T-Greg
06-01-2007, 10:22 AM
Ward: Beaver. You're not going anywhere until you clean your room.
Beaver: Well. Gee dad. You think maybe I kinda don't have to do that now since I'm 59, for Christ's sake?
Ward: You better stop talking that way, or your mother is going to wash your mouth out with soap, young man!
Beaver: Young man? I have kids of my own now..and grand kids!
Ward: That's it. You are not getting your allowance this week.
Beaver: Gee dad. If you gave me just a little bit more than 50 cents a week, I just might be able to move out and get a place of my own! Besides, Eddie Haskell beats me up for my lunch money all the time.
Ward: Well....come into the kitchen. Your mother has baked you a nice cake for your birthday, but we just couldn't fit all 59 candles on it, so we'll just have to pretend they are all there, OK. Happy birthday, Beaver. :)
Beaver: Well. Gee dad. You think maybe I kinda don't have to do that now since I'm 59, for Christ's sake?
Ward: You better stop talking that way, or your mother is going to wash your mouth out with soap, young man!
Beaver: Young man? I have kids of my own now..and grand kids!
Ward: That's it. You are not getting your allowance this week.
Beaver: Gee dad. If you gave me just a little bit more than 50 cents a week, I just might be able to move out and get a place of my own! Besides, Eddie Haskell beats me up for my lunch money all the time.
Ward: Well....come into the kitchen. Your mother has baked you a nice cake for your birthday, but we just couldn't fit all 59 candles on it, so we'll just have to pretend they are all there, OK. Happy birthday, Beaver. :)