Mel giving the girls a raise without a fuss.

Flo having only one boyfriend.

Vera not being dingy.

Tommy flunking out of school.

Alice not wanting to sing.

Flo NOT saying "Kiss My Grits."

Mel NOT saying "Stow It."

Mel closing the diner on a Saturday.

Mel closing on all the holidays.

Mel NOT being cheap.

The waitresses: "We don't mind working overtime, you don't even have to pay us overtime."

Mel: "Marie, will you marry me?"

Alice actually dating Flo's brother.

Vera caught in a threesome.

Alice wanting to keep that money in the brown bag and NOT call the police.

Flo joining a convent, and taking vows of both silence and celibacy.

Vera becoming a streetwalker.

Tommy not growing.

Mel buying a good liability insurance plan for the diner.

Mel winning a "Chef of the Year" contest.

Mel visiting Ron Harris (Barney Miller) for fashion advice.

Carrie Sharples taking a vow of silence.

Mel's Diner winning an "Eatery of the Year" contest.

Mel's customers NOT investing in Pepto-Bismol stock.

Rachel Ray dropping by Mel's Diner for any of her shows.

Emeril having Mel on his show to make his famous chili.

Mel giving the girls great health insurance and medical insurance along with a huge raise.

Flo letting her hair down.

Vera shooting and killing turkeys.

Alice chain-smoking.

Vera becoming an alcoholic.

Flo becoming addicted to pain killers.

Any celebrity passing through town NOT singing a duet with Alice. :lol:

the only one I remember passing was oss Hogg and Enos

Mel: Vera you dinghy..... WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Flo: Kiss mah grits...then we can get into some rubber and you can whip mah grits and call me "Mommy"! :rolleyes:
Belle: Why can't I say "kiss mah grits"? After all, I played Flo in the damn movie!!

Flo coming back for a visit.

CUSTOMER: "My God, Mel, this is a nice CHIANTI"

Alice and Mel fall in love.

Any celebrity passing through town NOT singing a duet with Alice. :lol:
:rofl:

I would say, "Seeing Mel's mother in a short short dress and singing DO YA THINK I'M SEXY?" but THAT DID HAPPEN ON THE SHOW!!! :puke:


Bill Cosby making a special guest appearance.

Mel only having ONE waitress work.

Mel wearing something else beside that white stained t-shirt and cap.

"Due to an illness, in tonight's episode, Vera will be played by former miss Iowa and Playboy Playmate , Barbi Benton" :p

(If that didnt help the ratings, nothing would) :lol:

"Due to an illness, in tonight's episode, Vera will be played by former miss Iowa and Playboy Playmate , Barbi Benton" :p
You wish!;) :lol:

Alice moving into a condo with the new raise Mel gave her.

Alice finding a decent boyfriend and we see him more than once on the show.

Flo running a brothel on the side. ;)

Flo running a brothel on the side. ;)
I thought Mel ran the brothel! :eek2:

I thought Mel ran the brothel! :eek2:
:rofl: He'd be too busy being a "customer". ;)

:rofl: He'd be too busy being a "customer". ;)
Then how do you explain the 3 So-called "waitresses" in his "diner"? ;) :p

EWWWW...puke:

Alice asking Flo to move in with her for good. "Flo, your habits don't bother me A BIT!! Invite all the men you want!"

that would be funny if Rachael ray would have dropped by Mel's Dinner

that would be funny if Rachael ray would have dropped by Mel's Dinner
Very unlikely, "Alice" ended in 1985, but, Rachael Ray didnt make it to TV until 1997 ;)

Valet Parking at Mel's Diner

Mel actually giving up the bachelor life and getting married. :lol:

Mel your cooking is delicious.

Kiss my cabbage!

Vera, you're so smart, why don't you join Mensa?

:rofl:

I would say, "Seeing Mel's mother in a short short dress and singing DO YA THINK I'M SEXY?" but THAT DID HAPPEN ON THE SHOW!!! :puke:i remember that moment a true shark jumping moment if ever there was one


Bill Cosby making a special guest appearance.

Mel only having ONE waitress work.

Mel wearing something else beside that white stained t-shirt and cap.

vera not going on and on about fred astire ginger rogers donald o connor or any other hollywood musical star of the 30s and 40s

Mel your cooking is delicious.

Kiss my cabbage!

Vera, you're so smart, why don't you join Mensa?
:clap :rofl: :brent Rich, I especially love the Mensa comment.

:clap :rofl: :brent Rich, I especially love the Mensa comment.

Thx sweetie--you come up w some really great ones yourself

Alice quitting and laying around collecting unemployment.

Vera becoming an alcoholic.

Flo becoming celibate.

Mel having Alice sing in the diner while playing the piano to entertain his customers.