Frank Gannucci
05-05-2007, 12:46 PM
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "How can you be so icky?"
Ralph: "Icky?"
Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "What does 'icky' mean?"
Ed: "I don't know. Why?"
Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."
Ed: "Must mean fat."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a wedding the day I got married."
Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"
Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."
"My Fair Landlord":
Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"
Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I have always had respect for your willing to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People will like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano and I'm sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man."
Ralph: "Don't let her fool you. You are just as unreasonable as I am."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"Follow The Boys":
(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)
Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"
Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
Alice: "How can you be so icky?"
Ralph: "Icky?"
Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "What does 'icky' mean?"
Ed: "I don't know. Why?"
Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."
Ed: "Must mean fat."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a wedding the day I got married."
Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"
Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."
"My Fair Landlord":
Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"
Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I have always had respect for your willing to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People will like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano and I'm sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man."
Ralph: "Don't let her fool you. You are just as unreasonable as I am."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"Follow The Boys":
(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)
Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"
Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."