View Full Version : Sorry Zoneboy but this guy takes the #1 contender today


Lex Luthor
08-14-2007, 11:39 AM
Duct Tape Bandit Robs Liquor Store

Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.

Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.


Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.

Store employee Craig Miller says he chased Kazee to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke positiion until police arrived. An unidentified customer also helped.

Kazee said in a jailhouse interview today police got the wrong man and Kazee says he has no memory of going in to the liquor store. He also says he has no memory of police removing the duct tape.

We asked Kazee how he could deny being the duct tape bandit even though police have photos showing Kazee with the duct tape on and then a photo where Kazee's face is revealed.

Kazee looked straight at the camera and said, "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Miller says Kazee also had a t-shirt pulled up around his head during the robbery attempt. Miller says it reminded him of the "Cornholio" character from the "Beavis and Butthead" cartoon.

Steele says Kazee did get away with two rolls of change before Steele could grab his club. Police found much of that change in the parking lot.

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catlover79
08-14-2007, 01:40 PM
:rofl: What a MORON!!

Ireneparalegal
08-14-2007, 01:59 PM
:brent

brie
08-14-2007, 03:55 PM
And then there are other types of stupidity I don’t even try to understand. :crazy:

AB
08-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Man I bet that hurt when they pulled the tape off. lol!

Hollow
08-14-2007, 05:18 PM
my god, just use a ski mask.

Lex Luthor
08-14-2007, 05:23 PM
It looks like he was the victim of a stag party gone bad.

It would be funnier if he had completely mummified himself in Duct Tape

Zoneboy
08-14-2007, 06:09 PM
No argument. :brent

Sorry Zoneboy but this guy takes the #1 contender today

catlover79
08-14-2007, 06:10 PM
Man I bet that hurt when they pulled the tape off. lol!
Look on the bright side - he probably won't need to shave for a few days!! :rofl:

Zoneboy
08-14-2007, 06:13 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GFSTQV9QL._AA240_.jpg

Lex Luthor
08-14-2007, 07:52 PM
I blame his parents

Who names a kid Kasey Kazee ?

dawsongirl
08-15-2007, 01:26 AM
I blame his parents

Who names a kid Kasey Kazee ?
I was just thinking that! What a horrible name.

dawsongirl
08-15-2007, 01:28 AM
my god, just use a ski mask.
But that was so 90s.

Mikado
08-15-2007, 07:47 AM
But that was so 90s.
:rofl: They might get away with this in Milan, but never on the runways of Rome and Paris! :crazy:

dawsongirl
08-17-2007, 12:03 AM
lol...they showed this clown on Inside Edition today. Swears up and down, in his best black gangsta wannabe talk, that he's innocent. :crazy:

catlover79
08-17-2007, 12:05 AM
lol...they showed this clown on Inside Edition today. Swears up and down, in his best black gangsta wannabe talk, that he's innocent. :crazy:
So sorry to see Kevin Federline reduced to this...

dawsongirl
08-17-2007, 12:32 AM
So sorry to see Kevin Federline reduced to this...
:rofl:

Mikado
08-17-2007, 12:34 AM
So sorry to see Kevin Federline reduced to this...
:clap :rofl:

Zoneboy
08-17-2007, 02:05 AM
So sorry to see Kevin Federline reduced to this...

Oh that hurts. :(

Ireneparalegal
08-17-2007, 04:25 PM
You are so right Monika, that is who he sounds like, check this out:

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?f=truveo&g=1d87dafb-87aa-4cc1-827c-400a97f34578