Ugh I gotta leave in like 20 min. Ima drive slow since I got it washed.

I HATE MY LUCK ugghhh im crying

Karina is probably the cutest woman ever.

"I wish her the best of luck, I hope she gets in and gets out before it even really begins. AND DON'T DROP THE SOAP!"

To Paris :lol:

The pap was like WHERE'S MARIO and she's like, "He's in New York, he'll be home tomorrow" and then she just got this MASSIVE grin and goddamn it's so cute.

-*Forever*- 399
AllIWantIsYourClutch 299

WHAAAAAAAA.

GOD the people who post on the AI board are so damn annoying. Especially the ones that bitch that this is the worst season ever, when in reality theyve seen like, 1-2 seasons.

I've only been really watching since season 4, LOL. But I don't think it's the worst season ever. I <333333 it so much.

I hated Blake last night, but what else is new.
And one of my other friends was watching it for the first time and when blake came on he said "what the **** is wrong with his mouth?"

:rotflmao: Why does everyone talk smack about his mouth???? OMG.

OMG seriously about to throw down with the AI board.

The one here?

we dont want ur used up coochie

:lol:

WHRES AMY WHEN I NEED HER
:kiss:

-*Forever*- 399
AllIWantIsYourClutch 299

WHAAAAAAAA.
pshh get a life. 100 more than me. what.

just kidding xoxoxoxo

Do I want to play Miley Cyrus somewhere or no.

EL OH EL JACKI'S DAD IS TOTALLY BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO GET US HOT IDOL SEATS COS HE'S IN LOVE WITH MY MOM HAHAHA

So Amy, when you go home from college for the summer, do you take all your shizzznat off the walls too?

Have fun getting laid.
*snork*

lololol

so, I went out with my guy friend last night. Our plan was to go over to someone's house in the next town over (the town where I grew up in first), but we got sidetracked when one of his buddies pulled over in the parking lot. The sidetrack cost us around a 1/2 hour... well anyway, his buddy is engaged, and so his fiance was with him. I was talking to her for a little while... I had to grin when she asked me if my guy friend and I were dating. I said "No, we're just really great friends." and then right before we parted ways, she said, "Good luck if things go any further!" :lol:


Oh, and we finally got to the house in the next town over. Guess what? The ****ing house is RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO MY PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE. That was srsly ****ING WEIRD. Considering we got to the house at like 1 o'clock in the morning. That's really a little too close for comfort. :rolleyes2

My favourite fork broke and now it's cutting up my mouth.

Goddammit, I've had a ****ing headache all day. The Excedrin that I took, like, five hours ago did JACK **** for this headache. Bastards.

So Amy, when you go home from college for the summer, do you take all your shizzznat off the walls too?
Yeah. It looks so sad right now.

Yeah. It looks so sad right now.
The Rent poster/magnet board will be a fiasco to take down....but my walls are empty. And Jackie's whole side is empty. She's gone. My stuff has migrated over there, but still. Empty. But my closet is still full of crap. And I have to wash my dishes. Omg I have so much to do. But my dad is coming at like 1AM, so that's cool.

The Rent poster/magnet board will be a fiasco to take down....but my walls are empty. And Jackie's whole side is empty. She's gone. My stuff has migrated over there, but still. Empty. But my closet is still full of crap. And I have to wash my dishes. Omg I have so much to do. But my dad is coming at like 1AM, so that's cool.
WEIIIIIRD.

So there's definitely 3 of us left on my floor right now. And the other two are TV-less, so we're having a giant Grey's party tonight. It'll be awesome. In this cold dungeon of a room I have going on right now.

UGH I have to sweep too. wtf.

My friend Tracy compared it to Real World and how it sucks to be the last one left. Which she will be. Awesome.

I feel like I need to be doing something right now.
as i sit here/

NIGHTS WOULD END AT 6AM. SLEEP ALL DAY AND THEN START DANCIN AGAIN.
yeah. true dat

omg SJB and your muscles.
http://www.thepiratequeen.com/castcom/
And I like how she refers to her costumes like they're people.

I'm hungry.
I should go to Potbelly because I have a gift card and we don't have Potbellys at home, so I need to use it.
But that requires walking.

omg SJB and your muscles.
http://www.thepiratequeen.com/castcom/
And I like how she refers to her costumes like they're people.
COSTUMES AREN'T PEOPLE??!!??!

Yeah, I definitely still have a headache. Fabulous.

It better be gone in the morning, being I have graduation rehearsal. Blah.

I hate my life.

She's not on tonight because I'm on.

Part of me still wants to be a doctor, but the other part is like YOU WILL BE SO BORED WITH YOUR LIFE.

BET YA ON LAND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT THEY DON'T REPRIMAND THEIR DAUGHTERS

right billy ray? you understand.

where is crystal when i need her

The one here?
Yes.

AIKEN ON KIMMEL HOLLAAAAAAA.

AIKEN ON KIMMEL HOLLAAAAAAA.
maybe he comin out

:wave:

I hate alcohol.

I hate alcohol.
why?

Part of me still wants to be a doctor, but the other part is like YOU WILL BE SO BORED WITH YOUR LIFE.
Not if your life is like the lives of those on Greys Anatomy.

AIKEN ON KIMMEL HOLLAAAAAAA.
NEW?!?!??!

I hate alcohol.
Tonight for Grey's this girl brought a bottle of something and she was half-drunk and when Addison got to the "bachelor party" she goes "SHES THE BEST MAN."

Which really makes no sense to you, but the fact that she called Addison the best man cracked me up.

Tonight for Grey's this girl brought a bottle of something and she was half-drunk and when Addison got to the "bachelor party" she goes "SHES THE BEST MAN."

Which really makes no sense to you, but the fact that she called Addison the best man cracked me up.
:lol: that sounds funny

why?
It's just ****ing stupid. It ruins lives.

It's just ****ing stupid. It ruins lives.
:( well in my case alcohol made mine better. :lol: my boyfriend and i got together cuz we were drunk at his birthday party. :lol: but then again he was one of my best friends before, so it's not like i met some random guy at a party and hooked up lol.

I'm crying like a ****ing baby.

Of course they're going on tour again. Of course they're coming to Buffalo. And of course Karina's not on it this year.

Yeah, I understand that. Got out of the "OMGZ LETS DRINK!!!!!!!!!1" phase, myself.

You just reminded me of last night when my friend and I went to the house next door to my grandparents' house (goddamn that was WEIRD). I met this couple inside the house, and holy **** the lady there was GONE. Pretty sure she was more stoned than she was drunk, though, since I didn't smell a strong amount of alcohol on her. Still, though... AWKWARD.

I know y'all don't watch basketball but Pistons own everyone in the NBA.

And I need to stop being stupid when it comes to taking my BC pills.

Do I Look Fug

No.

No.
LIES

LIES

I'm not saying it's the best pic of you but it's not bad.

No.
BISH STEP DOWN.

BISH STEP DOWN.

:snob:

I'm not saying it's the best pic of you but it's not bad.
You talking ish bout my man? DONT MAKE IT PERSONAL.

LIES
Clearly you're begging for a yes. But then when we say yes, you'll be like BISH GO DIE. What's the right answer, TIMOTHY??

ps Jess you were right about lastnite.

Clearly you're begging for a yes. But then when we say yes, you'll be like BISH GO DIE. What's the right answer, TIMOTHY??
shut your mouth ur opinion means nothing to me anyways IM NOT IN THE PERCENTAGE

Clearly you're begging for a yes. But then when we say yes, you'll be like BISH GO DIE. What's the right answer, TIMOTHY??
BISH we bout to throw down. GOD too many bitches, not enough time.

ps Jess you were right about lastnite.

See? I knew it.

shut your mouth ur opinion means nothing to me anyways IM NOT IN THE PERCENTAGE
:rotflmao:

See? I knew it.
:lol: GOD hes gone til Sunday wont see him til Monday hopefully.

:lol: GOD hes gone til Sunday wont see him til Monday hopefully.

So of course there was gonna be some sexin'.

And today I finally relieved my boy from the 3-day dry spell I put him through.

.

I SMELL A NEW AVATAR.

Yes. The blank attachement makes me so horny.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE.

*hides in shame*

.
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME.

im just gonna go gay

And today I finally relieved my boy from the 3-day dry spell I put him through.
Three-day? Psh. :lol:

Three-day? Psh. :lol:
DO WE NEED ANOTHER SO WHORE OFF

JESS VS XTAL VS ALLISON

KEEP IT CLEAN LADIES

:lol: GOD hes gone til Sunday wont see him til Monday hopefully.
I vanished from the internets early early early on Tuesday morning (try 3 o'clock in the morning :lol:) but was online at school, until 9 o'clock at night. Then I disappeared again, this time until earlier today... Went to my guy friend's place again. I'm going to be out of town for about six days starting on Monday so OF COURSE I wanted to spend as much time as possible with him, lol. All kinds of good times went on... Damn, I'm gonna miss that while I'm out of town. :lol:

DO WE NEED ANOTHER SO WHORE OFF

JESS VS XTAL VS ALLISON

KEEP IT CLEAN LADIES
Shut it, b!

DO WE NEED ANOTHER SO WHORE OFF

JESS VS XTAL VS ALLISON

KEEP IT CLEAN LADIES

I say let's do it!

Three-day? Psh. :lol:

Well being that I see him every day, I say 3 days with nothing sexual at all is a lot.

Well being that I see him every day, I say 3 days with nothing sexual at all is a lot.
I know. :) Just like givin' ya grief. :lol: But yeah, that is so ****ing true. Especially when you're in your 20s. :faint:

OMG HE CAME OUT ON A HORSE THAT HAD AN ERECTION.

im just gonna go gay
God that the new SO trend or something.

DO WE NEED ANOTHER SO WHORE OFF

JESS VS XTAL VS ALLISON

KEEP IT CLEAN LADIES
Bitch please like these ladies got anything on me.

Bitch please like these ladies got anything on me.
*snork*

Yeah, so. I'm pretty positive I'm not going to be able to move in just a little bit here. My back has been hurting since before I disappeared from the internets, AND now my neck is killing me. I've had a constant headache allf*ckingday because of this.

Yeah, I feel pretty fabulous right now. I'm going to be feeling even more fabulous when I go through the ****ing ceremony in the afternoon.

Bitch please like these ladies got anything on me.

You wish.

Yeah, so. I'm pretty positive I'm not going to be able to move in just a little bit here. My back has been hurting since before I disappeared from the internets, AND now my neck is killing me. I've had a constant headache allf*ckingday because of this.

Yeah, I feel pretty fabulous right now. I'm going to be feeling even more fabulous when I go through the ****ing ceremony in the afternoon.
My lower back on my left side is sooooo sore. I think its the way I sit in this chair, all folded up and leaned and ****, but ugh its always so sore. Curt gives great massages but God Im gonna go without one for 4 days. Whatev Ill be paralyzed by the time I see him.

We have ALLISON THE NYMPHO, CRYSTAL THE NEWBIE, and I gotta think of a name for Jess.

I gotta be at work in an hour uugghhhhh.

http://previews3.wireimage.com/images/preview/13960578cantshootwhiskey511200730123PM.jpg

GJHGKLFJHGSFKLJHSFLK CAN'T BREATHE

I know y'all don't watch basketball but Pistons own everyone in the NBA.
Are they the ones that beat the Bulls? Because my dad was pissed about that when he came to pick me up.

OMG HE CAME OUT ON A HORSE THAT HAD AN ERECTION.
I MISSED IT OMG.
I turned it on at the end when Billy Joel's stupid daughter was on and I saw him in his green vest and I died.

OMG TIM.
OMG.
Seriously.
I just listened to what you sent me.
OMG.

We have ALLISON THE NYMPHO, CRYSTAL THE NEWBIE, and I gotta think of a name for Jess.
Heeeeeeeeeeeey. :grr:

But yeah, that's a good name as any for me. :rofl:

I didn't get the job at Cold Stone, but I got another job interview for Sephora.

http://previews3.wireimage.com/images/preview/13960578cantshootwhiskey511200730123PM.jpg

GJHGKLFJHGSFKLJHSFLK CAN'T BREATHE

I like her hair.

We have ALLISON THE NYMPHO, CRYSTAL THE NEWBIE, and I gotta think of a name for Jess.
bitch please crystal been havin sex with herself since she 2 she not a newbie

We have ALLISON THE NYMPHO, CRYSTAL THE NEWBIE, and I gotta think of a name for Jess.

Come up with something good. :)

Are they the ones that beat the Bulls? Because my dad was pissed about that when he came to pick me up.

Yes. And your dad had every right to be pissed. Pistons were down by 19 at the half and came back to win by 7.

I didn't get the job at Cold Stone, but I got another job interview for Sephora.

Ohh Sephora. Crystal will have a field day if you get that job.

So orientation at the Hill was today and as soon as I walk in the first thing Lynne says to me is, "How come you didn't call me in December?" referring to my birthday party. So I decided I'm having an end of season party at my house...and the season hasn't even started yet.

Craziness. I just found out that next month, my older stepsis is going to travel to Bangkok, Thailand. She'll be working with people there for a month, June - July, and it's for school (St. Louis School of Medicine). She'll be doing medical stuff for people there who have HIV, as well as teaching them English. I think it's pretty ****ing neat that my stepsis is doing this... Plus, nobody in my family has traveled to Asia yet. So she'll be the first one. :lol:

My stepmom said something about my stepsis having a layover in Tokyo, but not how long it would be. Damn.

I didn't get the job at Cold Stone, but I got another job interview for Sephora.
OMG SEPHORA. *HYPERVENTILATES*

bitch please crystal been havin sex with herself since she 2 she not a newbie
:lol: <3

Ohh Sephora. Crystal will have a field day if you get that job.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON

I like her hair.
I ALWAYS LIKE HER HAIR. Next time I get my hair done, I'm taking a plethora of pics of her and going HAVE AT IT AS LONG AS IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Craziness. I just found out that next month, my older stepsis is going to travel to Bangkok, Thailand. She'll be working with people there for a month, June - July, and it's for school (St. Louis School of Medicine). She'll be doing medical stuff for people there who have HIV, as well as teaching them English. I think it's pretty ****ing neat that my stepsis is doing this... Plus, nobody in my family has traveled to Asia yet. So she'll be the first one. :lol:

My stepmom said something about my stepsis having a layover in Tokyo, but not how long it would be. Damn.
OHHHHHHHHMYGOD COOL. I've been fantasizing about learning Russian and going to Russia to be a doctor there.

gjguytjyujyjb

WOW Connie. Good job with the dress.

http://photos-953.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/191/76/1145640187/n1145640187_30013953_5322.jpg

Aw Sarah. Good color dress, bad hair.

http://photos-967.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/191/76/1145640187/n1145640187_30013967_8643.jpg

Last year, her hair made her look like Emmy Rossum in Phantom.

omg stephanie.
http://www.broadway.com/Gen/Buzz_Video.aspx?ci=548053
"I love me some God"
"Nobody in the audience knew what the hell the Ceol Na Mara was..."
Thank you, Broadway.com.

omg shes getting married in italy.

I like how she says "kids" because I do that too. oh stephanie.

AMY did you happen to see Constantine on AI Rewind lastnite.

Ugh he is such a scuzzy mess. His hair got longer and I think greasier too.

He kept doing 'THE LOOK' and I should probably go to the doctor now and get tested.

Ohhhhh and JPL sang too. His hair got long and greasy as well.

So bored.

He kept doing 'THE LOOK' and I should probably go to the doctor now and get tested.
stop talking to yourself who are you amy

So bored.
shower for me please and put away my laundry<3

So bored.
Ditto. :lol:

God, I have a million things to do after I finish my cup of coffee. Blah. Such is the price you pay when you're getting ready to go out of town for a while.

shower for me please and put away my laundry<3

No thanks. It was hard enough for me to get my ass out of bed and shower myself.

No thanks. It was hard enough for me to get my ass out of bed and shower myself.
Awwww. :lol:

I showered before my rehearsal yesterday morning, and I've had hat hair ever since because I had to wear my graduation hat for more than two hours, starting before the ceremony. :grr:

Random story but...my brother needed his social security card for work orientation last night and my mom still has it in the original envelope. Postmarked February of '92 and postage was 24 cents.

Can you tell I'm stalling on getting dressed?

AMY did you happen to see Constantine on AI Rewind lastnite.
fgjaDFSEHFIHGAFSLE NO.
I always forget that show exists.

So my mom went to this rod stewart concert and she had front row and she touched him. But my dad took the picture late and in the picture, he's reaching for the woman next to her. And my mom was mad. So for mother's day, I worked my photoshop magic and did this:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3585/momrodprintls5.png

Random story but...my brother needed his social security card for work orientation last night and my mom still has it in the original envelope. Postmarked February of '92 and postage was 24 cents.
Haha, I still have envelopes from around then. If you watch a Bob Saget episode of America's Funniest Home Videos from 91 - 92, they have this screen at the end that tells you where to send your tapes. They have an animation of a tape going into an envelope and you hear a VO say something like, "...Put six 24-cent stamps on it." and then six stamps fly out and put themselves on the envelope. It weirded me out the first time I saw it (again). :lol:


One summer I was staying at my stepfamily's cabin for a while... I think I was 17 or 18, so sometime in 2002 or 2003. I picked up a random book lying around at the cabin, and flipped through it. An envelope fell out of the book, and I picked it up to look at the postmark. It was from sometime in February of 1985, and postage was 22 cents at the time. :lol:

So my mom went to this rod stewart concert and she had front row and she touched him. But my dad took the picture late and in the picture, he's reaching for the woman next to her. And my mom was mad. So for mother's day, I worked my photoshop magic and did this:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3585/momrodprintls5.png
:rotflmao:

stop talking to yourself who are you amy
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT.

Random story but...my brother needed his social security card for work orientation last night and my mom still has it in the original envelope. Postmarked February of '92 and postage was 24 cents.
I havent seen my SSC in a few years now. No clue where it is. Oops. I lost it in Danville.

So my mom went to this rod stewart concert and she had front row and she touched him. But my dad took the picture late and in the picture, he's reaching for the woman next to her. And my mom was mad. So for mother's day, I worked my photoshop magic and did this:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3585/momrodprintls5.png
WHAT DID U MAKE SATAN

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT.
pleaaase you just jealous.
/tamika.

WHAT DID U MAKE SATAN
She gets nothing.
They got in another fight today....summer is really getting off to a great start.

She gets nothing.
They got in another fight today....summer is really getting off to a great start.
hide her cigs

WHAT DID U MAKE SATAN
Im getting my grandmother a card thats thick like a book with a photo frame in it and Im putting a pic of Dolce in it. LOVES IT. The card is for like, 4 year olds whatev.

hide her cigs
That like me hiding your Ellios.

pleaaase you just jealous.
/tamika.
HOLD ME BACK STANLEY.

CURT COMES HOME TOMORROW NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That like me hiding your Ellios.
:rotflmao:

you'd be charged with attempted murder bitch i'd starve to death

Im hoping he goes with me to visit DDKINS one last time. Not that he has a choice.

Im getting my grandmother a card thats thick like a book with a photo frame in it and Im putting a pic of Dolce in it. LOVES IT. The card is for like, 4 year olds whatev.
im getting my grandma some gassoline and a ligher. i havent seen that bitc in 10 years god idk how she still alive. My mom has this theory that evil people live the longest.

:rotflmao:

you'd be charged with attempted murder bitch i'd starve to death
B I know you got ice cream somewhere.

UGH all of my clothes are in the garage still.

im getting my grandma some gassoline and a ligher. i havent seen that bitc in 10 years god idk how she still alive. My mom has this theory that evil people live the longest.
OMG :rotflmao:

UGH all of my clothes are in the garage still.
GARAGE SALE.

B I know you got ice cream somewhere.
OR NOT MY BAD.

UGH okay I have to
- get gas
- go to starbucks
- get food
- go to the bank
- pick up my pictures/mothers day cards/more cookie ingredients from walmart
- go to the mall

oh life.

Wet Seal is closing and basically everything in the store is $3.99.

UGH okay I have to
- get gas
- go to starbucks
- get food
- go to the bank
- pick up my pictures/mothers day cards/more cookie ingredients from walmart
- go to the mall

oh life.

what u buyin me

How do I go about getting on the pill. GOD I still have insurance but I have no idea what the gynos name is AND I DONT WANT TO ASK MY MOTHER.

How do I go about getting on the pill. GOD I still have insurance but I have no idea what the gynos name is AND I DONT WANT TO ASK MY MOTHER.
planned parenthood

UGH okay I have to
- get gas
- go to starbucks
- get food
- go to the bank
- pick up my pictures/mothers day cards/more cookie ingredients from walmart
- go to the mall

oh life.
- get mothers day gift
- get iced latte lite if Im good
- work

- get mothers day gift
- get iced latte lite if Im good
- work
the people at DD dont like u its time to except it. god they prob jizz in ur coffee

planned parenthood
Ugh.

the people at DD dont like u its time to except it. god they prob jizz in ur coffee
No, the one inside Shaws Im loved.

I'm thinking I'll deposit my check, pay for stuff at Walmart with cash and Starbucks with my gift card, then use my debit card at the mall. OMG I'm so scared to check the balance of my checking account ever since I bought that Wicked ticket a few weeks ago.

No, the one inside Shaws Im loved.
GOD DONT REMIND ME ABOUT DD FROM THE OTHER DAY

oh i see its amy ignores timmy day. WHATEV ILL JUST START CALLING U CHRISE

kelly clarkson an angry lez

No clue what to get my mother.

oh i see its amy ignores timmy day. WHATEV ILL JUST START CALLING U CHRISE
WHO NEEDS AMY WHEN YOU GOT ME.

kelly clarkson an angry lez
:lol:

I kinda want a new sn. Whatev it been a while.

No clue what to get my mother.
I KNOW

It bothers me that Curt pronounces IDEAS as IDEARS.

I kinda want a new sn. Whatev it been a while.
"TIMMYS BITCH"

I KNOW
Thought you were buyin me a dooney.

It bothers me that Curt pronounces IDEAS as IDEARS.
but it dont bother u he a gay hick

he gayer than ags

"TIMMYS BITCH"
LOlllll AIM dont allow that!

he gayer than ags
LOLd

but it dont bother u he a gay hick
He aint gay!

Come rub my back bitch.

SPANK ME.

the new kelly rowland song is hot

he gayer than ags
SPANKS.

the new kelly rowland song is hot
God she still around. Who even cares about Michelle anymore.

loling.

God she still around. Who even cares about Michelle anymore.
she does christian music aka she a loser

Ungh Mmjmm Ughhh Ummmgmh

she does christian music aka she a loser
:lol:

Ungh Mmjmm Ughhh Ummmgmh
KEEP DOING IT IM GETTIN ALL HOT

Ungh Mmjmm Ughhh Ummmgmh
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

KEEP DOING IT IM GETTIN ALL HOT
UGNNGH WMWEMMM SLUUTURPP UGNGUHDOUSGHHH MMMMMMBBROOP

Lets not ruin this with words.

I'm thinking I'll deposit my check, pay for stuff at Walmart with cash and Starbucks with my gift card, then use my debit card at the mall. OMG I'm so scared to check the balance of my checking account ever since I bought that Wicked ticket a few weeks ago.
As long as your bank didn't send you a letter saying "HEY AMY STUPID BITCH YOU OVERDREW YOUR ACCOUNT" you're OK. :)

wtf is crystals address that dumb ho

How do I go about getting on the pill. GOD I still have insurance but I have no idea what the gynos name is AND I DONT WANT TO ASK MY MOTHER.

Most birth control pills aren't covered by insurance. Which sucks. But once you get the prescription you can get them sort of cheap online.

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_079/total_recall_18.jpg

crystal what i tell you about taking these kinds of pictures

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_079/total_recall_18.jpg

crystal what i tell you about taking these kinds of pictures

:rotflmao:

As long as your bank didn't send you a letter saying "HEY AMY STUPID BITCH YOU OVERDREW YOUR ACCOUNT" you're OK. :)
:rofl:

WHO NEEDS AMY WHEN YOU GOT ME.
everyone.

As long as your bank didn't send you a letter saying "HEY AMY STUPID BITCH YOU OVERDREW YOUR ACCOUNT" you're OK. :)
Yeah IIIII know. But I'm just afraid to see the actual dollar amount. Because it's not high. And I just spent another like $60. terrific.

http://www.broadway.com/site_images/sn_051207_softball8.jpg

Hero/

Yeah IIIII know. But I'm just afraid to see the actual dollar amount. Because it's not high. And I just spent another like $60. terrific.
I understand that, though. I need to go take out money from elsewhere before I leave Monday morning, because I'm sure as hell not going to have enough to last me 6 days. :mad:

I'm basically the best cookie maker in the world. Which is why I made a batch yesterday and I'm making a double batch today.

My lastfm is going to have a lot of Blake on it this week because I've listened to this song a lot. I'm ashamed of myself.

I like how I'm sitting here on my computer at my kitchen table as I make cookies.

Hay New Sjb Av.

Hay New Sjb Av.
****ing caps.

This cracked me up.

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2492/image1zt4.jpg

Because all of those people are on SB. HA.

GODDAMN AMORE CAN SUCK MY DICK

Anthony made these people ****ing wait an hour and a half for their food. Then Tony screamed at him. It was frightening.

I made like nada in tips. Plz to be stabbing me.

Guess what I gave my tip to Ray and Isiah they can suck my dick too.

god i didnt just prank call crystal or anything to get her attention

Most birth control pills aren't covered by insurance. Which sucks. But once you get the prescription you can get them sort of cheap online.
o0o0o0.

My lastfm is going to have a lot of Blake on it this week because I've listened to this song a lot. I'm ashamed of myself.
WHAT BLAKE SONG. I mean, aside from all of them.

I can't wait until I get my shiny, pretty permanent account. :D

WHAT BLAKE SONG. I mean, aside from all of them.
You Give Love a Bad Name

AMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Joey Lawrence has the same birthday as you.

Okay I gotta go to bed. I am so tired.

Ohh Sephora. Crystal will have a field day if you get that job.

LOL

Speaking of hair, my friend cut mine today. It looks pretty. But...she put the scissors to my ear and now I've got a Band-Aid on it.

My friends better give me money so I can buy AI tickets. I'm selling all my textbooks early so I could get mine and I told them to do the same, LOL.

There are sooooooooooo many hotties working at the theater now. Why did they come in when I left? :mrtarver:

My lastfm is going to have a lot of Blake on it this week because I've listened to this song a lot. I'm ashamed of myself.

Blake :heart:

LOL

I hope I get that job. Even though it'll be like Victoria's Secret Part 2.

I woke up early to make my mom breakfast and now I don't even want to make it UGGGHHH.

I had the most disturbing dream ... I had terminal cancer and the kids in school made fun of me for it, to the point where I'd cry and they'd say, "I just saw this stupid ****ing idiot crying, wow." Then I was at Genna's and she was chilling with her brothers friends and two girls started making out and the guys pretty much just whipped it out and started going to town on themselves. I was like, "Genna, wtf, you don't fit in with these people" and she's like, "No, actually, I think it's YOU who doesn't fit in" and kicked me out. Then Genevi drove me home from work and these skiiers kept going across the street and we saw this guy putting a dead body in his trunk.

I have one comment and one comment only. What happens at the Hunt's stays at the Hunt's.

Last night was a crazy one.

I woke up early to make my mom breakfast and now I don't even want to make it UGGGHHH.
I made pancakes and kind of ruined them.

I made pancakes and kind of ruined them.
Yeaahhhh, I tried a bite of one and it tasted salty to me and now I feel bad.

I'm blasting Parade and I think my family wants to kill me.

Woo, feels like it's Monday, but it's really not.

/me really needs to start packing.

Is asking to go to NYC for ONE day for my EIGHTEENTH birthday really that big a ****ing deal?

my mom and stepdad just left for hawaii

Is asking to go to NYC for ONE day for my EIGHTEENTH birthday really that big a ****ing deal?
Hell no. I would've loved to have had my 21st in NYC. Hell, I'd love to have ANY birthday while in the city.

I'll shoot for my 25th or 30th birthday. :D

Hell no. I would've loved to have had my 21st in NYC. Hell, I'd love to have ANY birthday while in the city.

I'll shoot for my 25th or 30th birthday. :D
My mom thinks it's this HUGE DEAL and even though I have a lot of money and could pay for a large chunk of it, she won't let me.

Four years later, this STILL makes me laugh.

TemptngMurderess: they called me yesterday
TemptngMurderess: LOL
TemptngMurderess: they were like
TemptngMurderess: DO YOU WHERE GREG IS
grandtheft emo 2: yeah they called me nonstop yesterday...and a few times today
grandtheft emo 2: DO YOU WHERE GREG IS?
TemptngMurderess: and im like hes not my responsibility!!
TemptngMurderess: L:OL
grandtheft emo 2: DO YOU WHERE GREG IS?
TemptngMurderess: *do you know where greg is
grandtheft emo 2: i
grandtheft emo 2: saw
grandtheft emo 2: the
grandtheft emo 2: sign

Greg: *comes up* Do you know who Buffy Roberts is?
William: Is she a porn star?
Me: *cracks up*
Greg: No, she's my mom.
William: Oh. Is she a porn star?

OMG FUNNIEST EVERRRRRRRRRRR. Greg broke Ms. Tapley's picture frame and stuck it back together with Scotch tape, singing, "TAPE FIXES EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!" :lol:

People always seem to pick on me at bad times.

my mom: it's like ass sex

PZelda: It's just that since our last visit up there in May 04, I felt gypped with being there on a weekend and all that

PZelda: haha

PZelda: Believe me, if Greyhound serviced DL, I would have gone up there by myself ages ago

my mom: have u had the poop chute penetrated yet?

PZelda: MOM

PZelda: That's none of your business

my mom: just curious;)





I have a really strange mom. :grr:

my mom: it's like ass sex

PZelda: It's just that since our last visit up there in May 04, I felt gypped with being there on a weekend and all that

PZelda: haha

PZelda: Believe me, if Greyhound serviced DL, I would have gone up there by myself ages ago

my mom: have u had the poop chute penetrated yet?

PZelda: MOM

PZelda: That's none of your business

my mom: just curious;)





I have a really strange mom. :grr:
:rotflmao: Well, have you?

Ohhhhhh my God, I miss sophomore year.

Is asking to go to NYC for ONE day for my EIGHTEENTH birthday really that big a ****ing deal?
No. I went for my 16th and 18th. And I wanna say 17th too.

:rotflmao: Well, have you?
Nope.

SJB is my favorite person in the world. OMG her interview with Seth is amazing.

Stephanie "Jesus Loves Me" Block.

Aw Idina crushed Stephanie's dreams of playing Elphaba on Broadway.

"Here's a little something from Wicked that Stephanie did not get to sing on Broadway."

Oh Seth. I love this guy.

omg SJB should do a Chatterbox. I would die.

Too bad she's not doing Birdland when I'm in NY. She's doing it like a month and a half later.

Timmy, go for me.

"Here's a little something from Wicked that Stephanie did not get to sing on Broadway."

Oh Seth. I love this guy.
I like how he doesnt even play her singing it.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/bj0bp2
Download that.

Steph is such a Hugh Jackman fangirl.

"Hugh Jackman and Stephanie's aching glutes."

Seth you are hilarious.