I think everyone knows how to play this game, so, i'll just start with a few, to get things going :)

Sam: Diane is right, sports are stupid, from now on, the only thing we watch in the bar is ballet, and PBS!

Diane: This is the job I was born to do...writer's are such stuffy phonies, I hate them all!

Cliff: There are many theories on how the Earth was formed.....however, I really dont know much about it, so, Ill just shut up.

Carla: Oh Cliff, that uniform makes me so hot!

Frasier: Freud was full of it......he was an even bigger quack than my teacher, that pretentious blowhard, Dr. Benett Ludlow!!!

Norm - "I'll have a diet soda, beer makes me sick."

Norm - "Let me settle up my bar tab."

Norm - "I'll have a diet soda, beer makes me sick."

Norm - "Let me settle up my bar tab."
:lol: I really like the second one :)

Cliff NOT wearing his postal uniform.

Sam being faithful to any woman.

Rebecca giving it up to Sam immediately.

Woody NOT saying something stupid.

Carla being kind and sweet.

Opening of show: Cheers is filmed before a live communist regime.

Norm: GET ME A FARKING BEER YOU LOUSY BARKEEP!!!

Norm: *godzilla roar*

Cliff: It's a little known fact that every stool in this bar carries the bacteria off the fat asses of the many customers who smother it in their warm farts everyday. *Everyone backs away from Norm*

*Norm walks in the bar*
Bar: Godzilla! we must run!

Cliff: Many people don't know that wo dong zhongwen.
Norm: Nani ittendayo omae (learned Japanese after attacking Japan so much)

Sam: I'm gay.

Woody: My parents named me after they accidently crushed viagra into my milk as a baby.

Carla: Hey Sam can I get off early, they need me at the tree to discuss a new cookie recipe.

Diane: I used to have tits but Sam sucked em dry.

Sam: I'm actually a bald arab guy who got plastic surgery to escape his country.

Diane: I'm so sorry to hear about the Coach, Sam.
Sam: Yeah well, we've asked the DPRK consulate many times but they insist he just must have "gotten lost."

Frasier: I lied before, my father is alive and I have a brother named Niles. I was just ashamed to acknowledge their existance because they're both raging gay.

Frasier: Darnest thing, I can't seem to find out what to do with these tossed salad and scrambled eggs Lilith cooked me for dinner. Oh well, only time will tell...

Sam: Hey Fras, ever realise if you take out the F and second R in "Fredrick" his name is Redick?
Frasier: That ones on Lilith's part, she thought it would make me proud...

Sam: Sorry guys, looks like we're out of beer for the day.
Norm: DAMNIT I'LL TAKE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY YOU'VE GOT SAM MALONE. NOW FILL ME FARKING GLASS UP OR ITS GONNA BE HELL TO PAY (Fins on back start lighting up)

Rebecca: Argsdihoen dfksnioshcxlnspojres gdflgsdghuibsdaspjhioehr
Cliff: Uh, Sam, I think it's hungry again...
*Sam unloads bucket of slop into back room/throne of the new slug queen*

Frasier: I had a great time in Japan. Look what I did to bag myself a chick: http://68.12.96.42:81/data/zomgwtf/med_1139979353-3.jpg
Sam: Laughing my ass off.
Woody: That was you Dr Crane?!
..................

Woody: I finally proved to Kelly last night where my name comes from. OH YAA!!

OMG :rofl:

Youd never see :
Norm in a booth, without a beer
Carla getting huge tips
Harry the Hat buying the gang a round, on HIM
Sam ignoring the women in the bar to watch "NOVA"
and Cliff making fun of the Post Office ;)

Norm walks into the bar - and no one yells out his name.

Carla using birth control (didn't she have 8 or 9 kids?? :eek: ).

Sam and Diane going through an entire episode without arguing.

Woody getting his Master's and becoming a rocket scientist.

Norm's wife!!! :rofl:

Norm walks into the bar - and no one yells out his name.

Carla using birth control (didn't she have 8 or 9 kids?? :eek: ).

Sam and Diane going through an entire episode without arguing.

Woody getting his Master's and becoming a rocket scientist.

Norm's wife!!! :rofl:
Norm's wife...TOUCHE!!!!!

-Sam dating a woman his own age
-Cliff dating anyone (with one exception)
-Paul doing aerobics
-Rebecca NOT feeling sorry for herself
-Woody going more than 4 shows without a reference to one of his relatives losing a body part in farm machinery
-Carla going more than 5 minutes without insulting Cliff

Norm: "No beer for me, Sammy. I gave it up for lent."

Gary from Gary's Old Towne Tavern: "Sam, you and Cheers are the best. You make the best drinks in town."

Carla: "I had a hysterectomy."

Diane: "Let's just live together Sam."

Rebecca: "Sam, I have so desired you from day one."

hehehehe :lol:

Sam: This bar didn't used to be Cheers, you know. Once I bought it I just took out the QU and put CH.

Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like I'm the creator of things living and inanimate. I see my earth, and it is good.

Cliff: Hey, Norm, What's up?
Norm: Woody.
Woody: Yeah?
*everyone snickers*
Woody: I don't get it...

Sam: [watches Diane leave for the last time] What an ass.

Woody: What's a Freudian Slip?
Cliff: It's a quite spicy under garment one can buy at a Psychologist themed sex shop.

*Lillith Walks in*
Carla: Oh my god, it's a ghost!
Lillith: Ha ha.
Carla: No, I mean it! Cheers is haunted!
*Ghostbusters in Boston logo comes up*

Coach: My friends call me "Coach", but my other nickname is Red.
Customer: Why? Because your hair used to be red?
Coach: Yeah a certain portion of it. It was a Valentine's present to my wife...

Coach: How you doing, Norm?
Norm: Coach, I'm on top of the world
Coach: No wonder it stinks to high heaven.

Sam: Woody, next time you order beer, be more specific than "just a small drop, for we do not need much here at our establishment."

Sam: [regarding Norm's bar tab] You know, Norm, you've been coming in here a long time. Look at the first entry, "Monster in Sea of Japan".

Frasier Crane: Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world? .....Because I want to be part of it. Here's my application for the USPS.

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm applying for Korean citizenship.

Cliff: It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.
Carla: So were you.
*Cliff slowly takes a knife out of back pocket*
Cliff: Well looks like I'm about to add to that PERCENT.....this bar is my home you see.......!

Sam: *hits head* D'oh!

Norm's wife...TOUCHE!!!!!
I know! Vera is only in 1 episode! just like Maris on Frasier (Nile's 1st wife)

Dean of Harvard: "I hereby bestow the degree of Doctor of Philosophy upon Mr. Woodrow Tiberius Boyd."

Dean of Harvard: "I hereby bestow the degree of Doctor of Philosophy upon Mr. Woodrow Tiberius Boyd."
:rofl:

The bar closing down and changing to a tea room.

Diane wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

I remember tha Thanksgiving episode in which there was a breif appearance by Norm's wife. I believe that she walked into Carla's house and got a pie thrown in her face or something to that effect. However, I do not remember "any" episode of "Frasier" in which we saw Niles' first wife! Is the person who posted this message "sure" that such an episode took place? I thought that her presence was kind of like Stan from "Will and Grace" and the grownups in the "Peanuts" Commics. Also, on the series "Dear John" there was a character named Tom who "never" talked! I thought that the length that the writers went through to keep him from "ever" opening his mouth were fanominal!

Those of you who like "Frasier" might want to go to that page on this site and see the messages that I posted there. One thing that I would like to prepair you for is that I had "no" idea that the man who played Niles was gay! On top of that, one thing that would "really" make my day would be to get a response to the things that I said about the episodes with Felicity Huffman!

Lilith wearing anything other than black.

Mr. Gaines actually enjoying having Woody as a son-in-law.

Norm NOT having the keys to the bar.

Cliff not being dependent on Ma.

One of Carla's kids not in jail.

Woody's child being a boy genius.

Frasier admitting he was wrong.

Whenever Frasier mentioned Diane, not referring to her in a negative way after the breakup.

Sam's morals interfering while sleeping with a Playboy Playmate.

Rebecca not kissing up to a corporate big shot.

Woody: "I hate to admit it, everyone, but, I've been lying all these years.....I was born in New York , and my parents are stockbrokers!"

Sam: "I've decided to join the priesthood!"

Carla: "Geez, no matter WHAT i do, I just can't get pregnant!"

Eddie: " Flute, J'ai encore manque la rondelle, et c'est le but! Ils vont me deleguer a la club-ecole.....c'est la gingue!!!!"** ( Or in other words, we'll never hear SO-CALLED French-Canadian goalie Eddie Lebeq speak perfect ( or any ) French! )

**What Eddie says here is: "Damn, i missed the puck again, and they scored!
They're going to send me down to the farm team.....I have such bad luck!

I remember tha Thanksgiving episode in which there was a breif appearance by Norm's wife. I believe that she walked into Carla's house and got a pie thrown in her face or something to that effect. However, I do not remember "any" episode of "Frasier" in which we saw Niles' first wife! Is the person who posted this message "sure" that such an episode took place? I thought that her presence was kind of like Stan from "Will and Grace" and the grownups in the "Peanuts" Commics. Also, on the series "Dear John" there was a character named Tom who "never" talked! I thought that the length that the writers went through to keep him from "ever" opening his mouth were fanominal!

Those of you who like "Frasier" might want to go to that page on this site and see the messages that I posted there. One thing that I would like to prepair you for is that I had "no" idea that the man who played Niles was gay! On top of that, one thing that would "really" make my day would be to get a response to the things that I said about the episodes with Felicity Huffman!

This post has nothing to do with the thread. Don't use threads to "advertise" your various posts on other threads. I see you do this and it is annoying. If no one responds to your threads, that is no reason for you to go begging on other threads.

yeah he was kind of "off topic" there, wasnt he? :eek:

God, yeah he was. I don't get it. What is it with this thread that people are posting stuff here that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD TOPIC? Geez. I mean, if people don't want to respond to your posts or threads, begging people just seems so lame.

Oh well, let's get back on the topic. :lol:

Carla attending church.

Eddie coming clean abt his affair to Carla.

Eddie never dies and stays married to Carla forever.

It could be worse, he could start a thread called "Respond to this thread, or Ill jump off a cliff!" :lol:

God, yeah he was. I don't get it. What is it with this thread that people are posting stuff here that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD TOPIC? Geez. I mean, if people don't want to respond to your posts or threads, begging people just seems so lame.

Oh well, let's get back on the topic. :lol:

Carla attending church. I thought Carla went to mass every Sunday, according to the episode where Sam & Diane go away somewhere & Nick gets married again

Eddie coming clean abt his affair to Carla.

Eddie never dies and stays married to Carla forever.

The bar closing down and changing to a tea room.

Diane wearing jeans and a t-shirt. She does wear jeans in 1 episode while lookin' for the poem that Sam got published & she was frantically lookin' 4 it's source

-Cliff telling his Mother to "Jump off a cliff!"
-Rebecca admitting that She enjoyed sleeping with Sam
-Ma Clavin NOT bitching about being in labour for 18 hours when Cliff complains
-Norm not wanting a beer the SECOND he comes into the bar
-Sam NOT hitting on every hot woman in the bar!(Not counting when he was with Diane)

Time to revive this thread like viagra for a dead Woody....(get it?)















............ I got nothing.