Frank Gannucci
07-16-2007, 12:57 PM
“Ralph Kramden Inc.”:
Ralph: “How could you tell if you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are not supposed to be around here.”
Ed: “Because the bird that I saw had a yellow belly and it was sucking sap.”
“Young Man With A Horn”:
Alice: “All right Ralph. You haven’t touched this cornette (sp?) in years.”
Ralph: “I want to keep it.”
Ed: “He has a point Alice. He hasn’t seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them.”
“Dial J For Janitor”:
Ralph: “Your garbage can was only half full. When it’s full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here – save a trip there and it all adds up.”
Ed: “That is what I am afraid of. It is mounting up all over the building.”
“Man In The Blue Suit”:
Alice: “Lucky suit? You haven’t worn the suit in five years.”
Ralph: “Do you know anybody who has been as unlucky as I have been in the last five years?”
Alice: “Yeah. Me.”
“Cottage For Sale Part 1”:
Ralph: “I am not asking you for the money. The general is telling you to give it to me.”
(Alice puts a bowl on Ralph’s head and “salutes” him.)
Alice: “Har-har-har!”
“Cottage For Sale Part 1”:
Trixie: “$989 for a summer cottage.”
Alice: “Don’t worry. It’s just another one of Ralph’s harebrained schemes.”
Ed: “Don’t give him all the credit. It was partly my idea too.”
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Pardon me sir. On the Jackie Gleason Show, who's funnier, Jackie Gleason or Art Carney?"
Man: "I can't say. I watch Flipper."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and will get him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)
Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"
Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."
Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."
Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."
Ralph: “How could you tell if you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are not supposed to be around here.”
Ed: “Because the bird that I saw had a yellow belly and it was sucking sap.”
“Young Man With A Horn”:
Alice: “All right Ralph. You haven’t touched this cornette (sp?) in years.”
Ralph: “I want to keep it.”
Ed: “He has a point Alice. He hasn’t seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them.”
“Dial J For Janitor”:
Ralph: “Your garbage can was only half full. When it’s full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here – save a trip there and it all adds up.”
Ed: “That is what I am afraid of. It is mounting up all over the building.”
“Man In The Blue Suit”:
Alice: “Lucky suit? You haven’t worn the suit in five years.”
Ralph: “Do you know anybody who has been as unlucky as I have been in the last five years?”
Alice: “Yeah. Me.”
“Cottage For Sale Part 1”:
Ralph: “I am not asking you for the money. The general is telling you to give it to me.”
(Alice puts a bowl on Ralph’s head and “salutes” him.)
Alice: “Har-har-har!”
“Cottage For Sale Part 1”:
Trixie: “$989 for a summer cottage.”
Alice: “Don’t worry. It’s just another one of Ralph’s harebrained schemes.”
Ed: “Don’t give him all the credit. It was partly my idea too.”
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Pardon me sir. On the Jackie Gleason Show, who's funnier, Jackie Gleason or Art Carney?"
Man: "I can't say. I watch Flipper."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and will get him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)
Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"
Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."
Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."
Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."