Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.

Dan drinks the sour milk, convulses, and puts it back in the fridge.

Jackie sends the kids off to school, handing out lunches while the "Leave it to Beaver" theme plays.

They're watching "Bewitched" and they make comments about character replacements and Becky (Sarah) says she likes the 2nd Darrin better.

Please add your favorites. I know there are way more good ones!

Roseanne had theeeeee best tag scenes ever. They were unique and original.

Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.

Dan drinks the sour milk, convulses, and puts it back in the fridge.

Jackie sends the kids off to school, handing out lunches while the "Leave it to Beaver" theme plays.

They're watching "Bewitched" and they make comments about character replacements and Becky (Sarah) says she likes the 2nd Darrin better.

Please add your favorites. I know there are way more good ones!
I think youve pretty much said the best ones.:wave:

In the Arnie "gave" Nancy a boob job episode, the tag scene had someone placing polaroid shots on the table.

I like the one with the parody of the porno video titled "Lunchbox Girls." :)
I love how Roseanne, Jackie, and the Traci Lords character have on these ridiculous porno wigs, and slutty uniforms on.

Roseanne: You know Stacy, things have REALLY changed since you started workin' at the box!

Stacy: What do you mean?

Jackie: I've always been good. I wish somebody could teach me to be bad...

Guy Walks in.

Roseanne: Too bad I'm married. Wait I forgot, I'm an enormous slut...

Roseanne, Stacy, and Jackie then pounce on the guy.

It cracks me up when they start smoking cigarrettes as the guy they've undressed starts cleaning the grease trap.


I also loved the one where everybody is watching "Bewitched" and they're commenting about the two Darrins.

Becky: Well, I've ALWAYS liked the second Darrin MUCH better. (Everybody looks at her like she's insane. Becky just smiles.)

Then there's the one with the "mirror-image" Beckys. The part that really gets me in this one is where Mark just stares at both of them. :D

The end of Season 8's Halloween episode, Roseanne is standing in front of the studio audience and asks if anyone has any questions. She calls on a guy who says "Roseanne, what the hell was this episode about?" and Roseanne says "You look familiar, do I know you?" and he says "I'm one of the writers."

I like the one with the parody of the porno video titled "Lunchbox Girls." :)
I love how Roseanne, Jackie, and the Traci Lords character have on these ridiculous porno wigs, and slutty uniforms on.

Roseanne: You know Stacy, things have REALLY changed since you started workin' at the box!

Stacy: What do you mean?

Jackie: I've always been good. I wish somebody could teach me to be bad...

Guy Walks in.

Roseanne: Too bad I'm married. Wait I forgot, I'm an enormous slut...

Roseanne, Stacy, and Jackie then pounce on the guy.

It cracks me up when they start smoking cigarrettes as the guy they've undressed starts cleaning the grease trap.


I also loved the one where everybody is watching "Bewitched" and they're commenting about the two Darrins.

Becky: Well, I've ALWAYS liked the second Darrin MUCH better. (Everybody looks at her like she's insane. Becky just smiles.)

Then there's the one with the "mirror-image" Beckys. The part that really gets me in this one is where Mark just stares at both of them. :D

Yeah, that Lunchbox one was great, especially when Jackie says "I wish somebody could teach me to be bad."

I forgot about the mirror-image Beckys. It is a take-off on the Patty Duke Show and Lecy and Sarah do it perfectly, right down to Lecy's turn and head tilt. This Roseanne tag was a classic!

The Luke & Laura tag on "Suck Up or Shut Up" ... I loved the instrumentals they had for the GH theme....

I like the scene where Dan and Roseanne chase Jackie round the set while she is showing off her Emmy(?)

How about the tag where we get a glimpse of the REAL Bev?-- The one where Jackie ducks out to go to bed, leaving a gruff-talking, cigar smoking Beverley to hang with Fred! :rofl: The tag with a smoking jacket-clad DJ hitting on Sharon Stone is great, too-- some of Michael Fishman's finest work!

Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.


There actually is some relevance from that with the ep. This is the one where Darlene hair is short. Roseanne makes a comment that goes like: "If you wouldnt have that stupid Marcia Clark haircut..." So i thought that was interesting.

Also, how bout when the Gilligan's Island cast plays the Roseanne cast, that was funny....

Another one in Season 7 i thought was Hilarious!! Its probably the ONLY ep. without Roseanne in it. My favorite part is when she says:

"The doctor has advised me to stay in bed. But no need to worry about me, im still getting paid" Then she goes into the 'educational' part of Roseanne where she 'teaches' the little kids where babies come from...

That was hilarious!!

I like the one where bev shows her true self to fred! I always think thats her in real life,like she puts on that voice or sumthing for the show.;)

I like the one where bev shows her true self to fred! I always think thats her in real life,like she puts on that voice or sumthing for the show.;)
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: It makes me think that Bev was behaving the other way just to irritate the hell outta her family!!!!!! Serves them right for how they treat her! :rofl:

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: It makes me think that Bev was behaving the other way just to irritate the hell outta her family!!!!!! Serves them right for how they treat her! :rofl:
Yes thats true.:)

A not so hilarious, but oh so clever tag was in the last season-- I think it was the episode where DJ is contemplating having sex with Heather. In the tag, two giant snails are "busy" as the theme from Dr. Zhivago plays. So many times throughout the series, Roseanne made references to Dr. Zee-vago--I'm sure she was in 7th Heaven when the song actually played in one of the episodes!

What about the one where Roseanne does the glamour photo. At the end it shows Dan in glamour photos with "Bolero" playing.

What about the one where Roseanne does the glamour photo. At the end it shows Dan in glamour photos with "Bolero" playing.
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What about the one where Roseanne does the glamour photo. At the end it shows Dan in glamour photos with "Bolero" playing.

That one cracks me up. :)

Another great tag: A "dark" and beyond still Darlene lies on the couch. Dan comes from the bedroom and holds a hand mirror under her nose. Moments later, he says, "Just checking."

Another great tag: A "dark" and beyond still Darlene lies on the couch. Dan comes from the bedroom and holds a hand mirror under her nose. Moments later, he says, "Just checking."
Good one! I like that one.

I think this one is off mall story where becky wants a new dress for a school dance and roseanne couldnt afford it so she didnt get it and then becs went in a mood with her!Everyone know which one im on about?lol
Theres the part where becky is sulking and roseanne goes up to her and says-
"oh i bet your wondering what to get me for mothers day arent you" haha thats funny.:lol:

The tag scene where Dean (Dean Dean the son-in-law machine, as Dan called him...:lol: ) talks to the audience and tells us to write in and tell the producers how much Dean is so much better for Becky than Mark. He goes on and on and starts to say something negative and next thing we know we see a pic of Dean going out the front door with his name and the date of his death! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How abt the one where we see David come downstairs with that black circle around his eye, thus telling Darlene who really was watching Molly undress next door. And then a disclaimer is shown on the screen saying that the scene was too graphic. LOL

^^^^ just saw that one on N@N. hilarious :)

It is classic! :rofl:

i love the end....."This scene has been removed due to the EXTREME VIOLENCE." or sumthin like that.

How about the one with the COPS parody! It cracks me up to see Dan and Roseanne decked out in trailer trash clothing, and the pixelated blur on Roseanne's butt is just too funny!

when Becky elopes, and Roseanne screams at her over the phone. lol

Another good one I just saw again:

Dan is lying on the couch watching the end of a movie and Jackie bugs him to get off so she can go to sleep. Roseanne comes out with some pillows and tells Dan to get off the couch. He won't, so they look at each other, grin, and lift the couch up and dump Dan off. He hits the floor, and shakes his head and makes a sound like a cartoon character. Jackie and Roseanne crack up.

One of my favorites is from the episode that centers on DJ entering puberty. At the end it shows Roseanne with one of the network censors at the kitchen table, asking if this word and that word is okay, with the censor saying "no" to each one. Finally he turns around and sees the camera. Hilarious.

One of my favorites is from the episode that centers on DJ entering puberty. At the end it shows Roseanne with one of the network censors at the kitchen table, asking if this word and that word is okay, with the censor saying "no" to each one. Finally he turns around and sees the camera. Hilarious.

Yeah, that was a good one! I think at the end the censor had to be censored! :lol:

Another favorite I saw last night:

Roseanne & Dan are on their "honeymoon" at home. They are in the kitchen with candlelight. Roseanne turns on the faucet to simulate a waterfall then lightly sprays Dan with the hose. Dan shakes the champagne bottle and sprays Roseanne simulating a honeymoon dream spot, Niagara Falls. At the end they hug, laughing. Great scene!

Has to be "Lunchbox Girls" for me!

I also liked the one with the morning news show where the older man at the end is going off on the younger news lady. "I have shrapnel in my knee older than you" and the whipped butter part, oh my goodness! "Whipped it is!" HAHAHAHA~too funny!

Another favorite I saw last night:

Roseanne & Dan are on their "honeymoon" at home. They are in the kitchen with candlelight. Roseanne turns on the faucet to simulate a waterfall then lightly sprays Dan with the hose. Dan shakes the champagne bottle and sprays Roseanne simulating a honeymoon dream spot, Niagara Falls. At the end they hug, laughing. Great scene!
One of many scenes where we see them being romantic in their own cute way. ;)

The cops tag. So funny. :)

"Roseanne" had TONS of great ones.

I just seen today the episode where Becky introduces Mark to her parents. Of course, they hate him because of the trouble maker that he is, not to mention the way he behaves like a "thug", disrespects her parents, and goes into the Lobo to drink. Anyhoo, at the end of the episode Dan is seen sitting on top of a wicker clothes hamper and inside is Mark begging to be let out because he can't breathe. :rofl: Gotta love that one!

I just seen today the episode where Becky introduces Mark to her parents. Of course, they hate him because of the trouble maker that he is, not to mention the way he behaves like a "thug", disrespects her parents, and goes into the Lobo to drink. Anyhoo, at the end of the episode Dan is seen sitting on top of a wicker clothes hamper and inside is Mark begging to be let out because he can't breathe. :rofl: Gotta love that one!

Yeah that was a good one! They imitated the earlier scene where Darlene did that to DJ.

There's a show where people are trying to convince Jackie that she will turn her son, Andy, into a sissy if she continues to pamper him.

In the end tag, we see Fred and Jackie years later when Andy is a teenager. They talk about how proud they are that Andy has made captain of the team. Fred is stacking beer cans on the table while Jackie seems to be dressed just like Beverly. One of them calls up to Andy and tells him he is going to be late.

A blonde teenage cheerleader comes prancing down the stairs and we see it's supposed to be Andy. Andy is the captain of the cheerleading squad!

Fred looks at the stack of beer cans and asks, "Why do I drink so much?"

BTW, the cheerleader in the tag I was talking about above was female! :)


There was a scene in the episode where it's implied that D.J. had been pleasuring himself where Roseanne is trying to change the subject to get Darlene away from making innuendos at D.J.

Roseanne asks Dan what he had done during the day. Dan replies that he had been doing only the same things he did all of the other 365 days of the year and looks up with a smart aleck grin on his face.

The camera switches to Sara Gilbert, who cracks up for a second at John Goodman. The studio audience cracks up and applauds when they realize it's Sara, not Darlene, laughing.

Gilbert covers herself by making a crack at D.J. as Darlene, but I strongly suspect that the scene was a blooper that they left in the show.

There was a scene in the episode where it's implied that D.J. had been pleasuring himself where Roseanne is trying to change the subject to get Darlene away from making innuendos at D.J.

Roseanne asks Dan what he had done during the day. Dan replies that he had been doing only the same things he did all of the other 365 days of the year and looks up with a smart aleck grin on his face.

The camera switches to Sara Gilbert, who cracks up for a second at John Goodman. The studio audience cracks up and applauds when they realize it's Sara, not Darlene, laughing.

Gilbert covers herself by making a crack at D.J. as Darlene, but I strongly suspect that the scene was a blooper that they left in the show.

Interesting! I'll have to watch for that.

BTW, the cheerleader in the tag I was talking about above was female! :)


There was a scene in the episode where it's implied that D.J. had been pleasuring himself where Roseanne is trying to change the subject to get Darlene away from making innuendos at D.J.

Roseanne asks Dan what he had done during the day. Dan replies that he had been doing only the same things he did all of the other 365 days of the year and looks up with a smart aleck grin on his face.

The camera switches to Sara Gilbert, who cracks up for a second at John Goodman. The studio audience cracks up and applauds when they realize it's Sara, not Darlene, laughing.

Gilbert covers herself by making a crack at D.J. as Darlene, but I strongly suspect that the scene was a blooper that they left in the show.

I strongly believe that scene had to be reshot over and over simply because it was hilarious. I get the feeling that Sara had a hard time keeping from laughing because they already knew what lines were going to be said. We the audience (the first time around) didn't know the funny line that would be coming out of Darlene's mouth, but Sara did and therefore, she was having a hard time and was giggling. It reminds me of someone who is trying to tell a funny joke or story and they are laughing even before they get to the punchline simply because they know the "ending".

I enjoyed the tag scene from MY NAME IS BEV where Estelle kept flubbing her lines, making Roseanne and Sara laugh uncontrollably.

I liked the blooper footage for EVERYONE COMES TO JACKIE'S where Dan shoves David too hard into the door, and it jams, and they are all laughing. I also liked the Bewitched and Identical Beckys tags.

Hopefully we wont see any tag scenes removed in season nine, the ones I can think of that has music are:
"Someday my prince will come" - Bev singing (in black&white)
"A second chance" - Music in the background while Darlene is laying in bed
"The Miracle" - Music during the entire end credits (with the baby).. they BETTER keep this scene in.
"Into that good night (2)" - The theme song sung by some lady.