Frank Gannucci
04-25-2007, 10:08 PM
(The Buffalo Sabres beat the NY Rangers 5-2.)
(Ralph just watched the game with Ed.)
Ralph: "Wow! Just wahat I figured. After a whole week of rest, the Rangers were rusty and got beat by those Sabres."
Ed: "Things could change. They may win the next four games."
Ralph: "Norton, are you that dumb? The Rangers have a tough road to hoe. They have to get back in the grove and beat those Rangers. It won't be easy."
Ed: "I kind of knew that. It's hard playing hockey for sixty minutes."
Ralph: "Yeah. If I ever wanted to play hockey, I would want to be the goalie. I would make sure the puck wouldn't get in the net."
Ed: "Oh yeah Ralph! You are so big, you can cover the net. You wouldn't like skating around."
Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!"
Ed (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU! YOU WILL HURT ME! I'M LEAVING!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "Chicken!"
(Alice comes out.)
Alice: "Let me guess Ralph. Your Rangers lost."
Ralph: "Yes, they did. They have to win the next five games."
Alice: "Well, why don't you make a truce with Ed? After all, if you were a goalie, you would cover the whole net. Ha ha ha."
Ralph: "Alice, one of these days, pow! I am going to guarantee you." (yells): "THE RANGERS WILL WIN THE NEXT FOUR GAMES."
(Jackie Gleason comes out.)
JAckie: "How sweet it is. Friends, let's bring out the cast. First, Mrs. Audrey Meadows."
(Audrey comes out and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "And Art Carney."
(Art comes out and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "Good night everyone."
(Ralph just watched the game with Ed.)
Ralph: "Wow! Just wahat I figured. After a whole week of rest, the Rangers were rusty and got beat by those Sabres."
Ed: "Things could change. They may win the next four games."
Ralph: "Norton, are you that dumb? The Rangers have a tough road to hoe. They have to get back in the grove and beat those Rangers. It won't be easy."
Ed: "I kind of knew that. It's hard playing hockey for sixty minutes."
Ralph: "Yeah. If I ever wanted to play hockey, I would want to be the goalie. I would make sure the puck wouldn't get in the net."
Ed: "Oh yeah Ralph! You are so big, you can cover the net. You wouldn't like skating around."
Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!"
Ed (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU! YOU WILL HURT ME! I'M LEAVING!"
(Ed leaves.)
Ralph: "Chicken!"
(Alice comes out.)
Alice: "Let me guess Ralph. Your Rangers lost."
Ralph: "Yes, they did. They have to win the next five games."
Alice: "Well, why don't you make a truce with Ed? After all, if you were a goalie, you would cover the whole net. Ha ha ha."
Ralph: "Alice, one of these days, pow! I am going to guarantee you." (yells): "THE RANGERS WILL WIN THE NEXT FOUR GAMES."
(Jackie Gleason comes out.)
JAckie: "How sweet it is. Friends, let's bring out the cast. First, Mrs. Audrey Meadows."
(Audrey comes out and kisses Jackie.)
Jackie: "And Art Carney."
(Art comes out and shakes Jackie's hand.)
Jackie: "Good night everyone."