View Full Version : "Facts of Life" go to Hollywood!!!


80skid
02-02-2001, 05:12 PM
~Hope you like it! this is pt. 1, but the rest will be posted tonight or tomorrow morning/evening!~

Part One

(the airport)

Tootie: We're in Hollywood! Home of the palm trees and movie stars!
Blair: Shopping!
Natalie: Cute boys!
Mrs. Garrett: Cute men!
Jo: Um... some stuff?
Blair: There might be a motorcycle shop nearby, Jo.
(Jo glares at her)
Tootie: And this is where I'm going to make my debut! (swings her suitcase around until it crashes on the floor)
Natalie: As the girl who just threw a suitcase onto the ground!
Mrs. Garrett: I don't know, Tootie. I don't think you can totally become a movie star in the two weeks we've got here.
Tootie: Oh, Mrs. G! It worked for... some people!
Natalie: I'm going to write a screenplay and have someone publish it! It'll have drama, comedy... (looks at a boy walking by) and some romance!
Jo: And I'm going to..?
Tootie: You can come with me to my movie sets!
Blair: Jo can be your stunt double!
Mrs. Garrett: How about before we make all our plans, we get going?
Blair: And find out where the stores are! And if Jo doesn't want to go with Tootie, she can just go with me!
Mrs. Garrett: Come on, girls!

(the hotel)
Mrs. Garrett: Now, Blair's going shopping, Tootie and Jo will be at movie studios, and Nat'll be...
Natalie: On the beach!
Mrs. Garrett: and I'll be just around Hollywood, checking up on you girls and everything. Don't get lost and here's the hotel number to call if you need something.
Blair: We won't get lost!
Nat: How can you get lost on a beach? You have your sand, your water, your cute guys and a screenplay to write!
Mrs. Garrett: Have fun, girls!

(the movie studio)
Tootie: Just look at this movie studio... they've got great movies they're producing now AND I bet I'll be in their next one!
(Jo sighs. She's heard this at the other movie studios they've gone to. They go up to a director)
Tootie: Can you, uh, help us find where movie directors find good stars?
Director: You've come to the right place!
Tootie: I have?
Director: The fresh new face! The face that screams "Movie Star!" You've got it!
Tootie: I have?
Director: No, no. (points to Jo). This young woman certainly is the next face!
Jo: I uh...
Tootie: But me!
Director: An extra in the next movie! (looks at Jo) This face.. this face that'll be on every billboard in America... this face!
(Tootie stares at Jo in disbelief)
Tootie (to herself): But this face... my face... MY face..

(Grauman's Chinese Theater. Mrs. Garrett's lost)
Mrs. Garrett: I told the girls not to get lost and here I am lost myself... if I turn left I'm going out there, but if I turn right I... (bumps into a young girl around sixteen)
Mrs. Garrett: Oh, I'm sorry. Can you help me find the way out?
Girl: Mrs. Garrett?!?
Mrs. Garrett: Molly Parker! It's you!

~How is it? get ready for the rest soon!! more tonight!!~



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Andy: OK, tell me what things were ruined. One pen... one jean jacket...
Jo: What do you mean, one jean jacket?
Blair: Andy... that's a delicate topic!
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Blair: Turn Blue!
Jo: Her best shot - you see that, her best shot!

BlairW_4
02-02-2001, 05:27 PM
Awesome!!!!!

Fol_divison_rox_505
02-02-2001, 05:44 PM
great! i really liked how u brought in molly!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

DinahTheDiningCar
02-02-2001, 08:05 PM
I am majorly LOVING this. Finish, PUHLEESE...
~Em

iluvfacts14
02-04-2001, 11:54 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I like it so far! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Mrs. G.: ...the whole subject of retardation was strictly off-limits..

Natalie: ....so was sex, religion, and politics, what was left?

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Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.