Frank Gannucci
05-08-2007, 10:56 PM
(The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the NJ Nets 102-92.)
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: "Wow! I can't believe that the Nets lost again. This is terrible. I wanted them to win the NBA title."
Ed: "If the Nets play they way they have been playing, they won't be able to do it. But, considerating the way they have been playing all season, I don't think they will win the NBA title."
Ralph: "What do you mean Norton? They are the best team out there."
Ed: "How can you say that when they just lost?"
Ralph: "You know Norton, you are an idiot. Any basketball fan knows that the Nets are the bes team out there. I will prove it to you."
(Ralph looks for a basketball fan.)
Ralph: "Excuse me sir?"
Man: "Yes."
Ralph: "Are you a basketball fan?"
Man: "Yes."
Ralph: "Who is the best team right now?"
Man: "The Cavs."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"
(Ralph looks for another fan of basketball.)
Ralph: "Excuse me ma'am?"
Woman: "Yes?"
Ralph: "Are you a fan of basketball?"
Woman: "Yes. The best team out there is the Cavs."
Ed: "Well, that proves it."
Ralph: "We will just se about that when the Cavs loe and they will. I tell you Norton, I can take that LeBron James on in a fight. I will beat him up."
Ed: "Are you sure abotu that Ralph? Judging by the shape you are in, I think you might suffer a heart attack."
Ralph: "Are you saying that I am not in good shape? I went to the gym and I exercised for 30 minutes straight doing hard work."
Ed: "What was the exercise?"
Ralph: "Doing bicep curls with a 1 pound dumbell."
Ed: "Hey, I went to the gym too. I ran on a treadmill for 60 minutes traight while being the only one to watch Spongebob."
Ralph: "Yeah, you and him have a lot in common. You two have sponges instead of brains. How about we make a bet? If the Nets win, I get $10 and if the Cavs lose, you give me $10?"
Ed: "Sure."
(Audience laughs bigtime.)
Ed: "Wait a minute. You pulled that trick with me with the TV. If the Cavs win, you give me $10 and if the Nets win, you give me $10. I will still be rooting for the Nets though."
Ralph: "Deal. Wait a minute..."
Ed: "I'm a Cavs fan moreso than a Nets fan."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)
Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: "Wow! I can't believe that the Nets lost again. This is terrible. I wanted them to win the NBA title."
Ed: "If the Nets play they way they have been playing, they won't be able to do it. But, considerating the way they have been playing all season, I don't think they will win the NBA title."
Ralph: "What do you mean Norton? They are the best team out there."
Ed: "How can you say that when they just lost?"
Ralph: "You know Norton, you are an idiot. Any basketball fan knows that the Nets are the bes team out there. I will prove it to you."
(Ralph looks for a basketball fan.)
Ralph: "Excuse me sir?"
Man: "Yes."
Ralph: "Are you a basketball fan?"
Man: "Yes."
Ralph: "Who is the best team right now?"
Man: "The Cavs."
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"
(Ralph looks for another fan of basketball.)
Ralph: "Excuse me ma'am?"
Woman: "Yes?"
Ralph: "Are you a fan of basketball?"
Woman: "Yes. The best team out there is the Cavs."
Ed: "Well, that proves it."
Ralph: "We will just se about that when the Cavs loe and they will. I tell you Norton, I can take that LeBron James on in a fight. I will beat him up."
Ed: "Are you sure abotu that Ralph? Judging by the shape you are in, I think you might suffer a heart attack."
Ralph: "Are you saying that I am not in good shape? I went to the gym and I exercised for 30 minutes straight doing hard work."
Ed: "What was the exercise?"
Ralph: "Doing bicep curls with a 1 pound dumbell."
Ed: "Hey, I went to the gym too. I ran on a treadmill for 60 minutes traight while being the only one to watch Spongebob."
Ralph: "Yeah, you and him have a lot in common. You two have sponges instead of brains. How about we make a bet? If the Nets win, I get $10 and if the Cavs lose, you give me $10?"
Ed: "Sure."
(Audience laughs bigtime.)
Ed: "Wait a minute. You pulled that trick with me with the TV. If the Cavs win, you give me $10 and if the Nets win, you give me $10. I will still be rooting for the Nets though."
Ralph: "Deal. Wait a minute..."
Ed: "I'm a Cavs fan moreso than a Nets fan."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)
Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"