Hopefully someone with an elephant like mine can answer this.

Whenever I feed my elephant with peanuts,he loves to take it striahgt from my hand, one time he accidentally ate a jat of peanut butrer and spit out the jar and top. I was pissed at my elephant, but it's fine, since all he does is take our peanuts, but thats what they do Why did he EAT THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER?

What's the question? You made a post but no question...:lol:

What's the question? You made a post but no question...:lol:
There is no question

Why did he EAT THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER?

He was afraid his food supply was going to be limited with the peanut butter recall.

He was afraid his food supply was going to be limited with the peanut butter recall.
LOL

Looks like you got that this thread is...

I didn't see the question WHY DID HE EAT THE DAMN PEANUT BUTTER. :lol:

I didn't see the question WHY DID HE EAT THE DAMN PEANUT BUTTER. :lol:

It wasn't there originally.

I don't have a real elephant. We have a collection of fake elephants. Different people collect different things. My great-grandma collected different types of elephants. Some are glass, and other materials. The statues are different sizes and weigh different amounts. Some of the elephants are cooler than others.
I have a glass rhino's ass
;)

It wasn't there originally.
I thought so. That is why I asked WHAT IS THE QUESTION since it says "can anyone answer this"...answer what? There was no question. :lol: :lol: :lol:

People are so NAIVE


This is a parody of the cat thread GAWSH

This is a parody of the cat thread GAWSH

This reminds me of an episode of Hollywood Squares I read about.

Peter Marshall: Paul, Your elephant is purring, Does that mean he's contented?

Paul Lynde: He should be, He just ate my cat.

This reminds me of an episode of Hollywood Squares I read about.

Peter Marshall: Paul, Your elephant is purring, Does that mean he's contented?

Paul Lynde: He should be, He just ate my cat.
LOL Paul Lynde ruled

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Yes, I own an elephant. His name is "Stampy" but he doesn't like peanuts.
Here is a photo of him...

I don't own an elephant, but I do have a jack ass...does that count?

i don't see the inspiration to make satire of the other thread.

i don't see the inspiration to make satire of the other thread.

The thread was all in fun and it's another notch on his gun. (post count)

I had an elephant but he ran away with a giraffe :(

No but I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know. :groucho:

My elephant is still a baby. He's not on solid food yet.:D

We once had a small, ceramic elephant as a garden decoration. Very low maintenance! (I think we gave it to Goodwill or Salvation Army) :D

We once had a small, ceramic elephant as a garden decoration. Very low maintenance! (I think we gave it to Goodwill or Salvation Army) :D
:rofl: cute.

Thanks, Irene! :wave:

(Never had a real elephant, of course. Though I did want a pony as a kid. Kinda hard though, living in Brooklyn. Only horses I saw were the mounted police at local major events--or the scrap iron collector and the produce man clippity-clopping down the street from time to time with a horse-drawn cart; this was in the 1950s, believe it or not)

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Everyone knows he left the peanut butter cuz his brother is a "Stomper". Stomps everything to mush with his Athelete's Foot Fungus.


Geez guys - don'tchya know?!?!? :crazy:


I got a dog who steals peanuts in the shell and shells them in his bed when no one's around.
If I start finding opened beers in there I know I've got a problem.