When watching the season one DVD's, I noticed that for about the first ten episodes, The Modernaires sing the theme song in the closing credits. Then that version is replaced with the more familiar instrumental version. I've always thought The Modernaires version sounds a little lame, perhaps the producers of the show felt the same and eventually decided to use the instrumental version in the closing credits.

When watching the season one DVD's, I noticed that for about the first ten episodes, The Modernaires sing the theme song in the closing credits. Then that version is replaced with the more familiar instrumental version. I've always thought The Modernaires version sounds a little lame, perhaps the producers of the show felt the same and eventually decided to use the instrumental version in the closing credits.

While I respect your opinion, I don't share it: I love the words! Also, the Modernaires' sound gives the show a "good old days" feeling that I think works pretty well.....:wave:

While I respect your opinion, I don't share it: I love the words! Also, the Modernaires' sound gives the show a "good old days" feeling that I think works pretty well.....:wave:

That's alright, everyone is entitled to their opinion. While the Modernaires version has that old fashioned feeling, it is TOO old fashioned. This was the early 60's, and the song sounds like something out of the 50's, even the 40's. The "Modernaires" certainly were not living up to their name. Maybe that was the problem, the producers eventually went with the instrumental theme because it was more in vogue for the time. Whatever the reason, it seems the producers didn't like something about the Modernaires version because they didn't use it very long. In my humble opinion, the Modernaires version ultimately pulls up lame and I prefer the instrumental theme during the opening and closing credits.

The Modernaires singing the Hazel song was one of the best things about the early Hazel series. I always looked forward to trying to sing along with the words, for a long time as a kid I couldn't understand some of them. But I'm also another one of fine taste and distinction who prefers the singing version of the Hazel song. I would have liked if they kept up the singing thruout the whole series. Would have been excellent to have the singing version at the beginning of the show too, just as other series often had a singing version of their own theme song. Yes, the final word is that the singing version was the best and never should have been replaced with the instrumental. :p

The Modernaires singing the Hazel song was one of the best things about the early Hazel series. I always looked forward to trying to sing along with the words, for a long time as a kid I couldn't understand some of them. But I'm also another one of fine taste and distinction who prefers the singing version of the Hazel song. I would have liked if they kept up the singing thruout the whole series. Would have been excellent to have the singing version at the beginning of the show too, just as other series often had a singing version of their own theme song. Yes, the final word is that the singing version was the best and never should have been replaced with the instrumental. :p


LOL that was a funny post. It's clear that your main intent with it was to agitate me, but you failed miserably.

The final word is the Modernaires version was poorly executed and quickly replaced. The only good thing about it is we got to find out what the words of the song are.

In addition Hazel Anyday, you are the thieving scoundrel who wanted to charge me 755 bucks for your crap copies of the Hazel episodes. That's right people, 755 bucks. What a thief. Go try and rip off someone else, clown. And what makes it even funnier is that I was told the price is normally $770, and I was getting a break with 15 bucks off. Well golly gee, thanks a lot!!! :crazy: :lol: :wave:

Oh you poor thing, you must have gotten the Jerk rates.

Meantime, I'm glad you agree that the wonderful singing Modernaires are the best thing about Hazel and that you also wish they were singing the opening theme as well as the closing theme. And now that the final word has been spoken, you really should try to get over your twisted obsessions.

Oh you poor thing, you must have gotten the Jerk rates.

Meantime, I'm glad you agree that the wonderful singing Modernaires are the best thing about Hazel and that you also wish they were singing the opening theme as well as the closing theme. And now that the final word has been spoken, you really should try to get over your twisted obsessions.

LOL you got that right, that's for sure. Only a jerk would charge excessively high rates like that. 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes. Unreal. :rofl:

And yes, the instrumental version of the Hazel theme is better than the sung version. When listening to the sung version, it's clear to understand why it lasted only a few episodes before they pulled it in favor of the superior instrumental version.

The singing version was still the best and all now agree that the singing version should have been played at the start and at the end of the show. And all also agree you are the jerk you've proven yourself to be over and over. Now poor lad get over it already. You're still crying and whining over a deal that NEVER happened a long long time ago. Is your mind so vacant that you can only obsess over ancient non-existant deals that never were? You're really a sad sack who never tires of playing the sad old record over and over. Once a jerk always a jerk and you're one of the kings of Jerkdom.:happyface

The singing version was still the best and all now agree that the singing version should have been played at the start and at the end of the show. And all also agree you are the jerk you've proven yourself to be over and over. Now poor lad get over it already. You're still crying and whining over a deal that NEVER happened a long long time ago. Is your mind so vacant that you can only obsess over ancient non-existant deals that never were? You're really a sad sack who never tires of playing the sad old record over and over. Once a jerk always a jerk and you're one of the kings of Jerkdom.:happyface

No, no, no, the instrumental version is the best. And I'm not the jerk here, take a good look in the mirror. Trying to charge me 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes. Yea, no wonder then why the deal never happened. And I'm not crying and whining about it, I'm long over it and just posting the facts. Hopefully others will be warned not to deal with you. You chose to post in this thread, with sarcasm clearly attempting to start a dispute over the Hazel theme, and I have responded accordingly.

Ah huh, sure, you're long over it. That's why you obsessively repeat your baloney time and time again NO MATTER what the SUBJECT at hand is, you're back once again to your Sad Sack Jerk Rates story that no one Number 1. believes, and 2. cares about. You're pathetic, you've obsessed over this one ancient history non-existant never happened deal and you apparently were traumatized by it. If you weren't you wouldn't keep bringing it up no matter what the subject is that's being discussed. Here we are talking about Hazel's theme and you harken once again back to your ancient history tale of woe over a never happened deal AGAIN. I implore you to get on with your life and stop obsessing over a never happened ancient deal. Ever hear of the concept of commerce, one offers a product at a price, the other has the option to either buy or not to buy, it is not meant to be a forever traumatizing life's event. GET OVER IT JERKFACE, you're sickening.

Ah huh, sure, you're long over it. That's why you obsessively repeat your baloney time and time again NO MATTER what the SUBJECT at hand is, you're back once again to your Sad Sack Jerk Rates story that no one Number 1. believes, and 2. cares about. You're pathetic, you've obsessed over this one ancient history non-existant never happened deal and you apparently were traumatized by it. If you weren't you wouldn't keep bringing it up no matter what the subject is that's being discussed. Here we are talking about Hazel's theme and you harken once again back to your ancient history tale of woe over a never happened deal AGAIN. I implore you to get on with your life and stop obsessing over a never happened ancient deal. Ever hear of the concept of commerce, one offers a product at a price, the other has the option to either buy or not to buy, it is not meant to be a forever traumatizing life's event. GET OVER IT JERKFACE, you're sickening.

Ever hear of the concept of ripping someone off??? You should know full well, asking 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes. As long as you keep responding to me, I'll be more than happy to keep reminding you of it. And I said I was over it, do you not read what I say in the posts??? I began this thread to make a comment on the Hazel theme, and you attempted to make it a dispute with your sarcastic response. I will refrain from stooping to your childish level, and not resort to name calling. Each time you post in this thread, you do a good job to show everyone here just what type of individual you are. It's nothing to be proud of, that's for damn sure.

Seems you're really as thick headed as you keep proving yourself over and over to be. Once again you prove how obsessed you are over a NEVER happened deal from long long ago. You were never ripped off, to be ripped off one must spend at least a penny on a product to be ripped off of. You spent nothing, I got nothing, no muss no fuss. But YOU apparently still have NOT GOTTEN OVER IT because to this day you continuously harp on a non-existant deal that never happened. How much of a ****** do you want to prove yourself to be next? Look Simple Simon, here's how it works. Someone has something for sale. Someone else then can either buy it or not buy it. No one is "ripped off", are you too thick to understand this basic concept? Last week I was in Nordstroms, they had a tie for sale for $150. Now I have a choice to either pay $150 for a tie from them or not to buy from them. Simple isn't it? No need for a life altering trauma to take place. You choose to buy or not to buy and YOU MOVE ON. You don't for years afterward repeat and repeat of your once seeing a tie for sale for $150 and that Nordstrom "ripped you off" because they charged $150 for a tie that you didn't buy. Ridiculous. I chose not to buy the tie and believe it or not I have not stopped everyone I meet to tell them I was "ripped off" because Nordstrom charged $150 for a tie (that I never even chose to buy). Lesson one repeated, if you CHOOSE not to buy something that's your choice. If a product costs a certain amount it's the retailer's business what they charge. If no one buys it they will charge less. If there's a high demand the charge will be more. Basic economics here. No need for your traumatized reaction claiming you were ripped off when in reality you never even lost a single penny. Now if you want to repeat your false claims I will tell you off every single time you repeat your twisted obsession. You will not get away with your lies, not here not anywhere. You only prove yourself to be the completely falsely obsessed maniac every time you speak. And EVERYONE can see your strange false obsession every time you repeat your same old sad sack tale. Now try to open your mind and learn from the lessons I have taught you here. I know it will not make a bit of difference, because you only waste your breath and energy when talking to the simple, but there's always hope you will learn from your betters and get over your twisted obsession. Now I hope I won't be forced to tell you off again.

Seems you're really as thick headed as you keep proving yourself over and over to be. Once again you prove how obsessed you are over a NEVER happened deal from long long ago. You were never ripped off, to be ripped off one must spend at least a penny on a product to be ripped off of. You spent nothing, I got nothing, no muss no fuss. But YOU apparently still have NOT GOTTEN OVER IT because to this day you continuously harp on a non-existant deal that never happened. How much of a ****** do you want to prove yourself to be next? Look Simple Simon, here's how it works. Someone has something for sale. Someone else then can either buy it or not buy it. No one is "ripped off", are you to thick to understand this basic concept? Last week I was in Nordstroms, they had a tie for sale for $150. Now I have a choice to either pay $150 for a tie from them or not to buy from them. Simple isn't it? No need for a life altering trauma to take place. You choose to buy or not to buy and YOU MOVE ON. You don't for years afterward repeat and repeat of your once seeing a tie for sale for $150 and that Nordstrom "ripped you off" because they charged $150 for a tie that you didn't buy. Ridiculous. I chose not to buy the tie and believe it or not I have not stopped everyone I meet to tell them I was "ripped off" because Nordstrom charged $150 for a tie (that I never even chose to buy). Lesson one repeated, if you CHOOSE not to buy something that's your choice. If a product costs a certain amount it's the retailer's business what they charge. If no one buys it they will charge less. If there's a high demand the charge will be more. Basic economics here. No need for your traumatized reaction claiming you were ripped off when in reality you never even lost a single penny. Now if you want to repeat your false claims I will tell you off every single time you repeat your twisted obsession. You will not get away with your lies, not here not anywhere. You only prove yourself to be the completely falsely obsessed maniac every time you speak. And EVERYONE can see your strange false obsession every time you repeat your same old sad sack tale. Now try to open your mind and learn from the lessons I have taught you here. I know it will not make a bit of difference, because you only waste your breath and energy when talking to the simple, but there's always hope you will learn from your betters and get over your twisted obsession. Now I hope I won't be forced to tell you off again.

LOL who is the one obsessed here with the long, rambling rant? Do you not understand what I am trying to explain here? You are the one who requested 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes, and I define that as an attempt to rip off. That price is way out of line, I tell no lies and do not make false claims. You know as well as I, that is the price you quoted me. I doubt that you will have many takers for the episodes as long as you quote that inflated price. This has nothing to do with Nordstrom, since when were we discussing Nordstrom??? :lol: Don't divert attention to something else and attempt to conceal the real issue here. Give it up, you will not win with me.

There is no one so just as the one who is right. I am right here and will continue to set the record straight every single time you lie about it. You have proven once again with your repeated obsession tale of woe just how obsessed you are over a simple offer to buy or not to buy. What to the mentally stable person would just be another offer that one passes up is to you a never ending twisted obsession that you can't seem to let go of. My analogy to Nordstrom's was not off the subject at all. If you had a capacity to think beyond your obsession you could understand it. My story clearly and plainly demonstrated the same exact concept that I found with Nordstrom that you found with me. A product was offered for a certain price (the tie in this case) I thought the price too high so I chose not to buy. I walked away, I MOVED ON. I did not choose to go into a kiniption fit over it that lasted for years on end never letting the subject drop and forever more tell everyone who passes by that I was "ripped off" by Nordstrom simply because they charged an amount I chose not to pay. Clearly this analogy can be understood even by a twisted obsessed mind such as yours. If you don't want to buy something, don't. No one's forcing you. As I said at the start of your forever repeated twisted tale of woe, MOVE ON, GET OVER IT, it's a business transaction THAT NEVER HAPPENED. CLEAR TO YOU YET? It never happened. I never bought the tie, you never bought the Hazel, I moved on, I am not obsessed over a tie that I didn't buy. You, years later, are still obsessed over a product you chose not to buy. You're nuts, my friend, nuts.:crazy:

There is no one so just as the one who is right. I am right here and will continue to set the record straight every single time you lie about it. You have proven once again with your repeated obsession tale of woe just how obsessed you are over a simple offer to buy or not to buy. What to the mentally stable person would just be another offer that one passes up is to you a never ending twisted obsession that you can't seem to let go of. My analogy to Nordstrom's was not off the subject at all. If you had a capacity to think beyond your obsession you could understand it. My story clearly and plainly demonstrated the same exact concept that I found with Nordstrom that you found with me. A product was offered for a certain price (the tie in this case) I thought the price too high so I chose not to buy. I walked away, I MOVED ON. I did not choose to go into a kiniption fit over it that lasted for years on end never letting the subject drop and forever more tell everyone who passes by that I was "ripped off" by Nordstrom simply because they charged an amount I chose not to pay. Clearly this analogy can be understood even by a twisted obsessed mind such as yours. If you don't want to buy something, don't. No one's forcing you. As I said at the start of your forever repeated twisted tale of woe, MOVE ON, GET OVER IT, it's a business transaction THAT NEVER HAPPENED. CLEAR TO YOU YET? It never happened. I never bought the tie, you never bought the Hazel, I moved on, I am not obsessed over a tie that I didn't buy. You, years later, are still obsessed over a product you chose not to buy. You're nuts, my friend, nuts.:crazy:

I never bought the Hazel because you tried to rip me off by requesting 755 bucks. Is that clear to you??? I tell no lies here, so don't make false accusations. Believe me, I am long over it. I bought Sony's release of season one, hopefully they will release the other seasons also. I merely made a statement about the excessive price you requested for the Hazel episodes. You are the one who's made it an obsession with the long, rambling rants.

Even after I go thru the trouble of explaining it to you, as I would to a 4 year old, you still don't get it. You're useless. Here's the concept for you one last time, listen carefully, try not to let your mad obsession get in the way. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY A PRODUCT, DON'T. Do not go thru the rest of your life falsely claiming you were "ripped off" merely because you found a price of an item to be something you weren't willing to pay. I didn't want to buy the tie from the store, I found it too expensive. I walked on by, I fogot it, I GOT OVER IT in about 1 second. I did not have a life trauma causing me to go thru the rest of my days yelling like a maniac that "I was ripped off because the store charges too much for a tie". Commerce of buying and selling happens every day, if you find a product too expensive, by all means, don't buy it. But do not spend the rest of your days obsessing over it and talking about it over and over to anyone who happens to pass by. Here we are talking about how the Hazel theme is the best when it's sung at the beginning of the show & at the end, we all agree on that point, and you like a nut, start screaming you were ripped off because you found a price of a product too steep for your budget. Now try for just one second to think rationally, IF YOU'RE NOT OBSESSED, WHAT DO YOUR LYING CLAIMS OF BEING RIPPED OFF HAVE TO DO WITH HAZEL'S THEME BEING AT IT'S BEST WHEN IT'S SUNG???? You clearly are obsessed, because one subject has absolutely nothing at all to do with the other. One subject has nothing to do with the other, ipso facto YOU ARE OBSESSED.
And now for the most important last little bit of advice, GET OVER IT ALREADY, IT'S BEEN YEARS!!! Whooh, now I know what it's like to talk to a concrete wall. It's been a while since I've run across anyone as thick as you.:crazy:

Even after I go thru the trouble of explaining it to you, as I would to a 4 year old, you still don't get it. You're useless. Here's the concept for you one last time, listen carefully, try not to let your mad obsession get in the way. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY A PRODUCT, DON'T. Do not go thru the rest of your life falsely claiming you were "ripped off" merely because you found a price of an item to be something you weren't willing to pay. I didn't want to buy the tie from the store, I found it too expensive. I walked on by, I fogot it, I GOT OVER IT in about 1 second. I did not have a life trauma causing me to go thru the rest of my days yelling like a maniac that "I was ripped off because the store charges too much for a tie". Commerce of buying and selling happens every day, if you find a product too expensive, by all means, don't buy it. But do not spend the rest of your days obsessing over it and talking about it over and over to anyone who happens to pass by. Here we are talking about how the Hazel theme is the best when it's sung at the beginning of the show & at the end, we all agree on that point, and you like a nut, start screaming you were ripped off because you found a price of a product too steep for your budget. Now try for just one second to think rationally, IF YOU'RE NOT OBSESSED, WHAT DO YOUR LYING CLAIMS OF BEING RIPPED OFF HAVE TO DO WITH HAZEL'S THEME BEING AT IT'S BEST WHEN IT'S SUNG???? You clearly are obsessed, because one subject has absolutely nothing at all to do with the other. One subject has nothing to do with the other, ipso facto YOU ARE OBSESSED.
And now for the most important last little bit of advice, GET OVER IT ALREADY, IT'S BEEN YEARS!!! Whooh, now I know what it's like to talk to a concrete wall. It's been a while since I've run across anyone as thick as you.:crazy:

LOL haven't you had enough yet? You are the obsessed one with these long rambling rants and the thick skull. You are continuing your sarcasm regarding the Hazel theme and not even paying attention to what I have said. It is not necessary to explain anything to me. Let me tell you something. If someone inquires with you and is interested in the Hazel episodes, and you request 755 bucks in return for the episodes, that person is likely to think you are trying to rip them off and will look elsewhere. At least that's what I did. Yes, it is ultimately the consumers choice if they want to buy an item, and most will shy away if they see an inflated price. The seller who REQUESTS an inflated price is the one causing the problem. It is the ATTEMPT to overcharge and rip a person off that is wrong. That is my point, it's really quite simple to understand. Other than yourself, I doubt that there is one person on this board who thinks that 755 bucks is a fair price for the Hazel episodes. A reasonable and acceptable price for all the episodes would be in the $150-$200 range.

Now to return this thread back to the intended subject, the instrumental version of the Hazel theme is superior to the sung version. The sung version was discontinued after only a few episodes because it was inferior, old-fashioned sounding and not performed as well as the instrumental version.

No, I haven't had enough at all, as long as there's a thick skull who keeps repeating his lies I will be there, Johnny on the Spot, to set the record straight. You see, dear obsessed lad, one can only be ripped off if one purchases an item. Then one can still only be "ripped off" if the item that one purshases is not what one expected it to be. For instance if I had bought the tie and it was green instead of red and it was ripped or torn and the store didn't give me back my money, then and only then would one not be a liar if one claimed the store ripped him off. But in your obsessed state you have ceased to think rationally or with even a modicum of common sense. But, never fear, I will always be here to set you on the right path & point out your many many repeated errors of judgement. I think there is hope for you yet, you now even admit, along with everyone else, that the singing theme of Hazel is the best and at it's best when at the beginning and at the end of the show. And I hope you have even seen the error of your ways when you repeatedly deny you are obsessed when you prove your obsessed ways each and every time you repeat your false claims of being ripped off. I have explained, in simple but tedious detail, just for you mind you, how and why you have proven yourself to be obsessed when I most brilliantly illustrated your latest example of obsession when you abruptly, and quite rudely, I might add, tooted into a conversation of how it's now been voted unanimous that the singing Hazel theme was the best of all and should have been heard at the start and the end of the show. Well, in the midst of all this jolly agreement you started raving how you were ripped off because you decided not to buy a product you considered overpriced. Well, upon hearing this foul outburst I naturally had to point out that you had just proven your twisted obsession by angrily blurting out a completely different subject matter while in the midst of a civilized discussion over how wonderful the singing version of Hazel's theme is. Well now, can there be any doubt left in whatever is left of your thinking capacity that you had just proven your strange obsession once again. To so rudely interrupt a very agreeable conversation about the singing version of Hazel being preferable over the instrumental version with so foul and rude a subject matter as your wild delusional thoughts of what you consider being ripped off. Now I ask you, do you blame me for correcting you on such a horrendous mistake on your part? Well, what is "everyone" to think when you say such horrid things? No doubt, it wouldn't be very nice thoughts about such a sweet innocent person who you falsely accuse of "ripping you off". Natually, being the sweet and kind and always seeking justice whereever I roam, I had to stick up for what's right and repeatedly correct you over and over no matter how many times you blurt your strange distorted version of what a rip off is. I even went so far as to calmly explain in the most simplest of terms the error of your ways by pointing out my little adventure of coming across a rather expensive tie in a store but then showing you by my example how not to behave by telling you that that little tie incident did not cause a life trauma for me, I simply moved on, walked on by, didn't buy the tie. But what I didn't do was to lie thru my teeth and claim I was ripped off by the store merely because they charge a certain amount for a tie that I chose not to purchase. Now, is the light of truth finally illuminating you?? Are you finally getting it? Well now, see, I knew sooner or later I'd hear an apology out of you for your atrocious behavior. But tut tut, don't worry I'll forgive you. After all I really can't expect much better from you. And now to illustrate to you my total benevolence and good will I would like to tell you that if I were able to sell you the complete Hazel set I would offer it to you at a special exclusive price just for you. $100,000, now that's really quite a bargain compared to what I've had to go thru to explain the basic elements of commerce to the simple minded over and over. So I would be expecting your $100,000 money order in the mail. I would be waiting by my mail box. Please don't disappoint me. Thank you so very kindly. Now you better return to those little men in the white suits and net. There you go, good boy.:happyface :crazy: :p

No, I haven't had enough at all, as long as there's a thick skull who keeps repeating his lies I will be there, Johnny on the Spot, to set the record straight. You see, dear obsessed lad, one can only be ripped off if one purchases an item. Then one can still only be "ripped off" if the item that one purshases is not what one expected it to be. For instance if I had bought the tie and it was green instead of red and it was ripped or torn and the store didn't give me back my money, then and only then would one not be a liar if one claimed the store ripped him off. But in your obsessed state you have ceased to think rationally or with even a modicum of common sense. But, never fear, I will always be here to set you on the right path & point out your many many repeated errors of judgement. I think there is hope for you yet, you now even admit, along with everyone else, that the singing theme of Hazel is the best and at it's best when at the beginning and at the end of the show. And I hope you have even seen the error of your ways when you repeatedly deny you are obsessed when you prove your obsessed ways each and every time you repeat your false claims of being ripped off. I have explained, in simple but tedious detail, just for you mind you, how and why you have proven yourself to be obsessed when I most brilliantly illustrated your latest example of obsession when you abruptly, and quite rudely, I might add, tooted into a conversation of how it's now been voted unanimous that the singing Hazel theme was the best of all and should have been heard at the start and the end of the show. Well, in the midst of all this jolly agreement you started raving how you were ripped off because you decided not to buy a product you considered overpriced. Well, upon hearing this foul outburst I naturally had to point out that you had just proven your twisted obsession by angrily blurting out a completely different subject matter while in the midst of a civilized discussion over how wonderful the singing version of Hazel's theme is. Well now, can there be any doubt left in whatever is left of your thinking capacity that you had just proven your strange obsession once again. To so rudely interrupt a very agreeable conversation about the singing version of Hazel being preferable over the instrumental version with so foul and rude a subject matter as your wild delusional thoughts of what you consider being ripped off. Now I ask you, do you blame me for correcting you on such a horrendous mistake on your part? Well, what is "everyone" to think when you say such horrid things? No doubt, it wouldn't be very nice thoughts about such a sweet innocent person who you falsely accuse of "ripping you off". Natually, being the sweet and kind and always seeking justice whereever I roam, I had to stick up for what's right and repeatedly correct you over and over no matter how many times you blurt your strange distorted version of what a rip off is. I even went so far as to calmly explain in the most simplest of terms the error of your ways by pointing out my little adventure of coming across a rather expensive tie in a store but then showing you by my example how not to behave by telling you that that little tie incident did not cause a life trauma for me, I simply moved on, walked on by, didn't buy the tie. But what I didn't do was to lie thru my teeth and claim I was ripped off by the store merely because they charge a certain amount for a tie that I chose not to purchase. Now, is the light of truth finally illuminating you?? Are you finally getting it? Well now, see, I knew sooner or later I'd hear an apology out of you for your atrocious behavior. But tut tut, don't worry I'll forgive you. After all I really can't expect much better from you. And now to illustrate to you my total benevolence and good will I would like to tell you that if I were able to sell you the complete Hazel set I would offer it to you at a special exclusive price just for you. $100,000, now that's really quite a bargain compared to what I've had to go thru to explain the basic elements of commerce to the simple minded over and over. So I would be expecting your $100,000 money order in the mail. I would be waiting by my mail box. Please don't disappoint me. Thank you so very kindly. Now you better return to those little men in the white suits and net. There you go, good boy.:happyface :crazy: :p

LOL what a nut case. Another rambling, sarcastic, meaningless rant not even worthy of a response. I have already explained the facts. The poor soul must be bored and have nothing better to do. Keep on posting, it's fun to see you make a total ass of yourself on the message board. :rofl:

Ahh, finally the light begins to shine. It's comforting to realize my treatises on economics and truthfulness have finally made an impact on even the simplest of creatures. Now with the facts fully explained to you you may live a happier and hopefully more fulfilling life. I'm glad you have finally grasped the situation and have repented all your lies & mistaken ideas. I accept your apology, no no, there's no need to grovel. Here now, off your knees. Glad to hear you finally admit you were wrong all along. Seems my efforts to explain in the most basic and tedious of terms to you the elements of commerce and what it means to be "ripped off" have finally enlightened you and you no longer are languoring under your strange false notions. Now prove to me you're totally cured by not repeating your obsession ever again. Mind you now, if I hear it repeated I will be forced to scold you again. But always in a gentle manner. Now let's all listen to the unanimous favorite which is agreed should have been heard at the beginning and end of every Hazel show, the singing version of Hazel and we all, everyone here, all of them, see them, they're all looking at you grovel, well let's now try to forget your foul obsessed outbursts. Sing with me, "Who's the gal who's everybody's pal, It's not Lee G, that's for sure." Oh wait, those aren't the words, but it works for EVERYONE here.

Ahh, finally the light begins to shine. It's comforting to realize my treatises on economics and truthfulness have finally made an impact on even the simplest of creatures. Now with the facts fully explained to you you may live a happier and hopefully more fulfilling life. I'm glad you have finally grasped the situation and have repented all your lies & mistaken ideas. I accept your apology, no no, there's no need to grovel. Here now, off your knees. Glad to hear you finally admit you were wrong all along. Seems my efforts to explain in the most basic and tedious of terms to you the elements of commerce and what it means to be "ripped off" have finally enlightened you and you no longer are languoring under your strange false notions. Now prove to me you're totally cured by not repeating your obsession ever again. Mind you now, if I hear it repeated I will be forced to scold you again. But always in a gentle manner. Now let's all listen to the unanimous favorite which is agreed should have been heard at the beginning and end of every Hazel show, the singing version of Hazel and we all, everyone here, all of them, see them, they're all looking at you grovel, well let's now try to forget your foul obsessed outbursts. Sing with me, "Who's the gal who's everybody's pal, It's not Lee G, that's for sure." Oh wait, those aren't the words, but it works for EVERYONE here.

LOL keep it up, you're giving me a good laugh and doing a superb job showing everyone here just what type of individual you are. Sarcasm is a negative character flaw in some people, it's one of the many poor character traits you obviously possess.

755 bucks for the Hazel episodes. You really should be ashamed of yourself trying to rip me off like that. Outrageous. Buyer beware. And the instrumental version of the Hazel theme is the best.

Alright, now. Let's have your next foul, obsessed, rambling rant since you clearly have nothing better to do. The posts are futile and have no effect on me whatsoever other than the exhaustion from laughing so hard and the satisfaction of seeing you continue to make an ass of yourself! :rofl:

Oh, I am disappointed. Here I thought you had finally learned from the many meticulous lessons I have instructed you on here. But, like the completley dense individual that I first judged you to be, (never think twice when making a judgement, I judged you to be a stubborn thick headed idiot from the start, & I, as usual, was right again) you seem to have reverted much as a small idot would to the womb of your own primitive ideas again. I guess new concepts of what's right and what's wrong and even simple concepts like definitions of your base term "ripped off" were just too much for the tiny little pea you call a brain. Well, I never give up on anyone, no matter how hopeless and useless they are. I will now have to ask you to repeat after me, hopefully in this manner you will internalize my lessons. First, let's start with a basic motto for you to follow. Repeat now: I am too stupid to understand even the most basic of ideas. OK, repeat that line again. Say it 10 more times. I'll wait....Very very good. Allright, now repeat your second lesson: I don't understand the first thing about buying and selling. Repeat that one twice. Go ahead... Very good. Now for the next important line for you to repeat and internalize: "I am a thick headed idiot who every one now knows suffers from an extreme mental disturbance commonly known as 'obsession'. I am obsessed with trying to learn from Great Ones like Hazel Anyday. I am obsessed with wrong headed (but what else could they be if Lee G has them?), ideas of what it is to be ripped off." Now I know that's a bit long, but give it the old college try, or in your case the old Insane Asylum try. Well, go ahead, don't be stubborn, remember you're learning here. Repeat everything here. Ah ha. I knew you could do it if you tried. Now for your final lesson, go back and re-read everything, and I don't mean some of my diatribes, I mean all of them, because you need to have constant repetition for it to sink into that thick skull. Now re-read every word I have spoken. Re-read them so much that you can recite them all backward and forward. Now that's your assignment for tonight. I fully realize the idiot I'm dealing with, but I'll hope against hope the light of day will finally dawn on you and you'll realize just how stupid and wrong you have been and always have been.:( And further how right I am and how right I will always be. :) Now remember I don't ever want to hear you ever utter those foolish words again, "ripped off", don't say it, ah ah, no, don't do it, I know it'll be difficult, but show you have an ounce of brain and try. Now you may begin going back to my first lesson re-read every wonderful gem I have spoken to you. Internalize it, repeat it, learn it, become it, you too will one day have a small chance of knowing greatness like me. :) Now, whatever you do, don't ever repeat your obsession again or I will scold scold scold. Yes, it will be an opportunity for you to learn from your Master's feet again if I scold you again, but I do tire of belittling you. After all, it's just too easy.:lol:

Oh, and we mustn't forget the unanimous decision made by everyone here, the Hazel theme that is preferred is the Modernaires wonderful singing version. That's what everyone has decided is the best, and further we have all decided we would like it to be heard at the beginning & the end of every single Hazel show. Now let's all sing, "Who's the gal who's everybody's pal, IT'S HAZEL". Very good, this time we didn't allow the ignoramus to horn in & ruin the the song.

Oh, I am disappointed. Here I thought you had finally learned from the many meticulous lessons I have instructed you on here. But, like the completley dense individual that I first judged you to be, (never think twice when making a judgement, I judged you to be a stubborn thick headed idiot from the start, I, as usual was right again) you seem to have reverted much as a small idot would to the womb of your own primitive ideas again. I guess new concepts of what's right and what's wrong and even simple concepts like definitions of your base term "ripped off" were just too much for the tiny little pea you call a brain. Well, I never give up on anyone, no matter how hopeless and useless they are. I will now have to ask you to repeat after me, hopefully in this manner you will internalize my lessons. First, let's start with a basic motto for you to follow. Repeat now: I am too stupid to understand even the most basic of ideas. OK, repeat that line again. Say it 10 more times. I'll wait....Very very good. Allright, now repeat your second lesson: I don't understand the first thing about buying and selling. Repeat that one twice. Go ahead... Very good. Now for the next important line for you to repeat and internalize: "I am a thick headed idiot who every one now knows suffers from an extreme mental disturbance commonly known as 'obsession'. I am obsessed with trying to learn from Great Ones like Hazel Anyday. I am obsessed with wrong headed (but what else could they be if Lee G has them?), ideas of what it is to be ripped off." Now I know that's a bit long, but give it the old college try, or in your case the Insane Asylum try. Well, go ahead, don't be stubborn, remember you're learning here. Repeat everything here. Ah ha. I knew you could do it if you tried. Now for your final lesson, go back and re-read everything, and I don't mean some of my diatribes, I mean all of them, because you need to have constant repetition for it to sink into that thick skull. Now re-read every word I have spoken. Re-read them so much that you can recite them all backward and forward. Now that's you assignment for tonight. I fully realize the idiot I'm dealing with, but I'll hope against hope the light of day will finally dawn on you and you'll realize just how stupid and wrong you have been and always have been.:( And further how right I am and how right I will always be. :) Now remember I don't ever want to hear you ever utter those foolish words again, "ripped off", don't say it, I know it'll be difficult, but show you have a ounce of brain and try. Now you may begin going back to my first lesson re-read every wonderful gem I have spoken to you. Internalize it, repeat it, learn it, become it, you too will one day have a small chance of knowing greatness like me. :) Now, whatever you do, don't ever repeat your obsession again or I will scold scold scold. Yes, it will be an opportunity for you to learn from the master's feet again if I scold you again, but I do tire of belittling you. After all, it's just too easy.:lol:

LOL yea there he goes again. What a sarcastic loon. Either you don't pay attention to what I post or you are too ignorant to understand it. I didn't say that you ripped me off, I said that you ATTEMPTED/TRIED to rip me off and in my view that is just as bad. 755 bucks. Read the posts. If you had requested a fair and reasonable amount, we likely would have had a deal and not be discussing the matter here today. SAVVY??? I'm glad Sony released the first season and hopefully the other seasons will be released also.

Alrighty, then. Let's have your next ridiculous rant. Have you developed carpal tunnel yet? :rofl:

Oh, and we mustn't forget the unanimous decision made by everyone here, the Hazel theme that is preferred is the Modernaires wonderful singing version. That's what everyone has decided is the best, and further we have all decided we would like it to be heard at the beginning & the end of every single Hazel show. Now let's all sing, "Who's the gal who's everybody's pal, IT'S HAZEL". Very good, this time we didn't allow the ignoramus to horn in & ruin the the song.

LOL you've made it quite clear that you are the ignorant one. Sarcastic and ignorant. A poor combination. There is nothing wrong with the words to the song, it's the way it was performed that sucks. It sounds flat, too old fashioned for the early 60's. The instrumental version is superior.

No, sorry to have to tell you again, but WRONG. Hazel theme is best when it's sung by the Modernaires or myself. And WRONG I did not try to rip you off, please re-read my many many meticulous explanations of what constitutes a rip off. And once again, I might add you have just demonstrated your obsession again by repeating your lies and wrong headed notions even though I have already taught you to know better. Now I must admonish you again to GET OVER IT. You were never ripped off, I have never "ripped off" anyone in my life. You are a fool and a liar. You really must learn to pay attention, now go and re-read every one of my lessons here all over again. Remember to repeat them to yourself. Read my words over and over again :eek: till the wisdom finally seeps into that thick as a brick skull of yours. :happyface

No, sorry to have to tell you again, but WRONG. Hazel theme is best when it's sung by the Modernaires or myself. And WRONG I did not try to rip you off, please re-read my many many meticulous explanations of what constitutes a rip off. And once again, I might add you have just demonstrated your obsession again by repeating your lies and wrong headed notions even though I have already taught you to know better. Now I must admonish you again to GET OVER IT. You were never ripped off, I have never "ripped off" anyone in my life. You are a fool and a liar. You really must learn to pay attention, now go and re-read every one of my lessons here all over again. Remember to repeat them to yourself. Read my words over and over again :eek: till the wisdom finally seeps into that thick as a brick skull of yours. :happyface

LOL you are hopeless. So do you think requesting 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes is reasonable and not trying to rip someone off? That price is way out of line, you know it as well as I. And I am not a fool and I am no liar, but you are either ignorant to the facts or refuse to accept them. Give it up, your argument is futile.

Laddie, really are you as thick as you appear. I'll simply advise you to re-read every one of my posts again. And now I will close by saying again that you are WRONG.:p Now re-read every one of my words and try to open the brain this time to new thoughts, new ideas, right ideas, right thoughts, my thoughts.:) Now commence reading my lessons again. Repeat this procedure till you show signs of intelligence.

Laddie, really are you as thick as you appear. I'll simply advise you to re-read every one of my posts again. And now I will close by saying again that you are WRONG.:p Now re-read every one of my words and try to open the brain this time to new thoughts, new ideas, right ideas, right thoughts, my thoughts.:) Now commence reading my lessons again. Repeat this procedure till you show signs of intelligence.

LOL why should I open my brain to your thoughts when you don't open yours to mine? There is no need to explain anything to me. You didn't even address the question I just asked you because you know which one of us is right here and it aint you. Bottom line- you requested 755 bucks for the Hazel episodes. The price was excessive, I declined the offer and defined it as an attempted rip off. I think most people with any common sense would define it the same way.

Oh noooo, you just did it again! Do you even realize it? Do you know what you just did again? Can you believe it? You just again demonstrated your obsession over a simple commerce deal THAT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED. I saw the tie in Nordstrom's I thought it was too much, I passed it by I went on, I walked away, I forgot about it. Now why in the world can't you do the same? FORGET IT, MOVE ON, RELEASE IT, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY. I didn't give that expensive tie a second thought. BUT YOU, YOU ARE SO OBSESSED with an offer you didn't like that you can not forget it. It's been a long long time now, it's time to forget it, time to let it go, OK, you didn't want to buy something you thought too expensive, allright, good for you, you don't have to buy anything you don't want. NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE, FORGET IT!! Get on with your life, carry forward, MOVE ON, stop focusing on one little item that you didn't want to buy one time in your life. Not buying Hazel isn't the end of the world, there is no reason in the world for you to still be talking about a purchase you decided against all these many many months, or is it a year or 2 now? FORGET IT ALREADY, move on with your life. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Can't you release anything from your steel trap head once it gets in there? I haven't thought about that tie since I walked on by, now why in the world can't you do the same? I haven't made it my life's calling to claim Nordstrom's ripped me off, I simply didn't buy the item. Period, end of story, no big deal. I forgot it. Now why in the world can't you do the same. Forget it, it's no big deal, you didn't buy something, OK, good. Don't buy it, now FORGET ABOUT IT!!:dizzy: You must really be off your rocker. Put your focus on something that matters, not a deal that never was. Sheesh. I mean, talk about obsessed.:crazy: How many times to I need to pound this into your head? :bash: Do the world a favor and MOVE ON!

Oh noooo, you just did it again! Do you even realize it? Do you know what you just did again? Can you believe it? You just again demonstrated your obsession over a simple commerce deal THAT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED. I saw the tie in Nordstrom's I thought it was too much, I passed it by I went on, I walked away, I forgot about it. Now why in the world can't you do the same? FORGET IT, MOVE ON, RELEASE IT, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALREADY. I didn't give that expensive tie a second thought. BUT YOU, YOU ARE SO OBSESSED with an offer you didn't like that you can not forget it. It's been a long long time now, it's time to forget it, time to let it go, OK, you didn't want to buy something you thought too expensive, allright, good for you, you don't have to buy anything you don't want. NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE, FORGET IT!! Get on with your life, carry forward, MOVE ON, stop focusing on one little item that you didn't want to buy one time in your life. Not buying Hazel isn't the end of the world, there is no reason in the world for you to still be talking about a purchase you decided against all these many many months, or is it a year or 2 now? FORGET IT ALREADY, move on with your life. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Can't you release anything from your steel trap head once it gets in there? I haven't thought about that tie since I walked on by, now why in the world can't you do the same? I haven't made it my life's calling to claim Nordstrom's ripped me off, I simply didn't buy the item. Period, end of story, no big deal. I forgot it. Now why in the world can't you do the same. Forget it, it's no big deal, you didn't buy something, OK, good. Don't buy it, now FORGET ABOUT IT!!:dizzy: You must really be off your rocker. Put your focus on something that matters, not a deal that never was. Sheesh. I mean, talk about obsessed.:crazy: How many times to I need to pound this into your head? :bash: Do the world a favor and MOVE ON!

I told you I am long over it. If I want to bring up something from the past, that's up to me. How long ago it was is irrelevant. And stop trying to be slick and detract from the real issue here. This isn't about my choice not to buy the Hazel episodes from you. Anyone with common sense would not buy the episodes at that price. We are talking about the excessive amount you requested in return for the episodes. I'm going to ask you again, and this time I want you to address the question and give a straight yes or no answer. Do you think 755 bucks is a fair and reasonable amount to request in return for the Hazel episodes? Let's see if you can give a straight answer for once and make a decent post instead of going off on another of your lunatic rants.

I give up. Go on, live the rest of your life focused on a deal that NEVER HAPPENED. If that's what makes you happy. I saw a tie I considered too expensive, I walked by and forgot it. If you consider something too much money, you simply don't buy it. A rational person deals with this every single day. You however have obsessed on one item you considered too expensive and for some lunatic reason you can't let it go. So be happy in your misey if that's what you want. I can only tell you to re-read every one of my pearls of wisdom and hopefully one day the light bulb will turn on and you'll realize how foolish it is to never get over such a trivial detail in one's life. If you refuse to follow my instructions, enjoy your never ending not getting over it phase. I'm now talking to a brick wall and you are now a total waste of my time. So re-read every word I have written to you in these many instructive messages of good will. If you're wise you'll learn, but I won't hold my breath waiting for that day. Hopefully my message will be pounded into your thick skull and the bulb of enlightenment will shine and my pounding will not have been in vain and we can hug as friends. I now illustrate that sentence for you. :bash: :lightb: :smash: :stupid: :bighug:

I give up. Go on, live the rest of your life focused on a deal that NEVER HAPPENED. If that's what makes you happy. I saw a tie I considered too expensive, I walked by and forgot it. If you consider something too much money, you simply don't buy it. A rational person deals with this every single day. You however have obsessed on one item you considered too expensive and for some lunatic reason you can't let it go. So be happy in your misey if that's what you want. I can only tell you to re-read every one of my pearls of wisdom and hopefully one day the light bulb will turn on and you'll realize how foolish it is to never get over such a trivial detail in one's life. If you refuse to follow my instructions, enjoy your never ending not getting over it phase. I'm now talking to a brick wall and you are now a total waste of my time. So re-read every word I have written to you in these many instructive messages of good will. If you're wise you'll learn, but I won't hold my breath waiting for that day. Hopefully my message will be pounded into your thick skull and the bulb of enlightenment with shine and my pounding will not have been in vain and we can hug as friends. I now illustrate that sentence for you. :bash: :lightb: :smash: :stupid: :bighug:

LOL I didn't think you would answer the question, all you do is repeat the same nonsense over and over. Are you afraid to answer it? Either way you're screwed, if you answer no you admit to being wrong which is something you seem incapable of doing. If you answer yes you admit to overcharging for the episodes which I define as an attempted rip off. You can rant and view it any way you want to, it's really all irrelevant to me. And I am long over it, despite your insistence to the contrary. Case closed, I have proved the point and emerged victorious. Perhaps our paths shall cross again on other threads of the boards. Adios & buena vista. :wave:

You have emerged as dense as ever, if that's your idea of victory, then congratulations.:cool:

You have emerged as dense as ever, if that's your idea of victory, then congratulations.:cool:

LOL I'm not the dense one here, that's for sure. You are stubborn like an ox. Sorry chum, you have been defeated and vanquished. Godspeed, may peace be with you.

How sad it is you can't admit some simple basic truths. Like, 1. The Hazel theme should have been sung thruout the series at the beginning and at the end & 2. Your obsession has proved you to be a liar and a crazed total self denyer. You don't understand, despite repeated kind-hearted attempts by your Master, the basic elements of commerce. For instance, a product, such as a tie, is offered at a certain price. If one considers that price to be too high one simply doesn't buy and walks on and FORGETS IT. One doesn't turn that simple little thought into a life's obsession that he can never stop talking about. The mentally stable person simply decides not to buy and MOVES ON with his life. But YOU? The self-denying obsessed nut, you can not stop talking about an item you once a long long long time ago considered to be above your budget and decided not to buy. You are clearly and most certainly deranged and obviously obsessed over such a non-item that you've allowed this obsession to cast a pall on your entire miserable existence. You're out of your ever lovin' Bud, book yourself into the nearest loony bin, that's where you belong.:crazy: :wave: Have fun at the funny farm. Write again about your obsession, I'm sure you will, you just can't control yourself. Prove it to me now your obsessed by writing again, I'm ordering you, do it. We all want to laugh at the obsessed nut who can't let one trivial moment in his miserable existence go. I know you just can't help yourself. I'm waiting, prove to me how right I am and always will be and how wrong you are and always will be. Prove it now, I dare you not to prove your obsession. :D

How sad it is you can't admit some simple basic truths. Like, 1. The Hazel theme should have been sung thruout the series at the beginning and at the end & 2. Your obsession has proved you to be a liar and a crazed total self denyer. You don't understand, despite repeated kind-hearted attempts by your Master, the basic elements of commerce. For instance, a product, such as a tie, is offered at a certain price. If one considers that price to be too high one simply doesn't buy and walks on and FORGETS IT. One doesn't turn that simple little thought into a life's obsession that he can never stop talking about. The mentally stable person simply decides not to buy and MOVES ON with his life. But YOU? The self-denying obsessed nut, you can not stop talking about an item you once a long long long time ago considered to be above your budget and decided not to buy. You are clearly and most certainly deranged and obviously obsessed over such a non-item that you've allowed this obsession to cast a pall on your entire miserable existence. You're out of your ever lovin' Bud, book yourself into the nearest loony bin, that's where you belong.:crazy: :wave: Have fun at the funny farm. Write again about your obsession, I'm sure you will, you just can't control yourself. Prove it to me now your obsessed by writing again, I'm ordering you, do it. We all want to laugh at the obsessed nut who can't let one trivial moment in his miserable existence go. I know you just can't help yourself. I'm waiting, prove to me how right I am and always will be and how wrong you are and always will be. Prove it now, I dare you not to prove your obsession. :D

LOL just WHO is the obsessed one here not moving on with one lunatic rant after the other? You do a splendid job making a total ass of yourself on the board. And after I tried to be a kind soul and wish you peace. Shame on you. I should have known better, individuals like you don't deserve well wishes. Obviously you don't handle defeat very well. Now keep doing what you do best, keep up your insane drivel and continue making an ass of yourself. The trash you post is great for laughs. ROFL!!! :rofl:

Great, I'm glad you finally admit you've been wrong all along. Yes I do accept your apology. Now get off your knees and try your best to get over your obsession. Carry on, dear lad, there really is more to life than your imagined ills. Say hello to your keeper for me. Tell her you need more meds. :lol: :p :happyface Now repeat for us again, you obsessed idiot, your tale of imagined woes. I love to laugh at your ravings. I must admit it is great fun belittling weasels like you. What a nut job. Now I leave you to your padded room. Now rave on jack ass.

Great, I'm glad you finally admit you've been wrong all along. Yes I do accept your apology. Now get off your knees and try your best to get over your obsession. Carry on, dear lad, there really is more to life than your imagined ills. Say hello to your keeper for me. Tell her you need more meds. :lol: :p :happyface Now repeat for us again, you obsessed idiot, your tale of imagined woes. I love to laugh at your ravings. What a nut job. Now I leave you to your padded room.

LOL you really are lame, a miserable excuse for a human being. You must have been absent when they handed brains out, because you don't have any. You have been exposed and I dealt you a crushing defeat here. I tried to leave you in peace, then you respond with more insane drivel and show everyone again the total ass that you are. From the sarcastic tone of your very first post in this thread, you showed right there just what type of individual you are. Keep it up, you dig yourself a deeper hole with each and every post you make. Keep on digging until you bury yourself for good. The rest of us here will then be much better off. ROFL!!! :rofl:

:cool: Oh my. Such ramblings of the ignorant. Why the only one dear boy who is displaying his own small little mind is you. You have repeatedly proven yourself to be obsessed, wrong, stupid, an idiot and unworthy of any serious consideration. To rave on in the asylum as you continuously do must be satisfying in some obscure way. Well, keep it up, I do look forward to my next biting insult into your miserable hide. I have plenty to go. For as long as there is a single idiot spouting his trash, you can rely on me to forever put him in his place. And that place, of course for you is the trash heap. :lol:

:confused: Oh my ignorant, banal ramblings. Yes the only one dear sir who is displaying his own small little mind is me. I have repeatedly proven myself to be obsessed, wrong, stupid, an idiot and thief unworthy of any serious consideration. To rave on in the asylum as I continuously do must be satisfying in some obscure way. Well, keep it up, I do look forward to your next biting insult into my miserable hide. I know there is plenty to go. For as long as I am the single idiot spouting his trash, I can rely on Lee G to forever put me in my place. And that place, of course for me is the trash heap. :(

Now that I will agree with. Very good, H.A. Glad to see you confess at last and admit to your many shortcomings. Taking it like a man is a big step forward. Now I strongly suggest you improve yourself and work hard on conquering those inner demons.

Clever, clever. For the first time you're actually beginning to show some signs of wit & humor. Granted you had to distort & plaigarize my own charm filled message to do it, but I do salute originality when I see it. Maybe there's hope for you, after the many wit filled missives and biting barbs I've written so lovingly toward you, it's finally beginning to seep thru your normally thick skull. You are finally showing some signs of humor and intelligence. OK, I applaud your latest attempt at a come-back. :dance: :clap

Clever, clever. For the first time you're actually beginning to show some signs of wit & humor. Granted you had to distort & plaigarize my own charm filled message to do it, but I do salute originality when I see it. Maybe there's hope for you, after the many wit filled missives and biting barbs I've written so lovingly toward you, it's finally beginning to seep thru your normally thick skull. You are finally showing some signs of humor and intelligence. OK, I applaud your latest attempt at a come-back. :dance: :clap

I've been clever and witty all along, but apparently I had to go down to your level before you could understand. Now go to work on improving yourself, perhaps you can still become a better individual before it gets too late.

So Hazelanyday, if I wanted to order the complete series from you how much would it be?

So Hazelanyday, if I wanted to order the complete series from you how much would it be?

Maybe he will offer it to you cheap in attempt to improve his reputation. tvdvdplanet is selling their bootleg set for $149.99. They sell all kinds of TV shows thru that site. But I am skeptical of sites like that, I would never buy from those places unless I'm absolutely desperate to have a show that isn't otherwise available on regular retail DVD. As far as Hazel goes, Sony put out season one and hopefully they'll release the other seasons also. If not, I'll be content with having season one.

Well Im new to the series and am impatient (damn today's technology) so if I can get it all in one shot, I will. I have the first season on DVD but you never know, there are so many 'season 1's' out there that never get followed up on.

Id like to find it for the lowest possible price but without sacrificing the quality of the material (I know...I can't have everything). I took a look at that site you mention. They have a ton of stuff. Is the quality alright?

;)

Well Im new to the series and am impatient (damn today's technology) so if I can get it all in one shot, I will. I have the first season on DVD but you never know, there are so many 'season 1's' out there that never get followed up on.

Id like to find it for the lowest possible price but without sacrificing the quality of the material (I know...I can't have everything). I took a look at that site you mention. They have a ton of stuff. Is the quality alright?

;)

I never bought from tvdvdplanet but I checked the internet for information about them, and there are a ton of complaints. So don't waste your time or money. Best thing to do is buy Sony's release of season one and wait and see if additional seasons follow. Anything else you buy is a guarantee to be inferior quality and very likely you will get cut episodes. Sony's season one has uncut episodes.

Man, I am so glad I never wandered across this thread. First of all this was supposed to be about the theme song of HAZEL. Secondly, in our capitalist system, ANYONE can charge what they think they can get for a product and you do not have to buy it if the price is too high. Did you two ever think of getting into presidential politics?:lol: :wave:

...there were at least three different themes heard in the series, including the final season. However, knowing Screen Gems/Columbia's approach for reissuing their shows in syndication (using their "one title fits all" approach), it's very rare to find a title from any season that matches the orchestration heard in the closing credits that same season.

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in our capitalist system, ANYONE can charge what they think they can get for a product and you do not have to buy it if the price is too high.

The consumer always has the choice whether or not to buy a product. The problem occurs when the seller charges an inflated price for said product. The seller can quote whatever amount they want, but charging an overly inflated price doesn't make it right. No one in their right mind would pay 755 bucks for subpar quality, cut episodes of the Hazel series that were taped from TV. Even if the episodes were clean and uncut, it is still an outrageous price.

...there were at least three different themes heard in the series, including the final season. However, knowing Screen Gems/Columbia's approach for reissuing their shows in syndication (using their "one title fits all" approach), it's very rare to find a title from any season that matches the orchestration heard in the closing credits that same season.

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Along with the various themes, the footage that is seen in the opening credits of Hazel was also changed numerous times. I can recall about a half dozen different versions. The version I remember most fondly is the one with Bobby Buntrock sitting up in the tree with his football uniform on. He is throwing down confetti or something of that nature. I think there's another one where Hazel comes home with the groceries, and another where she drives off in the car with Mr. B. And the one that was used for most of the final season where Hazel sees everyone off in the morning suggesting they all take an umbrella with them, then at the end you see Hazel running off holding up an umbrella in the driving rain. Hazel is unique in that respect with so many versions of the opening credits. Perhaps you can elaborate?

The consumer always has the choice whether or not to buy a product. The problem occurs when the seller charges an inflated price for said product. The seller can quote whatever amount they want, but charging an overly inflated price doesn't make it right. No one in their right mind would pay 755 bucks for subpar quality, cut episodes of the Hazel series that were taped from TV. Even if the episodes were clean and uncut, it is still an outrageous price.

I agree but why are you spending FOUR pages of a thread about theme songs ranting about it! PLEASE MOVE ON. You sound like the biggest idiot in the world and so does the gentleman you've been fighting with.:wave:

I agree but why are you spending FOUR pages of a thread about theme songs ranting about it! PLEASE MOVE ON.

Pay attention, clown. I moved on a long time ago. The dispute is none of your concern, it did not involve you. You decided to join the party so I gave you a proper response. If you agree with me then there is nothing else that needs to be said. If you want to contribute to the original subject matter of the thread and comment on the Hazel theme song, go ahead and post it since you seem so bothered about the thread moving off topic. :crazy: :lol: :wave:

Pay attention, clown. I moved on a long time ago. The dispute is none of your concern, it did not involve you. You decided to join the party so I gave you a proper response. If you agree with me then there is nothing else that needs to be said. If you want to contribute to the original subject matter of the thread and comment on the Hazel theme song, go ahead and post it since you seem so bothered about the thread moving off topic. :crazy: :lol: :wave:

As Jack Benny would say... "Well!...":lol:

I'm staying out of it this time. Except I must object to being called one of 2 "biggest idiots in the world". Surely there must be bigger idiots that humble little me.;)

I'm staying out of it this time. Except I must object to being called one of 2 "biggest idiots in the world". Surely there must be bigger idiots that humble little me.;)

Yes the biggest one is at Sony sitting on the unreleased episodes!:lol:

...during the first four seasons, the Ford Motor Company {the series' longtime sponsor} wanted the Baxter's family car featured "out front" with the cast during the opening credits, especially when the models changed every season- so, there were at least four, possibly five variations in the original opening credits shown on NBC every season (I know one of them has Hazel taking a picture of the Baxters in front of their "new" Ford, but I'm not sure if that was featured in the syndicated version). Naturally, the announcer's I.D. for Ford at the end of those titles was "faded out" in syndication....

And there were, I believe, at least two versions of the opening title in the final season.

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...during the first four seasons, the Ford Motor Company {the series' longtime sponsor} wanted the Baxter's family car featured "out front" with the cast during the opening credits, especially when the models changed every season- so, there were at least four, possibly five variations in the original opening credits shown on NBC every season (I know one of them has Hazel taking a picture of the Baxters in front of their "new" Ford, but I'm not sure if that was featured in the syndicated version). Naturally, the announcer's I.D. for Ford at the end of those titles was "faded out" in syndication....

And there were, I believe, at least two versions of the opening title in the final season.

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Yep, there were two versions of the opening credits in the last season. The "rainy day" version I mentioned previously, and I believe the other one starts with Hazel talking on the telephone. I think the telephone version was used in just a few episodes. The other version is the more familiar one.

The first season had a couple versions of the opening credits also. The one they used in the earliest episodes where Hazel is baking some goodies in the oven, the family smells what's cookin and they all gather at the table to share the goodies. Then later on that season they switched to a different version outside the house that showed the family car, some instant advertising for the Ford Motor Company. For seasons 2 thru 4, different "car themed" versions of the opening credits were used.

Boy that was the biggest battle on Sitcom on line I have seen in long time.
Having witnessing the fights, I need now to hear the opening.,closing music. I remember more of the video portion than the audio. I do remember Bobby up in a tree throwing confetti and Hazel baking cookies and the cast coming to eat. But I couldn't tell which music I like. Where can I listen?

Boy that was the biggest battle on Sitcom on line I have seen in long time.
Having witnessing the fights, I need now to hear the opening.,closing music. I remember more of the video portion than the audio. I do remember Bobby up in a tree throwing confetti and Hazel baking cookies and the cast coming to eat. But I couldn't tell which music I like. Where can I listen?

I think that the page for Hazel on the main (non-board) part of Sitcoms Online has audio of all three themes. You can probably find several versions of the video on YouTube.