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Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Sat. Aug. 25, 2007 7p #3 - "The Poor People of Paris": Ralph & Ed get a great exchange rate -- on counterfeit money. (VCR Plus Code: 1354.)

Sun. Aug. 26, 2007 7p #4 - "Confusion Italian Style": Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy. (VCR Plus Code: 6201.)

Sat. Sep. 1, 2007 7p #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus Code: 7791.)

Sun. Sep. 2, 2007 7p #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidently overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus Code: 6821.)

(WNET) (New York PBS affilaite. This special may be shown at a different time(s) in your area or it may not be shown at all.):

Fri. Aug. 31, 3:50a "Jackie Gleason: Genius At Work": Various clips are shown of Jackie Gleason showing his comedic brilliance. VCR Plus Code [for WNET at least]: 16108054.)

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Ralph: "You are an idiot."

Ed: "Maybe I am, but I don't have a doorknob hanging out of my mouth."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Look me over. Now describe my build to me."

Ed: "Well, if I were to do that, I would say that you have very well-developed muscles, got good bone structure, very good bone structure. Fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue."

Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "There's an old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't put a square box into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat, don't you?"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop by unexpected."

Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork. Three times a week."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ed: "With all the noise, you woke me up from a sound sleep."

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "I woke him out of a sound sleep? I woke him out of a sound sleep?" (stepping on the thumbtacks that he dropped, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Ed: "How long is the lease for?"

Ralph: "The usual."

Ed: "What is the usual?"

Ralph: "99 years."

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot, tvguide.com & honeymooners.net.