View Full Version : Things we will never see/hear on Gilligan's Island


Ireneparalegal
06-24-2007, 09:32 PM
Ginger with her hair undone.

Skipper actually losing weight.

Gilligan not fouling up a rescue.

Professor not having any ideas.

Mr. Howell not addressing Mrs. Howell as LOVEY.

The entire cast to Ginger: "What a great meal you prepared!"

Mikado
06-24-2007, 09:53 PM
Skipper to Gilligan- Well, if we ever get off this island, youre fired...without severance pay!

Bonsai
06-25-2007, 10:33 AM
Gilligan: "That's a good plan, Professor, but you're forgetting about the inverse relationship between volume and pressure."

Skipper: "Who knew bananas, coconuts, and fish were so fattening?"

Mr. Howell: "Ya know, stuck here on the island, money is just paper. I guess we're all equal now."

Mrs. Howell: "I suppose if you have one change of clothes like Gilligan you really DO have something to wear for any occasion."

Ginger: "Well, I guess I'll cut my hair off and borrow some trousers from Mr. Howell. That'll be much more practical for surviving on the island."

Mary Ann: "You'll all find I'm a fair-minded person, but if any of you cross me there'll only be six mouths to feed, if you catch my meaning."

Professor: "Might as well make the best of it---Toga! Toga!------PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!"

Mikado
06-25-2007, 03:57 PM
Those were great, Bonsai!! :clap:

CTLucyfan
06-26-2007, 09:57 AM
Skipper: "Thanks for the panties Ginger, they feel nice"

catlover79
06-26-2007, 12:13 PM
Mary Ann going wild (;))

The Skipper NOT losing his temper

Gilligan studying for his Master's

The Skipper NOT hitting Gilligan with his hat

Bonsai
06-26-2007, 01:50 PM
ummm...LucyFan....just one question...is the Skipper holding them or is he wearing them?? :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mikado
06-26-2007, 05:38 PM
youll never see:
-Gilligan's hormones kicking in :lol:
-The castaways wearing palm fronds, despite the fact that they couldnt have a lot of spare clothes with them
-The batteries in that portable radio finally dying!
-The 3 single men on the island in conflict, because theres only 2 single women :D

mrs.gingerhinkley
06-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Gilligan: "That's a good plan, Professor, but you're forgetting about the inverse relationship between volume and pressure."

Skipper: "Who knew bananas, coconuts, and fish were so fattening?"

Mr. Howell: "Ya know, stuck here on the island, money is just paper. I guess we're all equal now."

Mrs. Howell: "I suppose if you have one change of clothes like Gilligan you really DO have something to wear for any occasion."

Ginger: "Well, I guess I'll cut my hair off and borrow some trousers from Mr. Howell. That'll be much more practical for surviving on the island."

Mary Ann: "You'll all find I'm a fair-minded person, but if any of you cross me there'll only be six mouths to feed, if you catch my meaning."

Professor: "Might as well make the best of it---Toga! Toga!------PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!"


omg! SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! :lol: :lol:

awesome thread Ireneparalegal! btw, nice avatar! :D

LucyFan... soo wrong....

Ireneparalegal
07-11-2007, 08:23 PM
omg! SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!! :lol: :lol:

awesome thread Ireneparalegal! btw, nice avatar! :D

LucyFan... soo wrong....
Thank you! :D


Professor: "I don't know how that works."

Ginger making a delicious meal.

Mrs. Howell walking and talking like a "normal" person.

Professor, Gilligan and Skipper wearing different clothes.

Gilligan NOT fouling up a rescue.

Eva Grubb getting her ass kicked by the castaways after what she did.

Maryann going on strike and refusing to cook.

Maryann making a pie that is NOT coconut cream.

Skinny Mulligan (Gilligan's Friend)

Ireneparalegal
07-12-2007, 12:14 AM
Mr. and Mrs. Howell actually doing work around the island.

The castawasy building a boat.

treky
07-12-2007, 01:23 AM
Maryann and Ginger-"So; who wants to go skinny-dipping with us"?

The Skipper (to Gilligan)-"Say; you look mighty cute in those tight pants"!

The Skipper to the Proffesor-"If you're so ******* smart; how come we're STILL stuck on this island"????

mrs.gingerhinkley
07-12-2007, 09:55 AM
Professor: "I don't know how that works."

Ginger making a delicious meal.
:lol:



Gilligan NOT fouling up a rescue.
Maryann making a pie that is NOT coconut cream.
^the sun would fall out of the sky first.

Eva Grubb getting her ass kicked by the castaways after what she did.


^... it's wut she deserves afteral :D


great ones... these are tooo hilarious....! :rofl:

gilligan fanatic
07-15-2007, 11:49 AM
Didn't we do something like this last year-lol

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=162135

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=172921

They are a little different, but they have some good responses

mrs.gingerhinkley
07-15-2007, 12:41 PM
^ thnx... those r great 2!
but, i think this thread is funnier!

Ireneparalegal
07-15-2007, 03:43 PM
Fishpie that actually looks good to eat. :puke:

Mikado
07-15-2007, 11:25 PM
Gilligan to Skipper: You know Skipper, I'm really tired of fish and coconuts, and well, you look sooooooo fat and tasty.....

Maryanne: Well, of course I share quarters with Ginger, we're not into GUYS!

Professor, paddling his boat at 4 am: Did they REALLY think I couldnt get off this island? Won't they all be surprised when they wake up in the morning and find my hut permanently empty! hehehehe

Mr Howell to his wife: You know Lovey, i've just realised, we're the laziest, most useless people on this Island!!! Gilligan?! Where did YOU come from, and what are you doing with that machete???...........

mrs.gingerhinkley
07-16-2007, 06:01 PM
Fishpie that actually looks good to eat. :puke:
Yum!

Chesty Pickle
08-03-2007, 12:03 PM
you'll never see a realistic gorilla, or a non-racist depiction of an asian militant unaware of the end of the war, or the entire group kill any of the many island visitors who screwed them over.... most importantly the dude who goes on the island for that radio show and he steals all their food and then there boat. jerk.

Steve Carras
08-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Gilligan during the frequent mad dashses by Eva
Grubb [Tina Louise} when changing into
Giner and back to herself once again:
"They HAD the same music playing when Harold Hecuba changed his disgusies and costumes".

Skipper (during ANY of the second season shows):"Professor, how come is it that any time we snoop around or try something dangerous -- like, let;s just say,-- one of our contrations, that same guitar music is heard--it was heard when I convinced Gilligan (WRONGLY!) that there was no GHOST on the island!'.

Professor during the meteor episode:
"Gentlemen, has it come to your attention that anytime something weird is going on the same ominus five horn notes--take when we dressed in LEAD an hour ago. By the way, that mateor isn 't making us any younger."

Mary Ann (second season,first show): "Everybody, everything is now in color".

Ireneparalegal
08-20-2007, 11:19 PM
Yum!
:rofl: I thought of you when I made that post. ;)

The ladies fishing.

Mr. Howell sunbathing in the nude.

Mr. and Mrs. Howell not talking in that "fancy" way.

The girls talking abt their periods, cramps, mood swings, etc.

mrs.gingerhinkley
08-21-2007, 12:29 PM
:rofl: I thought of you when I made that post. ;)
*realizes what a terrible reputation she has*

The ladies fishing.

I think they are seen fishing in "The Big Gold Strike" actually... they catch a raft.

Mr. Howell sunbathing in the nude.

The girls talking abt their periods, cramps, mood swings, etc.


^good grief. :rolleyes: :lol: