"Rich B*tch Itis"


Lol-lol

:lol:

:lol:


Jay has been WILD all week, maybe because he is off all next week-lol

Jay has been WILD all week, maybe because he is off all next week-lol


That's actually going to probably kill him if she's in and out and in again. So much fodder that will go wasted! :lol:

:rofl:

"Rich B*tch Itis"


Lol-lol
He's right. You gotta love Jay.

He's right. You gotta love Jay.


He also said that she should have been put on GUEST HOUSE ARREST-LOL

Her name anagrams to her medical condition:

Paris Whitney Hilton = Holy Pain In the Wrist

That's what happens if you beat on the cell door long enough. :rolleyes:

"Rich B*tch Itis"


Lol-lol
:rofl: I saw that!!

I see you typed that post at 11:38 P.M.
You must have your TV right by your computer and were watching him at the same time. Do you?

:rofl: I saw that!!

I see you typed that post at 11:38 P.M.
You must have your TV right by your computer and were watching him at the same time. Do you?


Yup, my Internet is right next to my TV and as soon as he said I couldn;t wait to type it-lol

I was watching that live! :lol: I loved all the Paris Hilton jokes!!!

I love Jay - his Paris comments are right on the money. :clap

now i'm hearing that hilton was order back to jail by the judge today

I love Jay - his Paris comments are right on the money. :clap
His best was when he said that she was wearing an ankle bracelet...he then looked at his wrist watch and noted that Paris at this moment had that ankle right above her head. ;) :rofl:

I liked that little "bit" that he opened the show with last night!:lol: :lol: :lol:

They showed an aerial shot of his house; with LIVE-BREAKING NEWS. JAY LENOS HOUSE-BURBANK, CALIFORNIA.
Then they showed 2 sherrifs deputys at the door; and one of them knocked on it and said "MR. LENO! YOU'VE BEEN ORDERED TO REPORT TO 'THE TONIGHT SHOW' TO DO YOUR MONOLOUGE"! Jay opened the door and said "But I thought I could just phone it in"! And as they escorted him away he said "But it's not fair! MOMMY"! Then he started crying!

I liked that little "bit" that he opened the show with last night!:lol: :lol: :lol:


Damn - are these on YouTube? I've missed them all.

now i'm hearing that hilton was order back to jail by the judge today
GOOD! What makes that little **** think she's above the law?

GOOD! What makes that little **** think she's above the law?


She was crying like a little BABY on her way back to JAIL-lol

AWWW!!!! POOR BABY!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

AWWW!!!! POOR BABY!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:


Exactly, she has the look of someone who was sentenced to 3 years not 3 weeks. In 3 weeks she will be back to her normal rich life so she just needs to deal with that sh*T-lol