View Full Version : "It's a Wonderful Warner" - a little takeoff on "It's a Wonderful Life"


80skid
01-20-2001, 07:14 PM
(OK... hope you enjoy this one...all about how Jo's life would of been different if there wasn't Blair... enjoy!)

((Edna's Edibles, where everyone but Blair happens to be working.))

Jo: Has ANYONE seen Blair?
Tootie: She went, uh... shopping.
Jo: Since this morning? It's closing time!
Natalie: A good sale is hard to resist.
Tootie: I'll bet you $10 she says that.
Natalie: You're on!
Mrs. G: Please, girls... don't start betting on Blair. She'll be here soon.
Jo: $20 bucks, Mrs. G, that she's late.
Mrs. Garrett: Make it $5.
Jo: Okay!
((Blair comes in overloaded with bags.)
Jo: Where were you?
Blair: A good sale is hard to resist.
Tootie ((nudges Natalie)): $10 my friend, $10 bucks.
((Natalie sighs and hands her ten dollars))
((Mrs. G slips Jo $5 but Jo isn't even listening. She looks really mad at Blair))
Jo: How many times are you going to be late?
Blair: I've never been late more than twice!
Jo: Till now.
Blair: Are you keeping count?
Jo: Why can't you be early for once?
Mrs. Garrett: Girls, girls!
Jo: You know what, Blair?
Blair: No, what?
Jo: My life would be so easy without you.
Mrs. G: Jo!
Jo: It's the truth, Mrs. G.
((she leaves the room, but not before hitting her head on a shelf. She flinches back and feels her head as she slumps into a chair, wondering just what has happened.))

How is it so far? I've got to run now, but let me know. I'll finish it up tonight!



[This message has been edited by 80skid (edited 01-20-2001).]

BlairW_1
01-20-2001, 07:17 PM
Oooooohhhhhh!!! Can't wait 4 the rest!!! BTW, I love It's a Wonderful Life!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

80skid
01-20-2001, 07:44 PM
Glad you like it http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif BTW, so do I!!

lesliem14
01-20-2001, 08:06 PM
Please post the rest soon!!

TVaddict
01-20-2001, 08:25 PM
Yeah, great idea, I can't wait to see where you take it.

Fol_divison_rox_505
01-20-2001, 09:48 PM
i cant wait to read the rest of it!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them