WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROZEN POLICEMAN?
A copsicle

WHAT KIND OF BANKS DO ALLIGATORS USE?
Riverbanks

DID THE PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN THE LADY FELL ON THE ICE?
No but the ice cracked up

WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES DO GHOSTS MAKE?
Boo boos

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TEST GIVEN TO A CRIMINAL?
A con-test

WHY AREN’T ELEPHANTS ALLOWED ON BEACHES?
They can’t keep their trunks up

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH POLITICAL JOKES?
They get elected

WHAT DID ONE SAND PILE SAY TO THE OTHER?
What cha dune?

WHAT IS A POLICEMAN’S FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
Corn on the cop

WHERE DOES A GARDENER KEEP HIS MONEY?
In a savings and lawn

WHAT DOES A DANCER USUALLY DRINK?
Tap water

WHEN ARE EYES, NOT EYES?
When the wind makes them water

WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO TAKE BEFORE SINGING?
A deep breath

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF MAN?
Men

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF CHILD?
Twins

WHY DID HUMPTY DUMPTY HAVE A GREAT FALL?
To make up for a lousy summer

WHICH PRESIDENT IS FROM OUTER SPACE?
Ronald Ray-gun

IF THE INVISIBLE MAN WERE A PIRATE, WHAT WOULD HE DO?
Walk the blank

WHEN ARE EYES, NOT EYES?
When the wind makes them water

WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO TAKE BEFORE SINGING?
A deep breath

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF MAN?
Men

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF CHILD?
Twins



I don't get those. The one about singing and the one about the plural of man are true.

LOL those are horrible.

WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO TAKE BEFORE SINGING?
A deep breath

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF MAN?
Men
where are the punchlines in those?? they're true, especially the men one.

oK

where are the punchlines in those?? they're true, especially the men one.
:lol: seriously...

I don't get those. The one about singing and the one about the plural of man are true.

Let me try to straighten you out,

WHEN ARE EYES, NOT EYES?
When the wind makes them water

Eyes, sounds like Ice.

WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF CHILD?
Twins

Is just someone's lame attempt at a pun lol.

Puns are just a play on words, and I did say these were bad. Real corny without a doubt.

Eyes, sounds like Ice.


I took it as when the winds makes your eyes water. theyre not eyes because they were made into water...ha ha. play on words... ;)

And i think the plural of men one was supposed to be the lead-in to the "plural of children" question. still dont quite get that though.

where are the punchlines in those?? they're true, especially the men one.
that's why I'm confused!