What are you Favorite Florence One-liners?

Flo:child mr. jefferson is so ugly..that when he worked in the bakery....they used to dip his face in the batter to make the animal cookies.


George: where you going?
Flo: is he my daddy?
Weezy: no
Flo: where I'm going is none of his business.
George: get back in the kitchen and cook my dinner
Flo: the hell i will, now I know that the alcohol talking b/c florence don't cuss.



I know a lot more...but I think it will be fun to hear what others have to say...maybe I might put a couple more line of two up later on down the road...peace

I forgot the episode and the season and I also forgot what George said to **** off Florence for her to say this, and I/m not quoting this verbatim, but.....

"....Ms. Jefferson you're an angel of heaven...and you (looking at George) are the reason God invented birth control"

LMAO!!!

Flo: George Jefferson he's no fair...He is short and has no hair!



Flo: If you had the choice to go walk in the park or clean up what would you do?
Weezy: I would stay and do the work.
Flo: while you are doing that, I'll go walk.



Flo:....I'm glad I remember what my momma always told me, until he says "I do," I don't!