Frank Gannucci
04-29-2007, 11:11 PM
(Ralph just finished watching the game.)
Ralph: "Boy Alice, now those Nets have a commanding 3 games to 1 lead on the Raptors. They can really go to the next round I bet."
Alice: "Oh."
Ralph: "Is that all you have to say is 'Oh!'? These Nets have the capability to win the NBA title for the first time in their existence."
Alice: "If that's the case Ralph, why did they have one of the worst records in the regualr season?"
Ralph: "Alice, do you always have to look on the dark side? This is the post-season. These Nets right now are going to win especially since there are very few good teams left."
Alice: "Very few good teams?"
Ralph: "Yeah. The Miami Heat, unfortunately for Miami, has been eliminated earlier today. Those Heat players better feel fortunate, playing near Miami Beach. A city that has the greatest audiences in the world."
(Audience cheers.)
Alice: "Well, now that your Nets have won, when are they playing next?"
Ralph: "On Tuesday."
Alice: "Ralph, you have to come with me. We are going out with my parents."
Ralph: "About that, I am saying no. I am the lord and master and king around here. I'm saying that I am NOT leaving here whether you like it or not. I'm the king here. Remember that. This house is my castle and I want to see the Nets. I WANT TO SEE THE NETS."
Alice: "You will see the Nets all right. A couple of guys are going to come here with big nets and take you away. YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY PARENTS."
Ralph: "I AM NOT."
Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."
Ralph: "I AM NOT."
Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."
McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "GO WITH HER KRAMDEN SO EVERYONE IN HERE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BIG MOUTH."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET A MUZZLE." (to Alice): "I AM NOT GOING ALICE!"
(Ralph stmaps his feet just as Ed enters.)
Ed: "Wow Ralph! Are you a fan of the Raptors now because you seem to be upset?"
Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)
Jackie: "Oh, how sweet it is. Ladies and gentlemen, let me once again say that the Miami Beach audiences are the best. I hope you all have a safe trip home. Good night everyone."
Ralph: "Boy Alice, now those Nets have a commanding 3 games to 1 lead on the Raptors. They can really go to the next round I bet."
Alice: "Oh."
Ralph: "Is that all you have to say is 'Oh!'? These Nets have the capability to win the NBA title for the first time in their existence."
Alice: "If that's the case Ralph, why did they have one of the worst records in the regualr season?"
Ralph: "Alice, do you always have to look on the dark side? This is the post-season. These Nets right now are going to win especially since there are very few good teams left."
Alice: "Very few good teams?"
Ralph: "Yeah. The Miami Heat, unfortunately for Miami, has been eliminated earlier today. Those Heat players better feel fortunate, playing near Miami Beach. A city that has the greatest audiences in the world."
(Audience cheers.)
Alice: "Well, now that your Nets have won, when are they playing next?"
Ralph: "On Tuesday."
Alice: "Ralph, you have to come with me. We are going out with my parents."
Ralph: "About that, I am saying no. I am the lord and master and king around here. I'm saying that I am NOT leaving here whether you like it or not. I'm the king here. Remember that. This house is my castle and I want to see the Nets. I WANT TO SEE THE NETS."
Alice: "You will see the Nets all right. A couple of guys are going to come here with big nets and take you away. YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY PARENTS."
Ralph: "I AM NOT."
Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."
Ralph: "I AM NOT."
Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."
McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "GO WITH HER KRAMDEN SO EVERYONE IN HERE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BIG MOUTH."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET A MUZZLE." (to Alice): "I AM NOT GOING ALICE!"
(Ralph stmaps his feet just as Ed enters.)
Ed: "Wow Ralph! Are you a fan of the Raptors now because you seem to be upset?"
Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)
Jackie: "Oh, how sweet it is. Ladies and gentlemen, let me once again say that the Miami Beach audiences are the best. I hope you all have a safe trip home. Good night everyone."