I was just wondering what everyone else's favorite quotes from the show are.

I like Blair's "I had another one of my brilliant ideas" and then Jo's comeback afterwards.

Jo: "there is some wing ding this Saturday night.

Natalie: Could that be your wing ding Blair?

Blair: I don't go to wing dings.

Jo: Whats this?

Blair: Diners Club

Jo: Blair this is a dive, dives don't take Diners Club.

Blair: Well, it's all I have!

One of my favorite lines is in Season 4 in one of my all-time favorite episodes which I can't wait to have on dvd.

Natalie: Do I have to go over this again? These are my brain wave conductors and when the window opens....

Here are some more:

In the "Chain Letter" episode...
(you kinda have to watch it to get the laughs)

Jo: Then you have to smile and be nice to people.

Natalie: I like to do those things. I'm a people person!

Mrs. Garrett walks in: Girrrrls, I need your heeeelp!

In "The Sound Of Silence"...

Tootie: I don't wanna be handicapped. Oh Geri, I'm sorry but I just don't.
Geri: Hey, that's okay. Who does? Do you think they showed me what they had and I chose cerebral palsey?

In "Runaway"...

Man outside the theatre: I'll take two for tonight.
Natalie: Which two? Jo hits her. Just curious.

In "Green-eyed Monster"...

Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees!

There are soooo many. :D

Jo what This

"Tootie. I like saying Tootie"
-Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians" :lol:

Blair: "I don't know why I say such stupid things".

Jo: "Practice"

***

Jo to Blair on graduation day, "No more---". Very emotional scene and I remember they played it over and over again in the previews for the episode.

Tootie's black bf doesn't know how to dance. Jo: "Another myth blown".
***

Mrs Garrett: You've got your friends waiting for you. What more could you want?"

Jo: Wings.

**

Tootie: My mama didn't raise no fool.

***

Eddie: I'm sorry.
Jo: (crying) So am I. (God, I loved that episode).

***

Jo: We don't care about the ice cream flavor. Vanilla or chocolate.

***

Jo: Keep walking, nerd.

***

Jo: You're born, you move on, you die, that's life. (I wonder which of the four actresses God will call first? My instinct says NM, but I could be wrong).


***

Jo: Everybody has an angle.


***
Natalie: Make that a double....

***

Tootie: This is gonna get gooooood..." (pause). Did I lie?"

***

Tootie: It's always been a rough time for my people (Man, they wouldn't get away with that line nowadays).

***

Jo: You are what you are and that's good enough for me".

Let'sface it. Without the friendship of Jo and Blair, this series wouldn't be nearly as good. NM and LW had wonderful chemistry. All their lines were funny, but poignant. It was just a really good mesh. A lot of people credit NM. But it's just as much L.W. (And I'm not just saying that because I adore LW). It was just the perfect match. The one wouldn't be nearly as good without the other.

Let'sface it. Without the friendship of Jo and Blair, this series wouldn't be nearly as good. NM and LW had wonderful chemistry. All their lines were funny, but poignant. It was just a really good mesh. A lot of people credit NM. But it's just as much L.W. (And I'm not just saying that because I adore LW). It was just the perfect match. The one wouldn't be nearly as good without the other.


Jo and Blair are like two sides of the same coin. You can't have one without the other. As much as I love the first season, I think that first season Blair was only half the character that she would later become. It is like Jo completed her.

Jo: hey Farrah?

Blair: I need puff

Jo: puff?

Blair: it's a Blair Warner trade mark. It's what separates my hair from your hair.

Jo: That and a bottle of born blonde!

Blair - "Turn Blue"

These are my favs:

Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors.
Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes.

Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around)
Blair: Why is everyone looking at me?

Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?"

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.

Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

Tootie: Ta Ta Tootie goodbye, Ta Ta Tootie don't cry
Mr. Parker: Tootie dittos don't count
Tootie: Dittos don't slice it huh

Tootie: Wanna sing?

Jo: SING??!!

Tootie: Yea, that's what I do when I'm nervous (scared?). What do you do?

Jo: Slap people.

***

Tootie: We talk about "what it is".

Blair: Huh?

Tootie: You know. "What it is..."

Natalie: What IS it?

***
Blair: You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you?

Jo: You got it, Farrah.

***
Jo: I guess when you come from the wrong side of the tracks, guys think you're easy.

Blair: They think that if you come from the right side too. Heck I OWN the tracks and some of them think it about me."

***

Blair: Let's face it. She won over ME. She had everything to live for.

***

Mrs Garrett: There once was a great whale, who had a big tail"

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Jo: I'm sorry.

Blair: Of course you are.

Jo: No I mean it. It was an accident.

Blair: I know. May I?

Blair: Oh I'm sorry. It was an accident.

***

Blair: He said I reminded him of his pony.

Jo: Which end?

***

Jo: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TO ME FACE?!!!

Blair (perfectly calm): No.

***

Jo: I was thinking of doing something different with my hair?

Blair: You mean like washing it?

***

Gosh, there are so many! FOL Was a very quoutable show! Here goes
Natalie's Mom "Natalie, we dont want you to sacrifice having fun"
Natalie "I hate fun! Tootie, tell her How much I hate fun!"

Also After Blair botched a chemistry experiment
Jo "oh, whats that smell? Why, Blair, its you!"

Blair: Listen. When it comes to men, the only thing you can take from me is lessons.

Jo: Just don't start with me. I said I'm not going. I'm trying to be nice.

Mrs Garrett (getting in between them): She is Blair, she really is.

****

Jo (to Blair): I've met bag ladies that share more than you do.

***

And introducing the new president of Warner Textiles, Jo Polniazeck

***
Blair (excidely to Jo): IT'S 1984, ISN'T IT!!???

jO: Very good. Now you wanna guess what planet we're on?

Tootie: My parents are gonna disown me, 'that little black kid? No, she ain't ours.'

Nat: Expelled! My mother's a dead person; she'll never live through the first bypass.

Roy: Is some obnoxious creep giving you a hard time? tell him to get lost.
Jo: Get lost!

Nat: It's too late Mrs. Garrett. I already printed the story.
G: Natalie...
Nat: the issue came out this morning.
G: ... oh.. Then why did you bother asking me?!
Nat: Habit.

Jo: The library is like a church... it's supposed to be peaceful and QUIET!!

Blair dreams about the future...

Tootie: I have an engagement at the White House.

Blair: You perform for the president???!!!

Tootie: Oh yes. SHE loves my work.

****

same episode...

Blair: YOU became president of Warner Industries???!!!

Jo: Yea. No big deal.

****

Jo: Eat your heart out. And don't forget to put ketchup on it.

***

Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair.

Blair: You mean like washing it?

Jo: No. I wanted to go with the same brainless look that you have.

****
Jo: I hit you.

Blair: Nooooo!!!

Jo: But I just talked to God and now I know. HE wanted me to do it.

Sad one....

Jo: I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is living and not having it mean anything.

****

Blair: I'm very, very happy.....No really, I'm very, very happy. (sad one)

Jo: That's my bike!
G: How do you know?
Jo: A mother knows.

Blair is hysterical.

Tootie: What do you think we should do with her?

Natalie: Do it like they do in the movies. Slap her across the face.

****

Jo (to Eddie); How could I not love you? You wine me, you dine me, you bought me a wrench.

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Blair to Jo: I never thought I'd be saying this, but you and Eddie have my blessing.

Jo (smiling and acting excited): BLAIR!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME!!??!!........Nothing.

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Mr Bradley: Tootie, take off your skates.

Tootie: No way. If I'm going down, I'm rolling through those pearly gates.

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Blair (singing): Born free, as free as the la la, la la la la la la...

Mrs. Garrett: Blair! What are you so happy?

Blair (singing): I'mmmmmmmmm getting a DIVORCE!

Hello everyone! I just joined the SO boards today and I'm so glad to fine a board for my favorite show of all time!! I have enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope to post a few you'll like, too. :)

Here's a few fave quotes (I tried to remember them verbatim, but I'll go back and check):

Jo (to bartender): Two brews.

Blair: One brew. I'll have a beer.

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Jo: Tonight you're gonna get your first lesson in hotwiring.

Blair: Hot wiring? Don't be silly. The van already has a heater.

*********

Jo: You can't go as Jane Fonda!

Blair: Why not?

Jo: Because I'm going as Peter Fonda!

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In your ear. That means, "in your ear".

Love it!! More to come.

I had a blast reading these quotes, you all! Keep it up! Oh I have a few of my own to add that aren't in my sig.

Mrs. Garrett: Zephyrs! (does her sing song laugh)
Tootie: What?
Mrs. Garrett: Z-E-P-H-Y-R-S...let's see now, that's triple word score and I get points for using all my letters!
Tootie: Beginner's Luck.
Mrs. Garrett: Luck, my eye! That's skill!!!
:lol:

Jo: Do you know what this means? I never have to hear you breath again!
Blair: And I never have to see your ugly face again!
*they both scream and hug*

Blair: *Sigh*
Jo: I hate it when you do that.
Blair: Do what?
Jo: Sigh!
Blair: I don't sigh.
Jo: If that wasn't a sigh, you gotta slow leak!
Tootie: Cool it, you too!
Blair: *sighs again*
Jo: Ya did it again!
Blair: It's called breathing.
Jo: You do it just to annoy me!
Blair: No, I do it to keep from dying.
Jo: Now there's an idea!
:lol:

I just thought that scene from "The New Girl" episode was classic, when Blair was looking for a picture of herself in her wallet for the fake I.D., and she had tons. She goes on a rant about the pictures and "sizzling pink lip quencher". Then Jo gets frustrated and cuts Blair off " WHO CARES!!!!!" "Is it a deal or isn't it?":D

Blair: Natalie, have you been writing to prisoners again?
Natalie: I don't have to do that anymore.

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Tootie: Alright, Natalie, I'll give up the part...if what you want is charity.
*audience ooo's*
Natalie: Charity's fine.

****

Mrs. Garrett: Tootie, I...*sniffs*...I smell liquor!
Tootie: *sniffs* So do I!

Sad one....

Jo: I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is living and not having it mean anything.


what episode is that from?

what episode is that from?
I want to know too! Sounds like a good one.

"BLAAAIRRRRRRR! What about what he IHHHHHHZZZZ? He's retARRRRRRRRRRDIHHHHHHHD!"

Special thanks to whoever wrote about that one in the Jump the Shark page. I just thought I'd write it the way I remember it.

Nancy (to Blair): You sneaky, slimy MAN-STEALER!

Blair: How dare you call me slimy!

Another:

Jo (to Neil): Think of me as one of the guys. Natalie's brother.

Blair: (singing) hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back!
Jo: Blair, if you love that song, why are you doing that to it?
Blair: (has look of dismay and confusion on her face) Doing what?
Jo: Singin' it like Julie Andrews!

LOL:lol: i totally love that quote from the episode Doo-Wah. classic!

DO YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT SCENE ON MY VIDEO THREAD? THAT WHOLE SCENE IS SOOO FUNNY, AND AMONGST MY FAV'S. "PUT SOME STREET INTO IT BLAIR-CLEAN STREET"-NAT

QUOTE=IheartBlair]Blair: (singing) hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back!
Jo: Blair, if you love that song, why are you doing that to it?
Blair: (has look of dismay and confusion on her face) Doing what?
Jo: Singin' it like Julie Andrews!

LOL:lol: i totally love that quote from the episode Doo-Wah. classic![/QUOTE]

This isn't really one of my favorite quotes, but I think it is funny. I also don't remember exactly what is said and I don't feel like turning on my DVD since it is after 3 in the morning and the only reason I am on my computer now is because I absolutely cannot sleep. But anyway...

In "The Affair" when Natalie is talking to her dad, her dad says something to the affect of his affair being due to a mid-life crisis. Natalie comes back with something close to, "Ah Dad, that is like kids doing drugs and blaming it on peer group pressure. It's bologna and we both know it!"

Every single time I see that episode, Natalie's comment makes me laugh. I think it is so funny. I can just picture the writers writing this scene and coming up with the idea to tie in another lesson - jumping at the chance to kill two birds with one stone and throw in another moral. It's fantastic.

what episode is that from?

It's from "Teacher's Pet". Jo comes home at 3:00AM.

Mrs Garret: Run away from it all you want. Gail is still going to die.

Tootie: She must be so scared.

Jo: (crying) I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is living and not having it mean anything


***...same episode**


Jo: What's the point if it can be taken away from you at any time? What's the difference? (Jo is seriously crying at this point).

Mrs. Garrett: YOU make a difference, Jo. You DO.

It's from "Teacher's Pet". Jo comes home at 3:00AM.

Mrs Garret: Run away from it all you want. Gail is still going to die.

Tootie: She must be so scared.

Jo: (crying) I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is living and not having it mean anything


***...same episode**


Jo: What's the point if it can be taken away from you at any time? What's the difference? (Jo is seriously crying at this point).

Mrs. Garrett: YOU make a difference, Jo. You DO.

Ok, I know I've seen that episode, but it was so long ago that I don't remember any of it. And your description is making me want to see it super super bad. I need season 4 on DVD NOWWW!!

It's from "Teacher's Pet". Jo comes home at 3:00AM.

Mrs Garret: Run away from it all you want. Gail is still going to die.

Tootie: She must be so scared.

Jo: (crying) I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is living and not having it mean anything


***...same episode**


Jo: What's the point if it can be taken away from you at any time? What's the difference? (Jo is seriously crying at this point).

Mrs. Garrett: YOU make a difference, Jo. You DO.


I love this episode. It is my all time favorite. Nancy is really good in this one.

I think I may have seen that before. I'd really love to see it again.

Oh man...There are so many to choose from...I'll try to narrow it down to a few...

Jo: I don't even know what to wear!
Tootie: Well, why don't you ask Blair for advice?
*Jo stops in her tracks and gives Tootie a 'look'*
Natalie: *Backs up a bit* HA! That was just a suggestion Jo!
(For some reason this one cracks me up EVERY time...Lol)


Tootie: Soon getting a face lift is gonna be like going to McDonalds. You drive up and say 'I deserve a lift today'.
(I think it's so ironic that this is how it actually turned out...Lol)


Mrs.G: Now what you need is a good old cry.
Blair: I don't think I can cry.
Jo: Oh it's easy. Just think about how much of a looser you are, and let it rip!


Blair: I have to warn you, I'm a fencing artist!
*Starts throwing paint at each other*
Jo: Oh, OW! Wait wait wait...Ow!
Blair: What is it?
Jo: Oh I don't know...My eye...
*When Blair gets close, Jo wipes paint on Blair's face*
Jo: I'm a con artist!


Natalie: I'm saving all of my money for an Everything Job!


Blair: And remember, dead people can't shop!


Jo: When I get married, I'm never doing dishes.
Blair: You won't have to...You and your husband will just eat the chicken out of the bucket anyway.
Jo: How would you like a finger lickin' good trip to the moon?
Blair: Can you go through a whole conversation without sounding like Sylvester Stallone?
Jo: Better Sylvester Stallone then Ms. Piggy.
Natalie: You guys argue so well! Have you ever thought about becoming Middle East Countries.


I got more on the way...I love these kinds of subjects!

Well, since no one is putting any up, I thought I'd put some more!

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.


Tootie: Is it just me or is it unusually quiet.
Beverly Ann: Sundays are supposed to be quiet.
Jo: I like to think it's because Blair's out of town.
Tootie: Jo, Blair doesn't talk that much.
Jo: No, just that her hair is so loud.


Tootie: Oh look here's Blair and the pig.
Jo: Which one's the pig?


Blair: I'm gonna need a dummy ... Jo!
(I totally forgot which one this was from...But this one line just stuck in my head...O_o)


Tootie: Natalie, I've been looking for you everywhere, did you darn my socks?
Natalie: Tootie, this is the 20th century, nobody darns socks.
(This is another one that was just floating around in my head and I don't remember what episode it's from)


Tootie: Blair, this may come as a shock to you but I am not too fond of slavery. (This one always cracks me up!)


Jo: You're so spoiled the date on your milk carton would read B.C.
(I use this one all the time)

Blair: There is a lesson to be learned about this...
Mrs. G: Oh yea?
Blair: Yes! Mrs Garret, I feel like that burnt roast!
Jo: Tough and shrivled?


Nat: Stories like that are the reason no one reads the Eastlander anymore!
Jo: My biology class never misses an issue! They’re great for the hamster cages!


Blair: VD??
Mrs. G: BLAIR…
Blair: Valentine’s Day!!
Mrs. G: mmmmmhhhmmmm


Natalie: Don't say fail.
Tootie: Natalie, you have got nothing to worry about. You always do well.
Natalie: Well this time I have to do better. You know my Dad hasn't been feeling well. The doctor told him to get some rest, change his diet, and have his daughter make straight A's!


Natalie: How could you close shop on us, Mrs Garrett?
Mrs Garrett: Well I hate to do it. You remember what happened last year around this time. You broke into the kitchen and ate $80.00 worth of Baker's Chocolate.
Tootie: Well a person gets desperate around 3:00 am.


Natalie: Like who discovered nitrogen. For 300 points and the championship, Ramsey, Eastland!
Tootie: Uh, Einstein?
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Wrong. Polniaczek, The Bronx!
Jo: Madame Curie.
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Wrong again. Garrett, Wisconsin!
Mrs Garrett: Lets see, Nitrogen, Uh......Well......Uh...
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Too Much Time, Sorry.
Mrs Garrett: Who discovered Nitrogen then?
Natalie: I don't know. That's why I have to cram.


Natalie: If you don't put that thing away, I am going to sit on your neck!
Tootie: *stares at her for a bit* I hate that hat.
Natalie: *looks at her* This is my exam hat. I wear it twice a year, every year, you know that!
Tootie: *stares at her a bit more* I still hate it.
Natalie: Do I have to go over this again?? These are my brainwave conductors...(i forgot what else she says...Lol)


Jo: I used to think all I wanted to do was race cars, now I think I wanna teach kids.
Blair: Great, Gang Warfare for toddlers.


Blair: I think I have something to take our mind off food. *reads from a book* He got up quickly and went to her. "I am very glad you have come", She said. He squeezed her hand. Her face flushed hottly, at that moment, He kissed her.
*laughs*
Natalie: Great Blair, you go from food to sex, and I can't have either.
Tootie: *sits by Blair* Her face flushed hottly.
Natalie: Someone wanna hose Tootie down?


And the cutest quote I've ever heard...
Blair: If I had to name one person who was gonna make it in college, it would be you.
Jo: Well I don't know, its a big change.
Blair: And you can get used to anything.
Jo: Really?
Blair: You got used to me didn't you?
Jo: Well....*smiles*

And that's it for now...I tell you, I'm full of anything FOL...Lol.

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.

Blair: I'm gonna need a dummy ... Jo!
(I totally forgot which one this was from...But this one line just stuck in my head...O_o)

Tootie: Natalie, I've been looking for you everywhere, did you darn my socks?
Natalie: Tootie, this is the 20th century, nobody darns socks.
(This is another one that was just floating around in my head and I don't remember what episode it's from)


Tootie: Blair, this may come as a shock to you but I am not too fond of slavery. (This one always cracks me up!)

Natalie: Don't say fail.
Tootie: Natalie, you have got nothing to worry about. You always do well.
Natalie: Well this time I have to do better. You know my Dad hasn't been feeling well. The doctor told him to get some rest, change his diet, and have his daughter make straight A's!

Natalie: How could you close shop on us, Mrs Garrett?
Mrs Garrett: Well I hate to do it. You remember what happened last year around this time. You broke into the kitchen and ate $80.00 worth of Baker's Chocolate.
Tootie: Well a person gets desperate around 3:00 am.

Natalie: Like who discovered nitrogen. For 300 points and the championship, Ramsey, Eastland!
Tootie: Uh, Einstein?
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Wrong. Polniaczek, The Bronx!
Jo: Madame Curie.
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Wrong again. Garrett, Wisconsin!
Mrs Garrett: Lets see, Nitrogen, Uh......Well......Uh...
Natalie: *imitates buzzer* Too Much Time, Sorry.
Mrs Garrett: Who discovered Nitrogen then?
Natalie: I don't know. That's why I have to cram.


Natalie: If you don't put that thing away, I am going to sit on your neck!
Tootie: *stares at her for a bit* I hate that hat.
Natalie: *looks at her* This is my exam hat. I wear it twice a year, every year, you know that!
Tootie: *stares at her a bit more* I still hate it.
Natalie: Do I have to go over this again?? These are my brainwave conductors...(i forgot what else she says...Lol)

Blair: I think I have something to take our mind off food. *reads from a book* He got up quickly and went to her. "I am very glad you have come", She said. He squeezed her hand. Her face flushed hottly, at that moment, He kissed her.
*laughs*
Natalie: Great Blair, you go from food to sex, and I can't have either.
Tootie: *sits by Blair* Her face flushed hottly.
Natalie: Someone wanna hose Tootie down?

:lol: :) :D :cool:

Basically all the barbs between Blair and Jo are my favorites. :lol: