Hey Award Show fans, TJL here.

Hare to believe it, but the year is coming to a close, and that means only one thing:

One last chance to make fun of celebritys before 2006 is over.

That's right, the 5th Annual Hawkeye Awards is back! My staff of writers, choreographers and makeup artists are already burning the midnight oil to make this year's show the best ever!

Who will take home a coveted Benjamin Franklin Pierce Award for Achievement in Excellence this year? It's hard to say. With so many late entries this year, (yeah, I'm talking about you Danny DeVito, you drunken little person) it's still a tossup!

But here is your chance to decide the outcome of one category: The Timeout Trophy!
Which celebrity really needs to go away for a while, get his or her collective ****e together before us regular folks have no choice but to get out the torches and pitchforks?

Vote for your favorite among the nominees, and if you have your own entry, please post it as well.

We'll see you in a few weeks with the Awards!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my velvet tux.

;)

PARIS HILTON

i voted for the drunken party girls

BUTTTT.... if i was a bit younger....

Stars who say Stupid Things

Well, since we can't give all of the choices the award, I'll vote for a timeout from vacuous, empty and meaningless party girls using up our valuable oxygen...

:lol: KKKramer

Oh, i forgot to mention, you can vote in the poll as often as you like.

If you want to. It's not really going to affect the outcome. Just like a real election.

I gotta get back to the show rehearsal.

The OkGo guys need help setting up the treadmills.

;)

Drunken Partygirl Starlets:lol:

"Other" category: Third-rate, or worse films, being touted as monuments to intellectualism or as potential Oscar-winning material. (Case in point: Borat) :rolleyes:

How many starlets will be caught without underwear by the paparazzi...aka THE CHERRY AWARD.

How many starlets will be caught without underwear by the paparazzi...aka THE CHERRY AWARD.
:lol: