EmoJoe
04-09-2007, 10:24 PM
i always liked to work outdoors, but when my allergies got the best of me...i thought those days were gone. so then i asked my doctor about levitol and he said "Levitol...what is that?". and i said "I don't know, I think it's an allergy medication" and he said "ohh..uhh..you mean LEVITROL?". kinda...snooty like. :rolleyes: so i was like "oh, my bad, levitrol!" and he said "Yeah, I've definitley heard of Levitrol...but then again, what do I know, I'm just a doctor". :confused: and then i said "Well...can Levitrol help me with my allergies?" and he said "Sure, it'll clear all of your allergies with little to know side effects but...it's not a miracle drug, it can't cure gay! :lol:". and i was like..."what?" and he said "You heard, me, Tinkerbell, it can't cure gay!" and I said "I'm not gay". and then he said "Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, lots people have gay. It's very common" pissed: and I said "First of all...I'm not gay, and second of all, Gay is not a disease :rolleyes: " and he said "Wow, you're pretty smart fancy britches" and i said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU SON OF A BITCH :mad: " and he said "What? You blowin' up on me sugar? You wanna drop down? Cause I will drop you like a bad transmission" and i'm like "I DONT WANNA FIGHT :rolleyes: I just wanna know if Levitrol is right for me!" and he said "I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. what are you, gay AND deaf?" and I was like "SCREW. YOU. :mad: " and I threw a punch at him but he did this Kung-Fu move like KEE-YAH and then he punched me in the throat and I must blacked out, because I woke up on the top of the parking garage in nothing but my underwear, and I was so cold. SO VERY VERY COLD. :crying: .
so...ask your doctor about Levitol...TROL.
so...ask your doctor about Levitol...TROL.