OK, we've tackled Good Times, Sanford & Son and One Day at a Time. Now it's time to come up with wacky alternative titles for Bewitched!!

Monster-In-Law

Dragon Lady

Clara The Friendly Witch

Doorknobs and Broomsticks

Tales from the Cotton Top

If Cauldrons Could Talk

My Big Fat Witch Wedding

Come Fly With Me

The Blond and The Beautiful

Nights In Black Sackcloth

My Mother, My Foot!!

Daughters Can Be Such A Disappointment

101 Ways To Liven Up A Party starring Uncle Arthur

How To Prepare Veal Birds at $5 A Head

Identical Cousins

My "Sister" Sam

Sammy Baby

To the Moon and Back

Zap Happy

Nose To Meet You

I Married Sam

I Didn't Lose a Daughter, I Gained a Dobbin!!

Why Me!? (starring Darrin, also starring Abner Kravitz)

Diary of A Mad Witch Woman

500 Ways to Fire and Re-Hire Your Right Hand Man - an instructional video for the workplace; hosted by Larry Tate

Everyone Has a Twin Out There...Somewhere (starring Jonathan Tate with a Special Guest Appearance by Aunt Clara)

My Medicine, Myself (starring Gladys Kravitz)

Did We Have a Son Named Lenny!? (starring Gladys and Abner Kravitz)

Snoops (starring Gladys Kravitz)

Stand by Me (starring Samantha and Darrin Stephens)

Nosy Neighbors and Greedy Bosses

Money (That's What I Want) (starring Larry Tate)

To Sam, With Love

When Mothers-In-Law Attack!!

Sammy Claus is Coming To Town

If I Had A Hammer...I'd Tell My Mother-In-Law Where to Put It!!

Me and My Chevys

These Are The Spells of Our Lives

I Was A Middle-Aged Werewolf

I'm Under Your Spell

Our Love Is Here To Stay...Unfortunately, So Is Endora

All-American Witch

This Magic Moment

Snap, Wiggle, Pow!

Let's Kiss and Make Up

Dim Bulbs and Doorknobs

Which Witch Is This?

Witches, Mortals And More

For Whom The Spell Tolls

Fly Me To The Moon

Witch Witch is Which

Jump The Broom

Twinkle Your Nose

Stephens & Tate

Witches Just Wanna Have Fun

Oh Darrin!

Three Witches and a Darwood

Don't Get Mad...Get Even (With Your Husband's Ex-Girlfriend)

Don't Flip Your Wig (starring Sheila Summers)

How To Pop Out at Parties (starring Uncle Arthur)

Let Me Call You Sweetheart (starring Samantha and Darrin)

The Lady In The Moon

Black Magic Women

Pop-In & Pop-Out

Honky Tonk Witches

Take My Witch...Please!!

Witchy Woman (an Eagles song) :lol:

Witchy Woman (an Eagles song) :lol:
How about Devil Woman (Cliff Richard song) for Endora?? :lol:

-My two Darrins
-The Suburban Witch Project
-Too many Husbands
-You think YOU got "mother-in-law troubles"????!!!
-My Mother the Witch
-My secret nose!

Irene mentioned Witchy Woman - how about Twitchy Woman? :lol:

Everything's Coming Up Noses

Could It Be Magic

You & Me Against the World (starring Sam and Darrin)

Take This Job and Shove It (starring Darrin and Larry)

Clara the Cute, Clueless and Confused

Let Me Entertain You (starring Uncle Arthur)

The Lady is a Vamp (starring Serena)

Itching To Twitch

I'll Put A Spell On You

Nosey Neighbor

Stupid B*tch Next Door

Kick the Kravitz Where The Sun Don't Shine

Kick Gladys in the Asses (trying to rhyme here):crazy:

Witches Have Twitches Too

Spooky Spells

Witching Well

Dearest Darling Durwood

I Get a Witch Out of You

Mother's Watching, Darwin!!

Sorry, Gotta Fly!

Just Be Your Elf (starring Cousin Edgar)

Martini Mania

Let a Smile Be Your Broomstick

Bewitched, Bothered & Brunhilde (see Season 5, Episode 2)

Larry, Darrin & Darrin (spoof of the three brothers on Newhart).

Witches' Hats & Beekeeper Hats

Sister Golden Hair

Sammy (Be Tender With My Love)

A Dum-Dum is Not Just a Lollipop

One Witch Has a Twitch, the Other Witch is a B%#&h

Unfortunate Son-In-Law

Oh Darrin Boy

I Love Legs & Eggs (starring Darrin)

Trading Faces (starring Darrin, Gladys, Louise, etc., etc.)

A Beautiful Broom-Riding Witch Turned Axe-Wielding Spinster

Sorry About That Movie!

Cousin Edgar and Steve Carell: Separated at Birth!?

Dawson's Up the Creek (starring Darrin)

Green-Eyed Gal

"One Witch Has a Twitch, the Other Witch is a B%#&" ~catlover


:lol: HAHAHAHA :lol: :rotflmao:

Mortal Kombats (Gladys & Abner)

A is for ABNER!!

I Scream, Therefore I Am (Gladys)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (Serena)

Mother Changes Everything

Kasey (Rogers) at the Bat

How Much are those Dog Aliens in the Spaceship?

I Can't Walk the Straight Line (starring Dick Wilson as The Drunk)

Slip Sliding' Away...UP the Slide!! (starring Tabitha)

Me & My Sick Headaches (starring Phyllis)

Unfortunate Son-In-Law



brilliant. :D

Everybody Loves Darrin

Springtime In Salem

Where's Endora? In Bora-Bora!

Serena And The Dancing Bear

Uncle Arthur's Funny Farm

Gladys Gets Committed

Clara the Travel Agent

Tabitha's Unicorn

Everybody Loves Darrin

Springtime In Salem

Where's Endora? In Bora-Bora!

Serena And The Dancing Bear

Uncle Arthur's Funny Farm

Gladys Gets Committed

Clara the Travel Agent

Tabitha's Unicorn

Those are great!!!!!:lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think Letterman should fire his writers, and hire all of US....we can give him a package deal....lets face it "What time is it in Omaha" is NOT much of a comedy bit! ( I love Dave, but, his writers have become sloppy, to say the least )

^ YES!! I'm so there!! (Jay Leno's writers have become lazy, too...whatever happened to Beyondo, Mr. Brain, Billy Tuttle, Iron Jay, Evil Jay, etc.?? With the exception of Headlines, all the bits just bite now. :()

Not Your Average, Everyday Housewitch

Bring in the Booze

Champagne Breakfasts, Martini Lunches and *HIC*!!

I Am SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!!! :rofl:

or

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM I Am!!!!

Green Eggs and Sam

Old Yellers

Darrin Picks Up the Check...Again

Endora & the Great Eye Shadow Shortage of 1965

The Gladys Kravitz Rain Dance

Aunt Clara's Five Finger Discount on Doorknobs

Gladys Escapes from the Looney Bin

Abner's Anchovies

Gladys' Believe It or Not!!

My Sister Ran Off to Hooterville and Changed Her Name (starring Abner Kravitz, with Mary Grace Canfield as Harriet Kravitz/Ralph Monroe)

Spilling Water & Flipping Lids (Samantha and Gladys)

What Have I Done To Deserve This? (Darrin and Abner)

Tea for Two Darrins

Zapped! Or, Why Samantha Kicked Me Out of Bed and Onto the Couch Again aka Darrin's Sleepless Nights

Marie Barone Is a Far Worse Mother-In-Law Than Me! (starring Endora and Phyllis Stephens)

I Love My Son In Law! NOT!!

Maurice's Fight With Sophicles

Aunt Clara's Doorknob Fetish

USE THE DOOR Clara!

Phyllis and The Headache Laxative

Phyllis Does A Hemorrhoid Commercial (aka "And I Didn't Even Have To Act!")

My Son In Law The Mannequin (aka He's So Much Better As The Strong Silent Type)

Phyllis and Gladys Sittin' In A Tree D-I-S-H-I-N-G!

Because Your Stubborn And Very Crass I'm Going To Turn You Into An A$$ (aka Endora's "Mule School" Spell on Larry)

Larry Tells The Truth And His Ears Grow Bigger

Gladys The Mental Patient

Abner: Househusband or Psychiatric Nurse???

Clara The Chimney Sweep

Clara and Ben Light Up The Place With $100 Bills

Serena And The Lawrence Welk Polka Festival

Tabitha And The Talking Grasshopper

Sams Scrammed And's On The Lam (aka The Stephens Have A BAD Fight!)

Darrin the Bronze (the Witches' Council turns him into a statue in the front yard)

Please, Please Believe Me (Gladys)

Everybody Wants to Rule the World aka The Larry Tate Story

Up the Down Slide (Tabitha)

Serena's Micro Minis & Martinis

Lyin' Eyes (Larry Tate)

Up On the Roof (Aunt Clara after losing Endora's powers)

Bewitched, Bothered & Inebriated (do I really have to explain this one? :lol:)

Toy Soldier Story (Larry has a drink with Tabitha's toy soldier)

Champagne Wishes & Serena Dreams

Daily Doubles

Crazy Like a (Bernard) Fox

The Ugliest 1970s Decor in Town

Serena's Club Med Disaster

Going Bananas (Serena & Arthur at the ice cream parlor)

Larry's Ethics Probe

Don't Call Me Weezy (Louise Tate)

Whining & Dining (Larry)

A witch, A twitch and a Nosey B***h

Endora I adore ya Not! (starring Durwood)

Beswitched (starring Dick Sargeant, Sandra Gould, Kasey Rogers, etc...)

:clap: ;)

Macbeth's Muffler Trouble

Aunt Clara And The Cross-Eyed Warlock

My What Big Ears You Have!

The Cuz Is A Double And Makes Lots of Trouble

My! How That Doorknob Sparkles

A Twitch, A Blink, A Zap And A Wink

Gladys's Committed (To Driving Everyone Crazy)

Monika the ones you have posted are just hilarious.

Rich, you rock! :rock:

^ Why, thank you, Irene. :blush: Here's a few more:

Vintage Old Crow (starring Endora)

Durwood - You've Been Punk'd!!! (starring Samantha's relatives)

Jackass (starring Darrin & Maurice after an unfortunate spell)

I Think I'm Going Out of My Head (starring Gladys)

Get Gladys A Lowjack

My Hair May Be Red, But Now You're A Sled! (aka Endora's Frosty Spell)

Clara And The Chimney Sweep

Maurice's Sollioquy

Aunt Clara Rows Down The Street (aka A Menace From Venice)

Con Ed's Blackouts And The Aunt Clara Power Shortage

Aunt Clara's Secret Romance With Ready Killowatt

I Can Not Tell A Lie: My Ears Have Been Stung By A Bee! LOL

Macbeth Motors Magically (Maybe Mostly Mysteriously)

Little Tabitha Does A No No With Her Nose

Which Witch Made That Twitch And Put Poor Darrin In That Ditch?

Dodo Dum Dum Durwood Donkey (aka Better Bray For Spell To Be Uncast Endora Doesn't Like Being Sassed)

Pinocchio's Cousin Darrin LOL

^ :rofl: :brent

Yacnah, Yenta, Noodnick and VERY ippie in the kaboodle (aka Gladys Kravitz guests on Rhoda)

My How That Doorknob Shines! (aka Aunt Clara Goes on a Shopping Spree)

Aunt Clara's Be Kind To Chimneys Week LOL!

Maurice and Endora Sittin' In A Tree H-I-S-S-I-N-G

Funny Daddy (aka Endora's Frown Makes Darrin A Clown)

Uncle Arthur Meets Henny Youngman LOL!

How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? (aka Endora puts Darrin In The Doghouse)

Cuz Causin Trouble - Samantha's Pesky Double

Maurice And The Strumpet Make Endora Trumpet

Dr. Bombay's Nubile Mermaid Adventure In Bora Bora

Dr. Bombay's Medical Hotline (aka Scramble Two Raven's Eggs With Bat Milk And Call Me In The Morning LOL!)

:rofl: :clap Rich, you are the all-time champion of funniest titles, followed closely by Brandon (BruceWillisFan). You ROCK!! :rock:

:rofl: :clap Rich, you are the all-time champion of funniest titles, followed closely by Brandon (BruceWillisFan). You ROCK!! :rock:

What a nice thing to say - you make S.O. a fun place! Thx! & :heart: your avs - which are always FABU! :thumbsup:

What a nice thing to say - you make S.O. a fun place! Thx! & :heart: your avs - which are always FABU! :thumbsup:
:blush: Awww...I try.

Betwitched

Samantha's Famous Nose

Get Gladys Some Smelling Salts

Pipe Dreams (Abner)

The Joker's Wild (Uncle Arthur)

Window Shades Keep Out The Snoopy Old Ladies
Who Put That Spell On Me
Every Day Is Halloween At Morning Glory Circle

She's Looney and She's Snoopy...The Gladys Kravitz Story

The Divine Miss Endora

Cry Me a River aka McMann & Tate Loses Another Account

Window Shades Keep Out The Snoopy Old Ladies
Who Put That Spell On Me
Every Day Is Halloween At Morning Glory Circle
Those are just too hilarious. :rofl:

^ Thanks! These are sure fun to come up with!


Invitation To A Levitation
A Call To Doctor Bombay Will Put you Away

Darrin Stephens as the Penguin (after meeting George the Raven)

Darrin in the Jug (after wearing Aunt Clara's designs)

Double Vision starring Samantha and Serena
Double Vision starring the two Darrins
Double Vision starring Alice Pierce and Sandy Gould
Double Vision starring Erin and Diane Murphy
Double Vision starring The Lawrence Brothers
Double Vision starring Irene Vernon and Kasey Rogers
Double Vision starring Roy Roberts and Robert F. Simon
Double Vision starring Dick Wilson
Double Vision starring Dick York as Serious Darrin & Fun Darrin
Double Vision starring Aunt Clara,Jonathan Tate and Jonathan Tate
Double Vision and a Sick Headache starring Mable Albertson
Double Vision starring Uncle Arthur and Bunny

Music by Foreigner

^ Double Vision should've been the new theme song! :lol:

Haha, I know, I just got on a role there. There just so many examples of "doubles" on Bewitched. I must say though, you and some of the others are much more clever with your rejected titles. Rhoda was my favorite. You all got carried away there!

Haha, I know, I just got on a role there. There just so many examples of "doubles" on Bewitched. I must say though, you and some of the others are much more clever with your rejected titles. Rhoda was my favorite. You all got carried away there!
Yes, we sure did. :lol: Thank you for the compliment. Rejected Titles is my favorite game here!! :D

The Nose Knows
I Married a Mortal (Sam)
My Itchy Nose
Twitch
Relatively Wacky (Sam's Family)
You've Got to Believe We Are Magic (Sam's Family)
You've Got Me Under Your Spell (Darrin)
Switch (the two Darrins)
Split Personality (Sam/Serena)
The Witch Next Door (the Kravitz's)
My Daughter Married Durwood (Endora)
My Mother-in-law the Witch (Darrin)
Witch Baby is Mine? (birth of Tabitha)
Misspelled (Aunt Clara)
Painted Lady (Endora)

Me and My (Eye) Shadow {Endora}

^ :cool: :D I love your reference to Olivia Newton-John's "Magic".

^ :cool: :D I love your reference to Olivia Newton-John's "Magic".
Thanks! It's a great song and it just fit in so perfectly with the Bewitched theme!

Thanks! It's a great song and it just fit in so perfectly with the Bewitched theme!
It does. "Suddenly" would've been a great song for Sam and Darrin, years down the road. :D

On the Couch Again, Just Can't Wait to Sleep on the Couch Again (Darrin after Sam zaps him out of their bed)

My Wife the Sorehead (after Sam zaps Darrin onto the couch)

Hey, I Think the Olive in My Martini is Bugged

I'm My Own Grandma (Sam disguises Darrin as an old lady to save him from Thunderbolt Swenson)

The Two Faces of Larry Tate

The Darwin Awards

Don't Get Mad...Get GLADYS

Keeping Tabs on Tabitha

There Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha Hee Hee Ho Ho To The Funny Farm (aka Gladys Kravitz's version of Napoleon's XIV song)

Endora & Lucy's Hair Coloring Salon

Clara and The GPS Mess (aka Let's Do The Time Warp Again)

Clara, TAKE THE BUS!!!!!

Endora The Fly On The Wall

Carlotta The Matchmaking Monster

The first title is music to Abner's ears - now he can read the paper, play the flute, or take a nap in PEACE!!! :rofl:

As well as the police department, newspapers, CIA, FBI and Army Intelligence.

(in deference to the canine like aliens who did come to visit: when it comes to Gladys, a double dose of nice is not a vice!)

There's No Peace With Maurice

She's A Treasure, Our Miss Pleasure (Pleasure O'Reilly episode)

That's No Stranger, Her Name Is Danger (Danger O'Reilly episode)

Uncle Arthur Is So Funny When He Gets A Life-Size Bunny (A Bunny For Tabitha episode)

Maurice: The "Ham" in Hamlet

Clara's Broom Lacks Vavoom

Uncle Arthur and The Henny Youngman Festival

Tabitha Does A Nose Naughty

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Sometimes You Don't (aka The Gladys Kravitz Story)

Endora Sees RED (and I Don't Mean Looking In A Mirror)

:rofl: :brent Brilliant!!!!

:rofl: :brent Brilliant!!!!

Glad you liked them.

Glad you liked them.
Always!!!

She Rode A Broom To Her Honeymoon

As A Matter Of Fact, Bombay's A Quack

Mortals & Witches Keep you in Stitches
It Ain't A Breeze When I Sneeze (Esmeralda)

This might be kinda OT but wasn't one of the real original titles going to be "My Wife the Witch"? It seems like I heard that.

This might be kinda OT but wasn't one of the real original titles going to be "My Wife the Witch"? It seems like I heard that.

I think it was. One of the other potential titles was The Witch of Westport or something like that.

Aunt Clara And That Pesky Wall
Sassy Cuz All A Buzz
Lord Have Mercy: It’s Mercenary Larry!
Tabitha And The Ellusive Butterfly

1,001 Wrong Ways To Say Durwood

Dumbo’s Cousin Darrin LOL

Uncle Arthur and The Dunking Booth