Frank Gannucci
03-16-2007, 02:08 PM
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "I have a problem."
Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."
Ralph: "You heard about it?"
Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom."
Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get it if I have to seel everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But where are you going to get the other $280?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"
Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But, you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you are going to lift me up bodily in order to get it."
Ed: "Congratulations Ralph. You made a case that even Dick Tarcy couldn't solve."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Talk is cheap."
Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)
Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?"
Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty."
Doctor: "Who's Shorty?"
Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."
Ralph: "I have a problem."
Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."
Ralph: "You heard about it?"
Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom."
Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get it if I have to seel everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But where are you going to get the other $280?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"
Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But, you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you are going to lift me up bodily in order to get it."
Ed: "Congratulations Ralph. You made a case that even Dick Tarcy couldn't solve."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Talk is cheap."
Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)
Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?"
Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty."
Doctor: "Who's Shorty?"
Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."