lawyer says client not guilty
(well yeah or i want my money back!)

alzheimers center prepare for an affair to remeber
(hmmmm!)

gas cloud clears out taco bell
(yeah i can see it!)

man found dead in cemetery
(what hes not suppoesed to be there?!!)

sign on a repair shop
we can fix anything (please knock hard on door - bell doesn't work
(hmmm yeah ok!)

sid of a manure truck
bs trucking
(yuck!!)

local cemeterey
drive carefully we can wait!!
(oh dear yes!)

Were these from Jay Leno's headlines? Here are a couple of other good ones: "peanut butter truck gets stuck on bridge" and "donuts missing; police on case". :lol:

Were these from Jay Leno's headlines? Here are a couple of other good ones: "peanut butter truck gets stuck on bridge" and "donuts missing; police on case". :lol:
They sound like Jay's stuff doesn't it? :rofl:

They sound like Jay's stuff doesn't it? :rofl:
Sure does! I also remember: "Strong Wind Blows Fiddler Off Roof". :lol:

i wouldn't know i don't watch his show i just got it off of the net!