funny quotes:

Ginger Grant: Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Gilligan: That's beautiful. What's it mean?
Ginger Grant: It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel.


Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor : Murder!?!
Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.


Gilligan: Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper : Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan: But the red ones are pink.
Skipper: Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red white and blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan: Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?


Skipper : [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.


:lol:

Skipper (yelling at Gilligan) "Gilligan do you hear me?"
Gilligan: "I can hear you if I was in Hawaii"

there are to many great quotes!!!!


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it's Skipper's B-day party
(unwrapping the Professor's gift) ""Anatomy of a Tree Surgery"" -Skipper
"One of my favorites" -Professor

luv nerdy professor quotes!

one of my favorites of Ginger's.
Just her saying it is what makes it so hilarious.
Episode, 98 *sniff* "Gilligan the Goddess"

"I'm surrouned by ego maniacs!"

and then a great Mr. Howell line...

"Gentlemen, headhunters have invaded this island; you know what that means?" -Professor
"Yes, property values go down like a shot!" -Mr. Howell

lol.

I thank the writers and the ad libbers, for their brilliance!

The skipper talking into the transmittor:This is the skipper of the S.S Minnow!Can anybody hear me?

Gilligan:I can hear you fine!

The skipper:It works!

The professor:But,Skipper!

The skipper:Wait a minute professor,I think I got something,where are you?

Gilligan:Right behind you!!!

From a first season black and white shows episode:Howell:(looking at and reading bottle of pills):"Relieves pain fast,fast,fast.That's ridiculous.NOBODY rushes a Howell".And from black and white first episode-Skipper:(yelling at Gilligan):"Gilligan,I'm going to give you till I count 5 to come out of there(the cave)One..two..three..."Out comes Gilligan as Marubi,growling.Skipper(to others):"Run,everybody!It's a Marubi!!!!" Gilligan,taking off Marubi costume:"Skipper gone.Gilligan one smart Marubi!."