POLNICAZEK23
01-19-2001, 10:17 PM
{ The camera is on Blair)
Blair: I just found out something new!
Jo: What, your heads on backwords?
Blair: No, it's just too delicious to tell!
Jo: Will ya spit it out?
Blair: Cally Salm is coming to Eastland. Jo she's into beauty, you wouldn't know her.
Jo: In fact I do know a Salm, I think I bike raced her once.
Blair: Not this Cally Salm, she wouldn't have time for bikes.
Natalie comes in
Blair: Guess what, I have a great secret!
Natalie: If it's about Cally Salm everyone knows, it's probaly all over Peekskill by now.
Blair: Natalie, Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie, did you know what she's doing her at Eastland?
Jo: Yeah, she like me is coming up for the big bike race.
Blair: Such a kid, anyway Natalie, she's going to pick someone to be in her new T.V. show.
Jo: It's a bike racing show!
Blair: Stop insulting Miss Salm, and Jo get out of that bike racing suit.
Jo: I told you, I'm racing today. It's my uniform!
Blair: It could have came in blue. White is such a dull, boring, dumb color. No wonder it looks good on you!
The doorbell rings.
Blair: It must be Miss Salm.
Blair opens the door
Blair: Cally!
Cally: Right, now I heard there was a Jo in this place...
Jo: That's me, hey, we bike raced once didn't we?
Blair: Jo, Miss Cally doesn't ride, she wears.
Cally: Actually, I came up here for someone to be in my T.V. ad.
Blair: See!
Cally: And Jo, how would you like to be in it.
Blair: What?
Cally: It's a ad for a bike! Jo is such a good bike rider, come on let's go set up.
Jo: I HATE setting up.
Cally: Such a sourpous.
Blair: Takes one to know one.
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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.
Jo: You mean not enough!
Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?
Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?
Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.
Blair: I just found out something new!
Jo: What, your heads on backwords?
Blair: No, it's just too delicious to tell!
Jo: Will ya spit it out?
Blair: Cally Salm is coming to Eastland. Jo she's into beauty, you wouldn't know her.
Jo: In fact I do know a Salm, I think I bike raced her once.
Blair: Not this Cally Salm, she wouldn't have time for bikes.
Natalie comes in
Blair: Guess what, I have a great secret!
Natalie: If it's about Cally Salm everyone knows, it's probaly all over Peekskill by now.
Blair: Natalie, Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie, did you know what she's doing her at Eastland?
Jo: Yeah, she like me is coming up for the big bike race.
Blair: Such a kid, anyway Natalie, she's going to pick someone to be in her new T.V. show.
Jo: It's a bike racing show!
Blair: Stop insulting Miss Salm, and Jo get out of that bike racing suit.
Jo: I told you, I'm racing today. It's my uniform!
Blair: It could have came in blue. White is such a dull, boring, dumb color. No wonder it looks good on you!
The doorbell rings.
Blair: It must be Miss Salm.
Blair opens the door
Blair: Cally!
Cally: Right, now I heard there was a Jo in this place...
Jo: That's me, hey, we bike raced once didn't we?
Blair: Jo, Miss Cally doesn't ride, she wears.
Cally: Actually, I came up here for someone to be in my T.V. ad.
Blair: See!
Cally: And Jo, how would you like to be in it.
Blair: What?
Cally: It's a ad for a bike! Jo is such a good bike rider, come on let's go set up.
Jo: I HATE setting up.
Cally: Such a sourpous.
Blair: Takes one to know one.
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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.
Jo: You mean not enough!
Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?
Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?
Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.