I thought this would be a fun game to play. :)

Mallory: Of course I'll go out with you, Skippy! You're the man of my dreams!

Alex: I hate Richard Nixon! He's a disgrace to our country!

Alex: You are such a brat, Andy! I wish Mom and Dad stopped after Jennifer!

Alex: Why would I want to be your friend, Skippy? You're such a geek!

Jeff: Actually, Mallory is a nice girl and everything - but I'm really in love with you, Alex!
Alex: Oh, Jeff, I thought you would never say that! I'm in love with you, too!

Just a few to start out with. :)

Steven: You know, i'm really looking forward to the Republican convention this year.

Elyse: I'm really getting sick of health food. Let's all go down to McDonalds and have a Big Mac.

Mallory: I really love school, I could do homework all day. Fashion is so boring.

Alex: I think you make a great boyfriend for Mallory, Nick. I can hardly wait to have you for a brother-in-law.

Mallory: I love you, Skippy! Will you marry me?
Skippy: Are you kidding? No way! I think you're ugly! I'm planning to marry Alex.
Alex: Oh, of course I'll marry you, Skippy!
Mallory: How can you both stab me in the back like that? I had a crush on Skippy since I was a baby.

Mallory: It's great that you're also going with Sandy, Jeff. We could have a threesome together. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Sandy: Mallory is right! I think she's so sexy - just as sexy as you. Then, as a bi-sexual, I can have the best of both worlds.
Mallory: Right, exactly. I bet it would be great having you both in bed together.
Jeff: I have an even better idea. Why don't we have a foursome? Alex can join us, if he likes.
Mallory: Great! I always knew I had strong feelings for my brother. Sometimes, I think one of us was adopted - because I've always had a crush on him.
Sandy: That's even more awesome! Alex P Keaton is the next best thing to Michael J Fox. The four of us will probably have the most unique relationship in the world.
~Later On~
Alex: That sounds like a wonderful idea! I would like all of you to join me at Princeton next year.
Mallory: That would be nice, except that I won't graduate for two years.
Alex: That's okay, Mallory. I plan to use Doc's DeLorean time machine, take a trip to 2015 and purchase a sports almanac, come back to the present and place a few bets. Then I'll bribe the dean to let you into college. Then all four of us can share in the wealth together.
*All four of them then throw their arms around each other.*

BTW, I am aware that Doc's time machine wouldn't be invented for another year and a half - along with a few other nitpicks - but seeing as this is a humour dialogue, it doesn't really matter much.

Alex: I am a liberal Democrat.
Alex: Decreasing deficit spending is good.

Steven: Time to go hunting.

Elyse: (in response to alex getting in a fight) Well? Did you kill him?

Alex: I never want to hear another word about Wall Street again!

Alex: I love rock music, and nothing but rock music!

Ellen: I'm sorry, Alex, but I fell in love with Michael J Fox.
Alex: Then maybe Tracy Pollan will marry me, instead.

Alex: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Reverend! Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Rev. Jim: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car - why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal...

Alex: You are so smart, Mallory.

Mallory: You are the man of my dreams, Skippy! *kiss* *kiss*

Ellen: I'm sorry, Alex, but I fell in love with Michael J Fox.
Alex: Then maybe Tracy Pollan will marry me, instead...
:lol: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Alex: Who stitched that damned "APK" on all of my clothes????

Jennifer: Im not EVER going to my room again!!

Skippy: Oh great, the mailman brought me MORE love letters from that pest, Mallory......( Gets pen, writes "return to sender" on envelopes )

Steve AND Elyse: Godddddddd, I hated the 60s!!!!

Alex: Yes, I love rock and roll. My favourite band is Huey Lewis and The News. I especially enjoy The Power of Love.

Elyse: I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.

( Elyse on stage, guitar in hand ) "Hi there, my name is Elyse Keaton, and Im here to sing the songs that meant so much to me in my life......ill start with, "Hit me baby, one more time"!"
Alex: Bankers are leaches on society, I'm dedicating my life to destroying them all!
Steven: PBS sucks!!!!
Mallory: Why doesnt Skippy call? Ive been waiting by the phone all day!
Skippy: OMG, I have such a crush...I cant forget the one i love.....im obssessed............................Oh Nick, why dont you love me, as I love you???????
Jennifer: Im not a little girl......waiter,(get) my FERRARI!!!!!!!

Elyse: OK, kids, here's my stack of Peter, Paul & Mary albums, some Pete Seger and some Byrds. Feel free to destroy them. I can't believe I liked them. I will never sing those songs again!!

Mallory: I'm so tired of Nick. He is the dumbest, ugliest, most annoying person ever.

Mallory: I'm so tired of Nick. He is the dumbest, ugliest, most annoying person ever.
True, Mallory probably never said that, but, I'm sure that at least half the fans of the show ( incl me ) DID! :lol:

True, Mallory probably never said that, but, I'm sure that at least half the fans of the show ( incl me ) DID! :lol:

:nod: I wish she had said that. Better yet she should have dumped him.

Andy: (after final episode) I'm so glad Alex is gone! I never liked him, anyway!

Alex: I think we should have tofu for dinner tonight!

Alex: Hey Skippy, your sister is HOTTTTTT!!
Skippy, to Alex: Your sister looks like a chihuahua on crack!
Ni-ick: I want to thank my esteemed collegues on the occasion of my being awarded this Nobel Prize, for physics!
Steven ( To Mallory ): You dumped Nick to go back to that "college bum" Jeff??? What the hell is wrong with you????????

Jennifer: Michael J. Fox is soooo cute!!
Alex: That's funny! I have a crush on Tina Yothers.

Mallory: I went on a date with Jason Bateman. Kissing him is like kissing my brother.

Mallory: I went on a date with Jason Bateman. Kissing him is like kissing my brother.:lol:

Alex: " Why oh WHYYYYYYY, did Jimmy Carter have to lose that election to Ronald Regan? We're all DOOMED!"

Elyse: "Steven, shave off that beard, you look SO much better without it!"

Skippy: "Alex, why doesnt your sister Mallory love me?"
Alex: "Well Skip, the truth is, she used to, but, I've been sabotaging your relationship for YEARS!"
Skippy: "But Alex, WHY would you do THAT?"
Alex: "Say Skip, do you think that I look HOT in this negligee?"

Jennifer: "Until YOU came along, I was the baby, i got all the attention around here.....I wasnt being constantly sent up to my room....NOW YOU MUST DIE; cause I'm bigger than you...........Alex!!!"

Mallory: Alex, why do you hate Nick so much? He's not that bad.
Alex: I don't hate Nick. The reason I don't want you two together is because I'm in love with Nick.
Nick: Alex, I never knew you felt that way about me. I love you too.

^^^:lol:^^^ Now THAT i wouldnt WANT to hear! ;)

Ellen: That's it, Alex! I'm leaving you for Michael J Fox!

Alex: Why?

Ellen: Because he's cuter than you!

Alex: But we look exactly the same!

Ellen: He has more money than you!

Alex: Money is overrated, Ellen!

^^Cute :p

Steven: "Elyse, i want a divorce!"
Elyse: "Fine, I'm sick of this marriage, but , YOU have to take the kids!"

Mallory: "Nick, Jeff called me from the University, he dumped his fiancee and wants me back.......and i said yes!"
Nick: "Fine with me, I've been seein' Jennifer behind your back anyway!"

Important Statesman: "And , I am proud to present to you, "Skippy" Handleman, the 2008 Nobel Prize for science!"
Mallory: "I've never been more proud of my husband Skippy, than I am today!"
Alex: "Who ever thought i'd see Skippy win the Nobel prize........and here I am working as a garbage man!"

Alex: I think I'll change my name to Marty McFly, give up economics, and take up playing the guitar.

Alex: I'm registering as a democrat and voting for Walter Mondale.

Alex: Hey, Lauren, do you want to go to a Van Halen concert with me this weekend?

Lauren: You're wanting to take me to a rock concert?

Alex: Sure! In fact, I'm thinking of starting my own rock band. I have to decide whether I should call my band Halax or The Pinheads.

Mallory: I would rather study. The mall is so boring.

Alex: What's the big deal? So I got an F on my last test.

Andy: Alex is not king!

Jennifer: Those environmentalists are so annoying, there's nothing wrong with our planet.

Steven: Nixon is my hero.

Elyse: Don't even think about cooking those vegetables. I hate vegetables.

Skippy: I can't stand Alex.

Lauren: Alex, your views on women are very accurate.

Ellen: I hate dancing.

Nick: I love school. I can't wait to go to college and major in English.

hehehe

Alex: "What's that, Mom & Dad? You're off to protest against "big oil and the industrial complex"?.......sounds fun, can I come?"

Ellen: "Who wants to go to an art museum? Art sucks!.....come on Alex, take me to one of your banking symposiums!!!"

Everyone but Alex: "Oh Alex, you're so TALL!"

Elyse: "It's amazing Steven, how you've kept to your 60s ideals all this time, now, GROW UP, it's the 80s, for freak sakes!"

Steven: "Sure Joan, I'd LOVE to have an affair with you, GOD, I HATE my family! Oh, and Joan, when we're doing it......call me Thor!"

Steven: "Sure Joan, I'd LOVE to have an affair with you, GOD, I HATE my family! Oh, and Joan, when we're doing it......call me Thor!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alex: Life is all about sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll!!!

Tricia: Hey, Ellen, do you want to watch Back to the Future with me?

Ellen: No, thank you! I don't like Michael J Fox, and that's why I don't want to have anything to do with Alex P Keaton.

Alex: Ellen is now dating Nick.

Mallory: We should date each other to make them jealous.

Nick: "I'm so tired of this "art" stuff, I'm selling my motorcycle, gettin' a haircut, going to business school and gettin' an SUV!"

Steven: "Elyse, I joined the Republican party today!"

Alex: "Today, I read Marx' Das Capital.....and i have realised the truth!!! Death to the rich!!!! Onward Commerades, we must overthrow the Capitalist system!!!!"

Alex: Reagan annoys the crap out of me.

Steven: Nixon was the best president we ever had.

Elyse: I am taking you all out to McDonald's tonight.

Steven: "Darn i hate this outdated kitchen!!"

Elyse: "You know, in all these years, I think we've used the dining room maybe 5 times?"

Mallory: "The mall? No way, I want to go to the Library with Skippy!"

Alex: "Andy, what are you DOING....turning on WALL STREET WEEK, when there's a wrestling match on channel 7?"

Nick: "Whoa babe, i got my degree in nuclear physics today!"

Jennifer: "Has anyone ELSE noticed that there's no freakin' bathroom in this house?"

(The rest of the Keatons are watching TV in the living room, as Steven walks in.)

Steven: (smiling) Hey, guys, do you want to go camping this weekend?

Alex: Why don’t we just sleep in the garage, eat bugs, and not take showers?

Steven: (frustrated, hands on hips) That is completely different from camping, for reasons which will come to me.

Mallory: Because we might not get lost?

Where did you get that joke? From Flaming Trails' jokes?

Yeah, but it was originally a Dilbert joke. I searched Google on that. :)

Elyse: It's no big deal. So my mother is getting a divorce and dating guys.

Andy: Nixon was guilty.

Jennifer: Alex is smarter than me.

Mallory: Colors don't have to be cordinated.

Steven: I quit working at WKS. Non -profit organizations are lame.

Alex: Does this tie match my suit?

Alex: Nixon's a crook.
Steven: You're stupid. He's an innocent man.

Mallory: Shopping? Bah! Not my idea of fun!

Alex: You look just like me.
Marty: NO, you look just like me.
Doc: You look like each other. Perfect Olives.

*Alex and Ellen kiss*
Alex: Wow! You kiss just like my dad!!

Alex: "Geez, i should never have dumped Lauren, she's the loveof my life!"

Mallory: " Alright; I made Valedictorian, at Yale!!!"

Elyse: "Dammit Steven, I only married you for your money, so stop asking me for moral support!!!"

Jennifer: "I'm going up to my room!!!............Phil Peters is waiting up there for me! "

Mallory: You remember my husband Skippy and our twins Emily and Jake.
Lauren: I always knew the two of you were meant to be together.

Alex: What we need is a female president.

Alex: *watching The Facts Of Lie* I love Jo. I feel as if there's a connection between us.

Alex and Skippy: What's up, Columbus, what's up? What's up, Columbus, what's up? Columbus, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!

The Keaton family: Steven/Dad, you plan the BEST surprise parties!!

:rofl:

Nick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times". Or pretty much anything that comes from a book. :lol:

Mallory: This book is great. I wish it was longer. Nothing is better than sitting down and reading a good book.

Keaton Family: Orange juice is disgusting!

Steven: I am now proud to be a republican. All these years being a liberal, what was I thinking?

You guys are all hilarious (and creative)!! Keep these coming!!! :rofl:

Steven: I like having a kangaroo in my living room.

Steven: I like having a kangaroo in my living room.

:lol: :rofl: :brent :clap I think that's the best one yet, Jenny!!!! That's also my fave FT episode of all time.