Go for it! :D


Cliff eating soul food.

Cliff at the hospital A LOT. :lol:

Cliff to Claire: "Make me a huge hoagie woman!"

Claire eating a whole hoagie all by herself.

Denise wearing "normal" clothes.

Denise: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant."

Vanessa wearing dreadlocks.

Rudy: "Why the hell did you all name me RUDY???!!"

Rudy to her mom: "This is the dress I like and I WILL wear it to the party!"

Theo: "Mom, Dad...my girlfriend is pregnant."

Youll never hear Cliff say:

"Oh Clair, pick up the other phone, it's your best friend Ireneparalegal calling!" ;) :lol:

Youll never hear Cliff say:

"Oh Clair, pick up the other phone, it's your best friend Ireneparalegal calling!" ;) :lol:
You mean "J-HO..." :lol: I'd rather talk to Claire, a smart woman, rather than a dumb piece of you know what like J-Ho. ;)

You mean "J-HO..." :lol: I'd rather talk to Claire, a smart woman, rather than a dumb piece of you know what like J-Ho. ;)
Hmmmmmmmm, your opinion of Claire has modified since I last heard :eek2:

Hmmmmmmmm, your opinion of Claire has modified since I last heard :eek2:
I never said she wasn't smart. I said she was "controlling". ;) Kinda like how J-ho's hubby controls her now. :rofl:



Back to the topic.

The Huxtable house a mess from top to bottom.

Denise working hard and going to college full-time while being an honors student.

Vanessa having a decent hairstyle.

Theo kicking some a$$ when he gets p*ssed.

Cliff- "Cockroach is banned from this house"
" I am now a vegetarian"
" Don't bother me while GoodTimes is on"
Clair- "That Elvin knows how to treat a woman"
Theo-" I ate back at the apartment "

Cliff- "Cockroach is banned from this house"
" I am now a vegetarian"
" Don't bother me while GoodTimes is on"
Clair- "That Elvin knows how to treat a woman"
Theo-" I ate back at the apartment "
:rofl: That Good Times reference is funny.

Claire- Cliff, i'm quitting my job, i just cant handle being a full-time lawyer and a Mom to 5 kids!
You'll never see the Huxtables living in the kind of horendously overpriced house that a Pediatrician and his lawyer wife could afford, in real-life

Claire: "These damn kids just get on my nerves. I am going away for the weekend, you take care of them Cliff since you rarely spend time at the hospital."

Cliff: "You know Claire, I would greatly appreciate it if you would just LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT!"

Both Cliff and Clair: "Kids, there is more to life than putting one's nose in a book and studying! Live it up a little."

Both Cliff and Clair: "Getting goods grades in school won't necessarily mean that one will get a successful job and make lots of money."

Denise: "Great news, Mom! I'll be valedictorian at Hillman's graduation this year!"

The Grandparents: "Let's not rehash the past, kids. Let's live in the now."

Olivia: baby babble

Martin's Mother: "You are the most intelligent young women I've ever known, Denise and Vanessa."

The Granparents, Cliff and Clair: "I'm liking this new hip hop music I'm hearing these days. The Fresh Prince and Salt n' Peppa kick some a$$. This sure beats the jazz music I listen to!"

Cliff and Clair jamming to Salt n' Peppa's "Push It."

Vanessa to the other kids: "Come on, you guys, lets not do anything to annoy Mom and Dad. Don't do anything stupid!"

Both Cliff and Clair: "Kids, there is more to life than putting one's nose in a book and studying! Live it up a little."

Both Cliff and Clair: "Getting goods grades in school won't necessarily mean that one will get a successful job and make lots of money."

Denise: "Great news, Mom! I'll be valedictorian at Hillman's graduation this year!"

The Grandparents: "Let's not rehash the past, kids. Let's live in the now."

Olivia: baby babble

Martin's Mother: "You are the most intelligent young women I've ever known, Denise and Vanessa."

The Granparents, Cliff and Clair: "I'm liking this new hip hop music I'm hearing these days. The Fresh Prince and Salt n' Peppa kick some a$$. This sure beats the jazz music I listen to!"

Cliff and Clair jamming to Salt n' Peppa's "Push It."

Vanessa to the other kids: "Come on, you guys, lets not do anything to annoy Mom and Dad. Don't do anything stupid!"


:brent

Denise wearing a pair of pants that actually fits her
Rudy not trying to be "cute"
Cliff having a patient "Go sour" on him ( When a patient has an inoperable desease )
Cliff bringing home some of the anxiety, of having a high-stress career ( Admittedly, Claire has on occasion )
The Huxtables living the lifestyle of a Dr married to a sucessful lawyer
The Huxtables bragging about their money

The parents are hardly home because of their careers.

Denise graduating from college.

No one moves into the Huxtable home.

Elvin feels he and Sondra shouldn't marry until they have established themselves a lot better.

Claire excited abt the camping store idea.

More from me. . . . .

Vanessa: "Theo, I'm so mad! I can't believe it! I got into it with some girls today and they called me GHETTO!"

Vanessa: "Mom, Dad. . . . . . I'm gay."

Clair: (at a dinner party setting) "I'd like everyone to meet our new friends, Dan and Roseanne Connor."

Cliff Calling Neighbor Jeffery H****y And Slam The Door In His Face.
Cliff Goes To The Bathroom Everytime He Get Mad.
Cliff Walking Like George Jefferson .
Cliff Losing His Temper
Cliff being Prejudice.
Cliff And Claire sister Sarah Insulting Eachother
The Huxtables Children's Insulting And Putting Eachother Down
Claire Not Being Pushy And Bossy
Cliff Cussing.
Cliff To Claire:NOW GET INTO THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE MY DINNER WOMEN
Cliff Cheating On Claire
Cliff Admits He Once Cheated On Claire In The Mid 70s.
Cliff Spanking His Kids
Cliff Being Controlling To Claire, Bossy, Pushy And Arrogant.
Claire And Anna Huxtable Insulting Eachother And Cliff Being A Mama's Boy.
Cliff And Claire Screaming And Shouting At Eachother And Having Shouting Matches.
Cliff Calling Theo A Dummy.
cCiff Being Drunk
Theo And His Girlfriend caught Having S*X In His BedRoom
Vanessa And Her Boyfriend Caught Having S*X In Her BedRoom
The Jeffersons Move Next Door To The Huxtables.
The Huxtables Get A Maid And Her And Cliff insult Eachother.
Claire Want To have S*x But Cliff Falls asleep
Cliff Meeting Bill Cosby And Get Into A Arguerment.
While Elvin And Sondra Are Engage Claire Ask Elvin when He Will Give Her Grandchildrens
Cliff Telling Elvin To Get Out Of His House Before he Calls The Cops
Cliff Hitting on a Nurse At The Hospital And Ask To Take Her Out To Dinner.
The Huxtables Watching the Jeffersons.
The Huxtasbles Lose All There Money And moves To The Ghetto In Harlem In A 2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom Apartment.
Cliff Buying Claire Furs And And Fancy-Rich Jewelers.
Theo Date A White Girl But Cliff Is against It.
Claire Says She Which She Lived Like The Evans Family.

Youll never hear:

-Cliff to Claire: "Get over here, hot Mama, Daddy wants some Sugar"

- Cliff or Claire talking in "Ebonics" ( The kids might, but, not around their parents )

an episode where the parents are wrong

Youll never hear:

-Cliff to Claire: "Get over here, hot Mama, Daddy wants some Sugar"

- Cliff or Claire talking in "Ebonics" ( The kids might, but, not around their parents )
:rofl:


Theo: "Dad, I don't want a new car. I could just use the bus."

Theo wearing his pants down past his a$$.

Vanessa fighting with those girs who called her rich: "Yeah, I'm rich, so what you stupid b*tch!" Then Vanessa slaps her in the face. ;)

Cliff to Denise: "I don't think you understand the problem here Denise, your mother and I don't want you and your new husband and his child to be living here with us. Do we look like a hotel to you?!!!"

Clair: "Cliff, please don't bring them home, I hate when they talk abt Shakespeare and MacBeth. It really gets on my last nerve."

:rofl:

Theo wearing his pants down past his a$$.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ps...Irene, its spelled @$$ ;) hehe

1.Cliff and Clair watching a dirty movie (even though the grandparents might)

2.Cliff in a psychiatrists office ( ala Tony Soprano) complaining about Clairs dominance

3.Huxtables kids and friends listening to gangsta rap

4.Cliff and Elvin at a strip club

5. Elvin to Cliff " You wanted Sandra to dump me for that guy ( talking about Martin)

6. Martin to Cliff : " You have wonderful daughters Dr. Huxtable. I had to marry one"

7. Denise " I'm pulling an extra shift at work"

8. Denise - " I got employee of the month"

9. Adam Sandler doing one of his SNL characters

10. Denise selling homemade shirts

11.Cliff to the people who make nameplates- " I told you people its Heathcliff not Clifford !!!"

12. CLiff and his buddies shooting pool

13. Cliff fixing something and it works

14. Theo explaining to Cliff why he is good in "street football" and terrible when he gets on a team

15. Martin to Cliff- " Denise is the reason we are still here. She didn't send in my housing confirmation because she was scared to leave here."

16.Martin to CLiff - " I slept with Denise three times before we got married . I had to make sure she was the one"

17. Denise to Cliff - " I slept with a bunch of guys.. The reggae guy.. THe guy you and mom didn't like..a few at Hillman .. whats the big deal? Sandra & Vanessa do the same thing

18. Cliff calling Cliar "dingbat" and Theo "Dummy"

1.Cliff and Clair watching a dirty movie (even though the grandparents might)

2.Cliff in a psychiatrists office ( ala Tony Soprano) complaining about Clairs dominance

3.Huxtables kids and friends listening to gangsta rap

4.Cliff and Elvin at a strip club

5. Elvin to Cliff " You wanted Sandra to dump me for that guy ( talking about Martin)

6. Martin to Cliff : " You have wonderful daughters Dr. Huxtable. I had to marry one"

7. Denise " I'm pulling an extra shift at work"

8. Denise - " I got employee of the month"

9. Adam Sandler doing one of his SNL characters

10. Denise selling homemade shirts

11.Cliff to the people who make nameplates- " I told you people its Heathcliff not Clifford !!!"

12. CLiff and his buddies shooting pool

13. Cliff fixing something and it works

14. Theo explaining to Cliff why he is good in "street football" and terrible when he gets on a team

15. Martin to Cliff- " Denise is the reason we are still here. She didn't send in my housing confirmation because she was scared to leave here."

16.Martin to CLiff - " I slept with Denise three times before we got married . I had to make sure she was the one"

17. Denise to Cliff - " I slept with a bunch of guys.. The reggae guy.. THe guy you and mom didn't like..a few at Hillman .. whats the big deal? Sandra & Vanessa do the same thing

18. Cliff calling Cliar "dingbat" and Theo "Dummy"


LOL!

What did Denise do for a living? Who was she with when she went into the African outback and did whatever she did to meet Martin?

As for Adam Sandler, I don't remember him being on the show, but I've read he was one of Theo's buddies. You never know who's going to be a big star one day. . . . .

Here's a perfect reply for Cliff from Martin about wether or not Denise was pure on their wedding night:

Martin: "Well, Dr. Huxtable, if you want to see what Denise and I did before we married. . . . well, we uploaded it to DocsDirtyDaughters.com!" :grineyes:

Cliff Calling Elvin A MeatHead.
Cliff Calling Sondra His Little Girl.
Cliff Being Beated Down In A wrestling Match By George Jefferson

CW Dogg, Dusk Angel & George&Weezyforever...

:brent :rofl: :thumbsup:

LOL!

What did Denise do for a living? Who was she with when she went into the African outback and did whatever she did to meet Martin?


Well first she worked at a record company , but she quit that because she thought that after a few days of answering phones she thought she should be promoted to working with the artists.

Then she worked at a restaurant. I cant remember why she quit that.
WHen she went to africa she went with this lady that did documentaries and they were gone for a year.

Well first she worked at a record company , but she quit that because she thought that after a few days of answering phones she thought she should be promoted to working with the artists.

Then she worked at a restaurant. I cant remember why she quit that.
WHen she went to africa she went with this lady that did documentaries and they were gone for a year.
Remember that job she had that paid her $25 a week? Was that the restaurant? Anyhoo, she was such a smart girl before she went to Hillman, after she arrived she turned into a "Chrissy Snow" ala Three's Company. :crazy:

Posted by Ireneparalegal
Remember that job she had that paid her $25 a week? Was that the restaurant? Anyhoo, she was such a smart girl before she went to Hillman, after she arrived she turned into a "Chrissy Snow" ala Three's Company.

Maybe that "Gumby" haircut she got was screwed on too tightly :rolleyes:

Posted by Ireneparalegal


Maybe that "Gumby" haircut she got was screwed on too tightly :rolleyes:
:rofl:

Or, they shaved her brain nerves when she got that haircut. :crazy:

hehehe :lol: