Let's do it ;)

OLSENVILLE

THE HALF-PINT SHOW

NO MONEY, NO PLOW

NO SEEDS, NO DINNER

CROPS, FIELDS AND DUNG

NO CASH, NO CREDIT

WHITE EGGS ARE BETTER THAN BROWN EGGS

HEY WHO ARE YOU? (referring to the actors who appeared one time)

THE WIDOW THURMAN & HER GOODS

HARRIET: LUCIFER IN DISGUISE

DAMIEN OMEN 3: STARRING NELLIE OLSEN

DA BRAT: NELLIE OLSEN

MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO THAT DAMN CORNER!

UNCLE CHRIS: THE "REAL" HANDYMAN ;)

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse

How Henpecked Am I (starring Nels)

Big Hunk O' Manly

Sister Golden Hair (starring Mary and Grace)

Disappearing Townspeople

Prairie Smackdown! (starring Laura & Nellie)

The Terrors of Walnut Grove (starring Harriet, Nellie, and Nancy)

I Can't Win! (starring Nels)

The Boy With the Hollow Leg (starring Willie)

Pimp My Corner (also starring Willie)

Mary Had a Lot of Problems

Charles & Caroline & 10 Zillion Kids

Why Do We Never Add on to Our House??

Laura's Loft

The Fair-Haired Farmer (starring Manly)

We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)

I'm More of a Jinx than Cousin Oliver (starring Albert)

Why Can't I Have Lines!? (starring Carrie)

My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")

The Only Cash We Ever Saw Was Johnny (see Season 3)

How Greenbush Was My Carrie (spoof of How Green Was My Valley)

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse

How Henpecked Am I (starring Nels)

Big Hunk O' Manly

Sister Golden Hair (starring Mary and Grace)

Disappearing Townspeople

Prairie Smackdown! (starring Laura & Nellie)

The Terrors of Walnut Grove (starring Harriet, Nellie, and Nancy)

I Can't Win! (starring Nels)

The Boy With the Hollow Leg (starring Willie)

Pimp My Corner (also starring Willie)

Mary Had a Lot of Problems

Charles & Caroline & 10 Zillion Kids

Why Do We Never Add on to Our House??

Laura's Loft

The Fair-Haired Farmer (starring Manly)

We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)

I'm More of a Jinx than Cousin Oliver (starring Albert)

Why Can't I Have Lines!? (starring Carrie)

My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")

The Only Cash We Ever Saw Was Johnny (see Season 3)

How Greenbush Was My Carrie (spoof of How Green Was My Valley)
:rofl: GOOD ONES GIRLFRIEND!!!!!;)

Especially that Eb Dawson one. :lol:

THIS IS NOT HOOTERVILLE, WE SEE NO HOOTS OR HOOTERS

CARRIE WHO?

THE MONSTER OF WALNUT GROVE: NELLIE OLSEN

LITTLE HOUSE? MORE LIKE ITTY BITTY HOUSE

OUTHOUSE BLUES

BREAKING AT THE SEAMS HERE

WE LOVE KIDS...THE MORE THE MERRIER

WE ARE POOR, BUT BRING US MORE KIDS

A HUNTIN' I WILL GO, A HUNTIN' I WILL GO

CAN I HAVE A NEW DRESS?

BLUEBERRIES FOR DINNER AGAIN?

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO CREDIT

Moon Over Manly

Charles (Ingalls) In Charge

Silent Carrie

Sweet Caroline

The Bad Seed (starring Nellie & Nancy Oleson)

Good ones, Salt Sisters! :brent: :lol: :rotflmao: :clap: :woohoo: :rofl:

Blind Justice (This is my way of coping with those traumatic blind storylines)
All My Visually Challenged Children
Willie's outhouse
Little Outhouse on the Prarie.
The Prarie Bi*ch (Harriet, Nellie or Nancy at this point of the game)

^ All My Visually Challenged Children...:brent That's TERRIBLE...but FUNNY!! :rofl:

Now I want it go on record that I am in no way bashing the blind. I know what it is like to be in that state for my own self. The title just seemd fit because for three seasons there were storylines that heavily focused on the blind school, Mary and Adam and those kids. I never got over the fact that Adam was able to see again and Mary still remained blind.

See Carrie Run...Towards the Outhouse



We Only Know Two Hymns (the congregation of the Walnut Grove Church)


My Father Was Eb Dawson (see Almanzo's flashback in "A Christmas They Never Forgot")


OMG! :rofl: :brent I'm getting that Petticoat Junction/Green Acres feeling!

Now I want it go on record that I am in no way bashing the blind. I know what it is like to be in that state for my own self. The title just seemd fit because for three seasons there were storylines that heavily focused on the blind school, Mary and Adam and those kids. I never got over the fact that Adam was able to see again and Mary still remained blind.
My man, don't worry abt joking abt the blind and so forth. These are fun threads, no one better ever tell you differently as we are all adults and merely enjoying ourselves. ;) :D


BLIND MAN'S BLUFF

HA HA, I CAN SEE BETTER THAN YOU CAN

ALL MY BLIND CHILDREN

YOUNG AND THE BLIND

MARRIED WITH BLIND WOMAN AND CHILDREN

Love Is Blind (starring Mary & Adam)

Scary Love (starring Harriet & Nels)

Scariest Women on TV (Harriet & Gretchen Kraus of Benson)

DON'T Think of Laura (starring Nellie)

More Inconsistencies Than an Episode of Good Times

:rofl: "Don't think of Laura"...I remember that song by Christopher Cross (Think of Laura). It was overplayed! :faint:

Tell Laura I Hate Her (starring Nellie)

This title is also inspired by a song. In this case, it was Ray Peterson's 1960 hit, Tell Laura I Love Her. The real song title could be Manly's! :D

Rejected titles concerning Nellie's Restaurant & Hotel

No Sarcasm, No Insults, No Dice

Where The Chicken Wings Actually Fly Away

Friendly Service? Delicious Meals? You Won't Find Them Here!

The Health Department's Worst Nightmare

Thank Heavens For Sweet Caroline

Percival's Problems

The Only Chicken You'll Find Here is Henpecked Nels

Come for the Food, Leave with the Runs

Even WILLIE Won't Eat Here!!

We Bring New Meaning To Charcoal-Broiled!!

Pity Pepto-Bismol Hasn't Been Invented Yet

Pathetic Pancakes & Burned Bacon

REALLY Smoked Sausage

Butter Would Never Melt in the Oleson Women's Mouths

Tossed Salad Means The Oleson Women Actually Throw It At You

Mrs. Oleson and Margaret Hamilton Ride Shotgun

Caroline and The Recalcitrant Butter Churn

Harriet's Curdled Lemon

Nelly and Lucifer Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Harriet Fertilizes a Field

Caroline's Preserves Go To Pot

^ :lol: :rofl: :brent Rich, you are AWESOME!! Way to go!! :clap

Oh, here's a couple more restaurant titles:


Broken Plate Special

Brown Eggs in Your Face

Mrs. Oleson and Margaret Hamilton Ride Shotgun

Caroline and The Recalcitrant Butter Churn

Harriet's Curdled Lemon

Nelly and Lucifer Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Harriet Fertilizes a Field

Caroline's Preserves Go To Pot
OMG RICH!!!!! :brent Absolutely hilarious. :lol:

Oh, here's a couple more restaurant titles:


Broken Plate Special

Brown Eggs in Your Face
:lol: :lol:

"I Will Do The Cooking"

"Hash Blacks"

OMG RICH!!!!! :brent Absolutely hilarious. :lol:

Thanks darlin'!

:lol: :lol:

"I Will Do The Cooking"

"Hash Blacks"
:rofl:

Little Hotbed of Melodrama on the Prairie
How to Make Popcorn, with Pa and Ma Ingalls
That Darned Fool Cow!
The Stupid Hick Farmers
Oleson's Mercantile-and
Onward Malevolent Bitches
This Old Nonexistent House, with Kezia Horn
The Hands-in-pants Man, with Uncle Chris
He Was Only Twelve...but Still a Pain in the Neck, with James Cooper
Don't **** with Grace, because She'll Get the Winchester '73 for Yo' Ass
The Sylvia Webb Comedy Hour

^ :brent BRILLIANT!!

Harriet Joins A Coven

Nelly's Audition For The Exorcist

Willy's Corner

Singing to the Cows (Almanzo)

Alden By Myself

The Witches of Walnut Grove (aka the Oleson women)

Walk on the Wilder Side

The Patience of Percival

My brother used to make fun of the show, calling it "Little House Oh So Dreary" and "Little Mouse Ate The Canary"(don't ask;) ).

Little Hotbed of Melodrama on the Prairie
How to Make Popcorn, with Pa and Ma Ingalls
That Darned Fool Cow!
The Stupid Hick Farmers
Oleson's Mercantile-and
Onward Malevolent Bitches
This Old Nonexistent House, with Kezia Horn
The Hands-in-pants Man, with Uncle Chris
He Was Only Twelve...but Still a Pain in the Neck, with James Cooper
Don't **** with Grace, because She'll Get the Winchester '73 for Yo' Ass
The Sylvia Webb Comedy Hour
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Short People (starring Percival Dalton, with special guest appearances by Carl Levitt, Louie DePalma and George Jefferson :joke:) :lol:

Hot Times in Mankato

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, No.....It's HARRIET! (aka Halloween Antics in Walnut Grove)

"Extra Credit" (aka The Harriet Oleson Philanthropic Association, Inc.)

The Outhouse (aka Willie's 2nd Mansion)

Miss Beadle's Spelling Bee and Crisco Shortening Bake-Off

You Can Ring My Bell (aka The Tinker Jones story)

I Have The Biggest Best House In The Whole Wide World With The Very Best Things In It And YOU DON'T!! (aka The Nellie Oleson Story)

Hen Pecked And Crow Faced With Lots Of Feed! (aka The Oleson's-Mercantile)

Old Crow (Harriet)

Yes, Dear (starring Nels & Harriet)

Bees in Your Bonnets - Literally! (Harriet & Nellie)

Willie Oleson & The Chocolate Factory

The Bundy Family's Ancestors (the Oleson family)

The Loose Caboose II (aka Harriet Oleson's New Exercise Regimen:lol: )

Yakkety Yak Don't Talk Back (aka Eating Crow With Harriet)

Chewin Tobacco Is Man's Work! (aka The Isiah Edwards Story)

Amazing Grace (Pun Intended!;) )

Steadfast, Strong, Never Wrong And Hearing God's Song (aka The Julia Sanderson Story)

Why Jesus loves me more than most (Nancy's Theme)

My Petticoat brings all the boys to the yard.

Olesonpiece Theater

Outhouse on the Prairie

Why did the Carter's buy a shack instead of a house?

Grace, shut ya mouth! (You cry too much)

Let's adopt yet another child Caroline.

Nellie's curls are weaved in.

^ :rofl:

"Don't you wish ya girlfriend was faaaarmed like me" (Mary's theme)

"America's next top farmgirl"

"Who let the dogs out?" (Mary, Andy and Laura from the killer dogs ep)

"Saved by the Tinker Bell"

"Might as well face it, you're addicted to drugs" (Albert's theme)

"Married... with farmanimals"

"The hour of power" (with Reverend Alden)

"Hut" (with Doc. Baker. title derived from tv title "House")

"Light my fire"

"Richard Simmons' barnyard workout: sweatin' to the cowbell"

^ :lol: :rofl: :brent You guys are too much!!!!

"Oly "Oxen" free"

"Crack is whack" (Albert)

'Boil, Boil, Toil and Trouble" (aka Harriet cooks for Halloween!)

My Cauldron Runneth Over (aka Harriet's Gratitude for Halloween)

My Coven's Better Than Your Coven. My Coven's Better Than Yours! (aka The Nellie Oleson sing-a-long)

Miss Beadle and The Lemon Verbeena Caper

Charles Goes To "China" With The Widow Thurman

I'll Get You And Your Little Horse Too! (aka Harriet's Not Sunny To Bunny)

Gossip Is A Girl's Best Friend (aka The Harriet Oleson Story)

Not So Hot Gossip (aka The Harriet Oleson Story)

You Bet Your Bustle! (aka The Harriet Oleson Story)

Laura in the Sky with Pigtails

Gracie's Crying (aka Pa Tries to Cook)

Macho, Macho Manly

Which Witch Took That Switch And Made Poor Bunny Do That Ditch?

My Little Corner Of The World (aka The Willie Oleson Story)

Rotten Eggs or Rotten Person? (aka The Harriet Oelson Brown Egg Swindle)

Rolling With The Punches (aka Nellie's p.o'd Laura Again)

Silence Is Golden (aka The Tinker Jones Story)

Charles Ingall's Affair In China (aka Charles and The Widow Thurman)

^ Classic. :brent

I kissed a goat and I liked it

Let the moonshine in (Mr. Edwards)

Garvey, Winnoka Ranger

Will and Baby Grace (Willie Oleson and Grace Ingalls)

Carrie (Sissy Spacek style)

Alice doesn't live here anymore (The Garveys)

Phone sex with Mrs. Oleson

^ Those are just too hilarious. :rofl: :brent

^ Those are just too hilarious. :rofl: :brent

Thanks. Those just to me at the spur of the moment. I figure that I'd post them before I forgot. :lol:

Mrs. Oleson's Schoolhouse of Horror

My Corner is Your Corner (Willie)

Handy Manly

HA HA @ "My corner is your corner".

My wife and everyone else's kids (Charles)

Charles in Charge

My Heifer, My wife (Mr. Oleson)

House of plain (Ingalls)

Women's rights? Yeah, Right!

TMZ: Harriet Edition

Toilet Woman- (Mrs. Oleson)

They really do hate you Nancy

Playa Playa (Mr. Oleson)

She punked you! (Nellie beaten up by Laura)

B**ch, stay away from my man! (Laura to Mary)

Adam Kendall: Crooked defense attorney

Poppa, don't preach (Charles)

Get those Gallagher bastards out of town (Rev. Alden)

Just shoot me (James Ingalls)

Fired Up (Blind School)

Everybody Loves Laura
Everybody Hates Nellie
Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Pioneer Daughter
The Ingalls Bunch
Pioneer Family Ties
Welcome Back Laura
All in the Pioneer Family
Doctor Baker Medicine Man
Highway to Walnut Grove

I Love Manly
Our Pioneer House
Happy Pioneer Days
That's So Laura
Laura and Mary's Excellent Adventures

We are so sick. :rofl:

We are so sick. :rofl:
and I wouldn't have it any other way!

and I wouldn't have it any other way!
Same here!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

"I Will Do The Cooking"

"Hash Blacks"
"Nellie please pick up...Nellie, please pick up your HASH BLACKS!"

Please DON'T Tip Your Waitresses

"Little House Oh So Dreary" (borrowed from Mad Magazine parody)

"Bringing In The Sheeves"

"A Fishin' We Will Go"

"Good Day Mrs. Oleson!"

"Days of our Heartaches"

Fred's A Butt-Head!

Nelly Pop's A Wheelie

How Did Nelly Fall And Break Her Back? (Her Broom Ran Out Of Gas & Crashed!)

Mancato The Wicked City

Mr. Edwards And The Chewing Tobacco Contest

What's so funny is that the end of Melissa Gilbert's new book - she has a list of her own rejected titles before settling on Prairie Tale. I won't give it away but they're hilarious. :lol:

ALBERT RUINS A FAMILY

REPLACE YOUR CHILDREN (when they get too old!)

ALBERT'S INTERVENTION -- special episode of Intervention

MARY IS HOT; LAURA IS NOT

^ Ooooh...:rofl:

My brother used to make fun of the show, calling it "Little House Oh So Dreary" and "Little Mouse Ate The Canary"(don't ask;) ).

I'm pretty sure Mad Magazine's satire of this show was called "Little House Oh So Dreary".

Grimm's Prairie Tales
Prairie Tale Theater
Charles and Caroline plus Five
The (Dean) Butler did it!

^ Actually, that would be Charles & Caroline Plus Seven -

There was:

Mary
Laura
Carrie
Grace

and the fictional kids:

Albert
James
Cassandra

^ Actually, that would be Charles & Caroline Plus Seven -

There was:

Mary
Laura
Carrie
Grace

and the fictional kids:

Albert
James
Cassandra
Oops! I forgot James and Cassandra. I guess I'll have to go and stand in the corner!! :lol:

^ :rofl:

Everybody Hates Nancy
All Our Fake Children
What's Up, Doc (Baker)?

Those are funny titles,guys.clap :wasntme: -doing these titles.: :cheer: :rofl: Merry Christmas-:tree: :santa2: :cc: :snowman: :stocking: :santa: :frosty: :rednose: :snowman3: :candle:

You forgot Charles Jr.
Mary
Laura
Carrie
Charles Jr
Grace

Fictional kids
Albert
James
Cassandra

Light my fire (blind school burning)

Caroline, why did we adopt these trfling little brats?

Nels, Nellie isn't yours!

The 1700's Club (With Reverend Alden)

Charles' Landing

I'll cut a prarie b*tch! (Mary & Laura referencing Nellie)

Good Times' didn't want me so they sent me here! (Joe Kagan)

You hate me! You really, really hate me! (Nancy Olseon)

Carrie is just plain atmosphere

I love Lukesey! (Nellie)

Mrs. Sullivan's restaurant goes AWOL

C.S.I. on the prairie

^ :rofl: :brent

Prairie Tale Theater

A Manly For All Seasons

In The Corner With Willie

Walnut Grove is Nutty

Sweet Caroline

Bringing In The Sheaves (I think this is the song they sang everytime they had a scene in Church!)

Prairie Tale Theater

A Manly For All Seasons

In The Corner With Willie

Walnut Grove is Nutty

Sweet Caroline

Bringing In The Sheaves (I think this is the song they sang everytime they had a scene in Church!)


I like the Willie and corner concept. He could give commentary from the corner. :lol:

Hey Monika! :wave:

Let's see:

Before Alexis Carrington Colby, there was me. (Mrs. Oleson)

John Jr. is a two timing dog!

Someday I will have a great grand niece named Rose here in Minnesota over in St. Olaf. (Mr. Lars Hanson)

Where's Michael Vick when you need him?

or

Excuse me wild dogs, Michael Vick moved the fighting ring back to his house.
(From the ep when Mary, Laura and Andy had the run in with the dogs/wolves.) :lol:

Hey, Thomas!! :wave: Great titles, as usual. Love them!! :rofl: