*okay this is my first shot @ fan fic! tell me what you think once you're done reading it! thanx!! there's lots more to come, this is just the beginning cuz i don't have alot of time... and sorry if you hate her, but i've got pippa in it... just a quick little cameo*

---FOL 2001---

--the living room. mrs garrett looks nervous as she fixes the room up so it looks nice as ever--
*doorbell rings*
mrs. g: oh hold on one minute, hold on.. got to make this look nice, got to make this...
*the door opens and jo w/her eleven year old daughter named joann come in*
jo: mrs. garrett!
mrs. g: jo!
jo: i thought beverly ann was doing this!
mrs. g: she's late, as usual. come in, come in, it's the beginning of a new year and you must be freezing... where's rick?
jo: he's parking the car... somewhere, thats all i know. and oh yeah, this is joann, she's 11.
mrs. g: a little bonner of your own!
joann: i'm 11... not 'little.'
jo: joann! this is mrs. garrett, my uh...
mrs. g: warden back in the days?
joann: oh, yeah, i've heard all about you.. you were the dietician at eastlake or whatever...
jo: so.. when's everyone else coming?
mrs. g: natalie and tootie are at the airport... blair should be here any minute, and she's bringing her 11 year old girl, and andy and pippa...
jo: andy and pippa? they're a couple?
mrs. g: jo.. they're married to each other...
*jo looks shocked*
mrs. g: don't be shocked. you ought to have seen my face when andy told me. *laughs*.
*rick comes in*
rick: edna garrett, i presume?
mrs. g: so this is rick that i finally get to meet.. jo's husband...
rick: twelve years of it, mrs. garrett
mrs. g: call me edna! you too, jo
jo: nah, it'd feel too weird.
*blair comes in with her daughter named elisabeth. she stops immediately when she sees the bonners*
blair: jo!
jo: blair!
joann/elisabeth: mom, who's she?
blair: jo. you know the one i told you about so many times?
joann: that's blair?
blair: obviously our kids sure do know about us, jo... so this is joann, your daughter?
jo: she's eleven.
blair: perfect match for my elisabeth! she's 11 too.
*joann and elisabeth look at each other*
elisabeth: i know your mom. mom saved her butt when she had to have some scholarsip fund or something to stay at eastland.
joann: i know your mom. mom kicked your mom's butt all the time!
mrs. g *to jo and blair*: the apple doesnt fall far from the tree!
*tootie and natalie come in*
tootie: mrs. garrett! jo! blair! rick! and two kids!
natalie: i think one has to be jo's kid, and one has to be blair's...
mrs. g: well, we're all here except for...
*pippa and andy come in*
pippa: g'day, guys!
andy: oh my god! it's blair, jo, natalie and tootie!
tootie: am i last for any specific reason?
andy: the best for last! and if you didn't know it, pippa and i are... uh... husband and wife!
blair: you married pippa?
andy: the city of peeskill granted us the union http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif
pippa: anyway, we gotta run.. we'll catch you guys later!
andy: see ya!

*they leave.*

mrs. g: well, it's a new year now, and we're all together and...

~okay, to be continued because i have to go! but dont worry, the rest will happen tonight! i promise ~

pretty good!!! can't wait for more

Here's the rest... enjoy! p.s: look for a lot of inside fol stuff... thought them up while writing! (ex: nat talks about how n@n doesn't show whole episodes!! hehe, enjoy)

--later in the living room--

mrs. g: i can't believe we're all together again.. and you girls are all grown up...
tootie: mrs. g, we couldnt have done it w/out you... you taught us the facts of life!
mrs. g: and now that you're all grown up, you've all done different things... jo... you've got a kid and you're in a business career...
rick: and, on top of that, she's married to me, we're surviving in the bronx...
jo: surviving? hello, we are not contestants for survivor 2! great use of words, rick.
blair: that was one crummy tv show.
tootie: whatever happened to those great tv shows in the 80s' that lasted like, nine years?
natalie: on nick at nite ~ they won't even show whole episodes of the best shows they've got on there!
mrs. g: jo, i'm just so proud of you.
rick: she's having twins in 9 months, too.
jo: you were supposed to keep that a secret til i decided when to tell them!
blair: twin jos? jo babies? jo infants? jo...
natalie: oh god, aunt natalie sounds great!
mrs. g: congratulations, jo!!
jo: thanks!
mrs. g: and blair.. winning your father's company...
natalie: the scandal *i* wrote about in the new york times!
blair: you wrote that article?
natalie: were you the one who wrote the angry letter to the editor about how you thought i was treating blair warner badly?
blair: i'm not "warner friend" for anything, nat!
*all laugh*
nat: i thought that was you!
mrs. g: and tootie...
tootie: dorothy...
blair: 'dorothy'? you haven't been dorothy since you were 15!
tootie: i'm 30 now arent i?
natalie: that makes me old!
mrs. g: no, natalie... that makes me old!
*all laugh*
mrs. g: tootie... you're in charge of that new movie with that handsome young man, george clooney...
natalie: boy is he hot! i mean... i'd love to meet him one day!
mrs. g: natalie.. the new york times writer...
jo: of all blair warner scandals!
blair: there's hardly any scandals about me!
natalie: not in the new york times...
blair: that's a relief.
jo: but you ought to read the tabloids, blair!
*all laugh*
mrs. g : my girls...
jo: oh, i sense something sappy coming on...
rick: then you can just cry on my shoulder, jo
jo: i'm going to get something to drink and check on joann... where is she, anyway?
blair: she's with elisabeth telling every story we've told our kids about each other..
jo: that'll keep her occupied for six or so hours. i've told her lots of stories. soo... anyone want to come with me? *like an order*: blair!
blair: huh?
*jo motions her to follow*

---kitchen---

blair: what's with me coming?
jo: listen, i've got a question...
blair: uh-huh?
jo: would you, uh, want to be...
blair: spit it out, jo.
jo: i don't have any sisters or brothers... you know that... would you want to be sort of an honorary, uh, aunt to my twins?
blair: me? your sworn enemy? your...
jo: it's been twelve years since i've seen you. i don't think we're enemies anymore... so how about it, aunt blair?
blair: it's just so sweet!!
--hugs jo--
jo: that doesn't mean you can get all sappy on me... ---rolls eyes but hugs back---

---living room--

tootie: so there's this other new movie coming out... and i'm a great director, loving it, and...
natalie: i love how you're so modest!
*jo and blair come back and laugh*
blair: so when did andy and pippa, uh, get married?
mrs. g: about three years ago... it was a small wedding with few people, and now they're living in manhattan in some apartment...
jo: they're a perfect couple... awww, it's just so sweet.
mrs. g: and beverly ann, i believe, remarried...
tootie: when was that?
mrs. g: oh, a while ago. she divorced him last year. and she is certainly running late
natalie: no miss!
mrs. g: natalie!
nat: mrs. g, we hated to see you leave with bruce fourteen years ago, and she came in like destructing the very life we lived...
jo: she's okay and all, cause she's your sister, but truthfully, we missed ya, mrs. garrett...
*joann and elisabeth come down*
joann: eww, this is getting mushy. mom's getting all teary-eyed and she never cries...
elisabeth: look @ my mom! she's just as bad!
jo: something we can help you with, guys?
joann: nothing... i just learned a lot about you, mom.
elisabeth: mom, how come you never told me this stuff?

there's more, but i cant write it all now! tomorrow i promise! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif merry christmas!



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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!

Natalie: A flashback within a flashback... I'm so brilliant it scares me!
Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew! [from my favorite ep, New girl part 1]
Jo: you're born, you grow, you die, hey that's life.

I like it! Write more!

I think that that is pretty good. Oh ok its great. Can't wait to see the rest. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

write more now please ive been waiting http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~