I've seen this on other boards, and I thought I'd post it here, since I thought of a few good ones today. (I seriously need a life, LOL!)

Murphy(To a secretary):Since you're doing such a good job, why don't you take the rest of the day off, on me?

Frank:I'm going to take up a life of celibacy.

Murphy:FYI was so much better when Miller was here!

Corky:Murphy, where did you ever find a great guy like Jerry Gold?

Miles:Screw work, I'm calling in sick today!

Jim:I'm cheating on Doris.

Anyone else want to try? I thought maybe this would generate some activity around here, hehe.

- Kristen

Very good :D :clap:

Very good :D :clap:

Thanks. :D If I come up with any more, I'll post them. It's kind of fun. (Way more than what I was supposed to be doing at work, LOL!)

Thanks. :D If I come up with any more, I'll post them. It's kind of fun. (Way more than what I was supposed to be doing at work, LOL!)
:lol: hahaha Well, ill try to think of some, problem is, i havent seen the show in about 10 years, hard to remember it :crazy:

Corky: Hmmm..... I should pad my booty a bit, dont you think?
Murphy: I'm so happy, I'm engaged to Vice President Dan Quayle!!!!
Miles: Producing this show is a piece of cake, Murphy is NEVER a problem!
Eldin: Damn, im in such a hurry to finish this job, and get the h*ll out of here!!!
Jim: Im just a novice at this news thing, id really rather be a dogcatcher!

There ya go Kristen, hope you like them ;)

:lol: I love those. I had a Quayle one in mind, too, but i forgot to post it, LOL.

Eldin:I wish I was a millionaire again. I loved having all that money!

Murphy:Giving birth is a breeze! I'd do it again in a heartbeat, if I could.

Phil:Free beer for everyone!!

Miles: Audrey, follow your dream; go to Seattle and become a therapist-housemaid to a crabby old man and his two effete sons, I wont miss you at ALL!
Jim: I patterned my news reporting style after my hero....Ted Baxter.
Murphy: This Murphy Brown , bringing you the newest fashions and lifestyles, on FYI!

Corky: I don't care what any one thinks.

Great thread! I think I laughed at every line! If I can actually think of one on my own, I'll post it!

Murphy: I hate Aretha Franklin!

Frank: Good evening, my name is Frank, and on tonight's FYI, I finally beat the hell out of Murphy Brown and take over the show!
Corky: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch!
Jim: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch!
Miller: E=MC2!!!
Eldin: Hahahaha I just love Archie, comics are the ONLY true artform!

Murphy:Corky, please tell me more about your family! I just love hearing your stories.

Frank:I wish Peter Hunt would come back. He was SUCH a good reporter!

Corky:Beauty pageants are stupid and sexist. No woman in her right mind would be in one!

Corky: I've decided to quit FYI and go work for Connie Chung!
Eldin: Murphy, if you don't pay me this week, I'm leaving for good!
Murphy: Guess who I'm interviewing? The winner of this year's Miss America Pageant.
Jim: Let's Disco!

:lol:

hehe those are all so good.....heres a couple more....

Murphy: Has anyone seen my frilly pink dress? I think it might be in the room with all the doilies.
Corky: Former pageant winner, me? No way, im a serious reporter; you must have me confused with Murphy Brown.
Phil: Hey all you Washington political phonies, get the hell out of my pub!!!
Miles: My love life is great, my job is fun and stress-free, no wonder I'm so damn happy all the time!
Eldin: Babysit your kid? No freaking way, I hate kids!!

Just thought I'd bump this back up, b/c I'm bored. LOL

Miles:This job's a breeze. I could do it in my sleep!

Phil:I have no idea who Deep Throat is.

Eldin:Spending 6 1/2 years on one job is ridiculous! A housepainter should always have a deadline.

Murphy:God, Dan Quayle is smart!

:lol:

:lol: This was one of the funniest of the "things youd never hear" games in the entire forum, i reread and laughed at every post....even my own ;)

Good to see some movement at this board-LOL.

Miles: God, I just love giving in to Murphy!
Jim: Anyone wanna go skydiving after the show?
Murphy: Come on, Miles. You don't have to give in to me. I'll do whatever story you give me!
Corky: Come on, Murphy. Stop fooling around. We've got work to do!
Eldin: You don't have to pay me! I love working for such a nice woman like you!

Bumping this up, yet again, b/c I felt like it. LOL.

Murphy:How come Corky gets to do all the human interest stories? It's not fair!
Murphy:Secretaries should always be treated with courtesy and respect. After all, they're people, too.
Miles:Who cares about ratings? They're just meaningless numbers.
Murphy:I'm having a garage sale, and I'm getting rid of every Aretha Franklin album I own!

Murphy: I hate Aretha Franklin!
Good evening, my name is Frank, and on tonight's FYI, I finally beat the hell out of Murphy Brown and take over the show!