervisor O'Boyle".

Lou Ferrigno liking Arthur's "Reconsidering Sandy" script.

Carrie being the liar and Doug being the "scary" one.

Arthur being able to keep a job.

Doug and the guys:"Sports suck, let's go check out that new art exhibit in Manhattan."

Carrie NOT cheating at games.

Carrie NOT calling Doug names.

Carrie NOT being rude to anyone. :lol:

Carrie letting Doug have a boat instead of getting the maid.

Arthur whispering something, anything, to anybody.

The Heffernans (and Arhtur) NOT going to a shrink.

Carrie borrowing shoes from Holly.

Carrie praying to God and asking Him to help others, not herself.

Doug is ecstactic with Carrie's hair short.

Doug:"Carrie and I are getting a divorce."

Janet:"Well, it's none of my business."

Doug:"Carrie and I are getting a divorce."

Janet:"Well, it's none of my business."
:rofl:

Carrie: "Doug, I am thinking of quitting my job and staying home."

Carrie becoming a daycare provider.

Spence eating peanuts...to hell with his allergy.

Spence programming TiVo to record gay programming.

Doug at the gym while Carrie is on the couch eating chips and drinking beer.

Arthur using his "inside voice."

Doug and Carrie wanting to go to a Knicks game with "Oldie and Tiny." :lol:

Arthur being able to stay married.


That would've been an awesome episode with those ideas!!!

Danny and Spence are Doug&Carrie's go-to couple