View Full Version : Life's Odd Little Mysteries


dawsongirl
04-25-2007, 12:00 AM
For example...

Why does my bag of cotton balls have a Ziploc type seal? Cotton balls rot? Probably not even real cotton.





Post some more...

Zoneboy
04-25-2007, 12:05 AM
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

catlover79
04-25-2007, 12:18 AM
Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors if they are open 24/7?? :confused:

Chelsea
04-25-2007, 12:21 AM
Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors if they are open 24/7?? :confused:

In case they need to close for some reason. It's not *likely* they'll need to, but just in case.

Lex Luthor
04-25-2007, 12:30 AM
In case they need to close for some reason. It's not *likely* they'll need to, but just in case.

Your not supposed to solve the mysteries, then they are no longer mysteries

dawsongirl
04-25-2007, 12:31 AM
Your not supposed to solve the mysteries, then they are no longer mysteries
:lol:

Lex Luthor
04-25-2007, 12:32 AM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

catlover79
04-25-2007, 12:33 AM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
:rofl:

dawsongirl
04-25-2007, 12:34 AM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
Yeah...the ones on Maui are hardly "interstate". Hardly even highway.

Guess they should be interisland at least.

PZelda
04-25-2007, 12:37 AM
Why the hell is there a town named New Town here in ND? Lame.

catlover79
04-25-2007, 12:38 AM
Why did all those castaways pack zillions of outfits for a 3 hour tour??? :lol:

Lex Luthor
04-25-2007, 01:14 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Lex Luthor
04-25-2007, 01:58 AM
One that always makes me wonder


Why do hot dogs come twelve to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

ponytail
04-25-2007, 06:57 AM
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Max Whittaker
04-25-2007, 07:21 AM
Women...

Max Whittaker
04-25-2007, 07:36 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I suspect that is one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.

catlover79
04-25-2007, 08:28 AM
One that always makes me wonder


Why do hot dogs come twelve to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Did you ever see the supermarket scene in Father of the Bride? Steve Martin ponders that very question. It's my favorite scene in the whole movie!! :rofl:

Lex Luthor
04-25-2007, 09:38 PM
I suspect that is one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.

Agreed but maybe the woodchuck might know this ...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Max Whittaker
04-25-2007, 10:00 PM
Agreed but maybe the woodchuck might know this ...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

In my fridge.

Lex Luthor
04-26-2007, 12:04 AM
In my fridge.

The whole peck!?!?!?!

dawsongirl
04-26-2007, 12:36 AM
The whole peck!?!?!?!
Big fridge apparently.

Max Whittaker
04-26-2007, 12:42 AM
Big fridge apparently.

Big enough.